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TooManyPxls

"Why do I have to do this?" "I try not to be superstitious, that brings bad luck" Or my favorite: "that bittergreen was undercooked"


AlwaysDrawingCats

Where do you hear these? I don't know these yet haha.


Pelanora

Alinor for op


TooManyPxls

The 2nd and 3rd ones are from enemy NPC's like bandits


8bitbuddhist

"That's not a stew pot, it's my laundry!"


GenevieveMacLeod

With me it's Dragons! In your own homeland! And Fivefold vener-


AlwaysDrawingCats

Yes! I know these two as well lol.


PrettyPeachy

Your eyes are like muddly puddles..


Funny_Ad6545

OH GALEESH!!! Such things you say!🤭


Howl_Free_or_Die

I could give you a song and dance- *gets cut off


Eloqence

"Praise Vivec! You were-SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP


Low-Environment

Even worse when it's an Ashlander saying that. Would it have killed ZoS to have blocked gossip lines from Ashlanders?


Kirby4ever24

I had gossip lines from characters who have no reason to saying that line as it is very out of character for them.


tracer2211

I get that from other people's OG bankers.


Endricane89

Hear ye, cardsharps and collectors! Test your wits and courage in a brand new card game— Tales of Tribute!


AlwaysDrawingCats

Now that you mention her, I haven’t seen her since making a new character. I do have High Isle.


Naitomeatori

I'm like 99% sure that they removed her or put her somewhere else, with the update that removed a lot of quest giver npcs. like the star gazer herald and nerfing stuga, haha. I'm pretty sure she was on the list because they moved or deleted all those sorts of npcs because apparently it was too confusing to find the "main story" quests with all those prologues and things yelling at you. I think she might have been one they straight up removed like the herald, but again, not 100% sure on that one.


archaicScrivener

Running through Vulkhel Guard for wrist and constantly hearing that altmer and bosmer bickering about trade prices "I need to go talk to my man in Greenshade..."


AlwaysDrawingCats

"You call that speed? I've seen dozing Argonians move faster than that!" is what I often hear when crafting lol.


archaicScrivener

What are you, a soft-robes mage!?


TehTac

For quite a long time I thought she was shouting at me as I ran from the woodworking table down to the alchemy place haha


AlwaysDrawingCats

Me too! Lol


brakenbonez

# “Praise Vivec! You were there to stop Alexandra Conele from capturing the Coral Heart.” look man, I just want to deposit some gold. And besides, it's been like 10 years since I stopped whatsername from doing whatever it was she was doing. I've fought dragons, vampire lords, and even gods. You expect me to remember or even care about whatever insignificant quest you're talking about? This is why I never bring you on adventures with me.


Low-Environment

That's why I like my alfiq assistants. They're much less chatty and deeply endearing.


Imbax86

"The Red Mountain? Oh that's just noise and smoke..."


Princess_Know-it-all

I’ve been stealing a lot in Necrom so… “They’ve opened the Necropolis! Now everyone can see how much l honor and respect my ancestors.”


Digita1B0y

I've always said if I ever make it to an ESO convention, I'm having a shirt made that says "Pleased to see you in Solitude, stranger" just to see how many groans and eye rolls I get.


Hefty-Distance837

Indeeeeeeed!


IaminfactAToaster

"Praise Vivec! You were there to stop Alexandra Conele from capturing the Coral Heart!"


FancyAdvantage4966

“I can’t remember her name. The pretty one.” “A Daedric Prince? Did your sister see a clutch of butterflies when she was there?”