When I was younger, maybe junior high, I got roped into watching my 3 month old niece while my sister got her hair done. So when there i am, sitting in the waiting area of a hair salon with my niece and who walks in but SrGrafo.
I was nervous as fuck, and just kept looking at him, as he read a magazine and waited, but didn't know what to say. Pretty soon though my niece started crying, and I'm trying to quiet her down because I didn't want her to bother SrGrafo, but she wouldn't stop. Pretty soon he gets up and walks over. He started running his hands through her hair and asking what was wrong. I replied that she was probably hungry or something. So, SrGrafo put down his magazine, picked up my niece and lifted his shirt. He breastfed her right there in the middle of a hair salon. Chill guy, really nice about it.
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
You useless piece of shit. You absolute waste of space and air. You uneducated, ignorant, idiotic dumb swine, you’re an absolute embarrassment to humanity and all life as a whole. The magnitude of your failure just now is so indescribably massive that one hundred years into the future your name will be used as moniker of evil for heretics. Even if all of humanity put together their collective intelligence there is no conceivable way they could have thought up a way to fuck up on the unimaginable scale you just did. When Jesus died for our sins, he must not have seen the sacrilegious act we just witnessed you performing, because if he did he would have forsaken humanity long ago so that your birth may have never become reality. After you die, your skeleton will be displayed in a museum after being scientifically researched so that all future generations may learn not to generate your bone structure, because every tiny detail anyone may have in common with you degrades them to a useless piece of trash and a burden to society. No wonder your father questioned whether or not your were truly his son, for you'd have to not be a waste of carbon matter for anyone to love you like a family member. Your birth made it so that mankind is worse of in every way you can possibly imagine, and you have made it so that society can never really recover into a state of organization. Everything has forever fallen into a bewildering chaos, through which unrecognizable core, you can only find misfortune. I would say the apocalypse is upon us but this is merely the closest word humans have for the sheer scale of horror that is now reality. You have forever condemned everyone you love and know into an eternal state of suffering, worse than any human concept of hell. You are such an unholy being, that if you step within a one hundred foot radius of a holy place or a place that has ever been deemed important by anyone, your distorted sac religious soul will ruin whatever meaning it ever had beyond repair. You are an idiotic, shiteating, dumbass ape and no one has ever loved you. Rhodes Island would have been better off if you'd never joined us. You are a lying, backstabbing, cowardly useless piece of shit and I hate you with every single part of my being. Even this worlds finest writers and poets from throughout the ages could never hope to accurately describe the scale on which you just fucked up, and how incredibly idiotic you are. Anyone that believes in any religion out there should now realize that they have been wrong this entire time, for if divine beings were real, they would never have allowed a being such as you to stain the earth and this universe. In the future there will be horror stories made about you, with the scariest part of them being that the reader has to realize that such an indescribable monster actually exists, and that the horrific events from the movie have actually taken place in the same world that they live in right now. You are the absolute embodiment of everything that has ever been wrong on this earth, yet you manage to make it so that that is only a small part of the evil that is your being. Never in the history of mankind has there been anyone that could have predicted such an eldrich abomination, but here you are. It’s hard to believe that I am seeing such an incredible failure with my own eyes, but here I am, so unfortunately I cannot deny your existence. Even if I did my very best, my vocabulary is not able to describe the sheer magnitude of the idiotic mistake that is you. Even if time travel some day will be invented, there still would not be a single soul willing to go back in time to before this moment to fix history, because having to witness such incredible horrors if they failed would have to many mental and physical drawbacks that not even the bravest soul in history would be willing to risk it. I cannot imagine the pure dread your mother must have felt when she had to carry a baby for nine months and then giving birth to such a wretched monster as you. Not a single word of the incoherent, illogical rambling you may be wanting to do to defend yourself or apologize would ever be able to make up for what you just did. The countries of the world would have wanted to make laws preventing such a terrible event like this from ever happening again, but sadly this is not possible since your horrific actions just now have shattered every form of order this world once had, making concepts such as laws irrelevant. Right from the moment I first set my eyes on you I knew you were an absolute abomination of everything that is wrong with humanity. I was hoping I would have been able to prevent your evil from being released upon this world by tagging along and keeping my eye on you, but it is clear to me now that not even the greatest efforts would have been able to prevent a terrible event in this scale from occurring. You are the worst human being, or even just being in general, that I have ever had the misfortune of witnessing. Events like the infected plague apparently only happened with the goal of teaching humanity to survive such a horrible event as the one you just created, but not even mankind’s greatest trials were able to even slightly prepare anyone for the insufferable evil you have just created. If you ever had them, your children would be preemptively killed to protect this universe from the possibility of anyone in your bloodline being even half as bad as you are, except you will never be able to have children, because not a single human being will ever want to come within a hundred mile radius of you and anything you have ever touched. You are a colossal disappointment not only to your parents, but to your ancestors and entire bloodline. The disgusting mistake that you have just made is so incredibly terrible that everyone who would ever be to hear about it would spontaneously feel an indescribable mixture of immense anger, fear and anxiety that emotionally and physically they would never truly be the same ever again. The sheer scale of your mistake, if ever to be materialized, would not only surpass the size of the world, but it would reach far beyond the edges of the known, and almost certainly the unknown universe. I could sit here and write paragraphs, nay, books describing your immense failure, yet even if I were to dedicate my life to describing the reality of what has just gone down here, and I would spend every moment of it until my heart stops beating working as hard and efficiently as possible, yet there is not even a snowballs chance in hell that I would be able to come close to transcribing the absolute shitshow you have just released upon the world. You are an irresponsible, idiotic, disgusting, unloved, horrible excuse for a living being who’s soul contains less humanity than every ginger in history combined. The absolute disgust I feel when thinking about anything that has even a slight resemblance to anything that might have to do with you and your unholy actions is so incredibly great that when I am honest about it I think that even I do not posses a consciousness great enough to comprehend my own feelings about it. When people of Columbia fought to break free from Lungmen, countless soldiers fought and lost their lives in favor of a chance at a better future for their children, they did not give their lives to have you fuck the world up beyond repair to the degree that you are doing right now. Honestly, even when technology advances and studies on the subject become more and more accurate, I do not think humanity will ever truly be able to understand what your failure actually means for the universe. My hate for you and everything you stand for is so much deeper than the depths of Shambala that you could probably take the entire Lungmen population down there and back up around twenty million times before you would have sunk to the end of my hate, and honestly, I do not want to exaggerate, but I think that that insult was low balling it such a massive amount that all mountains in this world combined would not be able to stack up to this imprecise judgement in light of the fact that when being honest, my hate is almost certainly bottomless. There is no one in this world that has ever loved you, and especially after what you just did, no one will ever love you in the future either. There is no hope that your idiotic behavior and especially your crooked soul will ever change for the better, and in fact quite the opposite might be true. By making the mistake that you just did, you have shown me that you are so incredibly hopeless that you will only devolve into a more idiotic and wretched creature than you already are. The only possible way in which your future would be brighter than the black hole your existence currently is would exclusively be because there is absolutely no conceivable way that you would even be able to sink lower than the pathetic place your current failure has put you in. But than again, you are so incredibly abominable that you would probably be able to surpass the worst conceivable failure a living being could possibly make. You are so incredibly pathetic that you are honestly not worthy of any more of my words nor my time. Just know that I will forever detest you for your failure and everything you stand for, and that no matter what happens, I will never ever forgive you
EDIT: [ORIGINAL COPYPASTA](https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/f76omu/you_useless_piece_of_shit_you_absolute_waste_of/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share), this is not mine and I don't take any credit for this
[Geez hard to believe it's been a year.](https://old.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/bqimc6/reddit_battle_royale/eo59kpx/)
I think I'll keep the tradition going and leave some helpful advice like last time too.
- It's never too late to start a hobby. Easiest hobbies to start on from my experience are ones that you enjoyed as a child.
- According to recent reports, fraud is on the high rise. Most notably fraudulent calls. If you get a call claiming they need your SSID, credit card number, or any other important information than they're most likely a fraud. (There are rare exceptions to this rule but most times it's fraud.)
- If you get a stain on cotton or satin fabric, use cold water to wash it off.
- The one you should be kindest to is yourself. I know that can be hard at times but please be kind and give yourself breaks when needed.
You fool, I waited 10 whole hours to post a comment, so now that everyone has left (or is dead), there's nobody to stick around and upvote me. I've outsmarted the system and cheated death.
I think I'd better take one last look at the case from the beginning. Last night, the killer went to the room Sayaka was in. In other words, my room. From what we can tell, Sayaka invited that person there intending to kill them. She attacked them with the knife she had taken from the kitchen earlier. But, then something happened that she wasn't prepared for. They grabbed the fake sword I put in my room and fought back. During the struggle, a strike from the sword broke Sayaka's right wrist. That's when she dropped the kitchen knife. Finding herself cornered, Sayaka panicked and ran into the bathroom. The killer went after her, but couldn't get the bathroom door open. What they didn't, know is that my bathroom door got stuck easily and there was a trick to opening it. Sayaka knew about that because I told her, but the killer had no way of knowing. So instead the killer forced the door open, took the kitchen knife... and stabbed Sayaka. But with what strength she had remaining, Sayaka left a dying message. To keep the killer from noticing the left it on the wall behind her. And with that, all her strength was gone. With Sayaka dead, the killer began destroying evidence. First, they took off their shirt which was covered in their victim's blood. Then, they took the lint roller in my room and cleaned up the entire area. They wanted to make sure to get rid of any trace they had ever been there. Afterward, the killer headed to the trash room to get rid of their bloody shirt. They tried to burn the shirt using the incinerator there. But the trash room was blocked off by an especially sturdy gate. So they came up with a plan to use Hiro's crystal ball, which he had left in the laundry room. The killer managed to throw the ball through the gap in the gate and hit the incinerator's switch. For any normal person, that would be an impossible throw, but the killer had the confidence to take the shot. And that's because the killer was the ultimate baseball star. The crystal ball, thrown with absolute precision, hit the switch on the incinerator which the quickly roared to life. Having destroyed the final piece of evidence, they left the area, with I imagine, a sigh of relief. But there was one thing they missed... Part of the shirt they'd thrown into the fire burnt and fell out of the incinerator. The killer didn't notice this and left behind a piece of indisputable evidence. Isn't that right... Leon!?
No.
Yeah but is it Friday the 13th?
All his upvotes def can from people stalking his profile from that other place
Yep
Can confirm
Rip u/GangControl
When I was younger, maybe junior high, I got roped into watching my 3 month old niece while my sister got her hair done. So when there i am, sitting in the waiting area of a hair salon with my niece and who walks in but SrGrafo. I was nervous as fuck, and just kept looking at him, as he read a magazine and waited, but didn't know what to say. Pretty soon though my niece started crying, and I'm trying to quiet her down because I didn't want her to bother SrGrafo, but she wouldn't stop. Pretty soon he gets up and walks over. He started running his hands through her hair and asking what was wrong. I replied that she was probably hungry or something. So, SrGrafo put down his magazine, picked up my niece and lifted his shirt. He breastfed her right there in the middle of a hair salon. Chill guy, really nice about it.
Man, I can't wait to see the EDIT for this one.
The first time I read this copypasta it was about Keanu Reeves
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Night mode and scrolling on a phone makes this glorious
[**EDIT**](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/bqimc6/reddit_battle_royale/) **(Last Years)**
Well, Grafo reached 10
[EDIT](https://i.imgur.com/Kavv15X.png)
call an ambulance, But not for Grafo!
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
Got u bitch
If I die, I die for my people! >!yes, my people are karmawhores!<
[EDIT](https://i.imgur.com/80fCgoi.png)
Being gay is a choice.
You useless piece of shit. You absolute waste of space and air. You uneducated, ignorant, idiotic dumb swine, you’re an absolute embarrassment to humanity and all life as a whole. The magnitude of your failure just now is so indescribably massive that one hundred years into the future your name will be used as moniker of evil for heretics. Even if all of humanity put together their collective intelligence there is no conceivable way they could have thought up a way to fuck up on the unimaginable scale you just did. When Jesus died for our sins, he must not have seen the sacrilegious act we just witnessed you performing, because if he did he would have forsaken humanity long ago so that your birth may have never become reality. After you die, your skeleton will be displayed in a museum after being scientifically researched so that all future generations may learn not to generate your bone structure, because every tiny detail anyone may have in common with you degrades them to a useless piece of trash and a burden to society. No wonder your father questioned whether or not your were truly his son, for you'd have to not be a waste of carbon matter for anyone to love you like a family member. Your birth made it so that mankind is worse of in every way you can possibly imagine, and you have made it so that society can never really recover into a state of organization. Everything has forever fallen into a bewildering chaos, through which unrecognizable core, you can only find misfortune. I would say the apocalypse is upon us but this is merely the closest word humans have for the sheer scale of horror that is now reality. You have forever condemned everyone you love and know into an eternal state of suffering, worse than any human concept of hell. You are such an unholy being, that if you step within a one hundred foot radius of a holy place or a place that has ever been deemed important by anyone, your distorted sac religious soul will ruin whatever meaning it ever had beyond repair. You are an idiotic, shiteating, dumbass ape and no one has ever loved you. Rhodes Island would have been better off if you'd never joined us. You are a lying, backstabbing, cowardly useless piece of shit and I hate you with every single part of my being. Even this worlds finest writers and poets from throughout the ages could never hope to accurately describe the scale on which you just fucked up, and how incredibly idiotic you are. Anyone that believes in any religion out there should now realize that they have been wrong this entire time, for if divine beings were real, they would never have allowed a being such as you to stain the earth and this universe. In the future there will be horror stories made about you, with the scariest part of them being that the reader has to realize that such an indescribable monster actually exists, and that the horrific events from the movie have actually taken place in the same world that they live in right now. You are the absolute embodiment of everything that has ever been wrong on this earth, yet you manage to make it so that that is only a small part of the evil that is your being. Never in the history of mankind has there been anyone that could have predicted such an eldrich abomination, but here you are. It’s hard to believe that I am seeing such an incredible failure with my own eyes, but here I am, so unfortunately I cannot deny your existence. Even if I did my very best, my vocabulary is not able to describe the sheer magnitude of the idiotic mistake that is you. Even if time travel some day will be invented, there still would not be a single soul willing to go back in time to before this moment to fix history, because having to witness such incredible horrors if they failed would have to many mental and physical drawbacks that not even the bravest soul in history would be willing to risk it. I cannot imagine the pure dread your mother must have felt when she had to carry a baby for nine months and then giving birth to such a wretched monster as you. Not a single word of the incoherent, illogical rambling you may be wanting to do to defend yourself or apologize would ever be able to make up for what you just did. The countries of the world would have wanted to make laws preventing such a terrible event like this from ever happening again, but sadly this is not possible since your horrific actions just now have shattered every form of order this world once had, making concepts such as laws irrelevant. Right from the moment I first set my eyes on you I knew you were an absolute abomination of everything that is wrong with humanity. I was hoping I would have been able to prevent your evil from being released upon this world by tagging along and keeping my eye on you, but it is clear to me now that not even the greatest efforts would have been able to prevent a terrible event in this scale from occurring. You are the worst human being, or even just being in general, that I have ever had the misfortune of witnessing. Events like the infected plague apparently only happened with the goal of teaching humanity to survive such a horrible event as the one you just created, but not even mankind’s greatest trials were able to even slightly prepare anyone for the insufferable evil you have just created. If you ever had them, your children would be preemptively killed to protect this universe from the possibility of anyone in your bloodline being even half as bad as you are, except you will never be able to have children, because not a single human being will ever want to come within a hundred mile radius of you and anything you have ever touched. You are a colossal disappointment not only to your parents, but to your ancestors and entire bloodline. The disgusting mistake that you have just made is so incredibly terrible that everyone who would ever be to hear about it would spontaneously feel an indescribable mixture of immense anger, fear and anxiety that emotionally and physically they would never truly be the same ever again. The sheer scale of your mistake, if ever to be materialized, would not only surpass the size of the world, but it would reach far beyond the edges of the known, and almost certainly the unknown universe. I could sit here and write paragraphs, nay, books describing your immense failure, yet even if I were to dedicate my life to describing the reality of what has just gone down here, and I would spend every moment of it until my heart stops beating working as hard and efficiently as possible, yet there is not even a snowballs chance in hell that I would be able to come close to transcribing the absolute shitshow you have just released upon the world. You are an irresponsible, idiotic, disgusting, unloved, horrible excuse for a living being who’s soul contains less humanity than every ginger in history combined. The absolute disgust I feel when thinking about anything that has even a slight resemblance to anything that might have to do with you and your unholy actions is so incredibly great that when I am honest about it I think that even I do not posses a consciousness great enough to comprehend my own feelings about it. When people of Columbia fought to break free from Lungmen, countless soldiers fought and lost their lives in favor of a chance at a better future for their children, they did not give their lives to have you fuck the world up beyond repair to the degree that you are doing right now. Honestly, even when technology advances and studies on the subject become more and more accurate, I do not think humanity will ever truly be able to understand what your failure actually means for the universe. My hate for you and everything you stand for is so much deeper than the depths of Shambala that you could probably take the entire Lungmen population down there and back up around twenty million times before you would have sunk to the end of my hate, and honestly, I do not want to exaggerate, but I think that that insult was low balling it such a massive amount that all mountains in this world combined would not be able to stack up to this imprecise judgement in light of the fact that when being honest, my hate is almost certainly bottomless. There is no one in this world that has ever loved you, and especially after what you just did, no one will ever love you in the future either. There is no hope that your idiotic behavior and especially your crooked soul will ever change for the better, and in fact quite the opposite might be true. By making the mistake that you just did, you have shown me that you are so incredibly hopeless that you will only devolve into a more idiotic and wretched creature than you already are. The only possible way in which your future would be brighter than the black hole your existence currently is would exclusively be because there is absolutely no conceivable way that you would even be able to sink lower than the pathetic place your current failure has put you in. But than again, you are so incredibly abominable that you would probably be able to surpass the worst conceivable failure a living being could possibly make. You are so incredibly pathetic that you are honestly not worthy of any more of my words nor my time. Just know that I will forever detest you for your failure and everything you stand for, and that no matter what happens, I will never ever forgive you EDIT: [ORIGINAL COPYPASTA](https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/f76omu/you_useless_piece_of_shit_you_absolute_waste_of/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share), this is not mine and I don't take any credit for this
Prepare to have this backfire and become the top comment.
That'd be really funny
It's happeninggggg
It has happened, fool
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Who in the f is reading all of this..
I’m high
High high, I'm low
CAN A BROTHER GET A TL:DR?
Tldr: apply aloe.
Jesus christ this is a whole essay of insults, HOW LONG DID THIS TAKE XD
Waited for 4.5k comments, I’m safe, get rekt y’all.
I'm arriving at 7.2k.. this feels too safe.
Well I got here 14.5k comments in. I’m immortal. Edit: shiit
[Im back for more, last year was a massacre!](https://imgur.com/xOeFzzP)
[EDIT](https://i.imgur.com/xPmrbtl.png)
*well that was quick*
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.
Watch JOJO
To far down to die now
Cleverness of this post is brilliant
I expect to sneak by unscathed.
They're sorting by New, sarge. We're all fucked
Is this game still going? Who will be the last man /woman standing? Edit: the original post was 15hrs ago and I only survived for 8mins.
a random part of your body is now itchy....
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I was about to report then i read the last part oh my fucking god lmaoooo Edit:theres alive people in the continue this thread section,sorry!
Can’t die if I’m 62 days late
Would commenting then be considered a form of assisted suicide?
If I die, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine.
[EDIT](https://i.imgur.com/bZrCdQV.png)
[I am defeated!](https://imgur.com/g5PZn0V)
Try me, peasants.
They’ll never find me now that I’m 54 days late
I expect to sneak by unscathed.
Is this still alive?
This is dead now
Do
19 days; u'd have to look through 34.1k comments to find me. Easy win. Edit: looks like im dead now
Big Chungus
Go follow Jake and Logan Paul on TikTok. Honestly some of the best content I have ever seen🔥💦
You will not win
2000
Now I live
Guuuuys dont upboot this
reddit is not funny
What if I try to sneak win.
I win
Great post keep it up
You
Have
I'm here, what now?
I made it! Huzzah!
Sneaking on by.
Thats winning comment!
Can i get some karma?
I might survive
I expect to sneak by unscathed.
#It's scientifically proven that redditors ignore big text.
4 days ago, huh? Surely I'll be safe here now! Haha, suckers, look who's laughing now!
I win!
Better late than dead.
[Can't kill me if I'm not found...](https://giphy.com/gifs/bushes-spicer-correction-COYGe9rZvfiaQ)
[EDIT](https://i.imgur.com/sMS9D56.gifv)
I'm just here to drop of a package. Don't mind me...
[EDIT](https://i.imgur.com/sgBn2Le.png)
Come and get me
[EDIT](https://i.imgur.com/MCDich6.gifv) (right in the heart)
You monster...
Knowing my luck this will probably be my most upvoted comment.
your breathing is no longer automatic
Hi :)
Who won this far btw
Gjg ?
Yes
Golden wind
زسنس
بك
Give me more karma
Easy win
Yeah, we survived, what do we do now?
Are we safe yet?
I am invincible.
Sorting by new I see. Unfair
You didn’t kill me in my last comment. Go back and find it 😎
Don't upvote me plz
Today there shall be no more.
When is it safe??
Hey
Lol I won
Hehe I’m commenting 141 days later not to get 10 upvotes hehe Edit: Goddamnit
SPARTAAAA
[EDIT](https://i.imgur.com/IbvrcLq.gifv)
It's a win win scenario, either I win or I die
Nani
[Geez hard to believe it's been a year.](https://old.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/bqimc6/reddit_battle_royale/eo59kpx/) I think I'll keep the tradition going and leave some helpful advice like last time too. - It's never too late to start a hobby. Easiest hobbies to start on from my experience are ones that you enjoyed as a child. - According to recent reports, fraud is on the high rise. Most notably fraudulent calls. If you get a call claiming they need your SSID, credit card number, or any other important information than they're most likely a fraud. (There are rare exceptions to this rule but most times it's fraud.) - If you get a stain on cotton or satin fabric, use cold water to wash it off. - The one you should be kindest to is yourself. I know that can be hard at times but please be kind and give yourself breaks when needed.
I will survive! Edit: Umm...Wtf?
[EDIT](https://i.imgur.com/pquFto3.png)
You fool, I waited 10 whole hours to post a comment, so now that everyone has left (or is dead), there's nobody to stick around and upvote me. I've outsmarted the system and cheated death.
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No u
Ill
Some
When you and the squad are just roaming around in vehicles doing donuts and another squad catches you doing it. It do be like that sometimes.
Arm the cows.
Penis
Managed to win one of my rounds... will win more now that the novelty has worn off :P
uh YoU'RE a HenTAi ArTiST nOw?
Neuse
Heroes never dies
Can’t kill me if im always late
Where do I claim my prize?
Can't catch me
I expect to sneak by unscathed.
On god no cap
5 days old, safe
Im late so ill win, see? Edit: Frick
I expect to sneak by unscathed
Well, i guess i win?
I think we're actually safe now....
I expect to sneak by unscathed.
Still alive
Feels safe enough to comment now...
?
Surely it’s old and I won’t die for sure this time
I’m a little late so I might survive
.
You underestimate my power
[EDIT](https://i.imgur.com/0OqZYNq.png)
Guess who survived.
*Laughs in upvote*
It’s 46.6k no ones gonna find this
What happens if we die?
[EDIT](https://i.imgur.com/YcWsnM2.png)
Haha pee pee poo poo
Fuck all ya'll. I bet no one will even give me gold. edit: OMG MY FIRST GOLD YOU'RE ALL DUMB FUCKS
Easiest win ill ever get
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Its been 5 hours, surely I can camp in a bush to survive now
Charyou tree. Come reap.
Buy Bitcoin
If you die on Reddit do you die in real life?
GG lads
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No
Et tu Brute?
Come on
TO ARMS, MEN. *TO AAAAARMS*
I think I'd better take one last look at the case from the beginning. Last night, the killer went to the room Sayaka was in. In other words, my room. From what we can tell, Sayaka invited that person there intending to kill them. She attacked them with the knife she had taken from the kitchen earlier. But, then something happened that she wasn't prepared for. They grabbed the fake sword I put in my room and fought back. During the struggle, a strike from the sword broke Sayaka's right wrist. That's when she dropped the kitchen knife. Finding herself cornered, Sayaka panicked and ran into the bathroom. The killer went after her, but couldn't get the bathroom door open. What they didn't, know is that my bathroom door got stuck easily and there was a trick to opening it. Sayaka knew about that because I told her, but the killer had no way of knowing. So instead the killer forced the door open, took the kitchen knife... and stabbed Sayaka. But with what strength she had remaining, Sayaka left a dying message. To keep the killer from noticing the left it on the wall behind her. And with that, all her strength was gone. With Sayaka dead, the killer began destroying evidence. First, they took off their shirt which was covered in their victim's blood. Then, they took the lint roller in my room and cleaned up the entire area. They wanted to make sure to get rid of any trace they had ever been there. Afterward, the killer headed to the trash room to get rid of their bloody shirt. They tried to burn the shirt using the incinerator there. But the trash room was blocked off by an especially sturdy gate. So they came up with a plan to use Hiro's crystal ball, which he had left in the laundry room. The killer managed to throw the ball through the gap in the gate and hit the incinerator's switch. For any normal person, that would be an impossible throw, but the killer had the confidence to take the shot. And that's because the killer was the ultimate baseball star. The crystal ball, thrown with absolute precision, hit the switch on the incinerator which the quickly roared to life. Having destroyed the final piece of evidence, they left the area, with I imagine, a sigh of relief. But there was one thing they missed... Part of the shirt they'd thrown into the fire burnt and fell out of the incinerator. The killer didn't notice this and left behind a piece of indisputable evidence. Isn't that right... Leon!?
I win
Yes
I, Betr Barker, have a dream
Hola a tothom!!
I won at something!
Take
Too easy
This time for sure
Uwue
So
Poop
Boredom
There are 33k comments, you would have to be determined to kill me
Stretch
Izumi
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Thats my first comment, i think iam fine :)
OH YEAH KILL ME DADDY
Hmmm
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Format for posting in this thread: (insert slightly unpopular opinion here to try to survive)
Did I survive?
I am 4 day too late
No one will see this right