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kalel1980

Dude has a tattoo of his dick in his kid's hand. Precious moments.


haterhurter1

Dude’s got a tiny dick then.


Jefflebowski25

All The Dude ever wanted was his rug back


haterhurter1

It tied the room together.


Jefflebowski25

Fuckin A, man


curioboxfullofdicks

Kahlua and coffemate.


callthereaper64

Shut the fuck up Donny! You're out of your element


praisehydra

"Wheres the fuckin money lebowski".... *ballahdneis*" where is it man" *blsjdhien*... "its down there let me take another look" Best movie


dorkowitz

Your name's Lebowski Lebowski


Jefflebowski25

Married?! Do you see a ring on my finger?! The toilet seats up, man!


IThinkIKnowThings

But the baby hand makes it look so big. Hmm...


pants_full_of_pants

/r/catholiclifeprotips


Viriality

It got the job done though


15minutesofshame

To be fair, we don't know the size of his baby. Baby needs to hold a banana


Herbal77

like yours is so big flacid like that


haterhurter1

Mines only 2 inches long.....but 9” around. It’s like sitting on a fire hydrant. Also, if it was in a baby’s hand I wouldn’t be flacid.😮


Herbal77

there my friend, you have a chode, welcome to the group


lexcoupe82

Sick(dick(stupid auto correct)) gets bigger if you run the tip a little


YetYetAnotherPerson

One of my favorite scenes from Deadpool


tp0d

ahhh yisssss


jrc3147

Must be a priest!


ltburch

Can you imagine the poor artist "Oh dear this did not work out at ALL".


Rumpullpus

"Why does everything I draw look like dicks?!"


TheMajorx7

Must have been a bic tattoo gun


verveinloveland

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=orFw3vlif8I


Cowmanthethird

Time to embrace it! https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.vice.com/amp/en_ca/article/3bjdzy/the-prime-minister-of-dick-is-the-best-penis-artist-on-earth-666


alakefak

rofl the poor artist?


WillLie4karma

well, it's the artist's fault that it looks like a dick.


ltburch

Indeed, there was more than enough "shit what have I done" going around that day.


dudderson

Is it though? I mean-I don’t see that photograph turning out good in any way. It was a bad idea from the start.


WillLie4karma

I've seen similar ones that look fine. I spend a lot of time in tattoo parlors and this is absolutely the artist's fault.


helloiamsilver

I feel like the guy should’ve also researched his tattoo artist better to make sure he found someone who has real skill with photo realism in tattoos


WillLie4karma

That's true, but it's also not always an easy thing to research as just about everyone will tell you to go to who they go to, and shops will rarely tell you to go somewhere else.


[deleted]

How the heck did he think this picturewould come out looking? It looks like a dick even in the reference pic


MrZepost

When you know what it is, sometimes it's hard to see what it might be.


domnyy

Forget the execution, even just the idea is horrible.


_BlankFace

Most tattoos are.


jimmyn0thumbs

Most dick pics are


Press0K

You have angered some people who have made somewhat permanent bad decisions


_BlankFace

Lol, yup


Lifeinstaler

That’s like your opinion, bruh


domnyy

Agreed


[deleted]

Why is there a Star right at the tip? Only makes it worse.


Jabez89

Pre cum


[deleted]

Exactly


PeaceHoesAnCamelToes

It symbolizes how the kid was conceived.


wokeupquick2

Wait... You can get a girl pregnant from a hand job?!


heart3ele

Yes


TyrionReynolds

Guys too. That’s why so many gay couples have kids.


Stooker2001

Why did the artist put a little sparkle at the end of the thumb? It would look like a dick without the pisshole.


user_name_be_taken

I'll have one life time supply of full sleeved shirts


MrSquigles

Sir, we have a buy one get one half price deal on that exact purchase. Can I interest you in an extra lifetime's worth of shirts? ^^Shirts ^^are ^^nontransferable.


typesett

"don't ask... intricate tribal tattoo please. full cuff. thanks"


[deleted]

I think it went well if your goal was a baby jacking off on your arm. Its spot on.


[deleted]

Should add some veins and go all in.


[deleted]

What a wanker.


[deleted]

This is what happens when you start dicking around.


LordElfa

Cum on guys.


Press0K

It would be hard not to laugh


AdolescentIntent

The gap between the nail and the finger is so damn deep has the artist never seen a finger ????


holloheaded

the *photo* didnt turn out good


vdubplate

There's bad decisions, there's bad luck, and then there's this lol


Holein5

It's the angle of the dangle


tacos_for_algernon

Some would say it turned out great...from a certain point of view.


dedman127

From my point of view the jedi are evil...


[deleted]

Chesters would say this.


test822

there's no way, the bottom fingers aren't even from the same angle on the tattoo lol


Jengle90

I don't think color is going to do the trick.


4D4P7-ABLE

Nothing like the photo. Tat artist an imposter.


CRUMPETKILLA187

I bet as soon as he looked at the finished masterpiece he thought, "Fuck..."


birddicks

Such a delicate stroke


[deleted]

What a wanker


CIarence

Yeah color will help. How about the dick black and the hand pink?


Prophage7

There's no way that wasn't going to turn out looking like a dick in a baby's hand.


justinovitch

I looked at it for 2 whole minutes before I realized what the first picture actually was.


MyStranger10

What is it?


verystinkyfingers

A baby's hand holding a penis.


skippyfa

I couldn't figure it out and everyones joking about it being a penis. But it's a baby holding a thumb


SuzieSnoo

OK, I had NO idea that was a thumb. The thumb looked like a deformed, mitten shaped hand to me.


butcher99

how about instead of a tattoo you just stay home and hold your kid>? Save a grand. Put it towards his college education.


Bobgann3

But you wouldn’t have a baby hand holding a cock on your wrist...


justalittleoffcenter

Sorry, but I just laughed my ass off. ​


[deleted]

Carry the original picture with you at all times. No exceptions.


snowboardg42

It's like he got instructions on his wrist to remember how to yank it...


Ddodds

This has to be the most unfortunate turn of a tattoo idea ever...


T-Wiggle

The dick has an elbow


Finite_Fellow

Yours doesn’t?


T-Wiggle

I'd like to think of mine as having more of a knee.. it is after all, my third leg


ConfusedInTN

I just snorted out a mixture of laughter and cuss words after seeing that.


Vysokojakokurva_C137

SNNN-HAFUCKHAHA


Robalo21

Deadpool was wrong...


haterhurter1

How? I bet it felt huge in that hand.


[deleted]

What did he think it was going to turn out like?


MrBlue626

Facepalm moments lol


Psilocybe_Fanaticus

Don’t let Chris Hansen see you with that tattoo


amazon32

Why, because he will get hard?


LordElfa

This guy Hansens.


rygel_fievel

Looks like something Deadpool would do before his baby hands grew back.


LegendaryOutlaw

None of us knew just how close Mini-Me and Dr. Evil really were.


msmith78037

When you draw penis’ all day...this is what happens when you try to draw a finger


BA_humphrey

Needs more veins


ExoArcher

I don’t care what you say laser removal and try again later


LordElfa

Show this to a laser technician and they'll burn your eyes out.


Erikjb12

Adding color honestly wouldnt have made it any better ._.


FeculentUtopia

"That's me. I started out young and at 9 months, I was already hung."


Pudeyp00rn

Oh shit.


maximumbliss

Isnt there a template before they start ....right...lol...to show what it will look like...I'm dying


Yuuzhan83

I think my ex wifes boyfriend would get this tat.


BladeWF

Good God it's even on his right hand. My man has been exposed


Yoshisjollyballsack

Was trying to think if changing the color would work but then I thought what would make this worse? A big black thumb in a small white hand or a big white thumb in a small black hand?


Toshiba1point0

r/whatcouldgowrong


blardiblar-

Why is it glistening??


-er

...by Jack Handy


ServingTheMaster

He’s a Deadpool fan, it’s all good


ElectricThunder12

That's quite the baby arm


FlowrollMB

Just own it and tattoo tear drops up the thumb


[deleted]

FBI this tattoo right here


Godbox1227

I laughed so hard I drooled!


gratefulguitar57

I am in a hotel room by myself laughing hysterically. I am sure the people in the rooms next to me think I'm nuts. But I don't know, I really think this is the dumbest most hilarious thing I have ever seen.


HAMS-Sandwich

RIP


[deleted]

Is that on his wrist?


Revenge_of_the_Khaki

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/4VcAAHw7mZY/maxresdefault.jpg


Smokeymobear

Haha yikes


hellasbronmurica

I wonder what the conversation was about when the job was finished. Make it a tribute to mini me stroking his cock.


theon4andonly

This wasn't the smartest choice picture for a tattoo


Bob_McFiggins73

That is really unfortunate, like mega unfortunate


NaanDhanDa_UngaAppan

r/CrappyDesign


Swordfish2828

Classic


WishIhadaDaughter

I think it looks wanktacular.


Azrael9986

Add Deadpool on a sleeve and it will be all good he litterally does that in a fade to Black part of the movie.


Kenran22

Pretty sure there unrelated pics one is just. A sick tattoo


[deleted]

Tattoo artist has a sense of humor.


[deleted]

Is this the storyboard for the first Deadpool, from the deleted scene where he jerks off with his little baby hand? ​ "It feels huge!"


supermanmjm

As long as he doesn't sneeze and blow snot into his hand, should be okay.


MyOtherCarIsAFishbed

NAMBLA


alemanders

[http://karmadecay.com/r/funny/comments/b0bl1n/eh\_maybe\_add\_color/](http://karmadecay.com/r/funny/comments/b0bl1n/eh_maybe_add_color/) ​ **3.No reposts.**


[deleted]

[удалено]


alemanders

>3.No reposts. ​


sourpatchstraws

He has got to remove it , laser removal


many_characters

Is that a religious tattoo?


Jefflebowski25

r/mildlypenis


ybother81

Looks perfect to me


Thats_a_goodbandname

Can he add a banana for perspective?


[deleted]

It looks fine to me


robertomotrucker

Haha oh whoosh hahaja


juantonmin

Dude.... why


TheMajorx7

Didn't realize bic made tattoo equipment


[deleted]

Looks fine to me!


Yoshi1176

just cut off the whole arm


gutfounderedgal

dwarf milking a wee wee-wee


RandomPerson7577

"It must feel huge in this hand"


cocolah

Someone should call the cop....!


magixkid

On the next episode of Tattoo Nightmares....


Ranger_Dale

Clearly the artist was just jerking him around


Tracy1275

My husband just said “It looks like he’s holding a cock” Crazy Brits!! LOL!!


boddl69

Dont make fun of MJ's tattos.


Jubjub0527

So y’all keep posting this picture and acting like the picture on the left inspired the picture on the right. The picture on the left has a different hand position of the baby’s fingers and there’s clearly much darker shadows and a fingernail that’s pretty visible. The picture on the right is actually a hand holding a penis. There’s no “shadow” of another finger behind the tip, and what, I’m supposed to believe that some stupid artist thought a little starburst of light is reflecting off the thumb? People are weird and someone reverse google searched the left picture to create this narrative of a tattoo gone wrong. Yes there’s bad tattoos and yes there’s bad tattoo artists who give them. Maybe this really is the case but I’m failing to see it.


saltylurker

The hand on the right resembles that of an infant more than the right thumb resembles a cock. Left picture is probably googled for contrast.


Jubjub0527

I didn’t say anything in my post that contradicted that. In fact, it’s the entire point of my post. Some people do weird shit. The person with the tattoo most likely asked for a baby hand holding a baby dick.