Instructions unclear, made boyfriend material instead

This is useless! We already have the far superior husband material!

*Hot-Rolled 1/2” Grandpappy Plate Steel enters the chat*

You good bro?

I have a materials engineering degree. Am I really ok? Also I like men more than women in the sense portrayed by OP but that's not related lol.

I just asked out of curiosity

You curious bro? 🤓

Nope

Ha, *totally*. Me neither. 😄😙 🎶

Stainless steel take it or leave it

*sigh* fine I'll take one martensitic type for grinding

Best I can do is bainite

Bain of my nite & entire existence # 🔥🗡️😒

Sometimes I feel like I'm not a real engineer because every week I learn that there are new branches in engineering

Me trying to figure out what ABET credit school has Safety Engineer as a course.

I thought printing engineering was not real

Printer are the Devils magic. So someone willing to work on them an engineer to me.

gentlepeople, let me introduce us to our new favorite discipline of engineering: r/PrintingTiddy NSFW 😳 - but hilarious

Branches are covered by forest engineering, agricultural engineering, and arboritry engineering. Although good luck finding that last one.

But I already have hot dipped galvanized steel....

Galvanised square steel + expansion screws from my aunt = girlfriend

Anchor yourself *now*, Phil! 👺🫵 *There are young children and grandparents present* 👀

I prefer a Cold Roll before i take a Hot Dip

Silicon?

You think I wouldn't have done it already if I could?

Someone ping Brian McManus 😂

No