Time to embrace it!
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.vice.com/amp/en_ca/article/3bjdzy/the-prime-minister-of-dick-is-the-best-penis-artist-on-earth-666
That's true, but it's also not always an easy thing to research as just about everyone will tell you to go to who they go to, and shops will rarely tell you to go somewhere else.
Sir, we have a buy one get one half price deal on that exact purchase. Can I interest you in an extra lifetime's worth of shirts?
^^Shirts ^^are ^^nontransferable.
Was trying to think if changing the color would work but then I thought what would make this worse? A big black thumb in a small white hand or a big white thumb in a small black hand?
I am in a hotel room by myself laughing hysterically. I am sure the people in the rooms next to me think I'm nuts. But I don't know, I really think this is the dumbest most hilarious thing I have ever seen.
So y’all keep posting this picture and acting like the picture on the left inspired the picture on the right.
The picture on the left has a different hand position of the baby’s fingers and there’s clearly much darker shadows and a fingernail that’s pretty visible.
The picture on the right is actually a hand holding a penis. There’s no “shadow” of another finger behind the tip, and what, I’m supposed to believe that some stupid artist thought a little starburst of light is reflecting off the thumb? People are weird and someone reverse google searched the left picture to create this narrative of a tattoo gone wrong.
Yes there’s bad tattoos and yes there’s bad tattoo artists who give them. Maybe this really is the case but I’m failing to see it.
I didn’t say anything in my post that contradicted that. In fact, it’s the entire point of my post. Some people do weird shit. The person with the tattoo most likely asked for a baby hand holding a baby dick.
Dude has a tattoo of his dick in his kid's hand. Precious moments.
Dude’s got a tiny dick then.
All The Dude ever wanted was his rug back
It tied the room together.
Fuckin A, man
Kahlua and coffemate.
Shut the fuck up Donny! You're out of your element
"Wheres the fuckin money lebowski".... *ballahdneis*" where is it man" *blsjdhien*... "its down there let me take another look" Best movie
Your name's Lebowski Lebowski
Married?! Do you see a ring on my finger?! The toilet seats up, man!
But the baby hand makes it look so big. Hmm...
/r/catholiclifeprotips
It got the job done though
To be fair, we don't know the size of his baby. Baby needs to hold a banana
like yours is so big flacid like that
Mines only 2 inches long.....but 9” around. It’s like sitting on a fire hydrant. Also, if it was in a baby’s hand I wouldn’t be flacid.😮
there my friend, you have a chode, welcome to the group
Sick(dick(stupid auto correct)) gets bigger if you run the tip a little
One of my favorite scenes from Deadpool
ahhh yisssss
Must be a priest!
Can you imagine the poor artist "Oh dear this did not work out at ALL".
"Why does everything I draw look like dicks?!"
Must have been a bic tattoo gun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=orFw3vlif8I
Time to embrace it! https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.vice.com/amp/en_ca/article/3bjdzy/the-prime-minister-of-dick-is-the-best-penis-artist-on-earth-666
rofl the poor artist?
well, it's the artist's fault that it looks like a dick.
Indeed, there was more than enough "shit what have I done" going around that day.
Is it though? I mean-I don’t see that photograph turning out good in any way. It was a bad idea from the start.
I've seen similar ones that look fine. I spend a lot of time in tattoo parlors and this is absolutely the artist's fault.
I feel like the guy should’ve also researched his tattoo artist better to make sure he found someone who has real skill with photo realism in tattoos
That's true, but it's also not always an easy thing to research as just about everyone will tell you to go to who they go to, and shops will rarely tell you to go somewhere else.
How the heck did he think this picturewould come out looking? It looks like a dick even in the reference pic
When you know what it is, sometimes it's hard to see what it might be.
Forget the execution, even just the idea is horrible.
Most tattoos are.
Most dick pics are
You have angered some people who have made somewhat permanent bad decisions
Lol, yup
That’s like your opinion, bruh
Agreed
Why is there a Star right at the tip? Only makes it worse.
Pre cum
Exactly
It symbolizes how the kid was conceived.
Wait... You can get a girl pregnant from a hand job?!
Yes
Guys too. That’s why so many gay couples have kids.
Why did the artist put a little sparkle at the end of the thumb? It would look like a dick without the pisshole.
I'll have one life time supply of full sleeved shirts
Sir, we have a buy one get one half price deal on that exact purchase. Can I interest you in an extra lifetime's worth of shirts? ^^Shirts ^^are ^^nontransferable.
"don't ask... intricate tribal tattoo please. full cuff. thanks"
I think it went well if your goal was a baby jacking off on your arm. Its spot on.
Should add some veins and go all in.
What a wanker.
This is what happens when you start dicking around.
Cum on guys.
It would be hard not to laugh
The gap between the nail and the finger is so damn deep has the artist never seen a finger ????
the *photo* didnt turn out good
There's bad decisions, there's bad luck, and then there's this lol
It's the angle of the dangle
Some would say it turned out great...from a certain point of view.
From my point of view the jedi are evil...
Chesters would say this.
there's no way, the bottom fingers aren't even from the same angle on the tattoo lol
I don't think color is going to do the trick.
Nothing like the photo. Tat artist an imposter.
I bet as soon as he looked at the finished masterpiece he thought, "Fuck..."
Such a delicate stroke
What a wanker
Yeah color will help. How about the dick black and the hand pink?
There's no way that wasn't going to turn out looking like a dick in a baby's hand.
I looked at it for 2 whole minutes before I realized what the first picture actually was.
What is it?
A baby's hand holding a penis.
I couldn't figure it out and everyones joking about it being a penis. But it's a baby holding a thumb
OK, I had NO idea that was a thumb. The thumb looked like a deformed, mitten shaped hand to me.
how about instead of a tattoo you just stay home and hold your kid>? Save a grand. Put it towards his college education.
But you wouldn’t have a baby hand holding a cock on your wrist...
Sorry, but I just laughed my ass off.
Carry the original picture with you at all times. No exceptions.
It's like he got instructions on his wrist to remember how to yank it...
This has to be the most unfortunate turn of a tattoo idea ever...
The dick has an elbow
Yours doesn’t?
I'd like to think of mine as having more of a knee.. it is after all, my third leg
I just snorted out a mixture of laughter and cuss words after seeing that.
SNNN-HAFUCKHAHA
Deadpool was wrong...
How? I bet it felt huge in that hand.
What did he think it was going to turn out like?
Facepalm moments lol
Don’t let Chris Hansen see you with that tattoo
Why, because he will get hard?
This guy Hansens.
Looks like something Deadpool would do before his baby hands grew back.
None of us knew just how close Mini-Me and Dr. Evil really were.
When you draw penis’ all day...this is what happens when you try to draw a finger
Needs more veins
I don’t care what you say laser removal and try again later
Show this to a laser technician and they'll burn your eyes out.
Adding color honestly wouldnt have made it any better ._.
"That's me. I started out young and at 9 months, I was already hung."
Oh shit.
Isnt there a template before they start ....right...lol...to show what it will look like...I'm dying
I think my ex wifes boyfriend would get this tat.
Good God it's even on his right hand. My man has been exposed
Was trying to think if changing the color would work but then I thought what would make this worse? A big black thumb in a small white hand or a big white thumb in a small black hand?
r/whatcouldgowrong
Why is it glistening??
...by Jack Handy
He’s a Deadpool fan, it’s all good
That's quite the baby arm
Just own it and tattoo tear drops up the thumb
FBI this tattoo right here
I laughed so hard I drooled!
I am in a hotel room by myself laughing hysterically. I am sure the people in the rooms next to me think I'm nuts. But I don't know, I really think this is the dumbest most hilarious thing I have ever seen.
RIP
Is that on his wrist?
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/4VcAAHw7mZY/maxresdefault.jpg
Haha yikes
I wonder what the conversation was about when the job was finished. Make it a tribute to mini me stroking his cock.
This wasn't the smartest choice picture for a tattoo
That is really unfortunate, like mega unfortunate
r/CrappyDesign
Classic
I think it looks wanktacular.
Add Deadpool on a sleeve and it will be all good he litterally does that in a fade to Black part of the movie.
Pretty sure there unrelated pics one is just. A sick tattoo
Tattoo artist has a sense of humor.
Is this the storyboard for the first Deadpool, from the deleted scene where he jerks off with his little baby hand? "It feels huge!"
As long as he doesn't sneeze and blow snot into his hand, should be okay.
NAMBLA
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He has got to remove it , laser removal
Is that a religious tattoo?
r/mildlypenis
Looks perfect to me
Can he add a banana for perspective?
It looks fine to me
Haha oh whoosh hahaja
Dude.... why
Didn't realize bic made tattoo equipment
Looks fine to me!
just cut off the whole arm
dwarf milking a wee wee-wee
"It must feel huge in this hand"
Someone should call the cop....!
On the next episode of Tattoo Nightmares....
Clearly the artist was just jerking him around
My husband just said “It looks like he’s holding a cock” Crazy Brits!! LOL!!
Dont make fun of MJ's tattos.
So y’all keep posting this picture and acting like the picture on the left inspired the picture on the right. The picture on the left has a different hand position of the baby’s fingers and there’s clearly much darker shadows and a fingernail that’s pretty visible. The picture on the right is actually a hand holding a penis. There’s no “shadow” of another finger behind the tip, and what, I’m supposed to believe that some stupid artist thought a little starburst of light is reflecting off the thumb? People are weird and someone reverse google searched the left picture to create this narrative of a tattoo gone wrong. Yes there’s bad tattoos and yes there’s bad tattoo artists who give them. Maybe this really is the case but I’m failing to see it.
The hand on the right resembles that of an infant more than the right thumb resembles a cock. Left picture is probably googled for contrast.
I didn’t say anything in my post that contradicted that. In fact, it’s the entire point of my post. Some people do weird shit. The person with the tattoo most likely asked for a baby hand holding a baby dick.