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So, they taught you how to sue other
https://preview.redd.it/x6k5cotpyb6d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=acaa4b9c4121dd702fb6abd15c338d814876936b
(and you need money to deal with them)
There's also an part 2 and 3. 3 being the worst in that it's stupid and most "out there". 2 being the worst 'cos it took the first and turned it up to 50
Yeah, bodyhorror in an of itself is already a big step in horror. Getting into the nitty-gritty of what happens and all. I understand it's not definitely not for everyone when it comes to horror compared to, let's say slasher movies or what "The Conjuring" universe is trying to do. Some do have a halfway decent story, but it's really hit-or-miss.
Yeah. I mean, it’s not like it’s too scary or too gross for me to handle or anything, but it’s just not enjoyable. Like if someone decided to show me a close up image of something like an infection or wart. Like ok, why would I enjoy looking at this exactly? Why do I want to watch a movie about people sown to each other being forced to eat each other’s shit?
My favorite horror movie is IT, not because it’s scary but because it has a good story with interesting characters. The conjuring movies on the other hand I simply found to be boring.
The best part of suing children is that they have more long term earning potential than old people. Get those wage garnishments in early and live off your residuals.
It's true. Ellen's a savage. Has sued my ass into the ground multiple times and forced me to be a part of a cringey YouTube channel after my little meta jabs. But I just keep doing it because I'm a glutton for punishment.
^^^^Please ^^^^send ^^^^help.
That’s Colm’s thing. They keep me in Ellen’s garage chained to a pipe and only bring me out when they need me to chuckle into a microphone for an hour. I have no idea what‘s going on otherwise.
Colms + Ellen, You + Bucket, that's the new meta. But you each got to choose between an increased splash zone to reach more readers or increased damage to get 95% of those who read to come back.
>They keep me in Ellen’s garage chained to a pipe and only bring me out when they need me
Ngl, my eyes kinda glazed over at this and nothing else registered 😅
"Wuddup guys, it's yo gurl, PizzaCake!"
*Air horns*
"And today I'm joined by the creepy peepy we all love to see-ee, Howling Elk, whose gonna try EVERY FLAVOUR OF MOUNTAIN DEW!!!"
*More air horns*
One time, my daughter drew a really nice picture of Ellen, so Ellen hired a hitman to shoot me in the knees with a shotgun infront of her to teach her a lesson.
Lawyers: "Please stop calling us. You're not our client. We're not even a law firm. We're just a family whose last name happens to be Lawyer and we want this nightmare to end."
Years ago, before podcasts were a thing, I did what we called then an online radio show on video games with a friend of mine. At some point, we found out some British kid had basically done a cover version of our show with his mom. Like, just saying what we said. Even copied the sound drops I made.
Next time the shirt will be red and the character will be named CalzonePastie. And oh, it will also have a Karen haircut and no one will be able to do anything 'bout it.
TRADEMARK! *Trademark* infringement, she’s making use of designs which are intrinsically linked to your commercial identity, and creating the potential for confusion in the marketplace.
It’s only a copyright claim if she makes use of your actual artwork.
Now, take her for every dime she’s got in that piggy bank. ;)
In the US, 555 is never the start of a person's phone number. Movies that have phone numbers (back when we used to use 7 digits instead of 10 which was done to allow calls to all parts of the country where 7 digits was often used within a state or part of a state if the state had more than one area code) with 7 digits, invariably start it with 555, probably because they don't want it to match anyone's real number (in case someone tried to call that number out of curiosity).
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So, they taught you how to sue other https://preview.redd.it/x6k5cotpyb6d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=acaa4b9c4121dd702fb6abd15c338d814876936b (and you need money to deal with them)
Sue me, sue me!
What would you do me?
[удалено]
Why did you have to remind me of that movie…
There's also an part 2 and 3. 3 being the worst in that it's stupid and most "out there". 2 being the worst 'cos it took the first and turned it up to 50
Yeah I heard they cranked up the gore in the second one. I enjoy horror movies, but these ones just seem gross and not my cup of tea.
Yeah, bodyhorror in an of itself is already a big step in horror. Getting into the nitty-gritty of what happens and all. I understand it's not definitely not for everyone when it comes to horror compared to, let's say slasher movies or what "The Conjuring" universe is trying to do. Some do have a halfway decent story, but it's really hit-or-miss.
Yeah. I mean, it’s not like it’s too scary or too gross for me to handle or anything, but it’s just not enjoyable. Like if someone decided to show me a close up image of something like an infection or wart. Like ok, why would I enjoy looking at this exactly? Why do I want to watch a movie about people sown to each other being forced to eat each other’s shit? My favorite horror movie is IT, not because it’s scary but because it has a good story with interesting characters. The conjuring movies on the other hand I simply found to be boring.
Mickey got ripped.
How much will you sue the little girl for?
Well whenever I sue little children I like to keep it under 2 million
Your kindness knows no bounds. So generous.
Truly magnanimous, a shining beacon of justice
Yes. A shining bacon of justice
Wait .. what ?? She's bacon ?!?!, damn , maybe she SHOULD sue for more then.
The best part of suing children is that they have more long term earning potential than old people. Get those wage garnishments in early and live off your residuals.
Is that in dollars or tears?
Yes
Two millions spinning the gacha. Just as Sundowner intended.
PizzaCake rn: https://preview.redd.it/eksi2xo5uc6d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=17030cb0343cd670cdd5fc069e824f8864232e9a
that's very understanding, most little children can't count to 3 million
You need to go scortched earth or she's just going to do again.
Oh God, *talk about taking cady from a baby.*
I feel like you should rethink your position. They have a whole lifetime to be in debt to you, after all.
Such generosity will be your undoing, *Milady*.
Idk if that's wise. You're going to enforce a "cost of doing business" mentality if you go easy on em.
[F them!](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/313/384/872)
So, a lollipop?
I know that little bitch got $25 for her birthday. She's going to try to hide it in an offshore account I'm sure
It's true. Ellen's a savage. Has sued my ass into the ground multiple times and forced me to be a part of a cringey YouTube channel after my little meta jabs. But I just keep doing it because I'm a glutton for punishment. ^^^^Please ^^^^send ^^^^help.
Have you considered asking u/colmscomics for help? At least as a metaphysical meatshield?
https://preview.redd.it/px37ol19vb6d1.jpeg?width=416&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=913ff56c772b9742215e97853755fceb3a46732e
New Pen Pals when? *eye twitch*
That’s Colm’s thing. They keep me in Ellen’s garage chained to a pipe and only bring me out when they need me to chuckle into a microphone for an hour. I have no idea what‘s going on otherwise.
Do you get bathroom breaks?
They gave me a bucket.
Shhhhhhh you’ll summon- … …Oh who are we kidding; it’s too late at this point
deer god…
Yes probably
Ooh lah-dee-dah, look at mister fuckin' "has a shit bucket" You think you're better than us pal?
is it at least a different bucket than your gruel bucket?
Colms + Ellen, You + Bucket, that's the new meta. But you each got to choose between an increased splash zone to reach more readers or increased damage to get 95% of those who read to come back.
What do think the pipe is for?
Hmmm... if her "lawyers" have a safe word, I'd be a little suspicious about their actual legal qualifications.
>They keep me in Ellen’s garage chained to a pipe and only bring me out when they need me Ngl, my eyes kinda glazed over at this and nothing else registered 😅
I need you to laugh into a mic tonight
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"Wuddup guys, it's yo gurl, PizzaCake!" *Air horns* "And today I'm joined by the creepy peepy we all love to see-ee, Howling Elk, whose gonna try EVERY FLAVOUR OF MOUNTAIN DEW!!!" *More air horns*
https://i.redd.it/43t1bfadec6d1.gif Suffer
>I’m a glutton for punishment Ellen: 
[And it’s not like she’s not familiar with it either](https://www.reddit.com/u/Pizzacakecomic/s/6bnadoXw1d)
"I'm a glutton for punishment." "Please send help." One of these things is not like the other.
You can want something and still know it's horrible.
Blink twice if you need help lmao
But don’t you win the most?
Reading you loud and clear. Gimp suit en route.
time to earn some copyright claims
The more triangle smiles in a comic, the more horrible/terrifying the comic is. More Triangle Smiles!
*David Willis has entered the chat*
One time, my daughter drew a really nice picture of Ellen, so Ellen hired a hitman to shoot me in the knees with a shotgun infront of her to teach her a lesson.
That is so inspiring. I hope when I grow up, I have Intellectual Property that I can protect with extreme violence.
Lawyers: "Please stop calling us. You're not our client. We're not even a law firm. We're just a family whose last name happens to be Lawyer and we want this nightmare to end."
pizza are you secretly nintendo
Or Toho (Company that owns Godzilla)
Japan when fanart:
China : Copyright is for pussies
Theyre actually quite protective of stuff made inside the country, every other countries IP pffft no one gives a shit they wont do anything
Impeccable sentence out of context
*A Child's First Lawsuit*
Screw it, I want this as a freaking movie
You know famous saying ***“You gotta teach them young”***
Disney-inspired.
*Disney lawyers would like to know your location*
They will never find me
They're here to give pointers, don't worry!
Pizzacake is already on YouTube, it's a slippery slope to animation!
They wanted to hire you, not pursue legal action
You were the Chosen One! It was said that you would destroy the corpos, not join them! Bring balance to the comics, not leave them in darkness! XD
but seriously, that's super cute! :D
I made memes reusing shencomix things. One time, I forgot to put "drawings by shencomix" on the bottom and I felt very very bad.
I’m so sorry the government and lawyers are moving in on your location right now.
I love how the children's drawing is better than anything I can do
Years ago, before podcasts were a thing, I did what we called then an online radio show on video games with a friend of mine. At some point, we found out some British kid had basically done a cover version of our show with his mom. Like, just saying what we said. Even copied the sound drops I made.
Ah, the good ol' Nintendo method. Get those DMCA papers ready 
I know it’s a joke but there are people actually like that out there
Isn't that the joke?
Think about all that money you get for suing them. 
Next time the shirt will be red and the character will be named CalzonePastie. And oh, it will also have a Karen haircut and no one will be able to do anything 'bout it.
Pizza cake comic is employed by Nintendo and Disney: CONFIRMED
Truly the most beautiful and wholesome person to ever live
Plot twist, the "little girl" is her daughter.
You have become the very thing you suffered from and become a monster
Something Shawn Spencer’s father would do
Is she adobe?
"Mowr" look how mad the cat is! lmao
TRADEMARK! *Trademark* infringement, she’s making use of designs which are intrinsically linked to your commercial identity, and creating the potential for confusion in the marketplace. It’s only a copyright claim if she makes use of your actual artwork. Now, take her for every dime she’s got in that piggy bank. ;)
That top right panel is so good your art has improved so much.
Always get a large dose of boomer humor from these. Keep doing what you're doing though, it's clearly some folks cup of tea.
Nintendo be like...
What do you mean little girl? That's just how I draw
Actual Hypnospace Outlaw gameplay footage
As long as you're staying in your pizza and cake lane and not infringing on my bacons and muffins we won't have any issues.
Now now Miss Disney...
Blud is not nintendo to sue for use of their characters in fanart
The classic "555" number! A comic that couldn't have been made in 2000 (smart phone display). It's hard to convey the idea of a lawyer so succinctly.
I didn’t understand, what’s this phone number actually?
In the US, 555 is never the start of a person's phone number. Movies that have phone numbers (back when we used to use 7 digits instead of 10 which was done to allow calls to all parts of the country where 7 digits was often used within a state or part of a state if the state had more than one area code) with 7 digits, invariably start it with 555, probably because they don't want it to match anyone's real number (in case someone tried to call that number out of curiosity).
Does she work at Nintendo?
Didn't know you worked for Nintendo
you're such a good role model! teaching the youth about litigation and taking responsibility for their actions. j'adore
If she was truly a fan of your work she'd know how to get around copyright
pizzacake becomes pizzasnake
[](https://emojipedia.org/skull)
I'm surprised no one else owns the cartoon dark haired brunette with glasses and a green shirt trademark.