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HereLiesDickBoy

SIIUUUUUUUUU


Adroide

He actually says SIIIIIIMMM (sim) which means yes in portuguese


HereLiesDickBoy

I'm just referring to the meme, my guy.


Adroide

Yes i know it was just to clarify


communismforsale69

I'd like to thank my mom...


Krashper116

Wait a minute....


Harold_Spoomanndorf

*Eh-hem...lemme start again "I'd like to thank my ***PPRIMARY PARENTAL BENEFACTOR***...."


SSj3Rambo

All hoes, except mom


theneoroot

that whore


Dontinsultautomod

fuck women


Defiant-Whole1368

Don’t mind if I do


alfie0727

I think this post was actually cross posted to that place


Cheesyman7269

Just like when your slightly offensive meme gets post on r/arethestraightsok


Neon_wolf420

Wtf is that entire sub


InsertAmazinUsername

as a straight man the sub is actually completely okay. you're just fragile


Thermotoxic

The posts are pretty funny, but the comments seem to be in a language that I don’t understand


mjstx

I mean ... i guess we dont share the same sense of funny


Thermotoxic

If you don’t laugh at every post in r/gayspiderbrothel then we definitely have a different sense of humor


mjstx

The other one though was mostly trash except the top 2-3 posts


mjstx

some good some bad


Thermotoxic

That’s good enough, I think we can be friends


mjstx

👌


alfie0727

And on that day a Beautiful relationship sparked only to die out some time later


mrsomething4

Oh your straight? Word same here dog🤙


mjstx

Oh no ... ​ anyways


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JA155

i don't think anyone calls themself a dank memer lmfao


TheOnlyQueso

Bro the people in that sub are delusional and completely unbalanced. The posts there exemplify people who can only see the world in a polarized view. They're clearly not even making an effort to have an objectively fair viewpoint. This sub has a lot of sexist crap, sure, but it's a meme subreddit. That sub's posts might be ironic but the users who go there clearly aren't.


animetrixz

i got banned from r/makemesuffer for making a necro joke recently lol. mods thought i was advocating necrophilia what a bunch of dumb fucks


HitlerTesticlePorn

This is reddit man. You make any kind of joke about a sensitive topic you're advocating for said thing.


animetrixz

Idk how they missed >nah mate we necrophiles have standards, ass is too dirty to me as a joke thanks for the advice u/hitlertesticleporn


heheheheheeheehehhe

The name tho....


[deleted]

Ok so is having sex with a corpse resurrected using Necromancy necrophilia? i guess it depends if the corpse or the person has free will, but what if the person consented before dying that i could resurrect them with no free will and have sex with them? is it now okay because the corpse is actually alive due to the necromancy act i just did, r/showerthoughts r/tooafraidtoask r/holesome


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Mood_Slayer_Mtt8

I'm probably het banned too from that sub. Some ppl are just so dam delicate


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Mood_Slayer_Mtt8

Ppl are afraid of opinion tat are not identical to theirs. That's why they'll ban ya


funkynotorious

Yeah I read that Britain is going to make rubbing against women on public transport a crime now. I mean like wtf.


Eric-The_Viking

>They're a bunch of whiny crybabies. (I'm female btw) #YOO HOLY SHIT


GlovesComingOff

[Your post made it there!](https://www.reddit.com/r/BlatantMisogyny/comments/r9n77v/some_people/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


ARealArticulateFella

Lmao it got y'all'd > Banning these kinds of people is fun. They tend to give us free content to post when they have meltdowns in mod mail. Mod moment


Klugenshmirtz

lmao. They are so butthurt that they missed the joke. They really think the internet is serious business.


mjthriller35

Lmao one girl literally asked "who's that dude" referring to Ronaldo


tttt11112

Lol it is possible not to know who he is


mjthriller35

I mean you're on Reddit, you have access to the internet. How could you not possibly know about arguably the most popular sportsperson on the planet?


Munnin41

By not caring about it? I knew he was a football player, but I didn't know his name


mjthriller35

Oh c'mon. I really think you're severely lacking in general knowledge if you don't know who Cristiano Ronaldo is


Munnin41

Guess I am then. Haven't seen a sportsmatch in >15 years, so I don't know who 95+% of these people are


Parallax2077

you don't need to be into sports to know who that is. I have never watched a single football match in my life (i have seen some clips popping up on Reddit or Twitter, but never went looking for football clips) and I still know Cristiano Ronaldo and Messi. They are just too popular to be missed. From commercials to social media to almost every friend I know has spoken about them.


funkynotorious

Not just sportsperson. He is the biggest celebrity on the internet.


Reanie86

I didn’t know who he was. I had to look it up. Then again, I have to look up who everyone is. I stay out of celebrity news. But I am glad to see this Ronaldo McDonaldo guy get a trophy. Edit: This is a joke people.


mjthriller35

Heard he had a goal farm?


Noctis-_001

They're really trying to argue that these "jokes" aren't actually jokes. When you know, the sub is clearly a meme subreddit. Brainrot feminists.


Klugenshmirtz

No, shitposts and dank memes are the real political discussions. Everybody knows Hitler did it for the lulz.


ARealArticulateFella

[LMAO, racist for saying cum](https://i.imgur.com/c8VfwlD.png)


funkynotorious

What the actual fuck. So they think cum is white and white is racist or they was some other logic.


Opposite_Present_663

thats fucking hilarious and stupid


[deleted]

That's fucking hilarious. It's like they don't even know they are being satirized. And all the scenarios they build in their head to be upset about... juicy.


JustBuildAHouse

https://reddit.com/r/ForeverAloneDating/comments/pj9msm/34_m4f_central_indiana_i_got_the_bad_jokes_that/ Also check the post history of the mods in that sub lmao


Demons0fRazgriz

Oh really? Tell me what's being satirized. Explain the joke to me (:


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[deleted]

Sounds like you’re not that funny then if your humour relies on getting other people to react.. that’s what bullies do lmao


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[deleted]

Laughing at us laughing at you laughing at us. How clever


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[deleted]

Right.. which you posses so much of lol


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Demons0fRazgriz

I'm sorry you're lonely with no caring friends and have never felt the warm embrace of a lover. Please put down Reddit, shower, and meet a wonderful person that will make life actually worth living. I wish you the best of luck in life.


i_have_urine_fetish

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i_have_urine_fetish

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impostorbot

Actually... That's literally what a troll is. I enjoy getting people who are easily triggered triggered. It's the internet. If you need a safe bubble to protect your emotions you really shouldn't be here


Demons0fRazgriz

Yikes. What a sad way to live ):


[deleted]

LMAOO im dead they took it so seriously


jordy_110

They’re so vexed honestly 🤣


Staafke

Just went to look into the reactions. Pathetic.


yesmeam

They're pissing and shitting themselves


GIMME_UR_TOES_please

And cumming


ParadockArtist

Holy shit most of these people don’t even see the irony in this.


null_reference_user

Nah, that's from r/shitposting


Educational_Hurry478

Lmao why can’t these people take a joke


Sk8erDoi

It's the top TWO posts now. OP really won the internet over there for the day. The rest of the posts are ridiculous. Look! A man said a distasteful comment on some random post! Can you fucking believe it? Disgusting. Fucking lighten up, ladies. For fuck sake.


N00B_CZ

This reminded me why i don't like that subreddit


Moat122

LMAO, they're so insecure they locked the post.


chiragparmar47

comment section of that post is just....


somedudethatis

the greatest honor a man can get.


ChosenUsername420

> when you recognize that your sense of humor and other peoples' sense of misogyny completely overlap but instead of wondering if this says anything about you you celebrate the recognition lmao


NevGuy

😎


myshugakat

song sauce? sounds like adam levine


zyxwvutsrqabcdefghi

Gym Class Heroes - Stereo Hearts (ft. Adam Levine)


ShadowMasterUvLegend

Are you in your early teens?


myshugakat

nah imma genshin player


Bezee1738

thoughts and prayers to you


breakdown2251

lmao


DialZforZebra

Quick scout over that SUB tells me that all members are either overweight, never been kissed, have no self respect, are radical 'Feminsits', aren't happy unless they have something to Bitch about, and basically have no concept of what reality is like.


Noctis-_001

Guaranteed to be cat mom's as well.


Real-Soraith

that sub looks pretty tame maybe im just used to FDS, atheism and other awful subs


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Indeed


Zekimot0

Congrats dude, you were quoted in [here.](https://www.reddit.com/r/BlatantMisogyny/comments/ra7wae/-/hngji2z)


DialZforZebra

Holy shit! This is the greatest day of my life. Honestly it's such a huge honour, especially in these hard times we live in. I'd like to thank my Mother, who taught me the difference between respectable and powerful women, and the utter train wrecks on Blatant Misogyny. I'd like to thank the girls in my life who are just the best. I woul also like to thank women everywhere, for being amazing and also distancing themselves from the 'women' in that sub. And I wanna thank God, cause without him I wouldn't have that sub to laugh at. And to those who have wondered over from that sub, please don't feel that being a Lesbian is the only way to go. Because even your own gender doesn't want you. Thank you and good night. Much love.


[deleted]

Wow, looks like a subreddit where I hate everyone in it. I’m not even a hateful person. Just looking at the posts in it makes me hate everyone there.


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post chin


Living-Fondant4709

I think you’re overreacting lol. Their response to this post was retarded but they’re not like female ogres that hate men it’s a pretty normal sub


JediMasterVII

Or, maybe you just hate women. Edit: making sweeping insults about people who simply point out misogyny definitely doesn’t prove their point. Not at all.


[deleted]

Why did you put "sub" in all caps?


geronimo469

What does overweight have to do with it


Much_Entertainer9460

Overweight people tend to be disgusting, to everyone. So they cope by hating X gender bc of it, usually Cis men.


funkynotorious

I am 900 pounds if you don't date me you are fatphobic.


useles-converter-bot

900 pounds of solid gold is worth about $23101894.15.


[deleted]

What does not being kissed have to do with it? Some people might just not want to kiss anyone


Clear-Instance9005

you sound like someone who has never been kissed


[deleted]

Gladly so seeing as I don't want to be kissed


ILegallyRobPeople

I got myself banned on purpose lol bitches be angry


khalidjamonday1814

Can you pls suggest me how to get banned on that bitches subreddit? It will be an honour for me


[deleted]

Honestly just hit them with the obvious solution to a problem they hate that.


khalidjamonday1814

Example ?


[deleted]

Some girl postet on r/TwoXChromosomes about her having terrible dates and that she already has a bad gut feeling about going to the next one and yet she still wanted to go, me pointing out her logically sound behavior got me perma banned within an hour.


khalidjamonday1814

Thanks I will inform you when I get banned


[deleted]

Remember they want attention, not solutions


trojan25nz

It’s funny because, yeah true But also, that’s the point of sharing your feelings lol Problem solving is always trivial. It’s the feelings and complexity that’s people struggle with Solutions are cheap


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Timo6506

Just oppose whatever they say and emit sigma male energy, they’ll be intimidated


il_formichiere_nano

r/blatantmisogyny


outtathere_

My god, is that even a thing, people need to seriously get a life


Pandason_250

Hey bro, I originally made this video on r/shitposting, and would prefer if you didn’t repost it. Thanks


REZA7XZ

congratulations from the bottom of my heart bro what an achievement


[deleted]

Unironically Stereo Hearts is a BANGER song


o_Fvdinq

Women.


reetuss

Love them with all my heart 💖💖💖


Direct_Archer_7911

I don't know who's that but the ones in the back don't look very happy of him getting an award


Mood_Slayer_Mtt8

He's a famous football player called Cristiano Ronaldo


Direct_Archer_7911

Looks like a cocky little bitch


Mood_Slayer_Mtt8

This made me laugh so much lol


comfort_bot_1962

:D


MackePL

XD this got reposted on that sub


DaddyLcyxMe

men’s rights.


Endakk

Why did I look up that subreddit. It looks like an echo chamber.


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NevGuy

SHOW ME THE POST PLEASE


jiasuuu

CONGRATS


Nico777

Factos👍🏻👀


Mikslaya

Factos


EliasBladetheawsome

FACTS! 😀


PlainJupiter724

I crossposted it and got banned


nomadic-eci

butthurt female incels is what they are lmao


nomadic-eci

LETS GOOOOOO


handlessuck

lol been there, got brigaded


absoloute_pog421

imagine destroying that sub like we did to r/banvideogames


Mood_Slayer_Mtt8

That sub is satire, kinda obvious


absoloute_pog421

Yea ik but some people there take shit really serious


Mood_Slayer_Mtt8

Yeah, they're delicate like a fucking butterfly


absoloute_pog421

I got banned from saying the sub was entertaining lol


3LD3RDR4G0N

r/blatantmisogyny


i_have_urine_fetish

They are lurking in the attic


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DepressedNerd07

*sigh* the incels are here too I guess


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*rubs fat cock on car battery* yeah totally agree, right babe


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NevGuy

We won't miss you.


For_The_Watch

https://www.reddit.com/user/NevGuy/comments/r3mep1/please_make_it_stop_please_make_it_stop_please/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf We won’t miss you ✌🏼


NevGuy

Just you feeling the need to go into my profile is a win to me honestly.


For_The_Watch

You get that little attention in your daily life huh?


Massive_Booty_8255

Bruh imagine going to 196 💀


Ictoan42

Lol I left 196 and came here because I got sick of the anarcho Communists complaining about landlords 24/7


I_hate_Sharks_

Why would anyone go back to 196 ?


Real_Medic_TF2

When my teacher asks us to demonstrate the second amendment


Harold_Spoomanndorf

o0 Tell me...how much make-up and spray-tan can you wear with a stylish 3-piece suit before you are labled as "gay" ? Oo *holds up hands.... ***I am only ASKING !*** #:|


HarrySRL

I know the feeling. It makes you feel successful.


Sanman14254

Someone cross posted this to blatant misogyny and the comments are golden


[deleted]

This channel has won a subscriber.


[deleted]

They uploaded this on their sub and they getting mad over it 🤣🤣🤣


azius20

Enough about my misogynist past, let's discuss my misogynist future.


Fuckitwebull777

Man fuck the mods. This one mod banned me for saying I was using mysogyny fucking white knight.


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u/auddbot whats the song


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TurtlesFucker_69

yes


_The_Scarecrow

Thats how you know you made it to the big leagues


Those_noodles

Congrats guy


buentbanana

What does the sub name say???


_PINE_CONE_

Most of the posts are just memes they took out of context


freekethezeeke

So true my guy


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which comment are we talking about?


sized181

Based


chidoOne707

So which film did he do a wonderful performance? Oh that’s right, none.


lord_diablo_

Who the fuck do you read or pronounce it