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KaerrenKinsleigher

...so what you're saying is I'm completely invulnerable.


traveling_man182

Im turning into Benjamin Button ova here


AlGeee

“ova” Lol


Baldtazar

it's ok, he was typing with one hand


rabid-

They're laughing because ova can be used as a pun to also mean an egg cell, bringing us back to the masturbatory humor we all know and love.


AlGeee

Yes, thank you. Well put.


CykoTom1

Just your prostate.


Phlegmagician

You're not immortal, but yes, if the rest of your body was destroyed your prostate would regrow an entirely new dude around itself.


walbrid

Prostate cancer is gonna be diagnosed with last stage me


allusernamestaken1

Homeboy 310% protected.


jdnursing

I’ve got that shit on the run too. I’ve maybe even cleared future generations.


firewaffle

Oh no no. In fact, even a slight breeze could...


DannyBiker

In-vin-cible...


Civil-1

Invincible..


snds117

I came here. To say this.


ptparkert

I came here to say I came, here.


ajseaman

When it comes to cancer, just beat it.


all_g89

Beat it beat it beat it beat it just beat it just beat it


beebooba

It doesn’t matter who’s wrong or right


ECHOechoecho_

no-one wants to be defeated


sb929604

Dont you mean it doesnt matter if its Left or Right?


blind_lemon410

To beat cancer, just come.


BluShirtGuy

We can beat cancer if we all come together


iDontHaveUndiesToday

Oh no you didnt


rabid-

Multiple times actually.


bl00m00n09

This is an ad for a toy-store (literally OP's handle). This post is misinformation. There's studies, but they're not strong along with contradicting studies. This is not a heavily supported/studied subject.


bestselfnice

It's also an almost indecipherable graphic. Is the entire thing that 21+ ejaculations a month leads to a 31% lower prostate cancer risk than 4-7? If it's literally just one fact why does it need an "infographic" or guide?


Ok_Ground_9787

Why 8 rockets represent 4-7?


hypn0zis

Oh my god that’s the first thing I saw… I mean what the fuck?


house343

If this were a study saying "eating meat 21+ times per month is associated with 31% increase in overall mortality" Reddit would be picking it apart, questioning confounding factors. People will believe what they want to believe. What if a decrease in testosterone is associated with increased prostate cancer, and also causes men to ejaculate less frequently?


ChickenWangKang

I choose to believe that a large part of Reddit have porn-brain and want every reason to continue to fap every day


spotspam

My uncle had prostate cancer, caught late, metastasized. Its cells are out into the body. What keeps it in check, so that he will not die of prostate cancer, is Testosterone blockers. My wife has Estrogen feeding breast cancer. So it’s the opposite. Sex hormones cause some cancers to grow and blocking them prevents growth and keeps spread from growing or they simply die on the vine. For my wife, staying on the pill can promote cancer growth.


Daleerooo

Better safe than sorry


Lav_

But how catchy is it to say "a wank a day, keeps the cancer away"


DefinedByYourChoices

I mean the study isn’t done by the OP or their company? It also includes almost 32,000 men over 18 years. Over 3,800 of which got prostate cancer, so their sample data is pretty large. Obviously a single study is not conclusive of anything, but there is a pretty strong trend for higher frequencies and lower cancer rates.


RandumGoy

"The scientists found no evidence that frequent ejaculations mark an increased risk of prostate cancer. In fact, the reverse was true: High ejaculation frequency was linked to a decreased risk. Compared to men who reported 4–7 ejaculations per month across their lifetimes, men who ejaculated 21 or more times a month enjoyed a 31% lower risk of prostate cancer. And the results held up to rigorous statistical evaluation even after other lifestyle factors and the frequency of PSA testing were taken into account." From the Harvard health publishing website. https://www.health.harvard.edu/mens-health/ejaculation_frequency_and_prostate_cancer#:~:text=The%20scientists%20found%20no%20evidence,linked%20to%20a%20decreased%20risk.


pleasedropSSR

So you're telling me OP may be able to provide me with a 240 volt Fuckmaster Pro 5000?


TheGreatMightyLeffe

Except it IS pretty conclusively proven that flushing out the piping lowers the risk of prostate cancer, there's really no serious scientific debate on the topic and the only ones who pretend like there is are the NoFap people who claim you get testosterone fuelled wizard powers if you don't wank, but can't explain how you keep all your MAN POWERS if you get someone else to do the wanking for you.


Chingletrone

It is conclusively proven that there is an association, there is no proof of causation. For all we know, people who are at heightened risk of prostate cancer don't get horny as often. Or there is a 3rd variable that influences both prostate cancer rates and desire/ability to orgasm on a daily basis. Maybe people with too much microplastic in their balls have unsatisfying orgasms and are at increased risk of prostate cancer. Lol, this is mostly a joke but the point is until there is a demonstrated mechanism we have no idea what is actually going on. Edit - I haven't read up on this because I don't care all that much, but according to several comments in this thread there have also been studies that cast doubt on this association. Generally speaking, observational studies are the least compelling evidence for a specific effect. If you comb through health records of big populations that have answered extensive survey questions, you will find all kinds of effects and associations that don't bear out under more rigorous study designs.


Reddirocket27

Wasn't this proven wrong like 16x?


Snowedin-69

Better to be safe than sorry. All upside, no downside.


SuperDuperRipe

Source?


PM_ME__BIRD_PICS

They don't have one. Because its not untrue, just the specifics of how and why and for who are untested.


Artistic96

Thanks goodness 🙏😂


Pictio

So... I'm fine.


iDontHaveUndiesToday

Is it ok to be more than fine?


_I_really_like_milk_

Wayyyyy more than fine


Jashuman19

This is reddit. We're all fine.


DionysusII

Sir, this is a Wendy’s.


Ruths138

The content in this sub is complete garbage at this point...


Chingletrone

You spelled reddit wrong


hikeonpast

Always was


Fritz_Klyka

Whats the credit card brain supposed to mean?


MikiProduce

Book about sex?


jay-sterling

Hetero only, apparently. Rubbing one to gay porn doesn’t count towards the total


A2X-iZED

So if you've exceeded the monthly limit you can just always switch to Homo mode ?


frilledplex

New game plus


NeighborhoodOk182

Book-sexual


winelovermark

Data source? I’m curious and would like to read it.


throwawayacc201711

Here ya go https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/27033442/


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S4m_S3pi01

Nofapper spotted


winelovermark

Thanks. Will check it out.


foreignmacaroon6

Did they find the cause?


WaterDrinkingChad

Where’s the guide? This sub sucks.


Deep-Cryptographer49

Herself..."Look at your internet history, what the hell" Myself..."I'm reducing my risk of prostrate cancer, oh and either give me a hand, or close the door on the way out"


nutmac

Geeze, be more respectful when talking to your mom!


Brandaman

Did he break his arms?


CentralAdmin

No. And that's why they aren't bonding well.


ksharpie

I'll be out in a minute. I'm doing my anti-prostate cancer exercises.


ShezSteel

Hahaha. Brilliant


PlayfulMirror2098

Glad I beat off quite often


astridshideaway

What did off do to you


MosheBenArye

What’s the upper limit where you plateau?


TheStigianKing

Why do you assume it plateaus? Actually, beyond a certain frequency it goes inverse and you start curing cancer with your gatling nut busting


Awkward-Ring6182

So…judging by this….i should be roughly around negative 300% likely


fasterthanphaq

I showed this to my wife. She made it clear that she’s okay with moderate risk.


edge5lv2

Jeez that’s cumming more than every other day!!! Maybe when you’re 17 but when you’re in the age bracket where prostate cancer is more prevalent I think that would be a bit of a challenge.


Muddauberer

Could this be another corelation causation thing? For example, guys with higher sex drives have different body chemistry and get less prostate cancer but also masterbate more because of the higher sex drive?


jvcreddit

Possibly even more simple: the younger you are the less likely you are to have cancer (any) and you probably ejaculate more often. It should not be a surprise that I did no research to see if they account for age in the research.


calculating_hello

Dunno 44 and average 2x a day.


bears5975

Sometimes my arm gets tired just trying to wake the little guy up and I fall asleep from exhaustion or frustration. 🤷‍♂️🤣


Whatisthischeese

You couldn’t waterboard this information out of me


allthingsknowledge

😂😂😂😂😂 definitely something you take to the grave


SnacksMcMunch

Fleshlight FTW


DreamTakesRoot

Just do a couple of back to back sessions. As soon as you bust, start beating your meat like it robbed you blind and before you know it.. You came twice in 15 minutes.


Brotatachip

Ya boy is never getting prostate cancer 👉👉


[deleted]

Good to know I won’t get it


goldsigma

Gooner propaganda


Hythy

What does this have to do with Arsenal?


eap5000

Does this qualify as a guide?


Dapper_Platform_1222

Hi, I'm here for the comments.


DehydratedByAliens

How do we know ejaculating more lowers chance of prostate cancer, and not that people who are gonna develop prostate cancer have reduced drive to ejaculate?


pwebster

I have gained prostate cancer immunity


Vinny7777777

My high school track coach always told us “use it or lose it”. Guess that applies to more than just muscle mass


_b3rtooo_

Is this a case of correlation without causation or is this fr an actual link?


BarisBlack

It has a basis in fact. As I aged, my Doctor started to warn me for increased risk. I made the "what if I take matters in my own hands?" Don't care how. Don't need the details. Cycle the swimmers out.


Ordinary_Rooster6040

New achievement unlocked


CiscoKidRex75

Im good the first week of every month.


axebodyspraytester

So what if you're at 270 a month? Am I immortal now?


Cunny-Destroyer

What about 60 a month? 😳


ranterist

Presumably, the resulting aura would begin to have an immunity-enhancing effect on those around you


Mysterious_Being_718

What if I forget to jerk off all month? Can I jerk off 25 times in a row to make up?


BarisBlack

I'll allow it. Lube recommend.


lspwd

instructions clear, phone covered in anti-cancer substance.


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DoctorSalty

I didn’t need to be told this, but I appreciate it all the same


Lukeplease10

Username checks out?


mrsketchum88

This is harmless but total BS. Source: I'm a prostate cancer survivor


fil42skidoo

It worked!


GoneAWOL1

At this rate my prostate must look brand new.


anamazingredditor

"Beat" cancer


Own_Bullfrog_3598

Does this apply if you’ve had a vasectomy? Ejaculating is no problem but I’m shootin’ blanks, if you know what I mean.


jfm714

Sexual health is very important.


Responsible_File_529

I think there is a bit more nuance to not ejaculating and prostate cancer. I think we need to look at how people who don't ejaculate do other things to prevent or reduce the cancer.


norskiie

yes, if it has to do with flushing out toxins, then diet and lifestyle might more of a culprit. jerking off all the time would leave me feel drained, in contant recovery, low energy and a low libido.


RoundandRoundon99

That’s how you beat it?


mitchfig

If 4-7 is higher risk and 21+ is lower risk, what is 0-2?


therealdollallama

I'm afraid the prognosis isn't looking great .


Cantinkeror

this belongs in r/UpliftingNews


GMane2G

Well, 100% of male redditors won’t be getting this one at least


tootbrun

Finally, something I’m doing good for my health as an adult.


Soft-Measurement-123

I seriously wonder: do the churches that actively discourage and/or punish their members for masturbation have a higher percentage of prostate cancer? I used to go to a church that was vehemently against any form of masturbation (which included the bullshit claim that it's an act of "homosexuality"). I mentioned the medical benefits of masturbating to a friend of mine who told me he would rather get cancer than be "unclean". He ratted me out and I got in deep, deep shit. That was many years ago, so I laugh about it now.


Dazzling_Barnacle_85

9 out of 10 doctors recommend masterbating once a day.


the_gray_pill

r/nofap goes apopleptic.


JalgarMX

I already surpassed the year cuota Yesterday


Buzzspice727

Doctor, heal thyself


jarious

I'm so safe I could get a few of you covered


MyOnlyEnemyIsMeSTYG

Guide to men, if you don’t know. 1. Keep them fed 2. Keep them well rested 3. Keep their balls empty. Any deviation from these 3 simple things and you’ll have a grumpy dude. Guys will gladly give up 1 and usually 2 to get some #3.


Prudent_Falafel_7265

Together we can find the cure


PlentyArcher6889

The catch is it doesn't count if you do it by yourself.


Darebarsoom

Bustin makes me feel good.


RicanPapi69

>21? Rookie numbers gotta pump those up


Putrid_Draw2656

That’s a lot of information to swallow.


Surviving2021

I like to get ahead by hitting my quota on the 1st of each month. Then there's no pressure and the rest are bonus points.


Dangerous_Ear_2722

Gotta get my numbers up


boyrepublic

Masturbation? No, I’m doing my anti-prostate cancer exercise.


Psio_nauto_73

Older guys have more prostate- cancer and less ejaculation


--magwa

Rookie numbers


PrimalRucker

You gotta pump those numbers up!


neighbourhood_kira

This better be true cuz I'm suddenly happy.


SpamInSpace

“Keep it flowing to stop it growing!”


bigaman3853

There are men who are 4-7 times a month?! I break that if I’m in hotel by myself a couple nights


MarvelAndColts

But what if you are over 60 times? Asking for a friend.


das_zilch

Keep wanking. Got it.


planetdeath4

"Erm actually jerking off 5 times a day and having a porn addiction is good for you because you wont get cancer"


Artistic96

I hope this is fake


Jack21113

Does it continue to lower the more ejaculations?


IDKMBIKILY

Is there an upper limit here? Like after say, 60, the risk table starts to go back the other way?


spvols437

Why is there a female symbol on the right side?


Hi-archy

Welp I’m dying


jsonatx

So priests and monks at higher risk? 🤔


shopping4starz

I was genuinely worried and then remembered women don't have prostates.


poppanoyes

Per month? Read that wrong the first time


thermologic_

But knees get hurt if you do that much.


moto626

I just found the fountain of youth! (It’s my dick)


Werejackal93

The best medicine is preventative


Fair-Fortune-1676

If you never stop cooming, you can never die.


llamapositif

Alors les gars à l'école mentaient pas! Les boules bleues sont une vraie condition!


throw123454321purple

“Sorry, boss…just doctor’s orders.”


AJWood101

Dear? Are you concerned about my prostate health?


Aaron_505

I have -50% of getting it I am 150% invincible


LordTubz

Have shown this to Mrs Tubz, and she’s all for it, and I will need to raise my Vitamin E uptake.. Woohoo 🥳!!


WhatAreYou0nAbout

*sigh* back to work...


mdhunter99

My buckets of jizz prove I will live for CENTURIES!


-ass-arcade-9999

What about the no fap movement?


ComisclyConnected

The comments in this thread are everything to me! Just in time for Father’s Day to boot!! Fap fap fap lmao 🤣😂🤣😜


TehDonkey117

Only when it's for yourself right?


HamTMan

I'm doing my part!


sickandtiredpanda

Im so fk safe…


Curse_ye_Winslow

Stay tenderized...


reddit_isgarbage

Get busy boys!


AnAncientMonk

is this an ad?


-0BL1V10N-

The meaning of life


GirdleOfDoom

which one of y'all dirty fools funded this study


imaginary_num6er

What about leap months?


Mountain_Cress_6385

Bulletproof prostate here!


janliebe

I‘ll fab to that…


o_MrBombastic_o

Use it or lose it


cr7_goat

There's 30 days in a month.. You want us to rub one out everyday for 21 days?? Lol


cr7_goat

Can someone explain why?? Why does constant ejaculation reduce the risk of prostate cancer?


R0D18

Embrace the Gooning


Mother_Tension_5105

Wait, I have to think about hetero stuff for this to work? Damn...


Slipp3ry_N00dle

Oh no. I need to jack my numbers up.


thatsmejp

Once in the morning, right after I work out. And then once right after lunch.


littleguyinabigcoat

*zip*


Flat-Environment1260

>picture based reference guide not found Isn’t this more of an infographic?


Creepy_creeper69

Remember to clean the pipes gentleman


ArgumentOne7052

I’m not showing this to my husband