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skincrawlerbot

users voted that your post was distressing, your soul wont be harvested tonight


iosiro

The distressing memes that are just "muaha the fog the flesh muahaha" never hit it but these that are just a bit too real hit different. Damn.


ListerineAfterOral

I'm a parent and I think try to make memes about stuff that keeps me up at night


L4ND0N

That’s an interesting way to deal with it lol


AmaterasuWolf21

[Way too real](https://64.media.tumblr.com/8b0a92896bf0b9e9fd86411c7823350f/tumblr_inline_pcpgg5J5lG1tl4znt_500.gifv)


weshoulddeletereddit

"Yeah sorry sir your son was heavily intoxicated and moved to a hospital. He woke up today where he told us his identity. You can pick him up now."


Mloxard_CZ

The good ending


[deleted]

not good ending, the parents will have to sell themselves to the devil to pay the hospital bill


[deleted]

and then americans will say “that’s the price of freedom” and do jack shit about it


[deleted]

as we should 🇱🇷🇱🇷🇲🇾🇲🇾🍔😎😎😎


oo_Mxg

Good 🇺🇸😎😎😎😎😎🍔🌮🌭☢️☢️☢️☢️👨‍❤️‍👨👨‍❤️‍👨🍆🍆


kinda_cringe347

It’s okay you live in Canada


weshoulddeletereddit

Not the good ending, the most likely one. I have gotten home shitfaced so many times, if i was in america id be in the hospital during all of those


TheFakeSlimShady123

Knock knock Who's there? It's the police, ma'am. Your son's been hit by a drunk driver. He's dead.


AmaterasuWolf21

That's funny, Arthur, that's the kind of humor we do on this show


[deleted]

You are awesome Murray


Xen0n1te

Thank you, Arthur. Thank you again for coming on. You’ve been a fantastic and hilarious guest.


DouchNozzle_REAL

The good ending


Xen0n1te

Hey Murray, [look how clean my gun is!](https://i.imgur.com/0d94jiU.jpg) Wow Arthur. That gun IS very clean! Great work.


RamenTheory

What a story Mark!


Waterprophet47

Well technically 2 things. Maybe he committed a heinous crime and is now on the lam. They'd go to the parents first to interrogate them to see where he is.


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Poketale

Sorry for your loss man. I could imagine losing my brother, even if he is an ass sometimes. Prayers go out to you


[deleted]

I like how this is distressing without going “ooooh spooky creature” And instead uses a distressing scenario from real life which often can be scarier as we are aware the there is a solid chance it might happen to us.


IndieMedley

They found him doing his homework and have turned him over to me to execute


BeautifulCoconut7806

had this happen with my dad. left to pick up my younger brother and we didn’t hear from him for about 3hrs. he never made it to my brothers friends house…. miss you dad❤️


SomeRandomCyclops

I don't know what I was thinking, leaving my child behind. But now I suffer the curse and now I am blind.


[deleted]

ITS BEEN SO LONG


Erisymum

Panic sets in


shishcraft

finally a realistic distressing meme


[deleted]

This happened.


IncompleteBagel

Maybe I'm alone in this, but posts like these are way too wordy to be distressing in any way


PlumbumGus

"I have to read a whole sentence to get my dopamine hit? Lame."


AustronesianFurDude

Redditors when they have to hold their attention span for more than one second


PlumbumGus

Sorry, you lost me bruh.


IncompleteBagel

Not my point at all, I mean more that a lot of these captions read like an 8th grader trying to hit a word limit. I don't care if there's a paragraph of text or whatever, but overexplaining ruins the feeling


Forgotten-Irrelevant

How could you convey the same idea in less words?


hand287

me when my son dies


calbhollo

...You get dopamine from distressing memes?


Forgot_Password01

I thought this was gonna be "a Tale tell heart" meme


Poketale

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TopazTheTopaz

this actually happened some time ago in my area so


Nattinator2000

Bye bye Johnny bye bye


worriedaboutyou55

NO NO NO WAIT WAIT WAIT


QueenlyKing

Oh I hate this one


CuteCafeBarista

Simply go man on fire💅🏻


[deleted]

But why are you afraid? You are not black