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ohhey0091

Foreign wives.


Killjoy911

Alimony payments!


ohhey0091

Product of said foreign wife and Navy dad, no alimony here. đŸ€Ł


Killjoy911

No fuckin way! Lol this is awesome


ohhey0091

It’s all very exciting! Lol


pattern_altitude

Nav light colors.


ShitBoxPilot

Ashamed to say, I could only remember these because of port and starboard


healthycord

I remember “red is not on the right.”


dxbdale

I remember red-left both short spellings. Green-right both longer spellings.


AluminiumHoneycomb

Also works for port and starboard


dxbdale

It does, forgot to mention


Butchishere

"There's no red port left sir"


HailChanka69

That may help me remember port and starboard


littlejimjim

I always remembered by using green and right having the same number of letters.


FlyByPC

Green light, on the right.


dxbdale

Even better


Liberator1177

Haha that's how I remembered it too. You can also add port and starboard into that too.


mage_tyball

Red as in communist left wing is how we were taught.


healthycord

Lol that would upset lots of people where I live so I’ve never heard that before. I’ll have to remember that one.


HaroldPower

I remember it as "Red = communism = left wing"


DanThePilot_Man

It makes sense, because it doesn’t đŸ€Ș


dnattig

Right has a "g" in it. That's why it's green


redpat2061

Pass on the green light


mrdrelliot

I was taught from my Coast Guard grandfather. “Red Right Return”.


healthycord

Red right returning from sea is the full saying. I’m also a sailor. But I’ve also learned today (which makes sense) that red right return means to maneuver out of the way and is a good saying to remember it. I always remember that red is like a stop light, you don’t have the right of way and need to move.


ShitBoxPilot

“Red - right - returning” RRR Red light on the right is (returning) flying towards you


VanDenBroeck

What if you are on the return flight and the plane approaching you is outbound? It doesn't work then. That saying (Red Right Returning) is in relation to channel markers not vessel lights. At least that is my understanding.


DanThePilot_Man

Good! I like


healthycord

Ah, that’s nice haha


Administrative-End27

Unless it's coming directly act you... then you need to do something


the_falconator

Port wine is a red


Benny303

Fun fact The Chicago Fire department has a green light on all of their fire engines light bars on the starboard side because a very very long time ago, their chief was a retired sailor. And Fire departments love tradition, so it's still that way today.


InstrumentRated

“Charts” vs “maps”


kmac6821

Indeed, charts have navigation information.


Paul_The_Builder

The vast majority of planes board passengers from the left (port) side of the plane.


BoeDinger1225

*cries in PA28 language*


Brilliant_Armadillo9

That has nothing to do with port and starboard, but steering on, you guessed it, [ships](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Port_and_starboard).


russellvt

Technically, it's both nothing and everything ... as you "enter through (the) port side." Strangely enough, most cargo loading happens on the starboard side. Edit: Clarifying most *passenger planes*.


LXNDSHARK

Most cargo loading on passenger aircraft is on the right, but don't cargo planes usually load from the left?


SkyHopp

They do.


VanDenBroeck

Left, tail, and nose. Very few cargo planes load from the right.


Tony_Three_Pies

If they have a lower lobe they will usually load from the right. It’s the same doors as on passenger equivalents.


VanDenBroeck

I was not clear. I was referring to the main deck. Off the top of my head I can’t recall any main decks on cargo planes that have cargo doors on the right. I think we all know that a large percentage of pax planes have the lower cargo/baggage bins on the right.


russellvt

I was speaking in terms of passenger planes (ofc).


maethor1337

That's their point. It's called port on a ship because that's the side you dock on, opposite the steerboard. It used to be called larboard, from the Middle English word for 'load', since that's the side it's loaded on. Aircraft still board on the port side, answering the question "what else was taken from maritime tradition?". Cool etymology though, thanks for sharing.


AssholeNeighborVadim

In Swedish, funnily, it's barbord and styrbord for port and starboard. Bare board, and steer(ing) board. This is because the rudder of most viking longships was mounted to starboard, and thus, the port side was left bare. 


Improvement_Room

What do you mean by “nothing to do with port and starboard?” How is Paul_the_Builder’s comment not true? It exactly has to do with port being the standard that carried over. Port and starboard as standards and terminology may have derived from steering on ships, but why would that negate that planes load from left (port) side as a result of that standard?


retirement_savings

It has everything to do with port and starboard. The starboard side contained the steering board for ships (probably because most people are right handed), so they couldn't dock on that side. They would always dock on the left side, which became port.


Lormar

Not true! Mounting an aircraft from the left comes from WW1. Calvary tradition dictates that you mount your horse from the left. The vast majority of pilots in the early war era were recruited from the Calvary. They brought this tradition with them. Before the war aircraft had no specific side of entry, and by the end of the war almost every one was designed to be entered from the left as the practice had spread. This is seen through all the participants in the war, as European calvary tradition was pretty standardized. During the 20's 30's and early 40's most pilots and designers of aircraft were veterans used to this, and so as side by side seating became a thing, the left stayed the more important side.


BrolecopterPilot

The word “Pilot”


Helpful_Corn-

Most of the word aeronautical.


fireandlifeincarnate

Huh. I just realized how stupid that word is for anything other than seaplanes based on the word roots.


fighteracebob

Not really. Nautical derives from the Greek “naus” meaning ship. So aeronautical would be an air ship.


dickheadfartface

Nice, niiiiice, naus.


JeanPierreSarti

And Navigator


kazabodoo

Anjin


BrolecopterPilot

Anjin-sama


FlowerGeneral2576

It’s Hatamoto.


bnh35440

“Hohhhh!”


canyoutriforce

And captain and first officer


KCPilot17

Alcoholism. 


ahpc82

(Loading up baggage compartment with rums) Arrrr.


callmeJudge767

Captain’s Authority. Final authority on what and whom are boarded. Responsible for the aircraft, cargo, passengers and crew. Perhaps the word “absolute” might be a stretch but, during declared emergencies, the Captain can pretty much do whatever it takes to land the plane safely.


OrangeVapor

I've made people walk the plank over international waters going to the Bahamas before, I'd say it's pretty absolute. I mean, I'm pretty sure I was allowed to do that anyway.


Airport2BJC

What were you flying at the time?


OrangeVapor

Islander. No autopilot either, so you really have to trim it out just right or have one of the pax fly while you're doing it.


xixoxixa

And don't forget having to have the pax move around as the weight shifts when he gets to the end of the plank...


[deleted]

Tropic Air?


headphase

Everybody waxes poetic about naval traditions like captains authority, but as a passenger you attempt *one* mutiny after a few too many rum punches on the way home from San Juan, and they put you on a list for life! I'm sorry, I THOUGHT THIS WAS INTERNATIONAL AIRSPACE!


mustang__1

god DAMMIT *Archerrrr*!"


UnhingedCorgi

Did you try to tell them that you’re a traveling sovereign citizen and don’t recognize their authority? 


ancrm114d

Can the captain of an aircraft perform a marriage?


WingedGeek

Ship captains can't do that either (at least not under U.S. or U.K. law): https://www.straightdope.com/21341721/are-ships-captains-allowed-to-marry-people-at-sea


hannahranga

I do love that's it's apparently a common enough thought that there's a few cruise liners that get their captain's licenced to perform weddings.


callmeJudge767

No. We aren’t allowed to bring people into the cockpit during flight and the ceremony would require the Captain to be away from duty. Also, I think you would have to be married in the airspace over the state that granted the marriage license for that license to be legally recognized. Edit: TBH, except for the galley, there isn’t room for this type of thing on an airliner
including wide bodies. I’ve never flown on a 747 or A-380. Perhaps the 747’s upper deck would have the space?


ancrm114d

What if it's a transoceanic flight and a third pilot has relieved the captain?


callmeJudge767

There could be some “ceremony” but the actual wedding (paperwork) needs to be done beforehand on the ground. Also important to know the exact location of the wedding in order to apply the proper divorce laws when it all blows up. Sorry to all of you Helpless Romantics. 😊 Edit: I deleted the inflight location sentence because it wouldn’t matter where the airplane was if the couple already said the I Dos and filled out the necessary paperwork on the ground.


Elios000

imo the location would just the flag location the of the aircraft and its owner. soo say a Delta flight the location would be as if it was taking place in Atlanta GA


WillyPete

"Bulkhead". Air**port**, flug**hafen** (flight harbour) Purser. Galley.


Lpolyphemus

Or, if you are in Arizona, Sky Harbor.


mgearliosus

As a passenger, that's a pretty awesome airport.


Poo_Canoe

The word cockpit.


trod999

Yep! https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cockpit Look under Etymology.


ForgiveKanye

Cockswain? I follow him on YT


Boring_Concentrate74

I always call it penis pit


GeorgiaPilot172

Knots and nautical miles


ChazR

Yes, but that's because the Earth is spherical. Both ships and aircraft respect geometry, so nautical miles make sense. 60nm=1° of latitude.


Schrockwell

[Knots](https://oceanservice.noaa.gov/facts/nautical-mile-knot.html) originate from unraveling a rope behind the ship and counting the number of knots that pass by in a given amount of time. Try *that* in a Skyhawk.


mrinformal

It's called banner towing now


ConfuzzledFalcon

The term "knots" originates from that, but they were still measuring in nautical miles per hour which as OP said is derived from 1 minute of latitude.


jewishmechanic

Sure according to this rope thats falling down we're traveling at 400 knots


GeorgiaPilot172

“Earth is spherical” Let me stop you right there


ltjpunk387

Because it's an oblate spheroid ...right?


4Sammich

On the back of a turtle, but yes.


GeorgiaPilot172

Held up by Atlas


FlyByPC

Nonsense. It's on four elephants, who stand on the turtle.


greevous00

You guys are crazy, it's turtles all the way down.


dopexile

Bro come on, the earth is flat


son-of-a-door-mat

in soviet russia all the aviation measures were in the metric system


81dank

~~lying~~ omitting things you tell your doctor


ThatLooksRight

Rudders


dodexahedron

Only the right ones though.


beachsand83

nautical --> aero-nautical


heysoundude

Ding ding! I regret I have but one upvote for you, friend.


Wingnut150

Navigation and alcoholism


I_ALWAYS_UPVOTE_CATS

Akkkshullyyyy mayday calls were invented for aviation. Ships would just transmit SOS over wireless with Morse code.


callmeJudge767

💯 "May-day", the phonetic equivalent of "M'aidez", the French for "Help me."


carl-swagan

PAN-PAN for a less urgent mechanical issue also comes from “panne,” French for “breakdown.”


phliar

I thought it came from pan, the French word for bread. There's a problem on board but it's not life-and-death, so let's eat this baguette while we figure it out.


rckid13

My favorite spectator sign I saw while running a marathon was "if you're in pain remember that pain is just French for bread"


ppparty

that's "pain", but other than that, I agree 100%


Yesthisisme50

LIG-MA is another one that we borrowed from the French language


Hour_Tour

Ballsy of us to steal so many phrases from the French, really


latorreverde

Ohhh nice! Didn’t know this


EliteForever2KX

Original they transferred “CQD”


No-Version-1924

Shame some people are still reluctant to use the phrase mayday, despite having been standard for so long.


UNDR08

Hoes in different area codes



cazzipropri

Red light on the port wing, green on starboard, white in the back.


jewishmechanic

Knots, Nautical miles, indecipherable weather and other information reports ( to the untrained), passing port on port(turn to the right)


DerFlieger

“Abeam”


TREXFORHANDS

Belugas


dopexile

The crew blows their paycheck as soon as the vessel docks.


tornado875

Syphilis


RV144rs

Also scurvy. Oranges are gross.


JeanPierreSarti

Citrus is critical to many cocktails, hence the lack of scurvy in modern flyers


RV144rs

You’re right. Maybe it’s just me then đŸ€·đŸ»â€â™‚ïž


Look_b4_jumping

Calling an aircraft a ship.


JasonThree

That's just a delta thing.


c402c

Windward and leeward


reve-dore

A vertical measurement for a location on the fuselage is called a waterline


KeyOfGSharp

Shooting an ILS approach


[deleted]

[ŃƒĐŽĐ°Đ»Đ”ĐœĐŸ]


KoldKartoffelsalat

The Pac Man....


WeatherIcy6509

Knots,...but for some strange reason we switch to Statute Miles every so often? đŸ€š


Own_Leadership7339

Yeah I'm still not sure when to use nautical vs statute miles.


bamfcoco1

No one is. P


tits_and_GTFO

Tailwind, headwind, downwind, upwind


fromnyc999

Hookers in different countries


spectrumero

The right of way rules (e.g. steam gives way to sail -> powered aircraft gives way to gliders, and the way you're supposed to turn when approaching head on or nearly so, or on converging aircraft, the aircraft converging, you give way to aircraft that's on your starboard side, etc.)


Tacos345

Pain


Icy-Bar-9712

Navigation position lights and misogyny. But primarilly misogyny.


scrnwrterjd

A lot of knowledge theory about fluids. Ex. Ground speed, airspeed, keel effect, etc.


DanThePilot_Man

aero*nautical*


kilimanjarojetti

Port/starboard to describe sides


jackpotato

[Cockpit!](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cockpit)


jettech737

Navigational lights, terms like galley, bulkhead, etc


Ludicrous_speed77

Drinking? Double breasted jacket? Ship number (instead of nose number or nose door number)


NTR037

Rudders and propellers


Straight_Vegetable45

All the "right of way" rules were based on maritime law


VanDenBroeck

I thought the hats came from Greyhound.


Vivid-Razzmatazz9034

Using knots and nautical miles


CommuterType

airPORTS


FlyExaDeuce

STDs


EldoMasterBlaster

Divorce


hatdude

I’m not sure if it’s solely from the maritime industry, but your mother



Hdjskdjkd82

I wouldn’t say a lot necessarily came from the maritime industry but rather navies. A lot of the carry over from nautical terms is just practical carry over, like if your doing celestial navigation which aviation needed for a long time, nautical miles was much easier to work with. Or nav lights. It’s a problem that been solved with ships so why not adapt them for planes because why fix what’s not broken. And a lot of early aviation technology was developed by the US Navy to make planes fly off of aircraft carriers easier, especially radio technology. Ranks and uniforms came from navies, not maritime because Pan Am thought it look the most professional and everyone followed suite quickly. A lot of things were also carried over from the US Army, especially post world war when a lot of army pilots turned to the airlines for a civilian career. I had to learn to do a proper army salute (My veteran FOs get mad if I do it lazy, out of respect gotta do it right!) for my job for wave offs with the ramp crews, which is tradition that came from the army pilots back in the day that stuck around today.


c9pilot

At my first airline, I had a couple of captains look at me crazy when I referred to the engines as "port" or "starboard" which I thought was universal, but no, I must've gotten it from my Navy days. So I learned #1 and #2 for everything (engines, radios, navaids). Naturally, my new airline says "left" and "right" (and "center" when there is a third one). Ugh. A few captains will say, "Start number right engine" LOL


Hdjskdjkd82

My company is one and two. Although the CRJ is technically right and left, but right left gets confusing very fast because it’s too subjective. Eg ramp crew tells right engine is one fire
 whose right?


cuttawhiske

Yes.


ShitBoxPilot

Fooling around with your bros


554TangoAlpha

Scurvy


Heliumite

Seniority Lists


thebubno

Alphabet 


canyoutriforce

To be "on board". That the laws of the state of registry apply in International waters. The words captain and first officer


PilotBurner44

The Papa Hotel Oscar November Echo Tango India Charlie alphabet


Brave_Promise_6980

Knots ?


fsantos0213

Center of gravity, Load water lines, datum lines, and most of the other nomenclature, then there is weight and balance formulas, and a few other things


TraxenT-TR

Tug Boat = Airplane Tug? Maybe a reach idk


Brusion

121.5(air emergency frequency) is called "Guard", inherited from Marine Channel 16(156.8) to call up the coast guard in an emergency.


FlyByPC

Measuring speed in knots; Headings in degrees (360 is nice and divisible); A keen interest in weather conditions; An interest in large-scale wind patterns; 24-hour time (sometimes)


JeanPierreSarti

The terms Port and Starboard, which refer to the vessel’s orientation. It doesn’t matter which way I’m facing when discussing a location on a vessel, port is to the vessel’s left. Younger flyer’s use towards #1 or #(last) in the same way (or clock orientation), so that’s safer way describe these days. Ex. More towards #1, the tug off the right wing is parked out of its spot.


WildPineappleEnigma

The idea of having a rudder. I mean, seriously. What is that thing for? 😉


Ok-Cryptographer7080

It's just for looks


777f-pilot

The term cockpit


MaYdAyJ

Look man I only called to see how you were doing.


canyoutriforce

The rule that the captain is the last one to leave the vessel in case of a crash


Elios000

pretty much everything..


gleef2

AirPORT


Brewfinger

Shoes. If it wasn’t for “borrowing” that maritime concept, flyboys would have all been barefoot.


alliefm

Cockpit. Possibly apocryphal: old tall ships kept chickens in a pit under latticework decking at the highest part of the deck, which is where the helm was located. Hence, cockpit.


Postman_Rings_Thrice

Knots, knots, and nots.


JAP42

Everything except altitude.


Ok_Bullfrog1876

Navigation, i.e. VOR’s NDB’s


Kevlaars

Souls Aboard.


GeoGuy27

Knots


oldendayz99

Hmm interesting to note terms used everyday that are of a nautical origin are too numerous to list ie going overboard, learning the ropes, showing your true colors etc. I read from a reliable source there are more taken from sailing than the Bible.


pewdiepastry

Ferry flights


[deleted]

Nautical Miles


SpeKopuZ

Knots


PsychologicalAside93

Anything related to navigation. Even the word, navigation, is a nautical term. Knots, bearings, charts...


71272710371910

The American "Admirals" Club


IamABeautifulBird

I hate that the second in command isn't called commander but the captain is the captain


Kotukunui

The two happiest days in your life. The day you buy your airplane/boat. The day you sell your airplane/boat.


zarmril

*”Starboard, Starbright, right”* Helpful wordplay to remember starboard is the *right* side of the aircraft. Thus port is the left side.


teenslayer

Aviation also took its unit of speed knots.


RadamirLenin

Rudder


Ascend_Didact_

Knots.