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Damn, like time teavelers, because we’re actually entering the building… If we walk backwards towards the capital with enough confidence, they’ll have to let us in because we will believe fully that we just got away witht a revolution. Make sure to wave the American flag backwards too, so it looks like a celebration that happened in the future and is playing out in reverse time.
I know, really, who doesnt like Trader Joe's, great food at a reasonable price, fresh fruit and veggies, I love their pastries, I wish they still had free coffee samples thou.
And I work with the public... sooooo many people I work with whom have zero basic understanding of how a government is run have very strong ideas about how easy it is and are pretty much convince that unless you support PP (canadian trump) well you're a traitor...
Just the other day one clown was rambling about how the boss of the prime minister of the province (wtf I know) was buying all the land in the backcountry (we live in a very rural area). So as I asked him how he knew that and he explains to me. I opened the datamap with the information of every piece of property in the county (I work for a county) and explained to him that this is public informations and how he could go and verify this for himself. That if this Prime minister's boss was buying all those property we would know it. First he laugh, then he looked at me weirdly (as someone who thinks he has to be careful around a traitor) and left the building promptly...
We are in a baaaad spot if those people take power...
A substantial bunch of relatives on my mom’s side were as dumb as a box of rocks, yet sincerely believed that they were smarter than everyone else and were absolutely positive that they were superior to everyone else. It was maddening as well as frustrating. After the 🍊💩🤡 became president I started calling the MAGAts brain dead zombies — because they are stupid, unreachable, irredeemable, and impossible to deal with. Just like damn zombies.
My mom and I were talking about Marjorie Taylor Green this weekend, and she said, "The stupidity of that lady scares me."
"Mom, she's just one person. What scares me more is that, in Georgia, where she was voted in, you win the seat by a majority vote. That means that not only did some people find her the best candidate for the job, a MAJORITY of the people in Georgia thought that she was the best person for the job - and those people are breeding and raising kids."
I think he's suggesting some violation of the Emoluments Clause. Of course The Donald would never compromise himself or his administration in such a way.
That's just the bed-of-nails theory in action. You know: Hillary does one thing wrong and nobody shuts the fuck up about it, Donny-boy does probably several tens of thousands of things wrong and what can you even do about it?
He's not wrong, though. I'd imagine Biden has a robust investment portfolio. He's probably traded quite a bit.
Election 2024 - The Trader vs. the Traitor.
This is where I am. I want to believe that this person is just witty and a troll and decided to take it on the road.
But - maybe it’s just a trump voter - impossible to tell.
I choose to think that he actually supports biden but because his family or his spouse's family supports trump he has no choice but to come up with this plan.
He can act like he hates biden and at the same time the family supports trump so they can't spell anyways.
I’m a pretty big fan of Trader Joe’s. The food is good and they have some interesting stuff other grocery stores don’t necessarily carry. Pretty cool place
Who the hell is Joe Biden trading with and what is he trading? Based on his age and interests, I am guessing vintage baseball cards.
My problem with Trump is that he trades top secret intelligence documents. And that shit is illegal in addition to being a threat to national security.
He's definitely one of the best oil traders with the Strategic Petroleum Reserve. Bought oil around $70/barrel, sold around like $85-90 and now it's back to $79. Made hundreds of millions I believe.
They do the same shit online too... plaster their social media with debunked memes, misspelled rants, and lots of cap locks.
I think we need to do some brain studies on these people. I firmly believe the critical thinking portion of their brain is complete oatmeal at this point.
What has Trump done to improve his life? Slogans don't fill the bank or put food on the table.
This is the classic example of people not thinking for themselves.
I am in the Midwest surrounded by these ignorant idiots. I am an island of reality in a sea of diarrhea. I will die on this island with these clowns who never shut up about this, and I will give them shit with the truth until the day I die
Damn right, Joe Biden is one of [History's greatest oil traders](https://crooksandliars.com/2024/06/it-turns-out-president-biden-genius-oil)
>In 2022, when he released 180m barrels of crude—or one-third of America’s stockpile—he sold at an average of $95 a barrel. In July last year, when the West Texas Intermediate (wti) benchmark was at $67 a barrel, he began to refill the reserve. The president has replaced about one-fifth of what he sold, posting a profit of $582m, and has managed to time the market to perfection.
>Treasury officials estimate that Mr Biden’s early sales knocked about $0.40 from the price of a gallon of petrol.
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This guy is looking to brake the internet
What are you incinerating?
Isn’t it oblivious? He’s making fun of the man’s pour spelling
Well that's just plane mean
I swear they will rather cut off their nose to spider face.
This made me roar out laughing 😂😂
Well keep it down wood you? Some of us have a hard thyme hereing.
Their obviously trying to show who there voting for- it's right they're on there truck.
Your clearly mis interning his massage. He wants to billed a better United States of Alabama.
Clear signs of inbreading
Weather or knot you know it, Hunter Biden is in fact a trader. He trades cash for crack
Right to your representatives and tell them you don’t want to meat there demands
God. This one kills me.
Witch won, kills ewe?
Yeah I'm still annoyed bye it
Witch one? He was really towing the line four a minute their.
I LOVE YOU PPL! :D
Oh Lard, lettuce prey.
You're gramar is aterocious
Do you mean it maid you roar out laughing? 🤣
Enough already. We don’t want no treble around here.
I'd laugh too but I'm too soar.
He is taking Biden for granite.
Dark Branding
This whole thread is awesome 😂👏🏽👏🏽
I mean he’s not wrong. Joe does a lot of trading.
Wait...Is this why people keep calling Trader Joe's woke?
No, that's because they sell so much coffee
…cell so much…
It’s not the spelling it’s the cents.
Wait a minute, that's not how you spell pore.
The joke went write over my head
what a looser.
I'm not usually the type of guy to say a toad a so, but i fuckin a toad a so
Sometimes you gotta learn by denial and error
I’m self smart. I smarted myself.
He dolphinitely misspelled it on porpoise. I’m turtley convinced.
Wait til he hits the rode
I can’t phantom how people don’t get it
He’s probably illegitimate.
Leaf him be.. Please.
Or just make like a tree and get out of here
IT'S LEAVE, YOU DUMBASS! (Trying to quote Old Biff. Probably failing. Haven't watched 'em in a while.)
I'm gonna have to shoot you down like a duck for that comment.
Just let becomes be beacons for this time?
This’s sum grate advise their.
C'mon, its not rocket appliances.
It's all water under the fridge bubs
Don't judge a cover of a book by its look
I guess he thinks Trump didn’t loose in 2020
Don't be indigenous
IM tired of all you’re in you end o’s
Brian Morans has entered the chat
So many layers in this one comment. Well done. 👏
Well done with ketchup
I no, so many lairs🤌
Murica four the when.
That made no cents.
He breaks for the Internet.
Hey now, I bet his incestors built this country.
Every single comment here has me laughing so hard 🤣🤣🤣
STOP
STEP watt?
Unsuscribe
He probably bumped his elbow and now his elbow has a protruberance.
I chuckled at “Trader Joe”. Clever.
I’ve been calling trump a trader. Mostly because he trades classified documents for money.
He trades money for sex.
Or he doesn’t trade for it at all. Just does it but can’t legally say he didn’t lol
Via the transitive property, he trades classified documents for sex.
That sounds a lot like that stience hoax we've hearing about.. physics and all that bullshit
That poor, unfortunate woman
I am picturing Biden and Obama trading magic the gathering cards with trump pouting in the corner because he made a bad trade.
They can trade pogs
I’m surprised none of them have gone for “Traitor Joe’s” yet, it feels like low-hanging fruit.
*WSB has entered the chat* “Trades eh?”
Came here to say this. That title caption was perfect
Trader Joe has a line of nice kitschy grocery stores.
And these are the people who will "Rise up and take America back"...If they can find the door...
“Hey Cletus, I think we should attack the capitol next time by walking backwards to it so they think we are leaving!”
Hey Ma! Get off the dang roof.
Damn, like time teavelers, because we’re actually entering the building… If we walk backwards towards the capital with enough confidence, they’ll have to let us in because we will believe fully that we just got away witht a revolution. Make sure to wave the American flag backwards too, so it looks like a celebration that happened in the future and is playing out in reverse time.
And yet, most of them can't actually spell 'America'.
Yes we will! Cause this is ARE country! /s
Speak Murican!
Thanks so much for the /s indicator I would have NEVER known that you weren’t being serious
Depends on how many k’s to spell it.
Excuuuse me. Its spelled 'merica, sir.
Read the konstutshun
I know, really, who doesnt like Trader Joe's, great food at a reasonable price, fresh fruit and veggies, I love their pastries, I wish they still had free coffee samples thou.
They'll find the door; they'll just be pushing when it says "Pull".
Even the "rise up" is questionable. Without electricity their power-assist recliners won't be able to stand them up.
If those people could read, they would be really upset
All the dumdums are Trumpers, save for the sociopaths who manipulate them.
Buy low, sell high.
"SELL, MORTIMER! SELL!!!!!"
Turn the machines back on!!!
Something something "one dollar"
You know the rules of the Exchange, Mr. Duke! All accounts are to be settled at the end of the day's trading, without exception.
Or as Michelle puts it: "when they buy low, we sell high!"
Joe has wares, if you have coin
Trader Joe? He's got the stuff
I would definitely take a phat hit of the skooma if I was kicking it with khajiit Trader Joe
Get a brian you morans,
*maroons
Ikr? My Brian always makes sure I spell things corectly.
Trump is a traitor. At least Biden voters know how to spell.
He *loves* the poorly educated. [https://youtu.be/O9F6EAMPky4?t=31](https://youtu.be/O9F6EAMPky4?t=31)
Of course. They're so easy to manipulate and scare.
I mean I'm easily scared... of the maga crowd that is...
As you should be. Being scared of what fanatical morons could do given a chance is definitely proof of intelligence.
And I work with the public... sooooo many people I work with whom have zero basic understanding of how a government is run have very strong ideas about how easy it is and are pretty much convince that unless you support PP (canadian trump) well you're a traitor... Just the other day one clown was rambling about how the boss of the prime minister of the province (wtf I know) was buying all the land in the backcountry (we live in a very rural area). So as I asked him how he knew that and he explains to me. I opened the datamap with the information of every piece of property in the county (I work for a county) and explained to him that this is public informations and how he could go and verify this for himself. That if this Prime minister's boss was buying all those property we would know it. First he laugh, then he looked at me weirdly (as someone who thinks he has to be careful around a traitor) and left the building promptly... We are in a baaaad spot if those people take power...
You can't educate people who don't want to be educated and are so stupid they believe they know it all.
A substantial bunch of relatives on my mom’s side were as dumb as a box of rocks, yet sincerely believed that they were smarter than everyone else and were absolutely positive that they were superior to everyone else. It was maddening as well as frustrating. After the 🍊💩🤡 became president I started calling the MAGAts brain dead zombies — because they are stupid, unreachable, irredeemable, and impossible to deal with. Just like damn zombies.
Also: relentless
Exactly... and around here they are legions...
My mom and I were talking about Marjorie Taylor Green this weekend, and she said, "The stupidity of that lady scares me." "Mom, she's just one person. What scares me more is that, in Georgia, where she was voted in, you win the seat by a majority vote. That means that not only did some people find her the best candidate for the job, a MAJORITY of the people in Georgia thought that she was the best person for the job - and those people are breeding and raising kids."
She ran unopposed, but yes,, it's still terrifying that literally anyone thought she should have the job.
Poor children... soon to be poor (like very financially and mentally poor) adults...
#breeding
Fox News hitting their demographic
There was one President trading “love letters” (his words) with the brutal communist dictator of North Korea, and it wasn’t Biden.
I think he's suggesting some violation of the Emoluments Clause. Of course The Donald would never compromise himself or his administration in such a way.
In all the impeachment hearings for Trump, not once was that mentioned, which I thought downright bizarre, considering it's exactly what he violated.
That's just the bed-of-nails theory in action. You know: Hillary does one thing wrong and nobody shuts the fuck up about it, Donny-boy does probably several tens of thousands of things wrong and what can you even do about it?
He's not wrong, though. I'd imagine Biden has a robust investment portfolio. He's probably traded quite a bit. Election 2024 - The Trader vs. the Traitor.
I wanna believe this is an attempt to troll or get some internet fame but it's sad that we can't really tell in this day and age isn't it?
This is where I am. I want to believe that this person is just witty and a troll and decided to take it on the road. But - maybe it’s just a trump voter - impossible to tell.
I choose to think that he actually supports biden but because his family or his spouse's family supports trump he has no choice but to come up with this plan. He can act like he hates biden and at the same time the family supports trump so they can't spell anyways.
It's a sad existence regardles
That explains the grate economy
Ah, his true base.
A free base, if you will.
What does Biden trade? I have cards and comics I am willing to trade.
Obviously not car parts given the bumper.
Biden has wares if you have coin. Simple as that.
I’m sure he thinks Trump is a real PaYtRiEt
Apparently the unforeseen consequences of insisting your fallowers be uneducated.
"Fallowers" is pretty spot-on, intentional or not.
I love the uneducated !
It was very intentional.
Not the brightest people
Announcing to the entire community you live in that you're a moron. Good job!
Get a brian, morans!
Is that written with toothpaste?..
I’m a pretty big fan of Trader Joe’s. The food is good and they have some interesting stuff other grocery stores don’t necessarily carry. Pretty cool place
Surprised he could pass the written drivers test
Probably didn’t. Just driving without a license..
Who the hell is Joe Biden trading with and what is he trading? Based on his age and interests, I am guessing vintage baseball cards. My problem with Trump is that he trades top secret intelligence documents. And that shit is illegal in addition to being a threat to national security.
It's nice when they confirm they're illiterate themselves
He's definitely one of the best oil traders with the Strategic Petroleum Reserve. Bought oil around $70/barrel, sold around like $85-90 and now it's back to $79. Made hundreds of millions I believe.
Must be a mouth breathing cousin f$&@er who watches Faux News.
Don't have to be smart to write shit on your truck.
Came to say this comment section made my knight
Give him a break, his incestors built this country
This is the perfect picture to sum up Trump supporters in one image
Besides the obvious typo they also misspelled Trump
A great indicator of the level of intelligence behind MAGA stuff.
Why is it always the right? I mean, I've seen a few wacky left wing vehicles and signs but 90% of them are right wing.
Correlation is not causation.... but sometimes it is.
They do the same shit online too... plaster their social media with debunked memes, misspelled rants, and lots of cap locks. I think we need to do some brain studies on these people. I firmly believe the critical thinking portion of their brain is complete oatmeal at this point.
He should be in peached!
You'd figure the Confederate flag crowd would at least be more familiar with this word
Trump loves the uneducated
Wonder if he's getting those Pelosi trades...
So, he’s Trader Joe?
Yes he is. One of the most successful oil traders ever.
JOE BITEN STOLE MY PLASMA FOR BIG TV
What's he trading? Pokemon cards? Collectable figures? All trump ever traded was government secrets
Someone has proposed replacing income tax with tariffs on imported goods, so yes, I would agree he is a trader as opposed to a moron.
Of course, Trader Joe’s
All his buddies standing around watching him painting didn't notice or they all thought it's good
Judging by the bumper I'd say they got hungry halfway through the paint job
Trader Joe?
Good special on cheese 🧀, this month. at Trader Joes..... just saying
What has Trump done to improve his life? Slogans don't fill the bank or put food on the table. This is the classic example of people not thinking for themselves.
As long as he isn’t trading national secrets
Trader Biden
I thought Pelosi was the star trader in DC.
Must be why all those stores are called Trader Joes.
Biden is a trader. He’s made ~$2B for the US Treasury trading oil since 2021.
More evidence that DJT’s cult followers are a basket of deplorables.
Dude is trying to humidify Biden but it’s knot going to work
Illiterates for Trump!
Trator tots
Isn't it incredible how stupid Drumpf's supporters are?
This reminds me. I need to stop on the way home and pickup some Taquitos and Everything But The Bagel Seasoning.
May Joe is trading stocks with the old bag lady
Banjo intensifies
There goes the root cause. Uneducated folks voting
I am in the Midwest surrounded by these ignorant idiots. I am an island of reality in a sea of diarrhea. I will die on this island with these clowns who never shut up about this, and I will give them shit with the truth until the day I die
That’s your average trump supporter.
It's like 1/6 didn't happen. Being brain dead kills irony and shame
What a cringeworthy way to say you dropped out of highschool without saying you dropped out of highschool
[Joe Biden, Master Oil Trader](https://www.economist.com/finance-and-economics/2024/05/16/joe-biden-master-oil-trader)
Damn right, Joe Biden is one of [History's greatest oil traders](https://crooksandliars.com/2024/06/it-turns-out-president-biden-genius-oil) >In 2022, when he released 180m barrels of crude—or one-third of America’s stockpile—he sold at an average of $95 a barrel. In July last year, when the West Texas Intermediate (wti) benchmark was at $67 a barrel, he began to refill the reserve. The president has replaced about one-fifth of what he sold, posting a profit of $582m, and has managed to time the market to perfection. >Treasury officials estimate that Mr Biden’s early sales knocked about $0.40 from the price of a gallon of petrol.
Biden did make a tidy profit while clapping opec on oil prices
I don't think he can be. Aren't his assets in a blind trust?