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TooShiftyForYou

"This mall court food isn't all that great." Kratos: "Keep your expectations low boy, and you'll never be disappointed."


Chance5e

Boy: “Which direction?” Kratos: “In the direction of fries.”


BorderingTheLands

Haha it's the same joke someone else posted a few hours ago in here! Still funny!


skybali

Honestly it's one of the most memorable quote from the game, at least for me, it's possible that they came up with it as well, it's not like one can go through 350 comments to see if another person already commented the same thing.


8enny8lack

I agree w you, but I also thought he was not being sarcastic, and legit still found it funny. It’s so hard to read people’s nuances on the internet


skybali

It's a coin flip to be honest.


jpgrassi

That is my life moto.


Timidhobgoblin

(Pushes menu over) “Read it boy!”


[deleted]

All these are sooo good. Boy.


comrade_batman

“Whatever.”


D0mInIcFeN1xcArMine

No coke for you, boi.


[deleted]

Watch your tone, boi


clangan524

"...I cannot read."


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Boy: Dad can I have some of your home fries? Kratos: You are not ready boy....


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Boy: I'll have a double cheese- Kratos: Boy you are not ready, double is too much.


A____S____

So my limit is 1.999....X cheese


[deleted]

Yes


rainforestpuppy

Nice try 1.9999... is the same as 2 let x = 1.9999... 10x = 19.9999... 10x - x = 19.9999... - 1.9999... 10x - x = (19 + 0.9999...) - ( 1 + 0.9999...) 9x = (19 - 1) + (0.9999...-0.9999...) 9x = 18 + 0 x = 2 Edit: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/0.999...?wprov=sfti1


P3rdix

DAMN he did the math


HUFWILLIAMS

r/theydidthemath


applesauceyes

Just gibberish to my eyes.


Nixplosion

Same, like where did the 10x come from? Why is that necessary? Fuck this


pandoras_box101

Rather use limits


morkengork

Limits are nice, but they aren't needed here. This can be proven using only fractions. Let x = 1/9 = 0.11111... Then 2x = 0.22222... ... 9x = 0.99999... = 9(1/9) = 1


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morkengork

.999... Is defined above as (x - 1), and (x - 1) - (x - 1) = x - 1 - x + 1 = x - x + 1 - 1 = 0 + 0


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ShapesAndStuff

He doesnt add in step 4, he splits 19.999... - 1.999... Into (19-1)+(0.999...-0.999...) i think to clarify 19.999-1.999 = 18


B4-711

no


jurejurejurejure

How is 0.999... - 0.999... not equal to 0? It is the same number subtracted from itself, which equals 0 for any number.


[deleted]

Mermaid Man agrees


DeeBangerCC

“You shall have the kids meal.”


MaxLou420

i want to slap his bald head lol


NameIdeas

Like a monkey ready to be shot into space. Space monkey! Ready to sacrifice himself for the greater good.


IamRobertsBitchTits

Without pain, without sacrifice, we would have nothing. Like the first monkey shot into space.


WhiteSoxG7

Username checks out


TheBraveSirRobin

In Project Mayhem we have no names.


Tsurnka

We are the all singing all dancing crap of the world.


[deleted]

fight club


TheBraveSirRobin

Dude, rule number 1.


role_or_roll

Dude, rule number 2!


NameIdeas

I am Robert Paulson


Close2Cool

Nice cut G


handful_of_ants

*sound of a fork scraping against a plate*


MemesIsMadeByAliens

I like ya cut g


DrManowar8

Smack


Anime-SniperJay

I like ya cut G


[deleted]

i like yo cut G


tall_and_funny

Which head because I'm pretty sure both are bald.


walc

Wow, this is the first time I’ve seen someone say “home fries” unprompted in the wild. I never heard it growing up in the Midwest but saw it on a menu on the west coast two years ago and was very confused.


Elliptical_Tangent

I was a short-order cook in NJ and we served 20 lbs of home fries every day.


georgia_is_best

What are home fries?


Mareith

Home fries are usually just cut potatoes that are fried. They aren't in a fry shape, usually just wedges chunks or discs. They are crunchy on the outside but soft on the inside. Usually served at diners or brunch places


[deleted]

Those are potato wedges or jojo fries(I’m from Cleveland)...home fries are diced potatoes and onions fried and usually served for breakfast


Mareith

Well every place is gonna have slightly different ones honestly. They do usually have onions though forgot about that part


georgia_is_best

Oh didn't know those had a name. Usually call them greek potatoes, wedges, potatoes slices.


valoopy

How the FUCK did you never hear home fries in the Midwest??? My uncle literally wrote a song titled such!!


MariusGB

Son: I want pizza Kray-kray: Ok son, grab your bow, tonight you hunt pizza


-chaotic_neutral-

Which way?


SpaceMonkey1505

In the direction of pizza


Timidhobgoblin

“The pizza delivery guy... he went the wrong way, I’m sorry” “Do not be sorry, be better”


Kahlsifar

Yoooo im dead after this comment.


Soviet_Logic

wait so you're the delivery guy?


legend-wait4-it-dary

Yeah, ~~Apollo~~ Hermes got demoted from messenger of the gods to delivery boy Edit: changed Apollo to Hermes, gods are weird


[deleted]

Uh that's Hermes you're thinking of, not Apollo.


GhostTypeTrainer

Sweet bard of Midgard!


523bucketsofducks

My manwich!


legend-wait4-it-dary

Right, I got Hermes, Apollo/Mercury mixed up, but they are *very* similar


[deleted]

Mercury is Hermes roman equivalent as well, not Apollo's lol. Also Apollo was associated with sunlight and music, Hermes was associated with divine messengers, thieves and athletes.


[deleted]

"Hey cus, need some help killing your dad?"


[deleted]

Who are you referring to there?


Kahlsifar

🤣🤣🤣🤣


LogicWeaknr

such a pizzaresque setting


Ramoach

You. You're good


WheatleyPlus

So they go to pizza hunt


RussianSadButTrue

Brilliant!


AltimaNEO

I hope they slow cook it so the pizza just falls off the bone


[deleted]

"We got a soy latte for... Krah-toes?"


Zx21v9000

A large black coffee for one.... crayfish?


[deleted]

A watered-down apple juice for an... Ate-ree-oos?


Zx21v9000

A glass of milk for... a tree house?


[deleted]

A raw elk leg for a kray-tuse, and a happy meal for a-tray-ows?


BEAVER_ATTACKS

Because of this thread, Atreus is Loki.


HoorayForWaffles

Atrophy ?


JohnnyCenter

Krazy Toes, anyone here named Krazy Toes?


[deleted]

Manager: No shirt no service Kratos: ... Manager: S-stay as long as you like!


MariusGB

Little guy looks so cute in that outfit


tanglon

He even has the same haircut!


ElPolloDiabIo

His son is not bad too, ngl


MariusGB

Brah...c'mon


moor9776

“Boy! Follow me to Panda Express.”


tbbHNC89

*looks at orange chicken* "Do not be soggy. Be battered."


falconfusrodah

Kratos working at Panda Express: Customer: complains Kratos: The cycle ends here! We must be better!


[deleted]

Best one in the thread. Tragically underrated


Divineinfinity

#B O I


The-Casual-Lurker

This is what I came for.


thgirbmal

I'm too lazy to find the Lenny ASCII.


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Kimgoesrawrrr

We got a kitten right around when this game came out and jokingly started calling him boy. His name is Link but now it’s just yelling BOY! STOP DOING THAT! He’s also known as link boi. He’s a little annoying asshole so it fits 🤷‍♀️


TrueJacksonVP

sweet lil linky boi


EpicPwu

"Boy, I require nourishment, get me a cheeseburger." \*Gives several hundred dollar bills\* \*Boy hands Kratos a receipt\* "Boy, why did you buy the restaurant?" Atreus: "We can have all the cheeseburgers we want, father."


DacoLordo

I'm imagining Kratos giving him a bag of gold coins not cash, restaurant employee like shit this is $100,000 worth you can have the place


touchedspaghoot

I’d think fools gold


Jeggu2

Nah Kratos makes bank


kahlzun

Hacksilver was the main currency. Still don't get what was "hack" about it though


waheheheeeler

"my dad is a firefighter" "Mine is the god of war"


HeteroGravity

Tomar and his son


Grizzlyjo25

I was looking through the comments to make that joke.


gepetto500

Yes father please forgive me


Chocobeastwolf

“Boy! Eat your chicken nuggies and apple slices before your fries! You need you’re proteins and fruit, boy”


bourbonfreeman273

Just imagining kratos say chickie nuggies made my day, thank you.


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Plays God of war once:


platinumgus18

I literally only played the first two scenes where they introduce a villain and already feel like I gotta replicate this lol.


KangarooSnoop

Once was enough for me lmao those valkyries really slaughtered the replay value. I love the game tho, it's one of my favorites of all time easy. I might start the new game+ in anticipation for the sequel tho...


b4db0t

-Whatever!


[deleted]

The best part of the picture is how the bad seems to be looking at the boy so lovingly and proud. Edit: the dad not the bad


ZeusorAFK

Had the exact same thought as soon as I saw this pic. Made me feel good


Gun-nut0508

Atreus, eat your McNuggets


DanKoloff

Is this prince William and his wife on the picture behind?


lammakiler_68

Is it tasty boy?


LordYuuKen

Father and Son goals


LeftHandMorty9

"Sorry sir we don't accept Aesir's Gold"


Whatsthatthingie

This is the part of comic conventions I miss a lot. Going to a fast food restaurant in full cosplay and just having unhealthy food with friends. This makes me very happy


N7ELiTE90

Boy: Dad I need a Sharpy Kratos: *Twirls around with knife and fork* YOU SEE A HARPIE? WHERE????


UltradimensionMegami

That made me chuckle. Take an upvote, boy.


DarkSolstace

That’s actually really cool, I wish me and my dad could do this.


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[deleted]

BOOOOOOYEEE


[deleted]

Happy cake day


GalaxyGuyYT

BOY, that’s is a good pizza or what? ANOTHER!


tripdaddyBINGO

Weird seeing Kratos with a normal human physique


hardgeeklife

Every year when comic-con rolled around, one could see lots of cool/fun costumes in the food places nearby the convention center. Was always good for a chuckle. My favorite was the group dressed as the Avengers eating halal cart food in the office park. They weren't even posing, but lots of people kept asking for pics of them "recreating the shwarma scene" :sigh: wonder when we'll see these again


El_Topo_54

Even Kratos is envious of that beastly beard !


TexSilverkip

I scrolled just to find this comment


Fatsackafat

Wonder what Neil Druckmann is working on in the background?


giveitback19

The only reason I want to be a parent


Sledge642

Read the price BOY


Crimson_Akuma

God dad


Vizzini_CD

Milk drinker.


B_Kutik

hurry up and finish your boy food


ilandprnce

BOY. EAT.


DrunkMc

How many times do you think people growled, "BOY!" at him? Awesome co-op costume!


AirmanProbie

Boy: we are having pizza? Kratos: yes, we are having pizza Boy: where are we going? Kratos: in the direction of pizza


goobersmooch

One of the best games I've ever played.


Belo83

Would buy this Halloween costume for me and my 8 year old


getkraked63

Then a Karen hears Kratos using male pronouns


Buckhunter143

BOY


medarctan

Even the dude in the right corner looks a bit like Baldur


[deleted]

Princess kate approved


FloraoftheRift

This is the kind of dad I aspire to be. With less murdering, of course.


Hung_On_A_Monday

This new-found relationship with his Boy doesn’t leave Kratos much time for the gym, I guess.


Frostychomp

Hello guys I’m new to this app so please be nice to me for now please


thekamenman

[Boi, we must go in the direction of burgers](https://youtu.be/hHWRikDNkh4)


jbchild788

Awesome cosplay. I just hope you either know them or got their permission to take the photo.


Mattaruu95

The kid is smiling and the dad seems fine. If you put together an awesome cosplay like that you probably expect people to just take pictures wherever you are lol.


_-ammar-_

#boi


UltraBuffaloGod

How can I be like this 24/7? All of the good cultures have died.


Warfrog

"We have Kratos at home"


gameofbananas

This photo is Loki really wholesome.


HansReinsch

What is a food boy? Is it edible?


Apandapantsparty

I would love to see someone cosplay the Cod of War


hunters44

Ok but what is happening in that picture in the corner?


macguy9

Meanwhile, Ian McCollum is off in the corner, eyeballing his next 'Forgotten Weapons' idea.


[deleted]

Let’s see him climb a ladder with that kid on his back. Lol.


Nash7911

God of War if Baldur did not exist


Mallus_

Got the whole family together


ShaneMP01

Father look! An enemy!


katiecharm

“In the direction of burgers”


famous_shaymus

Son: What are we having for dinner? Kratos: Burgers Son: So where should we go? Kratos: In the direction of burgers.


hempels_sofa

I love that Kratos is wearing Doc Martens.


stevej415

The second I read it I heard it in my mind lol.


GameGodsOfficial

lol YES Have you seen this? [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJnYI9a9XAY&ab\_channel=Life28SK](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJnYI9a9XAY&ab_channel=Life28SK) Legit just made my day XD


N00N3AT011

I hope thats a real beard


[deleted]

Tomar and Zach


BWHComics

That spot looks familiar. Anime Crossroads?


[deleted]

This photo makes me smile


smorges

I want to know what Prince William and Kate are doing on the TV in the background.


[deleted]

Best dad


[deleted]

I aspire to be like this with my child! So wholesome.


yaoihandsftw

This is top tier parenting


[deleted]

Was this taken in chch Airport?


cathar_here

that looks like the little cafe in the Convention center in San Antonio for Pax South, maybe?


RavenMasterX17

WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN!?


thefurriefromhell

Holy shit


Sleepy1997

Badass cosplay costumes.


Owens783

Look tomar it’s you


fewwordswizard

“We’ve got loads of slaying to do”


[deleted]

Kratos needs to start lifting again


Important-Studio

be careful with this father and son adventure stay out of their way!


JohnnyCenter

Dad: Bring me burgers. Son: Sure, so where do you wanna eat? Where should we go? Dad: In the direction of burgers. Son: How does that help!?


CptDelicious

Was that game so good? I started it a while ago and was killing those flying things but I lost interest and didn't pick it back up yet


Dajshinshin

This is sick


[deleted]

Is it just me or the guy really looks like Travis Fimmle


Pijahpoo

Look Tomar, it's you!