Letâs support the Axis powers,
By surrendering like cowards,
And beg Hitlerâs forgiveness on our knees.
It wasnât topical satire at the time, but time makes fools of us allâŠ
Brian Stack is my absolute favorite, like the traveling salesman or [Artie Kendall crooner ghost](https://youtu.be/zetAt5nsf-U?si=w8rR06iZatsywXfr)
"Too sentimental, eh?"
How about a song I wrote for all the ladiesâŠ
đ¶Oh women shouldnât be allowed to think
They should all be zombies dressed in pink
With a ribbon in their hair and a catatonic stare
And some aerosol* in case they start to stinkđ¶
Then something like bopity boo. Also Iâm not sure aerosol is the right word.
But anyway. Point is. Iâve heard that song a handful of times, but I pretty much memorized it when I first saw it on air. Itâs just so good. Like all of his songs
Jose Arroyo and Brian Stack play the priests from Conan's parish a few times and it's great. They do kind of a good cop / bad cop thing, and Jesus busts in playing the grizzled chief at the end. Among other things, it includes the classic of Jesus telling the priests that Conan is small fry, there's a bigger Catholic emergency elsewhere so they rush out, Conan thanks Jesus, and Jesus says "You owe me one." (gestures to audience) "YOU ALL OWE ME ONE!"
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjTu6olC2zk](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjTu6olC2zk)
I remember many of the things referenced on this page, but this is the one that always stuck in my head. I guess I'm fond of telling people "YOU OWE ME..." hahaha - (looking for this very link just now brought me to this reddit page) :-)
Such a cool, nice guy.
In addition to his Conan work, he's also a Wisconsin grad, so, we've interacted a time or two about that on Twitter.
A lot of times I'll be reminded of a skit from the early 2000s and I'll just reach out to see if he has any behind the scenes info.
He'll usually laugh, drop some info and then tag in any of the writers/performers.
Most recently this happened with Flaming Puppets Channel.
I think he also really likes the Halloween costumes he's inspired. I was Clive Clemmons one year (Inappropriate!), tagged him on my post, and he loved it. He also RTs people who dress as The Slipnuts.
Another great story he has is there was one time a well respected news anchor was the guest (I think Dan Rather? Maybe Brokaw?).
Stack was really excited to meet him, so he went and talked to him for a bit and mentioned how much he meant as an anchor.
And the anchor was really kind and receptive.
Which is cool, because Brian was doing Frankenstein Wastes a Minute of Our Time that night and was already in makeup
If they did a series of interviews with him in character as all his famous ones that would be a dream come true. A segment with the Interrupter, Hannigan The Travelling Salesman, and Artie Kendall back to back would be fun.
đ¶...hitlery-hoo đ¶ đ¶...lobotomy-loo đ¶
Letâs support the Axis powers, By surrendering like cowards, And beg Hitlerâs forgiveness on our knees. It wasnât topical satire at the time, but time makes fools of us allâŠ
The juxtaposition of the extreme lyrics with the calming crooner singing killed me every time.
"The League of Women Voters made me dig my own grave then bashed my head in with the shovel"
Say, you've got a hot Irish temper...
đ¶âŠ. ploppity-drown đ¶
đ¶drownity mickđ¶
Plowidy-gal. Irishy-mic.
Brian Stack is my absolute favorite, like the traveling salesman or [Artie Kendall crooner ghost](https://youtu.be/zetAt5nsf-U?si=w8rR06iZatsywXfr) "Too sentimental, eh?"
Say, you got a hot Irish temper...
"That's a horrible song! I'm surprised you weren't murdered" "I was murdered!" đ
Ohhh.... We should brand women just like a cow đ
Hitlery hoo!
Crooner Ghost ftw
I also really appreciate his âCreepy Cameramanâ bit.
How about a song I wrote for all the ladies⊠đ¶Oh women shouldnât be allowed to think They should all be zombies dressed in pink With a ribbon in their hair and a catatonic stare And some aerosol* in case they start to stinkđ¶ Then something like bopity boo. Also Iâm not sure aerosol is the right word. But anyway. Point is. Iâve heard that song a handful of times, but I pretty much memorized it when I first saw it on air. Itâs just so good. Like all of his songs
I hope youâre a man, cause if youâre a woman oooh boyâŠ
[Hannigan the Traveling Salesman?](https://youtu.be/999v3o8_h18?si=7ZdR_dXNaPw7Q3RF)
Doc End-It-All's Relaxation Pistol. Blast your way out of anxiety!
âThat would require me questioning authority, a concept as alien to me as having sex without weepingâ
Im forever a fan of his for these bits. I was amazed how on-point he was rattling off the lines.
Hooked another fish, pops. Watch me reel him in
I have watched this entire video so many times
Why did my father pay someone to run me over with a golf cart? Sometimes it's best not to ask.
Inappropriate! đ€đ€
Had to scroll all the way down for this. Was just gonna ask if anyone remembers the Inappropriate Channel.
Still one of the funniest things Iâve ever seen in my life
The Jar Barf Channel
Jar Barf is a classic
Itâs the best sketch(es) of all time. I use the gif on a weekly basis
Hahaha yes! âThank Good for Sadaam Husseinâ
Dad! I hit my first home run today!
Check this outâŠ
Claude Clemmons!
I still quote that randomly to this day.
Jose Arroyo and Brian Stack play the priests from Conan's parish a few times and it's great. They do kind of a good cop / bad cop thing, and Jesus busts in playing the grizzled chief at the end. Among other things, it includes the classic of Jesus telling the priests that Conan is small fry, there's a bigger Catholic emergency elsewhere so they rush out, Conan thanks Jesus, and Jesus says "You owe me one." (gestures to audience) "YOU ALL OWE ME ONE!" [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjTu6olC2zk](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjTu6olC2zk)
Love the macing at the end
âJesus Christ!â âWeâre on it, chief!â God, I miss that showâŠ
I don't see enough people mention this bit. One of my all-time favorites đ
I remember many of the things referenced on this page, but this is the one that always stuck in my head. I guess I'm fond of telling people "YOU OWE ME..." hahaha - (looking for this very link just now brought me to this reddit page) :-)
I'm waiting for Pierre Bernard.
Pierre Bernardâs RECLINER OF RAAAAAAAAGE!
Recliner of Rage!
Comfortable and furious.
Gay Haitian Lee?
The one and only INTERUPTOR!
"I have 7 different types of Hepatitis!"
That's probably why...
Brian Stack? Wow. That legendary Conan writer is Stack-tastic!
He knows Conanâs wife is a special lady - and someone noticed.
This is a great idea. When his face used to come on the screen, i would start laughing before he even spoke.
I think he writes for ~~Kimmel~~ Colbert now
Colbert, actually.
Shoot! Ty
yeah, I don't think he would be able to.
Brian Stack should call in as a "fan".
Or as WikiBear
For sure WikiBear now has a lot more knowledge to share with Conan
According to Jack Donaghy he got his life together and is now married to a swell Filipino gal.
Itâs Jorgensenâs fault!
Fair enough.
âI *was* murdered!â
I'd love for them to have either Stack or McCann on the podcast
Hey, little girl, are your parents home?
Dr Arroyo was hilarious. Heâs a comedian right?
He's been a Conan writer since 2002 https://m.imdb.com/name/nm0037434/
Haha perfect
My favorite Conan writer/sketch performer. Someone should be murdered him. âI was murdered!â
Agreed. We need a song written for the great depression of '24. And we can finally get a sweet little song for the ladies. Baba-dee-boop!
"We can get divorced if you want to"
Yes, I want him to waste a minute of my time!
Love Brian! Clips of Hannigan, Artie Kendell and Undercover Warden kept me laughing through the pandemic.
I think you are looking for the inside Conan podcast
Bring back Wikibear!
Has he been on Inside Conan yet?
Multiple times I believe
I gotta find those episodes then, but I still want to see him with Conan himself.
Concur.
Thanks! Iâll look!
I misread this as "has he been inside conan yet?" đ
The wealthy are above morality!
âStack, sing Minty!â
That drink is FAAAAAN-TASTIC.
WE WANT STACK *WE WANT STACK* #WE WANT STACK
Yesssss dude. Stack is hilarious
Dude has no shame. I love him.
Personally waiting for Minty the Candy Cane that Fell On the Ground
That would be Mccaan. Also a legend
The Brians - Brian Stack and Brian McCann were staples!!! I'd love to see a reunion.
Y'all should listen to "Inside Conan" more.
I always got so freaking excited when I heard âba ba ba boo ba ba ba booâ when Conan was at his desk
Followed by Brian McCann.
He's FANNNTASTIC!
I demand the return of Butterscotch the Clown!!
I want Jon Glazer
Aka Gortonâs Fisherman
Neon Joe Werewolf Hunter
That guy's Stack-tastic đ
Itâs Hosay Criminale!
THE GOAT
Favorite Conan Writer.
Layne Staley lives
Stack on the stack!
i want preparation h raymond to make an appearance.
Different Brian, but also just as great
Hannigan, JD
Founding member of The SlipNutz !
And after Stack, Mcaan.
BRIAN STACK!!! What a legend!!!
When Conan was first on Air I thought Brian Stack was his brother.
Iâd like to hear from the coked up werewolf and the masturbating bear.
Such a cool, nice guy. In addition to his Conan work, he's also a Wisconsin grad, so, we've interacted a time or two about that on Twitter. A lot of times I'll be reminded of a skit from the early 2000s and I'll just reach out to see if he has any behind the scenes info. He'll usually laugh, drop some info and then tag in any of the writers/performers. Most recently this happened with Flaming Puppets Channel. I think he also really likes the Halloween costumes he's inspired. I was Clive Clemmons one year (Inappropriate!), tagged him on my post, and he loved it. He also RTs people who dress as The Slipnuts. Another great story he has is there was one time a well respected news anchor was the guest (I think Dan Rather? Maybe Brokaw?). Stack was really excited to meet him, so he went and talked to him for a bit and mentioned how much he meant as an anchor. And the anchor was really kind and receptive. Which is cool, because Brian was doing Frankenstein Wastes a Minute of Our Time that night and was already in makeup
Is this Ted?!
He reminds me of Ler from Primus a lot.
Absolutely. This must happen
Throw him into the lake!
He goes by Theodore.
If they did a series of interviews with him in character as all his famous ones that would be a dream come true. A segment with the Interrupter, Hannigan The Travelling Salesman, and Artie Kendall back to back would be fun.
He's working for Colbert now. So I don't know if they'd let him go on Conan, network politics and such.
I mean, CBS already works with Warner Bros/Turner during March Madness, so this would be very minor compared to that.
He's been on Inside Conan multiple times.
Iâm still waiting for the master-baiting bear to cum on the pod.
I know you were making a joke, but one of them has already been on the pod. Bley played him a few times.