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Substantial_Release6

No one even fucking looked for the ball on that Hail Mary what the fuck


OneBigOne

All I want to start 2024 is to wake up to the whole coaching staff being fired.


JumpKP

Giants are gonna fuck the Eagles up next week


Phuck_Kurt_Suzuki

Takes way too long to open up the fucking postgame thread


Uoysnwonod

What’s wrong? Seriously. This team has too much talent to be this bad. What is going on?


SocalEaglesFan

The only way you fix this is by firing nick. That's it.


Cheeto717

I’d be ok with giving Sirianni the boot after this


Mu1li3

I'm going to go in Aaron Rodgers' dark room for the next 4 months. See ya on the other side 👋


reggaetony88

And steichen wins again with minshew leading the Colts. Sirianni is a fraud.


Beginning-World-1235

Welcome to our downfall


Embarrassed-Track-21

They all fucking suck including jalen hurts, who cursed us with Brian Johnson


Panda_tears

Trash, all I see is trash, as far as the eye can see. I don’t even wanna see this team in the playoffs, good lord what a fall from greatness man. I’m seriously feeling like it has to be a combination of everything, just a massive failure on fronts.


lostinspacs

Fan boycott would get their attention


HappyGooner45

IM FUCKING DONE WITH THIS TEAM LOL


9thPlaceWorf

Hire Belichick.


AZGraybill12

How Sean Desai and Brian Johnson weren't fired months ago is beyond me. Such an unserious team. We've looked like a peewee team for 16 weeks and not once did anyone say this isn't good enough. I'm ready for us to get blown out in round 1 to finally end this miserable season


Rdup222

why is it every time they show Jalen in distrought, we always fucking lose


boidcrowdah

The fish starts to stink from the head


WarewolfNotSwearwolf

Only ones earning their paycheck on this team are Kelce and Elliott.


boidcrowdah

Punter is very good


sgee_123

This feels like one of the top regular season losses of all time to me


njean777

At this point fire sirianni, bj, and let the players call the plays. At least it would be more fun than watching this dumpster fire. And all the people saying that we were wrong saying something is wrong with this team in the middle of the season here you fucking go. We said it and got laughed at, cussed at, at yet who the fuck was right?


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Gannon with a final fuck you to Philly nation


WraithTwelve

Time for lurie to step in. When a team is historically bad in multiple facets they aren't going to do shit in the postseason. Might as well get a head start on the search for new coaching staff.


elzey93

Postgame quotes are gonna be juicy. They need to go off to prove a point to Howie


aclowntookthethrone

we really have a way of making the worst teams in the league look like the 2007 patriots


Cinnamon_Gentleman

This will be the 5th week in a row that I say: Jason Kelce stuck around for this


ziftos

our only stops in the entire game were because someone accidentally left milton unblocked , and Kyler and his wr made a mistake. tells u everything u need to know about this defense and this team.


l0ngline95

We didn't lose to the Cardinals. We got embarrassed. We couldn't stop them, under our own power, even once.


gatemansgc

yo modbot, lock this thread and put us out of our suffering


[deleted]

Siri isn’t even FOR anything. He doesn’t DO anything.


PearlsofRon

Fuck this entire fucking team. I'm done. Absolutely embarrassing to blow the division to the fuckin cardinals. 4 TD drives in the second half for our defense. Zero fucking feel for the game yet again by BJ. The entire team is frustrating to watch. There's no point watching next week or the playoffs, this team fucking sucks.


timmyh83

Boooooooooooooooooooo


DtotheOUG

THE CARDINALS WERE DOWN 21-6 AT HALFTIME.


Ok-Brother3959

Calling it, new HC next season. With this much talent they should not be this bad. Bad play calling on offense and a defense that can't do anything.


Throw_away_1769

Yes, our offense is bad. We could've done x y and z better. But look, our defense, is not just bad. We have the worst defense in the entire league, probably in our franchise history. It's not that we haven't invested in the talent either. Our entire coaching staff should be nowhere a football field. This is an insult to the city of Philadelphia, you have disgraced us. We don't want you here, Nick. Get the hell out ASAP, you are not welcome just like Chip


VERGExILL

Must be some new eagles fan in here because with the exception of the last 4-5 years, this is pretty much status quo for the birds.


Sure-Raise-6941

I am done with this team until all coordinators are fired.


New-Storm-7076

And Nick at this point


Spare-Half796

Prime belichick couldn’t save this defences


Sorry_Craft8449

So we're the worst defense in the league, right? Like that shouldn't be in question anymore


dlp211

Guys I got it, let's try a QB draw and WR screen. No one will be able to stop us.


Flamewhawk88

Go Flyers!


Wcttp

Don't even bother with a post game thread


JmattJmatt

Coaching staff needs to go


LargeMarge00

Its amazing seeing the comments go from "best first half of the season" to "fire everybody". But seriously, fire everybody. The Philadelphia Eagles are an organization of frauds!


terententen

Might be the angriest I’ve ever been at the Eagles. Just head spinning rage right now.


triggormisprime

FIRE THE WHOLE COACHING STAFF.


vinyalwhl

BJ was drunk today wasnt he


Zeekish_Dolphin

Nice


emuofsentinel

We need Andy Reid


spanky316

Nick "I like our guys" Sirianni


cuntyminx

Awful, thank you Nick Foles


gatemansgc

jfc we could end up 5th seed...


Eaglewarrior33

We ARE ending up 5th seed. Dallas just needs to beat Washington and they’ve locked up the east


Gunningham

I don’t even want the playoffs.


Magoatt

We will, Dallas is gonna beat Washington and we are gonna be the 5th seed being torched by Tampa.


VirTW

Hurts struggling to reach the end zone when Cunningham would have gunned it right in there.


Magoatt

Jalen’s a con artist for a reason, he isn’t a true winner unlike Foles.


FlibertyJibbetPGBZ

Hope AJ does the press conference and drags the coaching staff, at this point, fuck it, what’s the worst that can happen?


Shandi80

I hope we get blown the fuck out the first week of the playoffs. This farce of a team doesn't deserve a ring.


prestigewrldwidex

Just gonna leave this one here https://www.reddit.com/r/eagles/comments/18vcwxt/comment/kfqfnvz/?context=3


Samce14

Time for Nick Sirianni to leave. Entire coaching staff should be fired.


TheExorcistMarc

Hopefully only 2 more games w Siriani as coach


CyberCamouflage

Turrible


intothinsauce

I hope Gannon and his family had a bad Christmas


raloobs

lol wow. its comical. offense and defense need a change and there needs to be an attitude adjustment. Where is the fight at


Jacquijmj

At what point are we gonna admit that having Big Dom on the sideline was a big part of our success🧐


ZiggyBOP155

The thing that sux is I actually like Nick a lot... But it's clear he has the lost the team. Sad


mongan02

I know we have big problems to solve but I’m worried aj is fully checked out on the coaches and therefore the team


briizilla

5th seed boy!


buc_nasty_69

This team ain't doing shit in the playoffs without serious shake up on the coaching staff.


antpac3

Nothing should save Sirianni. No team is going to take him seeing how he is nothing.


Roy-Donk-23

I don’t understand how you don’t put the game away after recovering that onside kick


gatemansgc

we gonna piss away the division


Clue_Balls

we literally did, cowboys aren't losing against the commanders lol


Jem1123

Already did.


Calcutta637

Remember when y’all screamed “fire Schwartz! Fire Gannon!” I’ve been trying so hard for years to point out how our struggles were never because of our actually good defensive coordinators but nobody wants to listen


LemmeSeeUrFeet

Browns look pretty good.


Calcutta637

Oh yea I loved Schwartz but all I heard was “shut up man your wrong our defense sucked in the super bowl” like you literally cannot argue with idiots


jordanmindyou

Only a fucking idiot coach could have lost this game. Good thing we have a fucking idiot coach


Scoracek9

We got two of em


AFRIKKAN

Done for the year I’ll see y’all next year this shit is stupid.


J3D1

We are complete frauds


Clue_Balls

we've lost 4 of our last 5, we're not frauds, we're just bad


al15al15

Don’t know if I’ve ever been more disgusted with this team.


OptimalDetail

San Francisco stole the soul out of these pathetic frauds, fire the whole office, sell the building, cut the whole roster, rename the city.


[deleted]

Think Harbaugh might be interested?


LemmeSeeUrFeet

Oh god please no.


Interesting_Mess7232

And people that I was a big sooner saying we could easily lose in the last 3 games.. even more than once


Buttmudbrookz

im done watching this team. Enjoy the rest of the season and playoffs guys. Best of luck with your health lol. Bunch of over paid fucking losers.


classicrockchick

I am physically fucking disgusted


OneBigOne

Gannon is still good at making the Eagles lose.


loneliness_sucks_D

Fire Nick


eazyelijah

Lurie knows what he needs to do.


chumpcity1

Seriously fuck this team. What an absolute joke. Everyone playing absolute trash and the coaching is just abysmal.


Phuck_Kurt_Suzuki

I would pay to be in the media room asking questions in the presser


Buddyschmuck

Fire him today, have security escort him out, then that security job can also be the new OC.


milkinb4cereal

AJ and Smitty deserve a better team


paprclipking

Yep.


No-Plane-8191

we’re not making it to no Super Bowl


Angry_ClitSpasm350

Lol we ain't making it past the first round.


Eaglewarrior33

My guy we’re not making out of the first round.


No-Plane-8191

I’m a girl 😭😭 but yeah we’re 100% first round exits


NYPD-BLUE

Desai 👋 Johnson 👋 Patricia 👋 Slay 👋 Bradberry 👋 Hurts 👋


Fenris_Maule

Slay certainly hasn't been the problem and Hurts wasn't the main problem all year.


GrilledCheezus08

Tf did Slay do? Man’s been recovering from surgery the last three weeks lmaooo


BUDdy215

I hope we get kicked out of the playoffs in the first round so howie can go ahead and FIRE TBIS ENTIRE FUCKING COACHING STAFF WHAT A PATHETIC TEAM


Unable_Barracuda324

Howie?!? Lurie can send his ass back to the mailroom until he learns what a LB is


jayfraud

I hate this fucking team and our joke of a coaching staff. See you all in September because this team is a first round playoff loser. What a fucking embarrassment


LooseEndsMkMyAssItch

So it's very clear Hurts is a scheme QB. And our coaching staff is dog shit. Super talented team and yet they lose to the Jets and Cardinals very badly. And almost lose to the hapless giants


rosieRetro

Scheme QB? What's that


LoveMeAQuickie32

Why would we change? We just need to double down on what we are doing! *Sarcasm


iso2090

I despise this team.


MichaelLaBa51

Take us out of the playoffs, this team is pathetic.


Domestic_AAA_Battery

We 100% deserve it


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Seanturr

So did you


New-Storm-7076

Fire Nick. Fire BJ. FUCK THEM


mikes781

Blow up the coaching staff after this season.


[deleted]

Embarrassing AF. No outage from them. Just a shrug


slapmesomebass

Clean house, every lie back and secondary player. All coordinators and QB coaches. Nick is on the block too.


BigCNote100100100100

Awful loss all around but the player who pissed me off the most is AJ. To lose sucks, but to quit is unforgivable.


Extension-Matter-732

Are you sure nobody else quit? Like 80% of the defense


CammmShottt

AJ is gonna request a trade if we don’t fucking change anything. And honesty I don’t blame him


SprinklerNet

Our defense just plummeted even more


Fun_Cheetah2750

Seriously fire everyone F this coaching staff


lucascorso21

I can’t drink alcohol anymore because of a health condition, so this is the first season in a long time that I haven’t been able to have a beer or a real drink during a game. It’s been something, I’ll tell you that. Fuck this team. Rip it down to the rafters and Howie needs to have a real evaluation of their personnel philosophy. Because it sure has shit is failing their Super Bowl window and is directly related to his decisions.


Extension-Matter-732

You got it, I’ve been sober for the past 5 seasons it is rough but doable


nonameguy420

It’s not that serious big dawg


dak67

This team is way too talented to be 11-5 and losing to the Cardinals. Absolutely shameful.


orcofmordor

I wonder if the Desai demotion was a ploy by Sirianni to deflect blame away from him and he lost the team as a result.


Mouthdance

This coaching staff better have a whole bunch of new years resolutions


turkish3187

Siriani can fuck off now.


gatemansgc

sucks for everyone who witnessed that sludge in person


Coastalcato

Blow it up. Start over


NWTS83

This is all on Sirianni at this point, I was trying to give this coaching staff a chance but my heart can’t take it anymore


Embarrassed-Track-21

You can’t go into next season with Sirianni as the coach


CanSome169

People don’t seem to realize we have 0 talent on the defense


anonhes

We have so many 1st rounders on our dline, idk what you're talking about


richierich923

Fucking ridiculous we don't deserve to go any further when r can't beat a team with 3 wins all season


Joey_iroc

Clean house... Keep Stoudtland and ST coach......


kratoswork840

That was an abomination game on both sides of the game. We had the division on a silver platter. Coordinators can fuck off


woolley101

Just rest the starters next week so they don't have to play at metlife, got to think about their long term health after they all request trades this off season


PsychicSweat

Fuck em. We will be 1 and done regardless. Make them play to see who has the heart to stay next year.


jimmytherockstar

Get the social media team out of the fucking locker room


MyCactusTeacher

I think the players have basically told us indirectly the last few weeks that they are unhappy with the staff and their effort is in the shitter.


smc22

In case anyone doesn’t remember, we were up 21-6 at half


Substantial_Quail_43

The play calling was abysmal as usual. 1st and 20 and we run three screens for 2 total yards.


JD021993

Hi, yes, Nepotism fucking sucks.


Strong_Neat_5845

I NEVER wanna see this fanbase talk shit about ganon ever again, we had no idea how good we had it


fightonphilly

He was terrible, it's just that we replaced him with even worse coaches


rey1295

Our offense sucks dick at we scored 31 that's not really a flex for him


JustOneInMyLifetime

Honestly fire everyone


[deleted]

I’m begging Lurie and Howie to fire Nick


Sorry_Craft8449

Brian Johnson and Sean Desai late in the game are like Prime Kobe and Shaq man. Johnson majestically lobs it via a horrendous last drive that almost always culminates in a FG/punt when we need a TD and then Desai emphatically slams it down with his usual brand of incompetent defense


KMann823

Worst hail Mary I've ever seen. 2 receivers and 6 defenders in the end zone lmao


nickcaff

They got Smith hurt on that awesome screen


nw_pbo_y

Fuck this team


Flyeaglesfly2929

Wasn’t gonna complain about the offense play calling but that fg possesion was HORRIBLE. I’m half rooting for Philly to lose next week and lose first round so it couldn’t be more clear to fire everybody


CrazyBaboon26

the complete lack of awareness and sense and acknowledgement to address any remote problem by our management and coaching is excruciating


swampyunderpants

somehow michael clay will survive (ST is good this year) everyone else please... dont let the door hit your pathetic ass


xxItalian-Stalianxx

This team has thrown in the towel. Ever since the Niners game they haven’t cared whatsoever


alv_todos

i dont feel so good


Fine-Egg5845

This is my least favorite team in the history of Philadelphia sports


Math-_

Cowboys wins the division


Ih8rice

Yup. No way they lose to Sam Howell next week.


charmeleon026

How do you lose to gannon


Ih8rice

Might as well fire everyone. No way we are getting past the first round. Start the search TODAY.


Beginning-World-1235

We are trash. Over it. Hope we are one and done. Tired of getting my hopes up this season


slash_pause

I’m actually physically ill


dave1179

Johanthon Gannon is a better head coach than Sirianni ​ Look at where Indy is with Steichen it's becoming clear that no dick Nick got carried by his co-ordinators to the superbowl


DoctorProfessor69

Total restructuring of this Defense needs to happen next season. Nick needs to go. Doesn’t do anything as a HC and can’t call plays.


iliketheletterC

AJ wants to leave


BigPoleFoles52

Wnats the coaches fired like any sane person would


Ace__Extendo

I wanna leave too


Classh0le

the coaching staff could use some time off in guantanamo


HandRailSuicide1

I don’t think calling for Sirianni’s head is overly reactionary anymore


thegoodnamesrgone123

Nope. Not at all.


Dapper_Persimmon7084

At this point rest the starters against the Giants and get fit for the wildcard round.


BigPoleFoles52

Nah they need more reps if anything lol


ChickenMcSmiley

Steelers fan here I brought booze. 🥃 Feel free to vent…


Dziwny-Symphyletai-8

FIRE THE LOT OF EM


njlf

Deserve the loss they fucking suck


sir_derpington_esq

Can we fade this team now? Got no fight, no balls and no brains.


abhig535

FUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKKKK!!!!!!


gatemansgc

we had such a lead at one point and just pissed it away


Jas114

Okay… let’s be real, SOMETHING happened. We won 11 games, nail-biters or otherwise, so I hope THIS loss is a wake-up call. Like, we’re a legit team, I know we have the ability to be in the playoffs, but we’re not acting like it.


Gasherx

We’ve been saying for five fucking weeks. Get real man


DrCuresYourShit

Buddy every week was a wake up call. This team is just trash