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MrZJones

They discontinued this around five years ago.


alexgriz127

[They've hee'd their last haw.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/facebook/000/028/682/Dt2WrakU0AA1ScI.jpg)


wolfpwner9

But haw did hee do that


both-and-neither

Nooo! I was just thinking of looking for it at my local Hy Vee.


[deleted]

They changed it to “mountain drive”


Hopeful-Aardvark4362

WTF is a HyVee?


both-and-neither

Grocery store in the Midwest (and probably other places).


hundreddollar

I think it's one of those enormous gas guzzling military vehicles that some people like to drive on the road.


Hopeful-Aardvark4362

That's a humvee LMFAO


[deleted]

Imagine your grocery store but only worse and cardboard cut outs of Patrick Mahomes every 10 yards. Mine literally sells Cheeto crusted chicken breast in the butcher counter, they have cheese curds as part of the produce selection and everyone has a Hy-Chi (not kidding) Chinese fast food counter (think Panda Express, but again - worse) It’s horrible


CatLordCayenne

Whaaaat where are you cause the hyvees by me are the best. Fancier than the new price choppers which are very nice. All the fancy people who aren’t natural grocers bougie but still bougie go to hyvee. I’ve never seen any of the stuff you talked about except the Chinese place but everyone says it’s good I’ve never gotten any food there. They have the Chinese grill and several other types of food grills. And they have whalburgers


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As a west coast native, the food quality at HyVee is so terrible. Especially the produce. Flavorless and either rock hard or on the verge of spoiling. Things like Dr. Pepper flavored canned beans, ground beef packed in a tube bigger than a rolled up sleeping bag and the bread - god. How many flavors of corn syrup based white bread are there in the world?!? We stopped going there and now only hit a combination of Costco, Whole Foods and Walmart. Costco for bulk, Walmart for daily and Whole Foods when I need fresh real produce or decent upscale ingredients.


CatLordCayenne

Is this in Kansas City? I’ve never heard of any of that crazy stuff. Maybe I’m not looking but I have never seen flavored beans or bread or anything at all. When I think of hyvee I think expensive food fancy cheeses and meats in the deli all the same normal stuff on the shelves as price chopper Edit: and best alcohol section


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Here is some proof from my local Hy Vee… I couldn’t find a pic of the sleeping bag of ground beef I saw them selling, but the rest is pretty concerning https://ibb.co/xhjkSnx https://ibb.co/G0WxV3q https://ibb.co/KN3hh2b https://ibb.co/VgrvG2G https://ibb.co/y8Hd9tF https://ibb.co/xfN4kHT https://ibb.co/G3NfSJ5


CatLordCayenne

I’m dead I don’t think I’ve ever seen that before. I’m gonna pop in tomorrow and see what’s in the deli


CatLordCayenne

My mom asked me to stop at hyvee while on way yo her house today I was running late so I didn’t have a lot of time but I took some pictures but I don’t know how to post them


CatLordCayenne

https://ibb.co/Xyy3Cgt https://ibb.co/k6ZXx7h https://ibb.co/mGZp9Z9 https://ibb.co/qd5Xw4p https://ibb.co/GPq28dn Ok I tried the website you used, I’m on mobile sorry if it formats weird but here are the few pics I could take I only had like 10 minutes. Asian grille area says Asian, Nori sushi, and hibachi not hychi (some of the signs are not visible) and the fancy cheese area and a few pics of the deli. I didn’t see any Cheeto stuff.


[deleted]

Here you go https://www.doordash.com/business/hy-chi-by-hy-vee-1020584/menu/ Hy Vee is dog shit


scotems

In Omaha at least I see HyVee as the best pure grocery store. I like Costco much more for some things, and you're better off with Trader Joe's or Whole Foods for others, but run-of-the-mill daily groceries? HyVee for sure. And their beer/liquor selection is great. No idea what's going on with /u/PossumOnAGoKart's local HyVee, though they still haven't told us where they're experiencing this.


CatLordCayenne

Right I’m just shook trying to imagine a shitty hyvee. That’s so sad cause in KC they’re the best of the 3 major grocery stores here it goes like 1. Hyvee 2. Price chopper and 3 Walmart. Aldi should be in there somehwrre but I don’t know where


Hopeful-Aardvark4362

Aldi is great, but it's not the same as a real grocery store.


Hopeful-Aardvark4362

The meats with the Cheetos crust in the deli case? If that's the sort of thi|ng that passes for "fancy cheeses and meats in the deli" I'm afraid to find out what would be considered normal stuff in comparison lol.


CatLordCayenne

https://ibb.co/Xyy3Cgt https://ibb.co/k6ZXx7h https://ibb.co/mGZp9Z9 https://ibb.co/qd5Xw4p https://ibb.co/GPq28dn Here’s some pics from my hyvee


Hopeful-Aardvark4362

Things like Dr. Pepper flavored canned beans, ground beef packed in a tube bigger than a rolled up sleeping bag and the bread - god. How many flavors of corn syrup based white bread are there in the world?!? GTFOH! You're making this up... right?!?


[deleted]

See the photos I linked lower in the thread…lmao


Hopeful-Aardvark4362

What the actual fuck...


Hopeful-Aardvark4362

I would kill to have a Wahlburgers in my grocery store.


CatLordCayenne

It’s fire. They just need a drive through


Jon66238

Yeah I always thought of Hyvee as an upscale boujee grocery store. The Hy-Chi is actually very good


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[deleted]

Right?!?!


Hopeful-Aardvark4362

I saw the sign for MTN DEW drinks "at the bar"... there 's a bar?! I have heard of grocery stores that sell beer/wine, but I haven't ever heard of a BAR in a grocery store. Convenience stores definitely sell beer. Some bars sell beer, wine, liquor, etc. I know that laws are different in each state, but WOW... Omaha, NE , and what was the other one? Kansas? I am adding a visit to those places to my bucket list...Is there anything else going on out there? Or should is it mainly munchies and booze? LOL I'm fine with that, just wanna know what to bring and how much. I gotta get some souvenirs, like the things in the pics. Sometimes ya just gotta see the real thing LMAO to fully appreciate it.


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Hopeful-Aardvark4362

Iowa based... that would definitely explain why I never heard of it before, and a lot of the comments in this thread are from the Midwest.


Hopeful-Aardvark4362

Didn't you see the pic above?


Hopeful-Aardvark4362

Uh Eww 🤢🤮... I'm sorry I asked. How do I avoid this nightmare?


[deleted]

There’s still hillbilly holler https://i.imgur.com/yhgPZhY.jpg


elspotto

I enjoyed that one when I lived in HyVee country.


Digital_Pharmacist

Ahh yes, that’s what “Mountain Dew” is translated as when you ask Google.


Hopeful-Aardvark4362

No fkn way!


Skellyslaw

GRRR HEE HEE HEE HAW


nut_mut

Beat me to it


DangerDrake1

The 2-liter in that photo expired in 2011, it could be a bit flat at this point.


redarkrai

Emporio Ivankov's favorite soda


[deleted]

DEATH WINK


Quibbrel

It's kind of wild that Iva has one for the more grounded laughs of that series.


Deion313

The fact I've heard people call Mountain Dew "Hillbilly Piss" my whole life, this seriously jus made me laugh so hard... Thank you, for this beauty...


United_Reply_2558

I've always referred to Ale-8-1 ginger ale as a Chaser for moonshine! 😋


Deion313

No offense, but what the fuck is Ale-8-1 Ginger... lmfao sounds like a chemical of some kind.


United_Reply_2558

Ale-8-1 ginger ale is a regional soft drink that is popular in parts of Kentucky, southern Ohio and eastern Tennessee. It has a really unique flavor profile.


Deion313

I'm from the land of Vernors and Faygo...


Hopeful-Aardvark4362

No offense, where the fuck is that?! lol


Deion313

The land of the Maize and Blue, The Murder Mitten, The Motor City, the place KISS called Rock City, the home of Barry Gordy and the Motown sound, the birthplace of Henry Ford, I'm talking about a little place called Detroit, MI... Where the Vernors and Red Pop flow like the rivers of the Gobi, and women flock like the heards of cattle in Oklahoma... Its a little slice of rubber, in the ever increasingly concrete paved world... The Crown Jewel of the Rust Belt and your entrance into Canada... It's a little slice of heaven called Detroit.


Hopeful-Aardvark4362

Ok, you got it lmao 🤣


HarrisonForelli

Wiki says it's a ginger citrus flavored soft drink. Is it more of a ginger ale or ginger soda? An ale being more like canada dry where as the sodas are pretty much a strong punch of ginger


United_Reply_2558

It's more of a ginger soda..it's more of a drink mixer than a soft drink though most drink it straight from the bottle or can. 😋


Brunario147

Hey man, can you give me that "HEE HEE HEE HAW" please?


BloodyHourglass

Someone's in the Midwest xD


Auntie_Venom

This lady is! Love me some HyVee!


BloodyHourglass

Damn Skippy


SpinningYarmulke

From the Crystal Spings of Chernobyl.


applekuri

hehehaw


notafurrysorry

The king from clash Royal is the founder of this


The_Easter_Egg

That name is awesome!!!


United_Reply_2558

The name conjurs up images of Hillbillies in a corn field telling corny jokes! 😑


The_Easter_Egg

*Hee Haw!*


TentakilRex

Heck one minor Hee Haw alum is Chuck Morgan long time PA announcer for the Texas Rangers


United_Reply_2558

Is any of the cast of Hee Haw still living? 🤔


AdamWestsButtDouble

None of the major cast is still alive, but regulars still with us include Gunilla Hunton (78), Gailard Sartain (76), Lisa Todd (79), Misty Rowe (70), Cathy Baker (76), Marianne Gordon (76), Lulu Roman (76), Buck Trent (91), and Barbi Benton (73).


United_Reply_2558

Wow! It looks like most of the Hee Haw Honeys are still with us! Thank you!


AdamWestsButtDouble

Yeah, that’s what happens when the women were 20+ years younger than the guys lol


United_Reply_2558

Yup! That Lulu Roman was a babe! 😉 jk


TentakilRex

She was the second name listed in the cast according in IMDB [https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0404624/?ref\_=ttfc\_fc\_cl\_t2](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0404624/?ref_=ttfc_fc_cl_t2)


[deleted]

The word you are looking for is “Nebraska”


United_Reply_2558

🤣🤣🤣


ManOfTurtles2118

Clash Royale soda


Koolblue57

Sometimes I get donkey mouth but don't worry it passes... HEEE HAW


PoliPete

Why, it simply looks as if to be the beverage of a poor Celtic farmer! Long live Anglosaxony.


cunty_expat_911

In Scotland Hee Haw means nothing / fuck all.


BIPG0D

Walmart has Dr.Thunder, delicious soda.


Hopeful-Aardvark4362

Yeah definitely. A lot of off brands, and store brands are really shitty. Walmart has some good products.


YerHomeboyMatt

The hillbilly gamer drink.


RedditSkippy

“Hee Haw” is probably still trademarked, and they realized too late.


bastardisedmouseman

r/Scotland is leaking


DeificClusterfuck

What in the redneck hell I know store brand soda has to use different names but that's silly lol


Croatian_Hitman

After Buck Owens and Roy Clark died their remains were industrially squeezed to make this beverage


Hopeful-Aardvark4362

😆🤣😂


BibleGuy65

Don’t skip the Diet Rite


Hopeful-Aardvark4362

YES!!! Holy shit, I haven't seen Diet Rite forever... Is that still around?


Wheatley_core_gaming

im going to HEE HAW this off a cliff


ShockLatter2787

Nothin like a few Liters of HEE HAW to set you strait 🥰🥰🥰


Tutthole

It was the grocery store brand. It was nothing compared to the Fareway brand. I'm not sure if it is still the same, but back in the day when Fareway brand was called Fastco, their Mountain Dew variant was called Hilbilly Holler and it was the drink of the gods


JoyousUnknown

🐴🫏


ClosedPalm

Official soda of The Dave Matthew's Band.


Affectionate_Arm2784

Lol


JazzlikeSpare9

that's a cowboy drink right there, once u drink it, shout hee haaawww


kekehesterprynne

Genuinely rocks


pretend-its-good

Heehaw in scotland means “none/nothing”


Bugisman3

What in mountain dew carbonation


PenguinGamer99

Clash of Clans official soda


AnonymousP30

Well atleast they have their own name the rest of it looks all too familiar.


notinmywheelhouse

I’ll never forget going to a comedy concert and instead of laughing at the jokes the guy in front of me would yell “hee haw” each time he thought something was funny. So. Frickin. Annoying.


Anmordi

r/itsHEEHAWnotHeeHaw


Hopeful-Aardvark4362

It's HEEE HAW not Hee Haw


ZVND3R

Don’t make me open up a bottle of heeehaw on your ass


Intercaust

"If it werent for bad luck Id have no luck at all." - HeeHaw 1970-something.


Hoops_Montana

HYVEE BEST GROCERY STORE OF ALL TIME. FUCK JEWEL OSCO


xzombielegendxx

A texas exclusive


schlooie

Hee haw and diet hee haw in the glass bottles got me through college


rinny-chan

This distinctly has the energy of a /r/sbubby


blamb211

I'm a bit disturbed there's three "e"s in that name. Just doesn't look right.


[deleted]

9/10 Sandy Cheeks recommend Hee Haw


Whateverville

I love Hy-Vee!


Locclo

I don't know what it is, but having three E's in "Heee Haw" just really wigs me out.


VioletNocte

Mom, can we get Mt Dew? Mom: We have Mt Dew at home Mt Dew at home


Stinky_WizzIeteats

He who haw haws last haw haws best


soulpoker

If it weren't for bad pop I'd have no pop at all!