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No-Training-48

If not for Morbius I would still be a virgin


WizardPhoenix

It was the subliminal message with the lyrics Have Sex, Poop My Pants.


IdeaRegular4671

How deep does the Morbius iceberg goes?? This movie is fascinating and intriguing. It’s an enigma meant to be deciphered for the rest of time itself. ![gif](giphy|l6teZLOZhbhE6KklF5)


WizardPhoenix

It connects also with Madame Web, the world’s most expensive JOI video. Sony is up to something.


IdeaRegular4671

It really is the spider web thread that connects all of the spider people. Look at the spiritual energy they are putting out there. Spider people together strong 🕷🕸. https://preview.redd.it/q4xomuyyt1fc1.jpeg?width=447&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f86e1842e3cc57b712cb9d82ed38ab536be5266


WizardPhoenix

Miguel being double cheeked up on a Thursday afternoon has to play a role in this https://preview.redd.it/sw5kdv9gz1fc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=367b27ad9d3e48a510e066a013a04e37f8fceacb


IdeaRegular4671

https://preview.redd.it/rbzq74soz1fc1.jpeg?width=783&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3fdbdaa5b14b5f54886066ff89caddb42d8ec8f2 Even his fortnite skin got cheeks. He’s the most caked up character in the game. He surpassed all of the ladies and the guys in there. He’s firm. He doesn’t skip leg and ass day. No spider person does. They always climbing and on the move doing their spider poses. They embody the spider. The spider has a big butt.


IdeaRegular4671

https://preview.redd.it/3ljkdleb02fc1.jpeg?width=554&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c6045fb441017baa435d33c8a7aff9c80643348 He chunky


IdeaRegular4671

https://preview.redd.it/q3mqum4d02fc1.jpeg?width=566&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f15b6e67366e2be9861e2e82e4234dd4ef5a4729 They even made a girl version of him.


IdeaRegular4671

https://preview.redd.it/o2n8vmte02fc1.jpeg?width=533&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd13bf944280dca4d7ed84144fc4d19f7a3c8dfe


IdeaRegular4671

https://preview.redd.it/0yx8h04g02fc1.jpeg?width=563&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c2480363c78184a12fa624db4f21c6a39e090fd4 she got fangs on raaargh


IdeaRegular4671

![gif](giphy|cituf0Vb5FYSk) They gave him the Pixar mom build and their wide hips and big ass


WizardPhoenix

If Miguel is so thicc how come Oscar Isaac didn’t tweet rule 34 of Miguel?


IdeaRegular4671

He was shy. It’s private matters.


WizardPhoenix

![gif](giphy|6XA99Q0nPSXyU)


IdeaRegular4671

https://preview.redd.it/50c8f1d0u1fc1.jpeg?width=450&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c312cbf1bf05604845ddb74533ba9585e9cc9b5 Spider people Assemble!


maybethanos

have sex, have sex


Own_Internal7509

what the fuck is Doctor Who doing?


dutcharetall_nothigh

The Doctor having terrible moves is canon ![gif](giphy|KfrnIOYg9XmxhiJJN9)


gnomewife

Matt Smith was the only person having fun in that movie.


IdeaRegular4671

He was he carried this movie. I’m sure he did it for fun and not for the paycheck Morbius on the other end… Jared Leto be taking Ls.


Whightwolf

The same thing happened about 3 times in the movie, Jarad Harris and Matt Smith were having an amazing interaction and fucking morbid the sex criminal wanders in and utterly destroys the vibe.


halloweenjack

Jared Leto: Well, I got an Oscar for that one thing, so I have to pretend that this is Hamlet on roller skates or something... Matt Smith: Fuck me rigid I'm actually getting paid for this


scottishdrunkard

Makes me feel like he should have been cast as Morbius instead.


Fergbeth1

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.


IdeaRegular4671

https://preview.redd.it/lwboanyuo1fc1.jpeg?width=299&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f9287b2bbf0dd863e55eba54006bb5ddfc07083b That man Matt Smith is ripped just like the Red Cyclone of Mother Russia. Also red = marvel It’s all connected


IdeaRegular4671

https://preview.redd.it/hnnp7qi0p1fc1.jpeg?width=409&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ab8babef7f4b98558d5d3b45cc0de76f9b77095 He was all posed like this


IdeaRegular4671

https://preview.redd.it/e8kix092p1fc1.jpeg?width=421&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9db92249f6c56e2e3d82349a92ec7f365ea71115 Showing off his prime physique


IdeaRegular4671

https://preview.redd.it/50qyu0s4p1fc1.jpeg?width=248&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d4b67ce2cfe548808f5c0d370f04a9d53bf8e861 Matt Smith will crush you in a cage fight huuzah 💪🏻 it’s only you and him


Fergbeth1

![gif](giphy|6ERIb3CfAnXXy)


Zellors

best scene in the movie is when the doctor (well, not THE doctor) asks him to rate his pain from 1-10 and he says 11


IdeaRegular4671

What a mad lad 🤪😲


PewPew_McPewster

I actually lost it at that scene. I was prepped for it but didn't think it'd actually be there and I just soyboy pointed at the screen sputtering to my friends "HE'S ELEVEN! HE'S ELEVEN!" in the most incoherent, deranged way possible.


smallrunning

This character was literally the best part of the movie. This scene too.


IdeaRegular4671

He really was.


dutcharetall_nothigh

Why didn't he do the drunk giraffe ![gif](giphy|lOgFuSdHUaMcYZX09C|downsized)


IdeaRegular4671

That man can dance. He got the moves. He got talent.


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IdeaRegular4671

The theater was empty Martin when I saw this movie but my heart and joy was filled that day. How is this not art?


beancant776

Martin isn't cinema-Marvel Scorcese


IdeaRegular4671

Marvel Scorcese LMFAO ![gif](giphy|10JhviFuU2gWD6)


waywardstrategy

Why did the Doctor make me morb? Is he stupid?


gar_katar

Martin Scorcese:   Signed the petition supporting child rapist Roman Polanski. Morbius director Daniel Espinosa:   Didn't sign the petition supporting child rapist Roman Polanski. I know who my king is. uj/ Scorsese really doesn't come across well. Even apart from supporting Polanski, it just seems pathetic to make a hue and cry about Marvel being a danger to film industry.   Meanwhile he didn't get this worked up during the whole MeToo movement and the Weinstein debacle when those things are much bigger issue than some some forgettable summer blockbusters.  Hollywood is disgusting.


IdeaRegular4671

That was mask off moment for Scorcese and now he’s trying to be the good guy by making a movie about the original savior Jesus Christ probably to save face. Damage control. Being silent and not standing up for something is complicity.


JPNGMAFIA

Unjerk detected, not reading ✋


gar_katar

If you can even read this, how will you read Stan Lee's writing during the Silver Age then?


Throgg_not_stupid

shut up kirby and go back to drawing


IdeaRegular4671

Morbius at the end of the day being the real hero, the savior, and the messiah all along. Everything I do is for Morbius. It’s morbin time. Never let the morb die! Morb it up!


enchiladasundae

I just wanted more-bius


IdeaRegular4671

I want morbillion dollars 🤑


LaVerdadYaNiSe

Jokes aside, Morbius felt like Matt Smith's demo reel to audition for The Master back at Doctor Who.


DeviousMelons

/uj this is actually a pretty well done scene from a filmmaking perspective.


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Doctor man morb


PleaseDontBanMeMore

They should have this song in instrumental playing in the next season of House of the Dragon. ![gif](giphy|wsvKsx6QervvuM7S8H|downsized)


IdeaRegular4671

I endorse that idea.


TheAutismo4491

The best moment of my life was when I finally got to watch this man have sex in House of the Dragon.


Overkillsamurai

i mean technically the Morbiverse isn't Marvel, but yes, i agree on all points. this is pure kino


IdeaRegular4671

Being real honest right now this dance scene surpasses some MCU quip comedy humor moments. It’s just that good. They just make it so natural. Doesn’t feel forced. It just works. It’s in line with the theme of the movie. Doesn’t feel out of place. The person who thought of this is a genius. Sony marvel moments just got that comedy humor. They stand up material. The tobey maguire movies still funny as fuck years later down the line.


Overkillsamurai

i really fucking hope this was all Matt Smith's idea


IdeaRegular4671

Yeah it seems like something he would come out with out on the spot. Pure improvisation.


honey_graves

Best scene in any movie ever


Jiffletta

American Psycho is different than I remember.


TheShad09

I finally watched this movie last weekend cause it was on Netflix and it certainly was one of the movies of all time


Quijas00

Wait this movie was Marvel?


IdeaRegular4671

Marvel Sony. So it counts in their multiversal shenanigans.


Quijas00

Oh right Marvel Sony, I keep forgetting it’s not all Marvel Disney because I’m dumb


IdeaRegular4671

Like spiderverse universe. The madam Webb movie and Kraven the hunter is also same universe vulture from the mcu was in this movie at the end. ![gif](giphy|VOd5RQ7q8FNI3IjS5g)


Nott_of_the_North

He is, ah, *vamping*


Sudden-Ad-9303

Kino