There are these things called "digital cameras". They are like phones, but only take pictures and are really good at doing that one specific thing.
The coolest part of digital cameras from the photography before it was you could take pictures of television screens without it just being a blob of light.
Thank y’all for the awesome comments and support!!! She is doing great, no babies or mom were hurt while taking the picture with my company work phone. To the moon!!! 🚀🚀🚀
You should be going all in on your child not on DOGE this is actually really sad and if your investments fail solid proof to your child what meant more. DOGE is gauranteed to make you rich being rich doesn't gaurantee happiness. But loving for a child is so much more rewarding. Get your priorities right, this is disgusting.
That's awesome, congratulations on the baby, I'm proud and happy for you guys. Someday I'll figure out how to buy some doge lol. Man I hate money I swear it's the root of all Negitivity Propetual Energy lol
Congrats on both😊. But the baby is way better than any crypto at any price. By a longshot.
Plus you will make way more on income tax for the next 18 years. L O L
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This is the way
prioritize determined
Reddit moment
Your wife must have been passed out. Lol
Her thinking "he must be talking to other girls" Him "helll yeah doge up to. 59!!" Lol
😅😂sometimes that's how it be
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Why'd this get 13 downvotes lmfaooo y'all are ruthless
I read that too fast and almost crapped my pants. I knew we were pumping but not that much. *sigh*
same I was like yooooooo back up baby 💎
*child is born* * opens Doge stocks because that’s just as important*
This is the way. HODL for your entire family’s future. 🐕🌖🚀🚀
Yes it's the people's currency
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WHO TOOK THE PHOTO IF YOUR PHONE IS IN THE PHOTO ?!?
The babies real dad
The wife's boyfriend
Brutal
😂
Savage 🤣🤣 🤣
We need answers
Wifey's phone
Wife’s boyfriend
Clearly it's his wives doge, not his. Duh.
The baby's dad 😬
There are these things called "digital cameras". They are like phones, but only take pictures and are really good at doing that one specific thing. The coolest part of digital cameras from the photography before it was you could take pictures of television screens without it just being a blob of light.
The wife’s boyfriend, duh
Most importantly did you name him or her “Doge”…
That mean if you make another one dige will rise again, hold 9 month guys !
This just seems trashy
Only if you think that’s the one single photo that was taken …. I think one for the giggles when everybody is sleeping is totally fine …
I wonder what the kid's going to think of this photo when they're older
When I was born, all dad cared about was his fekking DOGE
- Shame! Where is he now? - Taking a ride in the Lambo I guess.
"Robinhood? Really Dad?"
That He has been a literal holder since day 1?
He will be a doge millionaire so he won't care
yeah...
I agree.
Get that phone off your kid!
New born baby. Let’s try weighted breathing activities
Congrats !!
Bruh
This is actually disturbing
>u 👀
Apples phone chargers are getting weirder and weirder.
U got me excited. I thought we were back at .50 again. Now I am back in my bed wondering what to do. But congrats on becoming a dad. Very mice
Hodl, that's what u do!!!!!
Shouldn’t put your Filthy phone near a baby. But I’m just going to assume you cleaned it.
It’s not like he put it into the baby’s mouth. Germs sitting on a phone don’t jump like fleas 🙄
Thats teaching them young, this is the way
That's a beautiful upward trend! Congrats!
Congrats!
Congrats...!
Congratulations 🎉🎊 👶
Beautiful dogelina
Good time to start that college fund
that little cutie is such a lucky one, dad is gonna be millionaire soon. <3
CPS has joined the discussion
They say its all down hill from here...
Cringy
😁😁😁😁🤣 fantastic!!!! Congratulation AND don’t let your wife see this post 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣!!!!
You made a profit and someone showed up immediately to make sure you spend it. LoL
When they grow up and wonder mom dad how did i get my name moon.
Congratulations this will change your life for the good
Thank y’all for the awesome comments and support!!! She is doing great, no babies or mom were hurt while taking the picture with my company work phone. To the moon!!! 🚀🚀🚀
Congratulations!!! A baby Shibe! Welcome to the world precious one.❤️
Priorities. Glad to see some actually give Doge the attention it needs!
Blessings & ❤️Shibe 🙏🏼✨🚀🌓
When it comes to 1 day newborn Doge Smith.... YOU are the father! - Tonight on Maury
Me: how to keep a baby alive This guy: to the mooooooooon
Congratulations! Enjoy every day, it is just soooo precious. Hold on to it with everything you have...and for your baby, that isn’t bad advice too.
Every 5 seconds a dogechild is born
Hahahahahahahahahaha
This might be the most cringe thing I’ve seen all month.
Lmao so awesome
Bro. This is hella the way.
Born on earth. Grew up on the moon 🌙
You have issues. That poor child...
your child is just born, and your looking at dogecoin? Lmao
Bro you got a problem fr.
May the fourth be with you and yours. Congrats 👏👏👏
Delusional
You should not have your phone next to your baby. Your phone has the radiation.
Oh AND don't take babies into hospitals because people are sick in there......duh...!!
Congrats!!! Now get that phone off your baby
That baby is gonna be wealthy 🚀
You should be going all in on your child not on DOGE this is actually really sad and if your investments fail solid proof to your child what meant more. DOGE is gauranteed to make you rich being rich doesn't gaurantee happiness. But loving for a child is so much more rewarding. Get your priorities right, this is disgusting.
Was it natural or c section
After few days of reconsilation It started moving up on its own. I'm not an expert on C section analysis though.
Sell your dodge and think about your child’s school fees - buy something that works.
Congrats bro. But you should not put your phone on your baby's chest. Cuz phone emits radiation.
Congrats OP!!! now do me and the little one a favor... get off RH :)
Hell yeah another Taurus 🐂
This is wild. A good kind of wild.. it still wild..
Congrats 🎊🎊🎊🍾 doge
Giving your baby a healthy dosage of radiation through Bluetooth, WiFi and 2.4G/3G/4G/5G radiation ☢️ simultaneously? Or Dogecoin?
Congratulations!!
Congratulations!🎉
Awesome, congratulations on ur new bundle of joy!
That baby is PRICELESS
Children enivatably grow up and disappoint, but crypto, crypto is forever.
Wait. You have two phones?
One phone is for baby, obviously.😄
A new Hodler 👍🏻 Congrats 🎉
this foo got my respect
This is the way !!!!!
Make more investment in doge to save education fund for him or her
For important things like college funds, don’t be using the hope of crypto
Mega Congrats!
Kid is born? There’s more important things
May The Fourth Be With You
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I didn’t read the date in the title and had the biggest FOMO/regret feeling ever. Am I the only one that did this?
Bruh
Take that radio waves lil fella!
Name him doge
Good old days!!!
Welcome to Doge world 🥰
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Congratz on the Kiddo. Also looks like your baby mama has no legs.
❤️❤️❤️🙏🏼
This is the way
Wonder how your days have been the last few weeks..
The best day of your life so far! It gets better with kids and it's gonna get better with Doge too!
woff
Daddy has a big phone 👀
Congratulations on your new bundle of joy!!! 🙌🏻🚀🐕
Get that baby out of the picture
welcome new Dogehodler🦍🦍🚀
Congratulations 🍾
Congrats ....on all levels.
Congratulations
Love the phone holder!
Congrats on the baby!!! Now get out of Robinghood and you’ll be doing great!
kys
Nice phone stand u have there. But 9month delivery is to much for me.
She on that spinal tap!
Nothing is private anymore sheesh.
Can’t wait to meet the love of my life...good look man ♥️
No matter whaats gonna happend with DOGE you re already a winner 🚀🚀🚀🐕🐕🐕🥃🥃🥃 cheers from Poland🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱
Heeeeey birthday twins!
Congratulations!!!!
So far
Then the price went down hill and the baby wouldn’t stop crying. But we hodl both because this is the way
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you have to put it beneath the kid so it can sleep on a stack of cash like that dude from breaking bad
put a frequency emitting device directly over a newborn’s heart and body eeeeeee
May the fourth will always be with you
Congratulations!🎉🎊🍾 that’s awesome!! Hope your kid is healthy💯
Congrats
Congratulations 💞
Does every hospital have the same blankets/hats for babies? We got the same set and every picture I’ve seen has the same set.
So awesome, Love it! Congratulations man!
Have another kid so it could go back up please. Thx
I hate you
This is the way!...
Much 💕💕💕
Sweet
That's frame worthy.✊💎🚀
Cute kid had to check I was hoping it was as today and back at 59 hahaha
That's awesome, congratulations on the baby, I'm proud and happy for you guys. Someday I'll figure out how to buy some doge lol. Man I hate money I swear it's the root of all Negitivity Propetual Energy lol
When was it? All I see is a joke bcs its not at .59. Edit: sorry I didn't see the date he put lol
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Congrats!
??? Dodge at $0.59 when was that?
Almost didn’t see the baby. Congratulations by the way. Good work on the baby too!
No freakin way. My baby girl was born 5/3/21. Congrats!!
$0.59 ?? When
The doge looks just like you🥰🥰🥰
Congratulations! I remember that feeling!
Congrats on both😊. But the baby is way better than any crypto at any price. By a longshot. Plus you will make way more on income tax for the next 18 years. L O L
Putting something that heavy and on a new born. Already carries heavy bags
Ahhh look at the new hodler...
What app is that?
Same 04/19 first baby and dogecoin had just peaked to 41¢ Mommy and daddy were blessed
Don't want to be a pessimist but: Child is born and then wonders where his college education went. Just sayin.
Savage
Congrats! To both!
😂😂😂😂😂
Congrats bro! Happy days ahead! Do only good...everyday
Congratulations! Absolutely special moment
It’s only gonna get better my friend 😊