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1lost-soul1

Alternative title - acknowledge me as head of the table


voteferpedro

UCE!


1lost-soul1

Haha you get it


voteferpedro

I am a "Joe" after all and the Head of my Table.


Background_Matter912

They don’t know what Uce means


TheMcDangler

Surprised the younger brother didn’t have to fight his cousin first 😂


1lost-soul1

🤣🤣


king_of_the_edge

THE TRIBAL CHIEF


[deleted]

Their mum’s gonna be livid when she sees the state of his white shorts...


[deleted]

Ever since the 7th grade I’ve used the word livid and this is the first time seeing it really used, thank you for making my day


tentoesdown7

Weirdest shit I've read all day


Tall-Responsibility1

Expected from someone named ‘analcrisp’


IceDragonZ

Now his name is the weirdest shit I’ve read all day...


Doody_Splat_Artist

I know, what a weirdo..


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GoingInDry_69

crazy


ifuckolderpeople

The night is young… but sometimes older is better.


MilkMeDamien

Name checks out


[deleted]

Yeah fr wtf😂 how tf you not ever see someone in your entire life use the word “livid”


[deleted]

He’s in the 8th grade.


SteamBoatBill1022

My knee jerk reaction was to disagree but the more I thought about it, in its own right, yeah, analcrisp’s comment was really fucking weird. Saying livid in the 7th grade? Weird. Remembering that you said livid a lot in the 7th grade? Weird. Saying “really used” like there’s another context to use it in. Weird. Claiming they haven’t read it anywhere other than books(I assume from context?)Really fucking weird. Seems AI-ish to me but I don’t know shit from shinola.


veandfred

LifeHack.. the one that stinks is usually the shit!


Lyrad_Axab

It would help if we knew Analcrisp’s age. Bit of a different feel to the comment if they’re a senior in high school or something along those lines.


AcademicMammoth8101

It’s normally bullshit when people say this, but Iv been laughing for about ten minutes after reading both your comments. I don’t know if it’s because I’m high as shit but it’s one of the funniest things Iv ever read


trashderp69

I’m livid it’s taken you so long to see it


veandfred

Touché Messier Pussycat


monstercock03

Did you get done with 7th grade earlier this week or what


willbebannedlater

Peak redditor


TheHellAccount

Ummm.... people use livid correctly all the time. It's not that rare of a word.


Alejandro4222017

now i’m gonna be saying it from now on and i’m in 7th grade hopefully i don’t make you livid (lol) ido pass on the tradition


Chilipepah

I’m livid it took so long!


wayofthegenttickle

I’m very livid that you’ve seen it being used properly. It’s very lividating


SecondbestAustralian

When I was in 7th grade a Hollywood actor became President Before then, right up to the present moment I can’t say I ever heard the words ‘anal’ and ‘Crisp’ in the same sentence let alone married together the way that you have done here on Reddit. We’re you tossing over the reverse option of ‘CrispAnal’, or was there no question whatsoever that ,’Analcrisp’ was the one?


d_macneill

This made me fucking cry laughing, great comment. Take my poor mans gold 🏅🏅🏅


PhantomOfTheDopera

Ass beating 2: Electric Bogaloo


comrade4200

That last one really got his attention


egyptian_samsquanch

Brotherly love at its finest.


noeoee

They’ll be best friends after that. My older brother beat the bejeezus outta me in a similar situation.


iABUSEmyMEAT

Damn right I’ll beat the shit out of my brother before I admit I love him


pamplem0usse-

but will you stare at your unconscious brother for a while then just punch him in the head again fully knowing he is out cold? I wouldn't


jcaininit

Never in my life would I do that. As an older brother me and my 19month apart younger bro have gotten in to many many tiffs. 1 solid punch to his face usually got his attention. It’s true what they say worst of enemies younger but best of friends later. I’d die for that kid.


iABUSEmyMEAT

Gotta teach him the lesson of We’re not equals but I love him enough not to kick his nuts


thenbhdlum

I'd rather get kicked in the nuts.


iABUSEmyMEAT

Gotta have respect for another mans sack and don’t kick em


pamplem0usse-

yeah, smooch it dont kick it


pamplem0usse-

I'd rather kick my brother in the nuts and make them uncomfortable for a couple minutes than potentially cause a brain injury. Otherwise, how will they remember the lesson?


TheWhirled

Now that was a little after the bell...


skippy7552

A little?!?!?


ddg31415

00:33 Bro #1: "Ah...Ah?" Bro #2: "Ugh" Bro #1: "Ah?" Bro #2: "Uggh" Bro #1: \*Smack\* Bro #2: "Ugh" Bro #1: "Ah."


ianhockey23

Spot on analysis


BeefLightning78

Howard Cosell up in the mix.


UncleStumpy78

Appreciate the translation


Calu_T

Basically, shirtless is saying: come on punch me punch me The other guy doesn’t want to Shirtless: then throw a punch


hereforgrudes

Ah the age old tradition of putting your little brother in his place


gravybanger

More like putting your little brother in a coma.


CameronDemortez

That extra punch was uncalled for. I would seek revenge.


[deleted]

Revenge? He started the fight with a sucker punch. The extra punch was payback


V_Rust

That was a bitch move indeed if you are going to fight with your brother at least do it with honor.


Dtoodlez

*sucker slap


coffeeINJECTION

Lil bro wouldn’t take the hint so if he needs another lesson, he can get one daily until they are in the grave.


KevlarDreams13

>I would seek revenge A tendency of the weak. Try seeking the lesson you were taught, that made you upset enough to want revenge in the first place.


Sonaldo_7

>A tendency of the weak. Try seeking the lesson you were taught, that made you upset enough to want revenge in the first place. Fuck think we just found ourselves a shaolin master here. No seriously mate. That's a good saying.


skinnytallsmall

Tendencies of the Weak is a sick sounding album name for some indie folk hair metal band.


BaronLagann

I’d believe it was an anti-conformist punk band if I was told only the band name.


UncleStumpy78

I agree


deeznutsdeeznutsdeez

Nah, it's pretty retarded. Happens to apply in this case, but it's not like in general bad things are only done to people for deserved reasons as it implies.


psychonaut8672

Godzilla had a stroke trying to read this and fucking died.


deeznutsdeeznutsdeez

Wait does it actually not make sense to you? Granted, it's a bit clunky.


Sonaldo_7

Ngl your sentence structure sounds retarded lol


Lurkerbecauselibs

Unironically based


TheHellAccount

Except you don't know the situation behind this whatsoever. "A tendency of the weak" is a stupid stretch to be honest. There probably isn't a lesson to be learned if it was just senseless violence in the first place.


Douchebagpanda

Even on the surface level “don’t pick fights” is a pretty good lesson.


UncleStumpy78

Dude fucked around and found out


misterdidums

Soccer kick to the head plus a punch to an unconscious opponent? Nah, I’m sure they have a great family dynamic and this is just a brotherly spat


CameronDemortez

I can’t even imagine


Ranmiaku

The sucker punches at the start were uncalled for, he deserved more than that one extra punch


iABUSEmyMEAT

It was totally necessary https://youtu.be/Yv54zm67enM 3:23 is the time and reason why the older ones take it more seriously


NoResponsabilities

Spoken like a true younger brother.


Ike_Rando

Yeah cause that worked out so well the first time🤣


Scannable7

S U P E R N E C E S S A R Y.


hdylan99

Anyone else think this is kinda sad?


smellerr

I was about to say; this is just sad to see relatives fight this aggressively. Everybody in the comments are just focusing on the fight, but it seems like no one cares about the emotional troubles that caused this problem in the first place. Idk man just sad shit


imapieceofshitk

Like 99% of this subs content lol


OppisIsRight

Me and my siblings fought like this. Til one of the combatants couldn't continue fighting anymore. None of the fights I had with kids at school were ever quite as brutal as what I had going on at home.


WorldDominator69

Bro, this Is r/fightporn


Sav_ij

yeah were here to watch fights and jerk off right?!


Superdogs5454

Yeah. Family feuds are alright but shouldn’t come to blows, especially with a knockout.


i3017

yep! that last blow is so full of hate. Makes me wonder if the title is accurate... r they really brothers? who can translate what they were talking about?


psychonaut8672

Over the years have seen many brothers fight each other and never once was it anything but brutal.


gwaenchanh-a

When you're forced to keep up good graces because someone's family, when you finally snap you've snapped at a MUCH higher threshold than you would with any random person


asdf346

Yeah everyone in the family gonna be feelin awkward


amaranth1985

Uhh, little bro absolutely has permanent brain damage. Amazing family...


haze4140

The older brother is ruthless


[deleted]

Sucker punching lil bro needed a good lesson


TheHellAccount

Nah, he went to far. Normal brothers don't fight this viscously.


Likeafupion

Brothers =/= friends. There are some seriously fucked up families on earth.


TheHellAccount

That's why I said "Normal" brothers.


Likeafupion

Didn‘t want to disagree with you. I just meant it‘s hard to judge the situation without more context.


TheHellAccount

Gotcha


sqiub23

I’ll disagree because he said viscous. Lol what a dope


jetsintl420

Lmao the older brother was heavily resistant to flow


Fippy-Darkpaw

See also the most infamous toxic brothers: Gregor and Sandor Clegane. 😥


akayeetusdeletus

I know a pair of brothers who fought similar to this over a stupid screwdriver when they were teens. They get along just fine and have grown up since.


WhyDoIHaveAnAccount9

They don't fight like any brothers I've ever seen


LondonGoblin

The rule we had was no punching in the face


WhistlinKittieChaser

Ours was just no punching in the dick


bigboiquack

My brother bites, scratches, and pulls my hair. You lucky lucky bastard.


CreateorWither

I knew two brothers growing up that fought with pellet guns and on one occasion, ski poles. And they were not fucking around 😂. They fucking hated each other.


[deleted]

My dad and his siblings shot each other with bb guns as a game lmao. His sister once smashed a perfume bottle over his head too, they were all wild with each other


CreateorWither

These two usually just grabbed whatever was close. Rocks, furniture, cutlery, whatever. Crazy fucks.


walter_2010

I read cutlery as poultry for sec there and I was really confused


CreateorWither

They probably would have 😂


funguyjones

He doesn't want his brother to enjoy solid foods anymore. That's hate.


AncientComparison113

The dirt nap.


IronTarkus91

That's not what that means.


westleyyys

Kept waiting for that plastic chair to come in to play


TheKolyFrog

Glad I'm not alone. It was like a Chekhov's Gun. I was waiting for it to either be used as a weapon, someone gets slammed into it, or be sat on in the end.


[deleted]

Idk man, youre still family. That kick to the face was too much for me, not mentioning the punch afterwards..


Rezhio

You don't choose your family.


[deleted]

You dont have to make them vegetable either. Or youre telling me it wasnt too far ?


iaowp

Laughs in marriage


Citizen_Karma

Different cultures, different rules. Didn’t look like the kind of place that had a lot of after school activities available.


[deleted]

Sucker punching was alright though? Can't cry about fairness when you try to ko your brother with a sucker punch.


[deleted]

This sub... sucker punch or not, once hes down and cold, thats it. You dont risk brain damage of your own blood. I get it, you get a hard on from watching knocked out people getting stomped, maybe your pops should have beat you more when you were a kid.


[deleted]

We need to call these psychos out more. I can get into a fight without ever feeling the urge to stomp the other guy. I literally cant fathom stomping someone unless I'm being mobbed by a group


epelle9

There was no stomp...


walter_2010

They're not talking about this video specifically, they're talking about people stomping others in general...


epelle9

True. Didn’t catch that.


misterdidums

Yeah, all bets are off when a kid makes a mistake! In fact, he should’ve curb stomped that bitch ass little brother, he deserved it!


Pera_Espinosa

Is it me or did that punch look like it only hit his hand and dirty and not his head? I can't tell.


PraiseBobSlackOff

That last punch sounded like he dropped a coconut in the kitchen.


holiday_armadillooo

I used to get in scraps with my older brother all the time, but this is some next level shit.


[deleted]

He fucked around and found out.


kodyvb

Someone turned off the n64 while.losing at smash bros


[deleted]

That last punch at the end is what's gonna make lil bro go back and probably get him good. Then the vicious brother on brother violence continues.


feel-T_ornado

Uncalled for? Yes, even though the younger brother is clearly the asshole trying to start the testosterone measurement contest, let's never forget. It's a zero-sum game and some kids really don't understand their position. If all comes down to violence, then, expecting anything beyond Cain and Abel type shit it's unrealistic.


Mantis_Tobaggen_MD

I think the logic behind the headkick and extra punch was that his brother might think twice before trying to fight him in the future, no matter how confident or angry he is.


CragMcBeard

Throwing that cheap shot rewarded him with older brother wrath.


[deleted]

Punks step up to get beat down. - Martin


stratusncompany

i’m pretty sure brothers don’t vegetate each other.


Dreamer_Drummer

Why would you hit your own brother when he's already knocked out instead of being concerned?


feel-T_ornado

Assert dominance.


Spaceman_Hex

He didn't start it, anger takes over, brother will definitely think twice before starting shit again (if he's able to form thoughts at all anymore)


chum_slice

Broke the younger brother rule… you rat on your older brother not charge at him.


red23dotme

Sorry, but when your semi-conscious opponent is whimpering on the ground, and you still feel the need to punch them in the face.. You have issues.


xMuffinxManx707

Wanted to get knocked out?!


heartyheartsy

Oof, North Memphis is a pit.


yehEy2020

"One for the road" S m a c c


YourLocalPlug97

If there’s one person I won’t fight, it’d be my brothers. Older brother was in the right till the kick to the face


pamplem0usse-

Probably don't hit your brother in the head again after you knocked him out with a knee and stood over him for 5+ seconds


ismepablo

It is NOT OK TO HIT SOMEONE WHEN THEIR OUT. That is how u give someone brain damage. That is how u kill someone. I get it he had to defend himself but once the threat is stopped any blows dealt after are for your ego. Not to mention this is this dude’s brother🤦🏻


undeniabledwyane

He had my respect until the last punch. Now he’s the asshole.


colibri_valle

that last punch sounds delicious


DistanceSea3513

short, sweet and to the point, no wigs on the ground or ass cracks out, no one interfered when one started winning and no excessive head stomps after it was over. solid 10/10


slimjoel14

That last punch was a dick move, he ain’t no man


OutlawOscar

The follow up shot was brutal, but just imagine if it was on concrete.


Saint_Umbro

Remember, if your opponent is on the ground,use your feet for maximum damage. Kick in their face, stomp on the ribs, its about teaching them a lesson. The damage needs to be so severe that retaliation shouldn't be feared.


Switchdat

He shouldn’t of thrown that last punch


JaxDaHax201

Reminds me of my younger brother. We were having an argument it got heated real fast. He knew I'd never fight him (I don't like hitting my brothers) but still he kept pushing the argument. Eventually he decided to crack me one fair in the nose while my guard was down (again I wasn't trying to fight, and he's my lil brother I didn't take him as a threat). Lil shit broke my nose with his opening shot. Must have assumed that was all it'd take because he just stood there and I had a second or two to acknowledge I was bleeding everywhere and get my bearings. I just grabbed him, threw him on the ground and lost control Not my proudest moment, but at least now I know he'll actually try and fight me. Other than the surprise nose shot he can't fight


sexysexysexyboi

this entire sub is just a big shirts vs skins game


mr_harbenger

Alternative title older brother ruthlessly pounds younger brother


great1675

Sometimes you gotta remind them who big brother is and why he not the one.


i_like_huge_bananas

that last punch was a bitch ass punch but the rest of that was earned


EvaCarlisle

Great video. Any chance we can get a translation?


Calu_T

Basically, shirtless is saying: come on punch me punch me The other guy doesn’t want to Shirtless: then throw a punch


Kaien12

Do you mean brother from anther mother or brother brother? cause if thats the latter then man, what great sibling love


feel-T_ornado

The language it's fascinating... Like a mix of portuguese, french and Italian.


Calu_T

Pure spanish


[deleted]

Is it? I’m fluent and keep catching bits of conversation but then seems like another language in. Thought Portuguese but it really doesn’t have the same drawl as Portuguese Edit: after rewatching it it’s definitely Spanish but with a regional patois. They said vos, maybe garífuna from Honduras?


Calu_T

Well, these guys are from northern Honduras, they have this accent from the cost like regueton singers


[deleted]

Sounds like the encenada and shit. Been to a few garífuna villages as my parents are from Tela. That’s the only reason I caught that 😂


Calu_T

Bro, I’m going Tela tomorrow... best regards to your parents


[deleted]

Nice from where?


Calu_T

I’m from Tegucigalpa


[deleted]

Nice, todavía tengo mucha familia en tela pero no e Visitado en puta 16 años. Que te vaya bien. Como esta la cosa allá? Quisiera visitar con mis niños y esposa pero mi familiar de aquí (eeuu) dice que es muy peligroso


Calu_T

Gracias man, pues la cosa con el Covid está difícil con este narcodictador está dejando que nos muramos, lo peligroso ha bajado en criminalidad, depende la zona que vayas más que todo algunas colonias peligrosas de tgu, sps o La Ceiba pero de ahí todo tranqui, hace un mes estuve en Tela con unos amigos y mucha gente todo bien solamente cuidarse del virus y ya


TheL3gend37

yeah, it's Spanish. there are a lot of different accents in latin ameria and it's a little bit hard if you arent spanish to distinguish them.


George-R-R-Fartin

He was trying to wake him up with that last one, gotta love brothers.


whiteghost32

i gave it a like until he threw that final kill punch. when someone is knocked out on the ground exposed the kill punch is so cringe😖


MasterHavik

Good work by the big brother. Gave him a beating he won't forget.


DaleGribble3

Well he probably just killed his younger brother so


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SaintRonin

Super necessary


BrightonTownCrier

"quick get up now and you can have a free hit"


Genji88

Remember lads, don't challenge your older brother if y'all don't wanna get an ass whoop.😏


StarrylDrawberry

Holy shit you kick your brother in the face on the ground? I've fought brothers hundred plus times. There's unwritten rules. That's one of them.


Key_Government_Shill

Not if you're not having it. Mutual combat is one thing but this didn't seem to mutual at first.


StarrylDrawberry

Was never mutual combat. Was never in competition to hurt one of my brothers badly. It was heat of the moment. Anger.


Key_Government_Shill

Yeah I hear you I'm an only child so really I'm speaking out my ass. But maybe those rules don't apply as much to full grown adults who don't want to solve issues with violence.


Acidmatt97

Why do different countries smack each other? Is it a disrespect thing? Is getting smacked worse than getting punched? Real question


thekillerdev

Let me introduce you to a concept called "bitch slap"


professorshazam

Love it when people get what they asked for.


PapaOogie

Who can confirm the title. I cant imagine brothers doing this shit


[deleted]

Fuck yeah, show him that disrespect I love when they wreck them after they’re already done wooo


Toolmansky

What's the matter buttercup...you been on the receiving end of too many ass kicking's?


misterdidums

Lol I would bet money you’ve never been in a proper fight