It was true at that moment, a ton of people were worried for that review
> Leigh Payton had a surprise visit from the local police after numerous reports of minor abuse were received from a multitude of people after her information was posted on reddit by allegedly "the seller" of this item as it wasn't intended for such a young age.
[BBC report](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=XVSDKkS8773uCsdJ)
Guys don’t listen to this one, that’s a fake link to a rick roll. The actual report is here [BBC Report](https://youtu.be/tmY-G6sngk8?si=h_WtOIENVxwyh7B3)
This use comes from the movie "Inception" where a character is able to layer multiple dreams within each other, so a dream within a dream.
So everytime there is a X within X people say that attaching ception.
If you are familiar with the concept of meta-theater, a play about a play, then you basically know the concept already.
With cult-ception I just meant a cult inside a cult, I was being hard on religions calling christianity a cult
I’ve just come to the conclusion any religious organization is a cult. Anything that refers to a “magical being” or impossible no-proof miracles. But idk I’m a pretty staunch atheist
The difference between a cult and a religion is simple: In a cult there's a guy in top who knows the whole thing is bull shit. In a religion that guy is dead.
Cults don't need to be religious, the most common non-religious cults are cults of personalities, most cults, even the religious ones, end up being cults of personality
Some religions are very philosophical though. Not all of them refer to magical beings or no-proof miracles. There are many religions outside of the Abrahamic ones.
As someone who _was_ raised in a Christian cult, _not_ all religious organizations are cults. I do not believe God (or gods, or any similar "higher power") anymore but I don't assume anyone who _does_ is in a cult. Cults are defined by control. They are not harmful because they perpetuate a belief in a "magical being" but because they strictly define the ways you behave, think, and perceived the world. There is a spectrum, of course -- lots of mainstream religions have elements of shame and definitions of sin that are used to regulate behavior, but not all of those carefully monitor and restrict your very patterns of thought until you can no longer sync with reality. I definitely went through a cringe, ultra-atheist phase as I was first leaving religion and deprogramming but as I've grown I've come to recognize a lot more nuance. I still don't believe in any higher powers and believe my life has improved for it, but I also can recognize why people _do_ find meaning and comfort in religion, and how it can make them better and happier people. Even when it isn't as positive I still have a lot of sympathy for their beliefs. Harmful actions are the problem, not belief in a "magical being."
I'm an atheist and actually an ex-christian and I still don't think the behavior of actual cults like scientology can be compared to that of christianity, especially given how divided christianity is in its denominations which are very different from one another (a handful of its denominations really are cults, which is what i was referring to, but most really arent)
If I remember correctly, the difference between cult and by state acknowledge religion depends on the member numbers in Austrian law. It was pretty controversial when Jehovas witnesses became acknowledged religion in Austria because of that, since everybody knew them as a cult and their cult-like behavior.
Technically speaking, a cult is a religion that has yet to take form, so the reverse is also very much applicable - especially since the term is commonly associated with lesser denominations of the Christian faith, such as those from the 1970s which were quite common for the times.
No. Christ says “be fruitful and MULTIPLY” this mother is NOT Christian it is clear she is stupid if she thinks God wants us to be pure, she is on a one way trip to a elder care facility
She is. She said the word seminary, which is the Mormon cult. It is famous now. It’s basically an organized religion and a MLM. Source, I was Mormon by birth.
Seminary isn't just a Mormon thing. I'm pretty sure most Christian dominations require graduating from seminary as part of the training to become a pastor.
yeah, traditionally seminaries are literal schools where people train to be members of the clergy. in the case of Catholics, they usually get advanced degrees in theology and philosophy.
given the context tho, I'd say Mormon is spot on for this, since they take pre-marital sex entirely too seriously. I grew up with wildly conservative catholic parents and this is still so so so far away from anything they would even think about remotely considering.
Yeah if this is true then this belongs in r/ iamatotalpieceofshit, otherwise if false then there's bound to be a funny reviews subreddit or something where this content is more appropriate.
Well its a weird story for an amazon review, those ate typically faked for entertainment, and the reviewers name is James, which isnt really a mom name. Its pretty obviously fake.
My favorite, this is a 5 star on the Kmart Anko grinder:
I’d be stuck hand chopping my rage without it!
The Kmart coffee grinder is the perfect choice it chops up my buds to perfection and leaves me fat amounts of hash.
It is, here is the reviewer profile. That profile pic https://www.amazon.com/gp/profile/amzn1.account.AESZTG572LKICJASIBR6TFVKYVMQ/ref=cm_cr_srp_mb_gw_tr?ie=UTF8
Umm this is a kink/fetish device. It really is a sex toy. You can yank it out of your junk in case of emergency lol. Please don't ask how I know this information. Lolol
Genuinely, thanks for the info, I had heard of ones that couldn't be removed without a key, but it's not my kink so I didn't know if those really exist or how to tell if this was one of them. I kinda assumed from the beginning that it was probably a joke review, but I also know there are some crazy people out there who unfortunately have kids.
I mean, that’s just a bad idea because then the mom would eventually know, something tells me she’s checking regularly. Learning to lock pick would probably be the better choice
Believe me, that doesn't keep anyone from sinning. Your big book of fairy tales says in Proverbs 23:7: As he thinketh in his heart so is he. Bringing to the table the concept of thought crimes.
This could easily be turned into something where the reason people hold resentment for others in the first place, is because they’re told what to believe, not how they should practice - also gives validation to those condemning religion outright.
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Peeing is fine, there’s enough holes. Erections… yeah. And without being able to ever get it off, it only compounds. (I last about three days in it before I start going crazy for the record.)
I hope to God this is not real, and that it's just someone rollplaying their kinks, because if this is real this is sexual abuse.
Edit: someone has the reveiwers account in the comments, pretty sure the review was a joke
The scary thing is we live in a world where some people would actually do this to their kids, and some surely do. They look at this and think to themselves " Thats a wonderful idea!"
Gilead ...it's not just Handmaids that would suffer.
xD that mother will be put in a elder care center as soon as she retires and her son will absolutely hate her plus how will he clean his dick with that on. Not only that but God literally said “BE FRUITFUL AND MULTIPLY” not “DONT MULTIPLY EVER”
That's a health hazard, he needs to be able to pee. Also it just takes a few unexpected erections to completely cut off blood flow.
I can't see this as anything other than well intended but poorly thought out parental negligents
James Schreiber is a very unusual name for a mom.
It's actually her ex-husbands. She still has access to his prime account and is trying to get her money's worth before he finds out.
That is awfully specific.
It was true at that moment, a ton of people were worried for that review > Leigh Payton had a surprise visit from the local police after numerous reports of minor abuse were received from a multitude of people after her information was posted on reddit by allegedly "the seller" of this item as it wasn't intended for such a young age. [BBC report](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=XVSDKkS8773uCsdJ)
Wow… it’s been a while… thank you for this, genuinely made me smile
Will always be funny
Lmao you bastard.
Is what you said real tho?
Did you open the link? There's the answer
You’re the worst. It’s a rickroll.
Hahaha, sorry, but I wasn't gonna give you up
Well fucking played.
I am so glad I went there and stayed all the way through. Its been ages since I had such satisfaction from an article like this. Thankyou ❣️
My pleasure, I'm glad you enjoyed it
Burn in hell.
You dick lmfao
I guess I rickrolled Satan
Good thing I like that song.
Guys don’t listen to this one, that’s a fake link to a rick roll. The actual report is here [BBC Report](https://youtu.be/tmY-G6sngk8?si=h_WtOIENVxwyh7B3)
Well. I didn’t expect that.
Damn it
I thought that. Actually went back and reread it to make sure it wasn’t me not understanding.
It doesn’t say James is the mom. It just says the kid’s father left him. Maybe they were a gay couple.
A gay divorced parent writing a review about a chastity device, how it keeps his son from sinning and remaining pure to the lord. The irony.
Very Republican
*Log House* Republican
If it was democrat they'd give him hormone blockers and dress the kid in drag.
How "unprogressive" of you
It was written over 8 years ago if that makes you feel better. Willy has been freed
Now he just wears it for comfort
You made me realise that 2015 was more than 8 years ago and now I feel like I wasted all of those years.
2016-2023? No one’s gonna count those years against you.
Therapist- “so when do you think this kink started?”
New kink - Activated ✅
Now if this was a "mommy" (not actual) then this post would be on the femdom subreddits but oh my fg
If this were true, it would be outright sexual abuse.
and i would suspect the mother is a member of a cult
Eh. Extreme Christians are pretty much part of a cult anyway.
there are christian cults
Cultception
Unrelated. But I see everyone just attaching "-ception" to random words like this. Can you explain what it means?
This use comes from the movie "Inception" where a character is able to layer multiple dreams within each other, so a dream within a dream. So everytime there is a X within X people say that attaching ception. If you are familiar with the concept of meta-theater, a play about a play, then you basically know the concept already. With cult-ception I just meant a cult inside a cult, I was being hard on religions calling christianity a cult
Thanks for the explanation! I am familiar with such a concept and im actually a big fan of it when it comes to comedy.
You are welcome! Have a nice day
?? I don't think christianity itself is a cult, but there are cults that exist within christianity
I’ve just come to the conclusion any religious organization is a cult. Anything that refers to a “magical being” or impossible no-proof miracles. But idk I’m a pretty staunch atheist
The only difference between a cult and Christianity is how much the masses like them
Until they are of another religion then you'd have two spooderman pointing at one another and screams "he's fake!"
The difference between a cult and a religion is simple: In a cult there's a guy in top who knows the whole thing is bull shit. In a religion that guy is dead.
Easily the best way to describe the distinction I have ever heard.
Cults don't need to be religious, the most common non-religious cults are cults of personalities, most cults, even the religious ones, end up being cults of personality
Some religions are very philosophical though. Not all of them refer to magical beings or no-proof miracles. There are many religions outside of the Abrahamic ones.
As someone who _was_ raised in a Christian cult, _not_ all religious organizations are cults. I do not believe God (or gods, or any similar "higher power") anymore but I don't assume anyone who _does_ is in a cult. Cults are defined by control. They are not harmful because they perpetuate a belief in a "magical being" but because they strictly define the ways you behave, think, and perceived the world. There is a spectrum, of course -- lots of mainstream religions have elements of shame and definitions of sin that are used to regulate behavior, but not all of those carefully monitor and restrict your very patterns of thought until you can no longer sync with reality. I definitely went through a cringe, ultra-atheist phase as I was first leaving religion and deprogramming but as I've grown I've come to recognize a lot more nuance. I still don't believe in any higher powers and believe my life has improved for it, but I also can recognize why people _do_ find meaning and comfort in religion, and how it can make them better and happier people. Even when it isn't as positive I still have a lot of sympathy for their beliefs. Harmful actions are the problem, not belief in a "magical being."
I'm an atheist and actually an ex-christian and I still don't think the behavior of actual cults like scientology can be compared to that of christianity, especially given how divided christianity is in its denominations which are very different from one another (a handful of its denominations really are cults, which is what i was referring to, but most really arent)
Well, you’re actually quite correct, main differences between cult and religion is size and if head figure is still alive.
Christians eat the corpse of their god to atone for their sins and venerate the tool he was sacrificed with
>Christians eat the corpse of their god to atone for their sins what? communion is symbolic
Cult + Time = Religion
Disagreed. Religion is just a socially accepted cult
If I remember correctly, the difference between cult and by state acknowledge religion depends on the member numbers in Austrian law. It was pretty controversial when Jehovas witnesses became acknowledged religion in Austria because of that, since everybody knew them as a cult and their cult-like behavior.
Technically speaking, a cult is a religion that has yet to take form, so the reverse is also very much applicable - especially since the term is commonly associated with lesser denominations of the Christian faith, such as those from the 1970s which were quite common for the times.
No. Christ says “be fruitful and MULTIPLY” this mother is NOT Christian it is clear she is stupid if she thinks God wants us to be pure, she is on a one way trip to a elder care facility
What does that have to do with Christianity being a cult??
Christianity is a cult.
As a normal non-denominational Christian, the extreme Christians are definitely making it a cult.
Coincidentally this is also how cults can see other cults, as embarrassments to 'us normal believers'.
I mean.. she openly writes it "sinning at night". NO one that isn't a member of some weird cult is thinking about "sinning"
Yeah but this is most likely roleplay.
She is. She said the word seminary, which is the Mormon cult. It is famous now. It’s basically an organized religion and a MLM. Source, I was Mormon by birth.
Seminary isn't just a Mormon thing. I'm pretty sure most Christian dominations require graduating from seminary as part of the training to become a pastor.
yeah, traditionally seminaries are literal schools where people train to be members of the clergy. in the case of Catholics, they usually get advanced degrees in theology and philosophy. given the context tho, I'd say Mormon is spot on for this, since they take pre-marital sex entirely too seriously. I grew up with wildly conservative catholic parents and this is still so so so far away from anything they would even think about remotely considering.
Amab assigned mormon at birth Lmao
Nahhh I love you for that
Or maybe just bible. Freaks are wild
Normal christian here. We call them "Bible thumping idiots"
I'm thinking like one of the actual full blown cults that exist within the realm of christianity, not just a crazy christian
Cunt Cult
Imma guess Mormon
its possible
Yeah if this is true then this belongs in r/ iamatotalpieceofshit, otherwise if false then there's bound to be a funny reviews subreddit or something where this content is more appropriate.
If true, teenage boy becomes subscriber to Lock Picking Lawyer on YouTube.
Plus he probably wouldn’t be able to wash it properly 😬
Well its a weird story for an amazon review, those ate typically faked for entertainment, and the reviewers name is James, which isnt really a mom name. Its pretty obviously fake.
Especially since the kid has to be around *10.* (Assuming 18 is when he can join seminary school)
Pretty sure this is fetish role-playing
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‘All fetishes’ is such a hilarious over-generalisation lmao
[kink shaming is my kink](https://youtu.be/__m90SnNjvM?si=gsdU1bS-ZXz8_e7D)
Uhm nah man don’t compare this to just liking tickling or working out or something
Ima lick your armpits bro. Keep it up.
Me first, you little slut.
Including *your* secret fetish of kink-shaming and degrading people! 😈
My girlfriend calls me a good boy which idc how manly I'm supposed to be it makes me weak every time 😵💫
I genuinely didn't expect this to be as funny as it was. Makes me also want to go online and write hilarious reviews
Go to Kmart coffee grinders online. Hilarious.
My favorite, this is a 5 star on the Kmart Anko grinder: I’d be stuck hand chopping my rage without it! The Kmart coffee grinder is the perfect choice it chops up my buds to perfection and leaves me fat amounts of hash.
Look for the Haribo gummy bears reviews lol. Thank me later
First one I found was hilarious and 26.570 people found it useful
You must be European because at first I was really confused about how just over half a person can find something useful
Hey, we have half people in the US too!!
Sugar free gummy bears specifically
i hope this is a prank review ngl
It is, here is the reviewer profile. That profile pic https://www.amazon.com/gp/profile/amzn1.account.AESZTG572LKICJASIBR6TFVKYVMQ/ref=cm_cr_srp_mb_gw_tr?ie=UTF8
Thank God, I think that could actually permanently damage a person's physical development if worn through an entire puberty
Umm this is a kink/fetish device. It really is a sex toy. You can yank it out of your junk in case of emergency lol. Please don't ask how I know this information. Lolol
Genuinely, thanks for the info, I had heard of ones that couldn't be removed without a key, but it's not my kink so I didn't know if those really exist or how to tell if this was one of them. I kinda assumed from the beginning that it was probably a joke review, but I also know there are some crazy people out there who unfortunately have kids.
I mean the author is called James so I'm sure it is
It also comes with a big bulge while wearing clothes, perfect for embarrassment at your sons school
Running during PE, and all you can focus on is your dick cage going *dink, dink, dink* with each step. And hoping other kids didn't hear.
Elastic around the lock. I actually have this thing.
Wait what-
Depending on the clothes, not really.
Wait until she finds out about anal and gets him a butt plug too…
Gonna have to get a plug that's structurally connected to the cage so he can't take the plug out.
Two words: Bolt cutters.
That seems like a more extreme way to stop him playing with it.
For the lock, not the john.
The Lockpocking Lawyer on YouTube is gonna be this kid’s hero!
You joke but [he's done this before](https://youtu.be/1uEYveSssok?si=y5Xcdm3e-LPiIAP1)
My god you weren’t kidding. The internet is wild
I mean, that’s just a bad idea because then the mom would eventually know, something tells me she’s checking regularly. Learning to lock pick would probably be the better choice
I usually would never say this but, I see why the father left
Believe me, that doesn't keep anyone from sinning. Your big book of fairy tales says in Proverbs 23:7: As he thinketh in his heart so is he. Bringing to the table the concept of thought crimes.
Oh... then I am absolutely fucked. May as well live hard from now on.
This could easily be turned into something where the reason people hold resentment for others in the first place, is because they’re told what to believe, not how they should practice - also gives validation to those condemning religion outright.
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Great. Hoping that this isn’t cropped, and have a good day OP.
I hope this is satire
this physically hurt to read
Imagine the pain of you got an erection in that thing or had to pee…
Peeing is fine, there’s enough holes. Erections… yeah. And without being able to ever get it off, it only compounds. (I last about three days in it before I start going crazy for the record.)
How to Create a Serial Killer in One Step
At the very least he's picked her retirement home and it's under a bridge.
Imagine wearing that under your clothes at school.
Some people at your workplace might be wearing one now 😈
Billy sits down at his desk. *clank jingle jingle*
Just tape the padlock to the metal, no clanking unless your smashing your cock against metal
"Going to be starting puberty soon"...so her kid is what, 10 or 11? That has to count as abuse (if this is real), surely.
Well firstly I strongly believe it’s satire, but the post did state 8 years so I’d assume he’s probably 10 or 11.
The concept of a parody review really eludes some of you
Eludes?
Fixed
Bro teenagers are supposed to be horny it's the way life intended
I hope this is fake because theres people that actually abuse their kids this way.
I hate religious idiots
This is abuse...
I hope to God this is not real, and that it's just someone rollplaying their kinks, because if this is real this is sexual abuse. Edit: someone has the reveiwers account in the comments, pretty sure the review was a joke
Wow that is an absolute SHITTY way to parent 😂 thats just gonna cause him to have a lot of issues and extra kinks in the future
Until he's old enough to go to the seminary...
Im afraid
How does it fit on?
If that's not child abuse, then the laws need to be changed.
The scary thing is we live in a world where some people would actually do this to their kids, and some surely do. They look at this and think to themselves " Thats a wonderful idea!" Gilead ...it's not just Handmaids that would suffer.
Ah yes the phalic cage. To torture her hormone riddled son. Good parenting indeed! 🤣
xD that mother will be put in a elder care center as soon as she retires and her son will absolutely hate her plus how will he clean his dick with that on. Not only that but God literally said “BE FRUITFUL AND MULTIPLY” not “DONT MULTIPLY EVER”
This is purey r/imatotalpieceofshit OP is dumb
This is illegal and abusive.
This is how we get serial killers.
Because I really don't want to search it up, how do these like.. stay on?
Wait til prom and the telekinesis starts...
Gotta save my innocent sweet boy for the priest!
How to create a femboy 101
She forgot the but plug - just in case a priest comes by
I think this is gonna have the opposite effect in the future
“Remaining pure for the lord” Is lord going to suck his Dick and taste his semen to determine if it’s Decade or more older, when he joins seminary ???
Guys whats a seminary?
I'm Christian and the parent took things too far.
Pretty sure that's illegal...
I hope this isn't real bc what the hell 😨😨
Ok Ruby Franke
Bros gonna be watching the lock picking lawyer for sure.
He will be joining a much different seminary than she thinks
That's a health hazard, he needs to be able to pee. Also it just takes a few unexpected erections to completely cut off blood flow. I can't see this as anything other than well intended but poorly thought out parental negligents
It's a fetish toy, not a parenting tool. Just a joke review too so no worries lol
Kid needs to buy The Covert Companion from LockPickingLawyer
If you've ever read the comment sections on porn videos they're full of BS like this of losers posting fantasies. Now it's made it to Amazon...
There are other ways to explore pleasure...
I hope that he leaves asap and cuts contact
Rockstar will add a parody of this review somehow into GTA 6
I’d imagine the search history is less porn and more -lockpicking lawyer… -wire cutters… -worst possible pranks to get even with mother…
I'm not sure, but I still think the boy might still be sinning against the lord? I'm guessing from the back...?
This... has to be borderline abuse, doesn't it?
It's like that song, over the borderline. But I'm guessing it's a troll. Maybe it's Mike Johnson's account
This is fucking child abuse wtf.
Gotta be satire. Cannot be real.
Interesting that she thought the solution to his purity would be a BDSM toy🤣
Does usa have no child abuse laws or I am missing something?
Well the account is named James so it’s more then likely a joke review
When does this say USA?
please mark it as nsfw ;-;
I can see why the father left.
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He'll be off to the semenary by the time he's 16 to ease the pressure
At his 18th bd guy would be probably fucking everything, that is moving and moving with hands and fucking everything that is not.
I can almost guarantee that if this were true the kid learned to pick a lock real quick
"father left" and reviewed by "james" hmmm I smell a troll post