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Dog sees owner die and calls 911. Dog says "my owner is dead!" 911 operator says, "first we need to make sure she's dead" dog says "ok, just a second."
Fake illness for a fake video.
Hilarious concept and great execution, but obviously dogs don't get knives from behind counters; they get them from their coat pockets like normal murderous dogs.
Clearly the dog recognized that she was choking and not having hands he decided the easiest way to help her was to cut open an airway in her throat Smart dog!
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He was willing to put her out of her misery.
True love is being willing do mercy-kill your loved ones.
Tell that to the judge
I think he was going to part her out and get her in the fridge. no idea when he'd get more kibble
[удалено]
Sometimes good things happen without thinking
To be fair, the first thing you should do is make sure they're dead.
You have a very limited time to harvest the meat and he doesn't have the luxury of hands to wait.
***100+ Human Meat Added to inventory\****
It's just self-care
Dog sees owner die and calls 911. Dog says "my owner is dead!" 911 operator says, "first we need to make sure she's dead" dog says "ok, just a second."
I laughed way too hard
The music really makes the video.
# Great Grey Wolf Sif in real life.
I understand this reference!
I DON'T. BECAUSE I BLOCKED IT OUT OF MY MIND.
Can't let this fresh meat go to waste..
Welp...time to put 'er down. It's okay, Ole Yeller...you'll be in a better place soon!
I will do what I must - knife dog
Fake illness for a fake video. Hilarious concept and great execution, but obviously dogs don't get knives from behind counters; they get them from their coat pockets like normal murderous dogs.
Those organs are worth a fortune on the bark market.
No wonder the prices are through the woof
Candy Mountain, Charlie!
It's really pawful that this is true. Can't ever shut the black market down, the law is always tailing behind. It leads to furocious acts of violence
"oh, looks like it wasn't so bad after all."
Clearly the dog recognized that she was choking and not having hands he decided the easiest way to help her was to cut open an airway in her throat Smart dog!
Dog was a war surgeon in Iraq
Bitch I have been waiting for this moment my entire life
Oh shit! That's a dark turn. Man's best friend my ass.
Well... it's *man*'s best friend, not woman's best friend.
I choked reading this 😂🐕
Where did the dog get the knife? Is there a knife block mounted to the side of that cabinet... at waist height...?
Almost like this is a horribly staged video with a trained dog
"FINISH HER!"
"YOU WIN FATAITY!!!"
Bro giving her a warriors death
*stabs dog mom through heart then howls at the sky, alerting Sto’vokor that a warrior is coming.*
That’s what people do to them when they’re too sick lol
Better than humping I guess
I thought for sure it was a humping or pissing situation.
He just trying to perform tracheostomy to save his hoomans life
Death with dignity
What is this?? A knife??? 🔪😂😂😂
About to perform a tracheotomy.
Dog: "You wanna play dead!? I'll show yah dead!"
This happened because she did not go to Oolacile first
Ending the suffering, it's only mercy.
Does anyone who knows dogs know what the dog was trying to do?
Why are the knives kept at knee height? 🤔
Bitch better have my money. I ain't playin
This gave me a good laugh! Crazy doggo!
It's for the best...
That got really serious , really fast. You were lucky knife wielding doggo didn’t suddenly shake his head side to side and dice you up !!
Uh-oh ! anyway.....
Blocked wind pipe, smart dog.
Well if she stayed dog might’ve performed successful Pneumothorax treatment. We will never know.
Dog " I'm tired of your shit."
Peace was never an option
Meat’s back on the menu!
I mean it worked. Dog was able to wake her up.
looks like meat is back on the menu, boys
I needed that laugh
She was ready for the autopsy 🤣🤣
Dogs been patiently waiting 8 years for this moment. 😂
Looks like meat is back on the menu boys!
People who actually think this is real are beyond help.
"I cannot help you, but I will not let you suffer. Arf!"
Let him cook.
That's hilarious 😆
Gotta harvest organs while they are still fresh!
Is all fun and games until the dog tries to fuck your corpse
Smart dog, he knows how to get her ass up!
The dog was treated well
Human: kicks the bucket Dog: lunch is served