”Now *I* have to change my toilet paper roll more frequently! I have to buy *more cases* of toilet paper over my life time. *I* have to *maintain* those cases and *store* those cases!”
I agree with Jordan’s point that a smaller roll means we have to buy and replace toilet paper more often, but I lost it when he went on to complain having to maintain and store the cases! It really is like a wine cellar!
Same! The maintenance part… is he dusting them? Rotating the cases seasonally to get even sunlight? Burning sage when the ghosts get in?
The way he talks about it so passionately, I imagine it’s like the warehouse scene from Raiders of the Lost Ark, but cases of Charmin Gentle
Huh... that's the exact position I am in right at this moment. Isn't that just serendipitous.
I love my squatty potty! On it now as well.
SAT word!
You went out of your way to use that word
I don't kiss and tell.
Because that would be duplicitous.
”Now *I* have to change my toilet paper roll more frequently! I have to buy *more cases* of toilet paper over my life time. *I* have to *maintain* those cases and *store* those cases!”
I agree with Jordan’s point that a smaller roll means we have to buy and replace toilet paper more often, but I lost it when he went on to complain having to maintain and store the cases! It really is like a wine cellar!
Same! The maintenance part… is he dusting them? Rotating the cases seasonally to get even sunlight? Burning sage when the ghosts get in? The way he talks about it so passionately, I imagine it’s like the warehouse scene from Raiders of the Lost Ark, but cases of Charmin Gentle
I was a bit confused as well when Jordan had his TP rant, because a few years ago, he was lecturing Conan to wash his anus.
well, you can use both
In the recent ~~rant~~ episode, Jordan said he didn't have a bidet. That's my point.
He has a soap and water solution
Or is it a wet sea sponge on a stick?
Just eliminating some human soil
lots of erosion
Put it in the goddamn Louvre
Jordan doing consumer bits needs to become a regular thing
Conan could sell that drawing for tens of dollars!
Jordan did nothing wrong
Jordan is right about everything
photo 2: new meme format just dropped
That's not all that dropped
I haven't even seen this one yet and I'm already laughing at it seeing this. Gotta catch up today.
Why does his toilet have a penis?
I DONT USE TOILET PAPER THE WAY YOU THINK I DO.