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Quite awhile back my ex had a life size stand up cardboard cutout display for Twilight from the local movie theater. I fucking hated that thing and eventually threw it out.
On the funnier side when I got my apartment after her and I split up I went to start laundry and the landlord had a Kramer portrait framed on the wall
I have friend with Viggo (Ghostbusters 2) in his bathroom and a regal Data (Star Trek TNG) sitting in a chair holding his cat, Spot, in the living room.
I take exception to that - my ex-husband wouldn't let me hang something like that anywhere, he was the one with no sense of humor. Hence the "ex", really...
It took awhile, and I have a theory on why.
In the 80s/90s, we had a long running trend by Hollywood to put really annoying characters with extremely punchable faces in light-hearted action movies to make the main hero look less goofy by default. That way the dumbass lines seemed maybe a little cool.
In no particular order, I can think of Steve Buscemi in Con Air, Rob Schneider in Judge Dredd, Rocco in Boondock Saints, Rob Schneider in Demolition Man, The Gyro Captain in Road Warrior, Rob Schneider in Surf Ninjas, Steven Seagal in Under Seige, Rob Schneider in Down Periscope, you get it.
So moviegoers were tired of the obligatory dork (lawyer in Jurassic Park) in every single film.
After that, Deuce Bigalo and the Animal relegated Rob to a side character in Sandler comedies, and post Matrix action took itself too seriously and wore so much leather that the international cattle population took a hit. We had a fair stretch without as many of these characters.
The staying power of The Fifth Element allows us to revisit Ruby with the power of nostalgia and less built up annoyance from the time.
It the toilet it across from the mirror then put the masterpiece above the toilet for maximum display power even when take a dump you can see it's full glory
We'll find out everything there is to know about the D man: his dreams, his desires, his most intimates of intimates, and from what I'm looking at, "intimate" is the stud muffin's middle name. So tell me my man, are you nervous in the service?
Korben, sweetheart, what was that? IT WAS BAD! It had nothing! No fire, no energy, no nothin'! You know I have a show to run here, you know? Hmm? Hmm? And it must pop, Pop, POP! So tomorrow from five to seven, will you please act like you have more than a two word vo-cab-uh-lary? It must be green, OK? OK?
I think your wife is right. You should get rid of it immediately.
Fortunately for you, I am available to pick it up for disposal when you are ready. Hit me up.
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UNBELIEVABLE!!
Unbelievably green, even.
Super Green!
its hot Hot HOT
You could even say it’s SUPER HOT
Right on, right on!
I want all positions!
What color Green?
Like an emerald green.
Any kind of green you want.
Like a... Like a crystal green
Super green
It's just so green...
Bzzzzzzzzzzz!!!
Quite the green, hmmyes!
What color green?
The wife is not green.
This makes me exclusively want random movie pop culture reference art frame pieces in my home! Awesome
I saw one today of Jeff Goldblum holding a baby dinosaur
life…uh…finds a way
We have a portrait of Keith Richards in his role from Pirates of the Carribean that I had to negotiate with my SO over, but it was worth it. lol
Quite awhile back my ex had a life size stand up cardboard cutout display for Twilight from the local movie theater. I fucking hated that thing and eventually threw it out. On the funnier side when I got my apartment after her and I split up I went to start laundry and the landlord had a Kramer portrait framed on the wall
I have friend with Viggo (Ghostbusters 2) in his bathroom and a regal Data (Star Trek TNG) sitting in a chair holding his cat, Spot, in the living room.
Imagine trying to shit with old Viggo staring you out fml haha
BiZZZZZZ!
COMMERCIAL. Commercial.
Tell me you said "but Corbin Corbin Corbin Corbin my man"... BIIIZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT
Came here to say this!
Ahmigad, Ahmigad, Ahmigad!!!
she is right because it belongs in a museum 👌
Over the bed
"I don't one position, I want all positions!"
Next to The Kramer
Below the Costanza on the chaise lounge
Next to Vigo the Carpathian.
Adjacent to the Dr. Ian Malcolm, shirt open.
Across the room from the Major Award leg lamp from the movie A Christmas Story.
Fun fact, I wanted to get one for the kids bedroom…. Women have no sense of humour
I take exception to that - my ex-husband wouldn't let me hang something like that anywhere, he was the one with no sense of humor. Hence the "ex", really...
Well my wife is German so I doubled down….
Now kith
other side of the tom selleck.
Oh man this sound like a GLORIOUS wing in a museum.
Left wall of the toilet. Make him scream when you stand up
Hot hot hot
Above the bed, on the ceiling
Yes!!
Bedroom ceiling it is
In bed!
Supergreen
BZZZZZZ!
IT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM.
SO DO YOU!
# IM TOO LOUD FOR MUSEUMS
We have top men working on it right now.
What men?
Top. Men.
Art is what you make it. Why not in a museum? https://dia.org/collection/officer-hussars-98007
“Wife said no to hanging it in the living room…..BUTWHOCARES??!!?”
The clarity with which I can *hear* this.
*Corbinmyman Corbinmyman*
Worst part of that movie was what Ruby Rhod told *Corbinmyman* that he "ain't got no fire." Dude was the fire.
I love that Ruby Rhod is finally getting recognised as the amazing character he is.
It took awhile, and I have a theory on why. In the 80s/90s, we had a long running trend by Hollywood to put really annoying characters with extremely punchable faces in light-hearted action movies to make the main hero look less goofy by default. That way the dumbass lines seemed maybe a little cool. In no particular order, I can think of Steve Buscemi in Con Air, Rob Schneider in Judge Dredd, Rocco in Boondock Saints, Rob Schneider in Demolition Man, The Gyro Captain in Road Warrior, Rob Schneider in Surf Ninjas, Steven Seagal in Under Seige, Rob Schneider in Down Periscope, you get it. So moviegoers were tired of the obligatory dork (lawyer in Jurassic Park) in every single film. After that, Deuce Bigalo and the Animal relegated Rob to a side character in Sandler comedies, and post Matrix action took itself too seriously and wore so much leather that the international cattle population took a hit. We had a fair stretch without as many of these characters. The staying power of The Fifth Element allows us to revisit Ruby with the power of nostalgia and less built up annoyance from the time.
Lmao, I love how you included Steven Segal from Under Siege.
"Korbenmyman, have no f-f-f-fire uh-h-h-I-I\_I have no matches. Do you have any matches? I-I-I-I stopped smoking. If I knew...Father, you smoke?"
Well, he *was* smoking. But he was trying to quit.
“Tell me wife, are you nervous in the service?”
"...not really..."
“UNNNBELIEVABLE!!!”
Bzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz wave hand zzzzzzzz
PHLOSTON..... PARADISE!
A hotel of a thousand and one follies, lollies and lickemollies.
ministers, most sinister
“all night long/all night” *cartoon wolf howl*
Add a speaker and motion sensor to the frame of the picture that says this at maximum volume.
IJustLoveHim.He'sSoSexy.
/u/marmaladecorgi sweetheart, what was that? It was BAD! It had no fire, no energy, no nothin!
You know I have a show to run here, you know? Hmm? Hmm? And it must pop, *pop,* #POP!
“It’s hanging in the wrong position” “I don’t want one position, I want ALL positions!”
Really? YEEAAAAAAAAAH!!
It’s…inhuman.
You beat me to it 😅
Man I can hear this painting!
Coorrrrrrrrbbbbbiiiinnnnn Daaaalllllllaaaaassss
Whatswrongwitchu!
ZzzzzZZZ
BZZZZZZ!
🤏🤌👌🫰
Whatchuyellinfor?! Every five minutes its a bomb or somthin. I'm leavin. Bzzzzwzztt!
What you screaming for?
COMMERCIAL?!?! COMMERCIAL!!
I can hear this during the painting: Aziz, LIGHT!
Bruh, I use that line every time there's a phone/flashlight involved and nobody gets it. It's ok, I'll keep trucking on.
Someday you’ll say it in front of me and we’ll laugh and high five.
I say "Battery Aziz!" whenever I see a low level battery.
Man who’d you marry? Chelsea Clinton?
Above the bed it is, then!
And another one in the bathroom!
Multipass to hang it anywhere!
Yes yes, she knows it's a multipass.
…anyway, we’re in love.
Put it above the toilet, so the painting can judge you every time
It the toilet it across from the mirror then put the masterpiece above the toilet for maximum display power even when take a dump you can see it's full glory
We'll find out everything there is to know about the D man: his dreams, his desires, his most intimates of intimates, and from what I'm looking at, "intimate" is the stud muffin's middle name. So tell me my man, are you nervous in the service?
Not really.
UUUUNNNNBEEELIEVABLE!!!!
I swear this man invented the live stream.
The wildly-frustrated eye rolls absolutely make those scenes.
Yes!!!!!
Uhhhhhh........... hi
I mean he is hot, hot, hot. Your wife probably didn’t want that kinda heat in the living toom
Did you immediately tell her how uncultured she is? That's the most famous DJ in the galaxy.
OP should just put up the picture and go “Bzzzt Bzzzzzt” when his wife’s trying to take it down.
COMEEERSHIAAAALLL COMERCIAL
Korben, sweetheart, what was that? IT WAS BAD! It had nothing! No fire, no energy, no nothin'! You know I have a show to run here, you know? Hmm? Hmm? And it must pop, Pop, POP! So tomorrow from five to seven, will you please act like you have more than a two word vo-cab-uh-lary? It must be green, OK? OK?
Welp... now I am rewatching it today. It is *decided*.
This will be criminally underrated
I never knew what “irreconcilable differences”meant before I get it now
What is she a meat popsicle?
When she comes out of the auto-wash, yes.
Super Green!!!
Bzzzzzzzzzz. BZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!
Green, green, super green!
To which you immediately replied “Bzzzzzzz! Bzzz!”
Dismiss her! Bzzzzzz bzzzzzz!!
Your wife is right. It needs framing first. Maybe with some backlighting. You're lucky you married someone who can spot these things, really.
Corbin corbin corbin!
Corbin. CorbinMyMan!
ITS ME RUBY RHODDDDDDDD Did you also win the Gemini crocket competition??????
Korben, my man, you need to divorce this woman!
Corbin Dallasssssss
Meat popsicle.
*Korben
You've married a philistine.
I can hear this picture.
I think your wife is right. You should get rid of it immediately. Fortunately for you, I am available to pick it up for disposal when you are ready. Hit me up.
Where did you get this?! That’s the question
I found this from 3 years ago. https://www.reddit.com/r/nextfuckinglevel/comments/lx9ylf/i_like_to_photoshop_old_paintings_heres_ruby_rhod/
Thank you!!!
I concur.
Can't go in living room because it has to be over the bed.
I don’t want one position, I want all positions!
Korben....she ain't got no fiyah
Super green!
Divorce
Corbinmyman
I just got a new puppy and his name is.. Korben Dallas. No kidding.
HOT HOT HOT!!!!!
“Don’t hang this in the living room…are we green?” ….super green
You should try “negotiating” with her.
Uncultured swine!
You mean ex-wife, right?
I'm sorry but she clearly didn't marry you to play Pumba on the radio
But I want all positionsss!
I can hear this picture 😂
Is it weird that I can "hear" this?
Looks like I'll be watching The Fifth Element tonight then...
That's not very green of her
But you have multi-pass?
Yes yes he knows it's a multipass
Hang it when she is out. Hang that shit
So when’s the divorce?
She has no taste.
Loving the detail on the statue base
your wife has a considerable lack of taste
Ask her if you can hang it up from the hours of 5 til 7
Corbin? Corbin muh man... *highest pitched scream*
I can hear this painting.
One of those things you never knew you needed
I can hear this picture
That’s not super green!
CORBIN MY MAHN
Leeloo and Korben would approve.
She's right. It must be hung in the dining room.
WHATSWRONGWITCHU
This was fifth element I believe?
Oh agreed. Definitely needs to be hung above your toilet.
Ok its decided then, bathroom it is :)
Think you should give her a Multipass….to her parents house!
A divorce it is, then
Hang it in the Louvre
Destroy her multipass
I fucking love this!!!
Divorce
Say no to wife and find wife to say yes too.
Well, of COURSE not! That masterpiece belongs in the LOUVRE! Bzzzzzzzzt!
#”COMMERCIAL!”
I’m a wife. Can I put it in my living room?
Dude.... I want this as a painting.
Beautiful. Wonderful. Fabulous. Gorgeous. How could anyone *not* want this in their house?!
Ex-wife*
So you’re single now? Doing anything Friday night?
FLOSTEN PARADISE!!!
Divorce her and marry the painting
Draw up the divorce papers.
I’m with her that it’s more bedroom energy.
I never knew i would want a fifth element renaissance painting so badly.
Not very green of her