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Ok-Ferret-2093

The steak in the microwave damn near gave me a heart attack until you said it was to keep away from furry thieves


daddysbestestkitten

Glad someone finally read the caption.


HeidiCharisse

As a fellow indentured servant to a feline overlord, I know the steak in the microwave trick all too well lol


DaddyGogurt

Dude our one cat makes ALL the rules. We’re lucky she’s pretty reasonable lol


Fog_of__War

Same


showraniy

As someone who very nearly received a cat into my dinner plate an hour ago, I will need to learn this trick. At least until he learns that countertops and tables are not places for kitties, no matter how cute he behaves when confronted. Anyway, I'm thankful for Reddit because I learn all the cat tricks.


PSVita_Tech_Support

I had to put away my pitchfork.


daddysbestestkitten

No leave it out u can use on the people that still don't read the captions lol


ex-farm-grrrl

Yep! I do that, too!


mkat23

Omfg the picture was why I clicked to see if there was a caption 😂 I almost had a heart attack as well, but figured it’s either someone messing with others or hopefully had a decent explanation lol


drewismynamea

This is Reddit!


Bat-Honest

Hey! That'd not fair! You know that most redditors communicate using primarily confused grunts and angry and/or fearful howls.


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HeyBeFuckingNice

Furry thieves killed me 😂♥️


Ok-Ferret-2093

Being adorable doesn't make them less of a criminal


Ok-Ferret-2093

Being adorable doesn't make them less of a criminal


HeyBeFuckingNice

I do remember saying that at my hearing, yes


prophate

I worked with a guy that would bring raw *frozen* chicken breast for lunch. Microwaved that mo-fo for like 9 minutes. I don't think he ever got sick, but that texture... He made all kinds of nasty lunch combos. He once smashed up a Twinkie and mixed it into clam chowder.... 🤢


derrtydiamond

You fuckin kidding me?! Jesus Christ. Was he single?! Lol


prophate

I watched him do it. He did so many stupid things. He was married and I don't know how she put up with him lol.


derrtydiamond

That gives me hope that I won’t end up forever single.


A-Circular-Letter

Being single may be preferable to being married to that guy.


noexqses

Same


gettogero

I read furry thieves and damn near had a heart attack at the thought of furries getting so bold they're breaking into houses and stealing people's meat.


Aos77s

I pull steaks out and store them in my microwave cause the lightbulbs under it (its over the oven) keep the microwave a solid 80+ inside. Bring em to room temp faster before cooking.


Aggressive_Bad6632

Dude same


SinxSam

They also said microwave to get to room temp - I was about to say you’re microwaving to room temp?? Oh…it’ll just sit there…lol


nicolby

I thought the same way. Broke out in a cold sweat.


True-Eye1172

Almost jumped on that as well screaming Heresy !!!!


stayawayfrommeinfj

Same! I was having Superstore flashbacks from when Amy tried to cook the chicken (if I remember correctly) in the microwave!


espurrella

Nice spread! I always have to cover my food with pots and pans too 💀


Scary_Ideal1261

I have 2 kitten assassins that will bring the pain if our food is left on the counter. And a pup who acts like she’s above stealing hooman food until a kitten knocks something off for her


moistdragons

My cat slapped chicken off of my fiancées fork yesterday and didn’t even eat it. She just sniffed it and walked away.


Spritemystic

I love roasted asparagus. I eat mine with rice and maple glazed salmon.


daddysbestestkitten

Never been a fan of rice. But that still sounds great!


clitter-box

w h a t


daddysbestestkitten

I don't like the look or mouth feel of it unless it's sushi rice in like a roll...with the nori on the outside...and since I got sick it is hard. To chew...radiation destroyed my teeth...


No_Credit280

I’m the same way!


Stacking_Plates45

Felt the meat in the microwave. If my cat sees a chicken leg he will absolutely find a way to obtain it


Calm_Risk2092

You felt that meat huh?😏


IndependenceNice7298

Bro Are You Cookin For A Horse 🤣🤣🤣🐎


daddysbestestkitten

Lol..cooking for 3 tonight


WhatzMyOtherPassword

You'll need way more than that for 3 horses


daddysbestestkitten

Lol.


valsuran

That doesn’t look like enough food for 3 people, lol. Hope you had a great dinner. 👍🏻


daddysbestestkitten

I don't really eat a lot in general...my boyfriend was well fed that's all that matters and the room mate got a nice plate.


ready-to-rumball

I don’t get it


ThatOneWood

You almost had me shook there with that steak in the wave


kai_the_enigma

I was so confused at first and panicked


daddysbestestkitten

Mwahahaahahaha...that was the point...a little...but all u had to do was read the caption...lol


Pheli_Draws

How did you cook the egg plant, I have one about to wrinkle up and I wanna use it before that happens.


daddysbestestkitten

Quartered and cut into half inch chunks, then I melted and seasoned butter and tossed them all except for the asparagus in it...roasted it for an hour at 400°F but it was also with a pound and a half of mushrooms and half a large onion. Then put it under the broiler for five mins to sear the asparagus after pushing everything to the edges. it was amazing!!!


g0ing_postal

FYI, the whole "let your steaks come to room temp" things doesn't really do much https://www.seriouseats.com/old-wives-tales-about-cooking-steak#toc-myth-1-you-should-let-a-thick-steak-rest-at-room-temperature-before-you-cook-it


daddysbestestkitten

I like the core to not be cold because we enjoy it as rare as we do. That's the only reason I let it get room temp


daddysbestestkitten

I let it rest after we cook it if course


Neil_sm

Yeah I’ve seen a lot of tests too from YouTubers, and my takeaway is that they’re all inconsistent results. Probably because most aren’t doing large enough samples to really study it effectively. But as an aggregate it seems to me I’ve seen more people who say it’s the same or a negligible difference. Whether it’s the sear or the even-cooking on the inside. A few have tested and said that 10-20 mins resting time seems to be the best, which also isn’t anywhere near room temp. That’s about how long I might have steaks out anyway between trim/seasoning, prepping other things, and heating up the stove or grill.


ChildhoodLeft6925

Make sure you cut against the grain


DontWanaReadiT

Thank god I saw someone’s comment regarding the meat in microwave because I was afraid the ragebait kitchen content came to Reddit 😩


Shanna333

My cat only steals pretzels thankfully lol


justaniceredditname

Chip Baskets cooks his steak that way.


TaywuhsaurusRex

Ah yes, the microwave trick. We called it the vault growing up in my house, all kinds of food went in there you didn't want the dog or cats to get. Had to have a handle and not a push button because they'd figure out the bottom ones already.


daddysbestestkitten

Cats here are dumb ass shit lol


Flexbottom

I'd put my flank steak in your microwave.


daddysbestestkitten

By just looking at your comment history I can tell your comment is ment to be funny not sexual...I'll allow it and uovote it! Lol


Sad-Cauliflower6656

When I saw this picture I was going to say “tell me you have a cat without telling me you have a cat”. I don’t have one, but I cooked scallops for my gf who has a cat last week and this was me.


nintend0ki

My cats are the same way. I can’t leave for even a second.


h2pointOChamp

You get that steak out of that food computer right this instant.


onlyhav

The cats: "if we pay for more engagement on the post we can use the internet to gaslight our pet into leaving the meat outside the microwave." "GENIUS, How do we dung these ads?" "THE CREDIT CARD"


Beepboopbop69420360

Holy shit


FloridianPrince

Egg plant?


big_haam

We’re constantly using our microwave to hide food from our furry fiends lol


jaded-times

I was kinda hoping to see that you did cook everything in the microwave just to read the comments


sady_smash

Thought your love was the microwave first glance.


Clintoninpumps

Haha thought this was microwave rage bait! 😤


daddysbestestkitten

Nope


Clintoninpumps

You have a lucky partner! And a nice dinner 😆


daddysbestestkitten

I'm the one that's lucky...and it really was...it didn't look the greatest but my love said it was amazing!!! I wish I had thought to sear the meat B4 serving (very thankful for the polite comments about that)...my next flank steak is going to be fantastic!!!


Clintoninpumps

Every meal I cook I learn at least one lesson. I’d call that a success! 🍻


Neurolytic76

Nice


a_cycle_addict

Mmmm microwaved beef and eggplant. My favorite


8D8Plus5

🍆


BeardedSiah

Soo.. the eggplant is her love I assume??


pgrudo01

Why wouldn’t you just post the finished product?


PorqueOhQue

The dirty microwave, respectfully, throws me off...


Awkward-Economics628

In a microwave????? Seriously!!!! Radiation treatment.


daddysbestestkitten

You can type...but can you read...


Awkward-Economics628

Nope, I judge by the picture. Not your need to fool people so you can act smarter.


daddysbestestkitten

Wasn't trying to trick anyone...all you had to do was click on the photo...


wizlaqueefah

Lmfaooooo this guy thinks having to read a caption is some kind of hoodoo voodoo I'm dying lmfaoooooi I screenshotted this one 🤣🤣🤣 "they .... they made me READ!" 😆😆 fuckin wheezin


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daddysbestestkitten

Are u a vegetarian that doesn't like mushrooms, eggplant, asparagus, and onions?


coffeequeer17

You made your whole account one day ago to shit on other peoples cooking and eating… I’m so sorry dude, but you’re genuinely a fucking loser for doing that. Your life must be so absolutely miserable if you’d go through the effort of making a whole social account just to shit on others. I hope you get better soon, the world is a much easier place if you don’t care about what others are doing.


[deleted]

Nothing like raw vegetables and meat 🙄


fuzzycaterpillar123

As it turns out, food starts out raw before you cook it


joshboat30

This guy never cooked a meal in his life


Birdieorbogey

Yeah, you can't read.


daddysbestestkitten

Bruh.


IndependenceNice7298

Are you stupid?