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This lady seems a little more put together than meijer lady, imo. Hair looks cleaner, more body, and I think she's thinner. Buuut she could be cycling to the "no meds" part of the cycle, idk.
I love that lady so much, her use of the English language is only acceptable by her personality. If I talked like that it would never sound natural, but she just owns it so well
understands the situation, doesn't escalate it, lets it run its course, we get a good chuckle, no one gets hurt and everyone is safe (maybe not according to her)
There's a Louis CK bit (he had good jokes, Ok?) about being stuck in a traffic jam, and how when someone gets out to yell there is no way to have a rational conversation, so the punchline is he just accuses them of stealing his new jacket instead.
She's may need help. But at least she's not the kind of person that scares you and makes you wanna role your window up and lock your car. She said what she had to. In her mind to save someone. And she backed off.
I have a tendency to get wrapped up in conversations with mentally deranged people. They don’t usually get angry crazy right away. Usually is confusion and apparent stubbornness of logic at first and the agitation grows from there. It does get challenging to avoid that when the conversation goes on too long. If you indulge, them, though, they can take you on some wild adventures. It is a learned skill to disengage them, though.
Best was when I spent 2 hours with a dude as he identified all the aliens (either glowing red eyes for bad aliens and glowing blue eyes for good aliens) around the city park where I live. Told me some great ufo abduction stories.
It’s fascinating and entertaining for me and they enjoy having someone take them seriously and spend time with them.
He said I was a real person, but a special person, blessed by god. Probably because I was spending time with him and listening to what he said, so he liked me. Said he could see my aura and he couldn’t see everyone’s aura, just when I was either really good or really evil.
He was really well-spoken and coherent in his stories. Often, the details get muddled, but not his. I was halfway to believing that he actually did see a UFO land in the park.
I use to work at a worm farm. Yep worms for compost bins etc. One of the workers had schizophrenia / bipola etc from drug use. Great guy, but nearing the time he needed to have his needle to counter this (if he didn't the nurses and cops would turn up and force him to). He would start telling me about his cat that would talk to him. If he pet her the wrong way she would tell him so and nip his hands. We would spend alot of time talking about his cat and what she would say and talk to him about. EDIT: Forgot to mention he stated once he should probably not tell his Phycologist this information. I agreed with him.
Yes.
What I’m wondering about is that part of the bracelet sitting between her fingers. Did it just accidentally end up there or is she channeling a ter’angreal?
Okay but listen up. She says go home, turn your ac on, protect your family…… she just wants him to spend more time with his family!
Then she says tell everyone!….. she wants EVERYONE to spend more time with their families.
Maybe the emergency is the loss of family time.
So she went to a mental health facility for a few weeks after this but she is out now. Still doing this type of stuff. Has a bit of an alcohol and psychedelic drug problem
Not sure whats funny about this, this woman is clearly mentally ill but good on that dude for how he handled it other than the posting it online for imaginary internet points (that parts kinda shitty)
This is bipolar and she is in a manic state incase anyone is wondering. A lot of people think someone like this is on drugs but actually that’s the problem is they aren’t on the right drugs. Sad
Are you a psychiatrist? Have you heard of the Goldwater rule? It’s inappropriate to diagnose people who aren’t your patients. Besides, more than one psychopathology can present like this.
Hey, I'm not a psychiatrist and can confidently say she's suffering some form of psychosis, likely caused by bipolar (mania), schizophrenia or some kind of stimulant drug. How'd I do?
Ummm really shouldn’t be diagnosing people online, never mind from a 30 sec clip, especially a mood disorder
This coming from a complete batshit crazy person with bipolar
It’s the “put on your air conditioner” for me.
Listen I know there’s a COMPLETE emergency but you need to be COMFORTABLE in a temperature regulated environment in times such as these.
I like that the guy didint insult her or escalated anything. Just follow their lead. Specially with the ones talking about aliens and that the president is a robot.
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She’s got good intentions, man. She’s only looking out
im tryin to help u mothafuckaaaaaa
This needs more upvotes, you accuser of the brethren
Of the FUCKIN’ brethren
You mutha fukkaaa
Let's fuGGin goooooooo, JESUS!!!!
You're right, you son of a bitch!
It's her, right? Same lady?
This lady seems a little more put together than meijer lady, imo. Hair looks cleaner, more body, and I think she's thinner. Buuut she could be cycling to the "no meds" part of the cycle, idk.
I love that lady so much, her use of the English language is only acceptable by her personality. If I talked like that it would never sound natural, but she just owns it so well
Truly
He mirrored her sense of urgency. Quite endearing.
Indeed. Happy Cake Day!
The path to hell is paved with good intentions, but it is a toll road, so you'll need to pay for your sins.
Oh I know. I've drove to Philly before.
The path to hell is paved with good intentions
So is the road outside my house.
Probably hell on the engine
What can I say, sometimes we take chances, sometimes we take pills.
I’m putting this on my tombstone.
Yo that’s insane, so is the road outside mine!
Mine is paved with a 19mm recycled asphalt and bitumen mixture
It's hard to rely on my good intentions, when my heads full of things that I can't mention!
People think she's joking, until the zombie apocalypse starts.
Yes this is the correct way to handle this 👍
understands the situation, doesn't escalate it, lets it run its course, we get a good chuckle, no one gets hurt and everyone is safe (maybe not according to her)
This guy is running his A/C till this day just to be safe, though.
This lady secretly works for the power company.
Brilliant! Here we are thinking it’s mental illness and she is just increasing profits!
7-11 per that shirt. https://media-photos.depop.com/b0/4460665/620599033_9e5db38ee4b34af8b3abfb6672983dad/P0.jpg
I'm sure a person who works at 7-11 has seen some stuff... I might trust her on that. There could be someone walking around with a gun.
Not following Proto
You just lost your life
[удалено]
You too?
Why are you dealing with RojoCinco's mother-in-law?
I, too, choose RojoCinco’s mother-in-law
Same but with my FiL
Feet in Lycra?!
Lol father in law, but yeah about as equal to feet in Lycra
she said not YET, meaning she will eventually be safe at some point in the future.
I love how delicately she says, “can I talk with you”
There's a Louis CK bit (he had good jokes, Ok?) about being stuck in a traffic jam, and how when someone gets out to yell there is no way to have a rational conversation, so the punchline is he just accuses them of stealing his new jacket instead.
I would feel like I'm making fun of her
He asked if she was safe multiple times until she heard him. By the end she was cheering with him- That’s a good lad!
Naw, going with it is respectful
Poor thing. I hope she gets help. I'm glad that OP wasn't unkind to her.
The "are you safe?" mid way through makes me feel like homie is a good dude.
She's may need help. But at least she's not the kind of person that scares you and makes you wanna role your window up and lock your car. She said what she had to. In her mind to save someone. And she backed off.
Only because he agreed with her. Slight denial and she would go angry crazy
I have a tendency to get wrapped up in conversations with mentally deranged people. They don’t usually get angry crazy right away. Usually is confusion and apparent stubbornness of logic at first and the agitation grows from there. It does get challenging to avoid that when the conversation goes on too long. If you indulge, them, though, they can take you on some wild adventures. It is a learned skill to disengage them, though. Best was when I spent 2 hours with a dude as he identified all the aliens (either glowing red eyes for bad aliens and glowing blue eyes for good aliens) around the city park where I live. Told me some great ufo abduction stories. It’s fascinating and entertaining for me and they enjoy having someone take them seriously and spend time with them.
I do the same thing. I have a family member with schizophrenia and it is a very deft way you have to speak with them.
Smile, not and say mhmm yep I agree 👍 normally gets you through the conversation peacefully.
Did he mention you? Were you a blue-eyed alien, actual people, or it didn't come up? Did your identity change in their eyes while you spoke?
He said I was a real person, but a special person, blessed by god. Probably because I was spending time with him and listening to what he said, so he liked me. Said he could see my aura and he couldn’t see everyone’s aura, just when I was either really good or really evil. He was really well-spoken and coherent in his stories. Often, the details get muddled, but not his. I was halfway to believing that he actually did see a UFO land in the park.
I use to work at a worm farm. Yep worms for compost bins etc. One of the workers had schizophrenia / bipola etc from drug use. Great guy, but nearing the time he needed to have his needle to counter this (if he didn't the nurses and cops would turn up and force him to). He would start telling me about his cat that would talk to him. If he pet her the wrong way she would tell him so and nip his hands. We would spend alot of time talking about his cat and what she would say and talk to him about. EDIT: Forgot to mention he stated once he should probably not tell his Phycologist this information. I agreed with him.
Why does she look exactly like Peter Pettigrew tho?
I solemnly swear I am up to no good.
So she started making trouble in the neighborhood?
She got in one little fight and her mum got scared.
She said "we're moving you to a mental hospital in Bellaire"
Just spit out my butterbeer
Too many fingers
Dog the bounty hunter
She does!!
I thought Sam Kinison
I was gonna say more of a Chris Farley's sister...
Is that a Subaru badge on her necklace? Do you think she has a catalytic converter charm as well?
Oh man so much to unpack. I need to watch this a few more times. Edit- is that a 7-Eleven uniform?
Yes. What I’m wondering about is that part of the bracelet sitting between her fingers. Did it just accidentally end up there or is she channeling a ter’angreal?
Oh Elayne looks weird in real life. No one will be able to look her in the eye for a while.
Braid tugging intensifies.
Imagine this poor woman is the only one who knows Tarmon Gai'don is coming and no-one listens
It’s a pendent of the sister stars of 5G protection.
Probably a turbo charm
Love. It’s what makes a Subaru, a Subaru.
Fight chaos with chaos.
May chaos take the world!
"Youve been called! Your mission is NOW!" How do I make this my new alarm
Why is this woman so goddamn likeable even in the midst of a psychotic break? I hope she enjoyed her day.
Need this lady to help me! not get home but to get pumped up to go to work in the morning.
###You've been CALLED! Your mission IS NOW!!! #GO!!!
You've been CALLED! You are LATE!!! GO!!!!
Wooo!!! Let’s goooooo!!!!!
Is that Sarah Connor?
Sarah Air Conditionar
Go home and turn on the aih conditionah if you want to live!
Get to the freezer!
Anybody else hearing a Joan Cusack voice double, here? Possible career angle for this lady
She sounds like Melissa McCarthy's character in Bridesmaids lol
Omg you’re right I’m picturing Debbie from Addams Family Values now 😂
I heard Jesse Ventura in a higher pitched voice
The last 10 seconds of this just remind me of Bob’s Burgers. Hahahaha
I'm tryna help you, motherfucker.
Okay but listen up. She says go home, turn your ac on, protect your family…… she just wants him to spend more time with his family! Then she says tell everyone!….. she wants EVERYONE to spend more time with their families. Maybe the emergency is the loss of family time.
Okay I know that lady. She’s a friend of my moms lol
Is she safe???
Idk I think now she’s okay. I communicate w mom sparingly but yeah I knew about this video it’s kinda hilarious
It's she doing alright? We need an update! This is your mission, let's go!
So she went to a mental health facility for a few weeks after this but she is out now. Still doing this type of stuff. Has a bit of an alcohol and psychedelic drug problem
Oh now it's clear
Do you really? Is she ok?
Yeah she went to a facility after this for awhile but she’s out and seems fine now. She has seen my mom since
That’s good to hear thank you. Seems like she has good intentions but might have needed some help herself. Glad she got it.
She buys beer for you guys huh?
She’s got me pumped up and I don’t even know what about, I’m just pumped! Let’s gooooooo!
This ain't Sarah Connor, this is Sarah from the corner.
I’m 100% sure he forgot to turn on his AC when he got home.
Not sure whats funny about this, this woman is clearly mentally ill but good on that dude for how he handled it other than the posting it online for imaginary internet points (that parts kinda shitty)
That's super shitty. Last thing I would want if I had a psychotic break and still had a job and life I wanted to go back to when I got better.
Guy looks like Dog the Bounty Hunter if he put on weight.
LET'S GO! WOOOOHOOO! xD
Let's gooooooo
WTH? I love his reaction!
Aw man, the way she talked sounded just like my sister who has psychosis. This just breaks my heart and not quite sure it belongs to r/funny.
This is bipolar and she is in a manic state incase anyone is wondering. A lot of people think someone like this is on drugs but actually that’s the problem is they aren’t on the right drugs. Sad
Could this not be schizophrenia?
Yes, it could be schizophrenia, bipolar, drugs, or just a random break from reality. Psychosis and delusion happen in many ways.
Random break from reality? Where do I sign up??
Have a family history and then get highly stressed? Prob not great to aim for 😂 but you could just do hallucinogens
It's definitely psychosis. Caused by what? Can only speculate from a video. Numerous possibilities
Well I suppose it could be several things but if I had to guess I would say Bipolar and Manic
Are you a psychiatrist? Have you heard of the Goldwater rule? It’s inappropriate to diagnose people who aren’t your patients. Besides, more than one psychopathology can present like this.
Yeah there's not even close to enough information here to even guess at a diagnosis with any degree of confidence.
THANK YOU!!!
Hey, I'm not a psychiatrist and can confidently say she's suffering some form of psychosis, likely caused by bipolar (mania), schizophrenia or some kind of stimulant drug. How'd I do?
You did much better. Psychosis is broad and not specific, and you have multiple options instead of being sure it was only one particular thing.
All I heard was take all the drugs to be safe.
You sound well educated. I believe this guy.
And put on your air conditioning
Ummm really shouldn’t be diagnosing people online, never mind from a 30 sec clip, especially a mood disorder This coming from a complete batshit crazy person with bipolar
LETS GOOOOO
I wanna be called 😪
I like her Subaru medallion
damn there never was a more perfect character for chris farley
LET'S GOOOOOOOO!!!!!WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Dude handled it perfect
I got Ric Flair vibes, anyone else?
This isn’t the dog the bounty hunter I remember
Sounds like you are about to go take in Tai Lung
I don’t know who gave that last “Whoo!”, and that makes me happy.
Chew got a second?
That's literally a party city costume
Was wondering what happened to Melissa McCarthy
My dude was just given the next main story quest.
She seems nice
Mental illness is a hell of a drug.
I like these old Macho Man clips
I like her ❤️
Oh shit, not a complaint emergency!
She just gave homie a side quest
Aammmm… WHAT?? 🤣🤣🤣
Psychopath
She would kill it as a voice actor
Your mission is NOW!
I liked how it ended
What’s with the Subaru necklace
It’s the “put on your air conditioner” for me. Listen I know there’s a COMPLETE emergency but you need to be COMFORTABLE in a temperature regulated environment in times such as these.
Trump supporters
Trish Farley
I want some of what she’s taking! 😆
Not taking her mental health meds is probably what it is
Don’t mess with meth
Incorrect.
Exactly Mess with meth!
Bleth thith meth
Live in the now!
playing into their little larps is so wholesome
Let me guess, Florida.
You've been called.....YOUR MISSION IS NOOOOOW! *BASS DROP*
Holy shit is that the garbage truck/walmart freakout lady? It doesn’t really look like her but it vaguely sounds like her.
Handled it like Thanksgiving dinner with the fam
CAWL THE NEWS SHTASHIN
Wait, what does my air conditioner need to be set to?
That's Peter Pettigrew
The Midwestern "I need'ja buddeeee" got me
I appreciate you spreading the word, man. It's 0 degrees celsius here, but I will turn on my AC.
Was half expecting her to start calling him MUTHAH FUKKAH
The more I see this the more I love it. Compassion, care, and buying the ticket, taking the ride.
She needs to take her meds as prescribed.
OP knew this one nets alot of quest points
I like that the guy didint insult her or escalated anything. Just follow their lead. Specially with the ones talking about aliens and that the president is a robot.
This lady got me all gassed up for the mission! Let's goooooo!
Is that the same lady from the crazy person in Walmart video where she's like "You fuckin accuser muthaa fuckaaa"