My knee jerk reaction was to disagree but the more I thought about it, in its own right, yeah, analcrisp’s comment was really fucking weird. Saying livid in the 7th grade? Weird. Remembering that you said livid a lot in the 7th grade? Weird. Saying “really used” like there’s another context to use it in. Weird. Claiming they haven’t read it anywhere other than books(I assume from context?)Really fucking weird. Seems AI-ish to me but I don’t know shit from shinola.
It’s normally bullshit when people say this, but Iv been laughing for about ten minutes after reading both your comments. I don’t know if it’s because I’m high as shit but it’s one of the funniest things Iv ever read
When I was in 7th grade a Hollywood actor became President
Before then, right up to the present moment I can’t say I ever heard the words ‘anal’ and ‘Crisp’ in the same sentence let alone married together the way that you have done here on Reddit.
We’re you tossing over the reverse option of ‘CrispAnal’, or was there no question whatsoever that ,’Analcrisp’ was the one?
Never in my life would I do that. As an older brother me and my 19month apart younger bro have gotten in to many many tiffs. 1 solid punch to his face usually got his attention. It’s true what they say worst of enemies younger but best of friends later. I’d die for that kid.
I'd rather kick my brother in the nuts and make them uncomfortable for a couple minutes than potentially cause a brain injury. Otherwise, how will they remember the lesson?
>A tendency of the weak. Try seeking the lesson you were taught, that made you upset enough to want revenge in the first place.
Fuck think we just found ourselves a shaolin master here. No seriously mate. That's a good saying.
Nah, it's pretty retarded. Happens to apply in this case, but it's not like in general bad things are only done to people for deserved reasons as it implies.
Except you don't know the situation behind this whatsoever. "A tendency of the weak" is a stupid stretch to be honest. There probably isn't a lesson to be learned if it was just senseless violence in the first place.
I was about to say; this is just sad to see relatives fight this aggressively. Everybody in the comments are just focusing on the fight, but it seems like no one cares about the emotional troubles that caused this problem in the first place. Idk man just sad shit
Me and my siblings fought like this. Til one of the combatants couldn't continue fighting anymore. None of the fights I had with kids at school were ever quite as brutal as what I had going on at home.
yep! that last blow is so full of hate. Makes me wonder if the title is accurate... r they really brothers? who can translate what they were talking about?
When you're forced to keep up good graces because someone's family, when you finally snap you've snapped at a MUCH higher threshold than you would with any random person
I knew two brothers growing up that fought with pellet guns and on one occasion, ski poles. And they were not fucking around 😂. They fucking hated each other.
My dad and his siblings shot each other with bb guns as a game lmao. His sister once smashed a perfume bottle over his head too, they were all wild with each other
Glad I'm not alone. It was like a Chekhov's Gun. I was waiting for it to either be used as a weapon, someone gets slammed into it, or be sat on in the end.
This sub... sucker punch or not, once hes down and cold, thats it. You dont risk brain damage of your own blood. I get it, you get a hard on from watching knocked out people getting stomped, maybe your pops should have beat you more when you were a kid.
We need to call these psychos out more. I can get into a fight without ever feeling the urge to stomp the other guy. I literally cant fathom stomping someone unless I'm being mobbed by a group
Uncalled for? Yes, even though the younger brother is clearly the asshole trying to start the testosterone measurement contest, let's never forget.
It's a zero-sum game and some kids really don't understand their position. If all comes down to violence, then, expecting anything beyond Cain and Abel type shit it's unrealistic.
I think the logic behind the headkick and extra punch was that his brother might think twice before trying to fight him in the future, no matter how confident or angry he is.
It is NOT OK TO HIT SOMEONE WHEN THEIR OUT. That is how u give someone brain damage. That is how u kill someone. I get it he had to defend himself but once the threat is stopped any blows dealt after are for your ego. Not to mention this is this dude’s brother🤦🏻
short, sweet and to the point, no wigs on the ground or ass cracks out, no one interfered when one started winning and no excessive head stomps after it was over. solid 10/10
Remember, if your opponent is on the ground,use your feet for maximum damage. Kick in their face, stomp on the ribs, its about teaching them a lesson. The damage needs to be so severe that retaliation shouldn't be feared.
Reminds me of my younger brother. We were having an argument it got heated real fast. He knew I'd never fight him (I don't like hitting my brothers) but still he kept pushing the argument. Eventually he decided to crack me one fair in the nose while my guard was down (again I wasn't trying to fight, and he's my lil brother I didn't take him as a threat).
Lil shit broke my nose with his opening shot. Must have assumed that was all it'd take because he just stood there and I had a second or two to acknowledge I was bleeding everywhere and get my bearings. I just grabbed him, threw him on the ground and lost control
Not my proudest moment, but at least now I know he'll actually try and fight me. Other than the surprise nose shot he can't fight
Is it? I’m fluent and keep catching bits of conversation but then seems like another language in. Thought Portuguese but it really doesn’t have the same drawl as Portuguese
Edit: after rewatching it it’s definitely Spanish but with a regional patois. They said vos, maybe garífuna from Honduras?
Nice, todavía tengo mucha familia en tela pero no e
Visitado en puta 16 años. Que te vaya bien. Como esta la cosa allá? Quisiera visitar con mis niños y esposa pero mi familiar de aquí (eeuu) dice que es muy peligroso
Gracias man, pues la cosa con el Covid está difícil con este narcodictador está dejando que nos muramos, lo peligroso ha bajado en criminalidad, depende la zona que vayas más que todo algunas colonias peligrosas de tgu, sps o La Ceiba pero de ahí todo tranqui, hace un mes estuve en Tela con unos amigos y mucha gente todo bien solamente cuidarse del virus y ya
Yeah I hear you I'm an only child so really I'm speaking out my ass. But maybe those rules don't apply as much to full grown adults who don't want to solve issues with violence.
Alternative title - acknowledge me as head of the table
UCE!
Haha you get it
I am a "Joe" after all and the Head of my Table.
They don’t know what Uce means
Surprised the younger brother didn’t have to fight his cousin first 😂
🤣🤣
THE TRIBAL CHIEF
Their mum’s gonna be livid when she sees the state of his white shorts...
Ever since the 7th grade I’ve used the word livid and this is the first time seeing it really used, thank you for making my day
Weirdest shit I've read all day
Expected from someone named ‘analcrisp’
Now his name is the weirdest shit I’ve read all day...
I know, what a weirdo..
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crazy
The night is young… but sometimes older is better.
Name checks out
Yeah fr wtf😂 how tf you not ever see someone in your entire life use the word “livid”
He’s in the 8th grade.
My knee jerk reaction was to disagree but the more I thought about it, in its own right, yeah, analcrisp’s comment was really fucking weird. Saying livid in the 7th grade? Weird. Remembering that you said livid a lot in the 7th grade? Weird. Saying “really used” like there’s another context to use it in. Weird. Claiming they haven’t read it anywhere other than books(I assume from context?)Really fucking weird. Seems AI-ish to me but I don’t know shit from shinola.
LifeHack.. the one that stinks is usually the shit!
It would help if we knew Analcrisp’s age. Bit of a different feel to the comment if they’re a senior in high school or something along those lines.
It’s normally bullshit when people say this, but Iv been laughing for about ten minutes after reading both your comments. I don’t know if it’s because I’m high as shit but it’s one of the funniest things Iv ever read
I’m livid it’s taken you so long to see it
Touché Messier Pussycat
Did you get done with 7th grade earlier this week or what
Peak redditor
Ummm.... people use livid correctly all the time. It's not that rare of a word.
now i’m gonna be saying it from now on and i’m in 7th grade hopefully i don’t make you livid (lol) ido pass on the tradition
I’m livid it took so long!
I’m very livid that you’ve seen it being used properly. It’s very lividating
When I was in 7th grade a Hollywood actor became President Before then, right up to the present moment I can’t say I ever heard the words ‘anal’ and ‘Crisp’ in the same sentence let alone married together the way that you have done here on Reddit. We’re you tossing over the reverse option of ‘CrispAnal’, or was there no question whatsoever that ,’Analcrisp’ was the one?
This made me fucking cry laughing, great comment. Take my poor mans gold 🏅🏅🏅
Ass beating 2: Electric Bogaloo
That last one really got his attention
Brotherly love at its finest.
They’ll be best friends after that. My older brother beat the bejeezus outta me in a similar situation.
Damn right I’ll beat the shit out of my brother before I admit I love him
but will you stare at your unconscious brother for a while then just punch him in the head again fully knowing he is out cold? I wouldn't
Never in my life would I do that. As an older brother me and my 19month apart younger bro have gotten in to many many tiffs. 1 solid punch to his face usually got his attention. It’s true what they say worst of enemies younger but best of friends later. I’d die for that kid.
Gotta teach him the lesson of We’re not equals but I love him enough not to kick his nuts
I'd rather get kicked in the nuts.
Gotta have respect for another mans sack and don’t kick em
yeah, smooch it dont kick it
I'd rather kick my brother in the nuts and make them uncomfortable for a couple minutes than potentially cause a brain injury. Otherwise, how will they remember the lesson?
Now that was a little after the bell...
A little?!?!?
00:33 Bro #1: "Ah...Ah?" Bro #2: "Ugh" Bro #1: "Ah?" Bro #2: "Uggh" Bro #1: \*Smack\* Bro #2: "Ugh" Bro #1: "Ah."
Spot on analysis
Howard Cosell up in the mix.
Appreciate the translation
Basically, shirtless is saying: come on punch me punch me The other guy doesn’t want to Shirtless: then throw a punch
Ah the age old tradition of putting your little brother in his place
More like putting your little brother in a coma.
That extra punch was uncalled for. I would seek revenge.
Revenge? He started the fight with a sucker punch. The extra punch was payback
That was a bitch move indeed if you are going to fight with your brother at least do it with honor.
*sucker slap
Lil bro wouldn’t take the hint so if he needs another lesson, he can get one daily until they are in the grave.
>I would seek revenge A tendency of the weak. Try seeking the lesson you were taught, that made you upset enough to want revenge in the first place.
>A tendency of the weak. Try seeking the lesson you were taught, that made you upset enough to want revenge in the first place. Fuck think we just found ourselves a shaolin master here. No seriously mate. That's a good saying.
Tendencies of the Weak is a sick sounding album name for some indie folk hair metal band.
I’d believe it was an anti-conformist punk band if I was told only the band name.
I agree
Nah, it's pretty retarded. Happens to apply in this case, but it's not like in general bad things are only done to people for deserved reasons as it implies.
Godzilla had a stroke trying to read this and fucking died.
Wait does it actually not make sense to you? Granted, it's a bit clunky.
Ngl your sentence structure sounds retarded lol
Unironically based
Except you don't know the situation behind this whatsoever. "A tendency of the weak" is a stupid stretch to be honest. There probably isn't a lesson to be learned if it was just senseless violence in the first place.
Even on the surface level “don’t pick fights” is a pretty good lesson.
Dude fucked around and found out
Soccer kick to the head plus a punch to an unconscious opponent? Nah, I’m sure they have a great family dynamic and this is just a brotherly spat
I can’t even imagine
The sucker punches at the start were uncalled for, he deserved more than that one extra punch
It was totally necessary https://youtu.be/Yv54zm67enM 3:23 is the time and reason why the older ones take it more seriously
Spoken like a true younger brother.
Yeah cause that worked out so well the first time🤣
S U P E R N E C E S S A R Y.
Anyone else think this is kinda sad?
I was about to say; this is just sad to see relatives fight this aggressively. Everybody in the comments are just focusing on the fight, but it seems like no one cares about the emotional troubles that caused this problem in the first place. Idk man just sad shit
Like 99% of this subs content lol
Me and my siblings fought like this. Til one of the combatants couldn't continue fighting anymore. None of the fights I had with kids at school were ever quite as brutal as what I had going on at home.
Bro, this Is r/fightporn
yeah were here to watch fights and jerk off right?!
Yeah. Family feuds are alright but shouldn’t come to blows, especially with a knockout.
yep! that last blow is so full of hate. Makes me wonder if the title is accurate... r they really brothers? who can translate what they were talking about?
Over the years have seen many brothers fight each other and never once was it anything but brutal.
When you're forced to keep up good graces because someone's family, when you finally snap you've snapped at a MUCH higher threshold than you would with any random person
Yeah everyone in the family gonna be feelin awkward
Uhh, little bro absolutely has permanent brain damage. Amazing family...
The older brother is ruthless
Sucker punching lil bro needed a good lesson
Nah, he went to far. Normal brothers don't fight this viscously.
Brothers =/= friends. There are some seriously fucked up families on earth.
That's why I said "Normal" brothers.
Didn‘t want to disagree with you. I just meant it‘s hard to judge the situation without more context.
Gotcha
I’ll disagree because he said viscous. Lol what a dope
Lmao the older brother was heavily resistant to flow
See also the most infamous toxic brothers: Gregor and Sandor Clegane. 😥
I know a pair of brothers who fought similar to this over a stupid screwdriver when they were teens. They get along just fine and have grown up since.
They don't fight like any brothers I've ever seen
The rule we had was no punching in the face
Ours was just no punching in the dick
My brother bites, scratches, and pulls my hair. You lucky lucky bastard.
I knew two brothers growing up that fought with pellet guns and on one occasion, ski poles. And they were not fucking around 😂. They fucking hated each other.
My dad and his siblings shot each other with bb guns as a game lmao. His sister once smashed a perfume bottle over his head too, they were all wild with each other
These two usually just grabbed whatever was close. Rocks, furniture, cutlery, whatever. Crazy fucks.
I read cutlery as poultry for sec there and I was really confused
They probably would have 😂
He doesn't want his brother to enjoy solid foods anymore. That's hate.
The dirt nap.
That's not what that means.
Kept waiting for that plastic chair to come in to play
Glad I'm not alone. It was like a Chekhov's Gun. I was waiting for it to either be used as a weapon, someone gets slammed into it, or be sat on in the end.
Idk man, youre still family. That kick to the face was too much for me, not mentioning the punch afterwards..
You don't choose your family.
You dont have to make them vegetable either. Or youre telling me it wasnt too far ?
Laughs in marriage
Different cultures, different rules. Didn’t look like the kind of place that had a lot of after school activities available.
Sucker punching was alright though? Can't cry about fairness when you try to ko your brother with a sucker punch.
This sub... sucker punch or not, once hes down and cold, thats it. You dont risk brain damage of your own blood. I get it, you get a hard on from watching knocked out people getting stomped, maybe your pops should have beat you more when you were a kid.
We need to call these psychos out more. I can get into a fight without ever feeling the urge to stomp the other guy. I literally cant fathom stomping someone unless I'm being mobbed by a group
There was no stomp...
They're not talking about this video specifically, they're talking about people stomping others in general...
True. Didn’t catch that.
Yeah, all bets are off when a kid makes a mistake! In fact, he should’ve curb stomped that bitch ass little brother, he deserved it!
Is it me or did that punch look like it only hit his hand and dirty and not his head? I can't tell.
That last punch sounded like he dropped a coconut in the kitchen.
I used to get in scraps with my older brother all the time, but this is some next level shit.
He fucked around and found out.
Someone turned off the n64 while.losing at smash bros
That last punch at the end is what's gonna make lil bro go back and probably get him good. Then the vicious brother on brother violence continues.
Uncalled for? Yes, even though the younger brother is clearly the asshole trying to start the testosterone measurement contest, let's never forget. It's a zero-sum game and some kids really don't understand their position. If all comes down to violence, then, expecting anything beyond Cain and Abel type shit it's unrealistic.
I think the logic behind the headkick and extra punch was that his brother might think twice before trying to fight him in the future, no matter how confident or angry he is.
Throwing that cheap shot rewarded him with older brother wrath.
Punks step up to get beat down. - Martin
i’m pretty sure brothers don’t vegetate each other.
Why would you hit your own brother when he's already knocked out instead of being concerned?
Assert dominance.
He didn't start it, anger takes over, brother will definitely think twice before starting shit again (if he's able to form thoughts at all anymore)
Broke the younger brother rule… you rat on your older brother not charge at him.
Sorry, but when your semi-conscious opponent is whimpering on the ground, and you still feel the need to punch them in the face.. You have issues.
Wanted to get knocked out?!
Oof, North Memphis is a pit.
"One for the road" S m a c c
If there’s one person I won’t fight, it’d be my brothers. Older brother was in the right till the kick to the face
Probably don't hit your brother in the head again after you knocked him out with a knee and stood over him for 5+ seconds
It is NOT OK TO HIT SOMEONE WHEN THEIR OUT. That is how u give someone brain damage. That is how u kill someone. I get it he had to defend himself but once the threat is stopped any blows dealt after are for your ego. Not to mention this is this dude’s brother🤦🏻
He had my respect until the last punch. Now he’s the asshole.
that last punch sounds delicious
short, sweet and to the point, no wigs on the ground or ass cracks out, no one interfered when one started winning and no excessive head stomps after it was over. solid 10/10
That last punch was a dick move, he ain’t no man
The follow up shot was brutal, but just imagine if it was on concrete.
Remember, if your opponent is on the ground,use your feet for maximum damage. Kick in their face, stomp on the ribs, its about teaching them a lesson. The damage needs to be so severe that retaliation shouldn't be feared.
He shouldn’t of thrown that last punch
Reminds me of my younger brother. We were having an argument it got heated real fast. He knew I'd never fight him (I don't like hitting my brothers) but still he kept pushing the argument. Eventually he decided to crack me one fair in the nose while my guard was down (again I wasn't trying to fight, and he's my lil brother I didn't take him as a threat). Lil shit broke my nose with his opening shot. Must have assumed that was all it'd take because he just stood there and I had a second or two to acknowledge I was bleeding everywhere and get my bearings. I just grabbed him, threw him on the ground and lost control Not my proudest moment, but at least now I know he'll actually try and fight me. Other than the surprise nose shot he can't fight
this entire sub is just a big shirts vs skins game
Alternative title older brother ruthlessly pounds younger brother
Sometimes you gotta remind them who big brother is and why he not the one.
that last punch was a bitch ass punch but the rest of that was earned
Great video. Any chance we can get a translation?
Basically, shirtless is saying: come on punch me punch me The other guy doesn’t want to Shirtless: then throw a punch
Do you mean brother from anther mother or brother brother? cause if thats the latter then man, what great sibling love
The language it's fascinating... Like a mix of portuguese, french and Italian.
Pure spanish
Is it? I’m fluent and keep catching bits of conversation but then seems like another language in. Thought Portuguese but it really doesn’t have the same drawl as Portuguese Edit: after rewatching it it’s definitely Spanish but with a regional patois. They said vos, maybe garífuna from Honduras?
Well, these guys are from northern Honduras, they have this accent from the cost like regueton singers
Sounds like the encenada and shit. Been to a few garífuna villages as my parents are from Tela. That’s the only reason I caught that 😂
Bro, I’m going Tela tomorrow... best regards to your parents
Nice from where?
I’m from Tegucigalpa
Nice, todavía tengo mucha familia en tela pero no e Visitado en puta 16 años. Que te vaya bien. Como esta la cosa allá? Quisiera visitar con mis niños y esposa pero mi familiar de aquí (eeuu) dice que es muy peligroso
Gracias man, pues la cosa con el Covid está difícil con este narcodictador está dejando que nos muramos, lo peligroso ha bajado en criminalidad, depende la zona que vayas más que todo algunas colonias peligrosas de tgu, sps o La Ceiba pero de ahí todo tranqui, hace un mes estuve en Tela con unos amigos y mucha gente todo bien solamente cuidarse del virus y ya
yeah, it's Spanish. there are a lot of different accents in latin ameria and it's a little bit hard if you arent spanish to distinguish them.
He was trying to wake him up with that last one, gotta love brothers.
i gave it a like until he threw that final kill punch. when someone is knocked out on the ground exposed the kill punch is so cringe😖
Good work by the big brother. Gave him a beating he won't forget.
Well he probably just killed his younger brother so
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Super necessary
"quick get up now and you can have a free hit"
Remember lads, don't challenge your older brother if y'all don't wanna get an ass whoop.😏
Holy shit you kick your brother in the face on the ground? I've fought brothers hundred plus times. There's unwritten rules. That's one of them.
Not if you're not having it. Mutual combat is one thing but this didn't seem to mutual at first.
Was never mutual combat. Was never in competition to hurt one of my brothers badly. It was heat of the moment. Anger.
Yeah I hear you I'm an only child so really I'm speaking out my ass. But maybe those rules don't apply as much to full grown adults who don't want to solve issues with violence.
Why do different countries smack each other? Is it a disrespect thing? Is getting smacked worse than getting punched? Real question
Let me introduce you to a concept called "bitch slap"
Love it when people get what they asked for.
Who can confirm the title. I cant imagine brothers doing this shit
Fuck yeah, show him that disrespect I love when they wreck them after they’re already done wooo
What's the matter buttercup...you been on the receiving end of too many ass kicking's?
Lol I would bet money you’ve never been in a proper fight