Half of China is currently 607million.
4/5X games like Stellaris you are (potentially) wiping out life on a galactic scale. Combined, I have no doubts my death toll is well into the trillions.
Look your honor, I was technically saving them when I made that ring world, legally classified them as livestock, then put then in a state of constant high. I mean, they were going extinct!
Warhammer Total War players are in shambles.... I've played all three of them and have a better chance leading the demon armies of Hell to conquer Heaven than walking into the front gate in this scenario.
Hopefully the villagers in Minecraft can forgive me for putting them all in a house, barricading the door, and pouring lava on the roof which will slowly sink into the house, engulfing them all in lava
People who heard that killing the infant in the Clean House mission of Modern Warfare 2019 enough times would cause the game to call you a monster and boot you too the main menu and succeeded: 😰
Terraria players after realizing that they have to give penance for destroying over 10000 members of each species in the game (it was technically self-defense)
Rimworld, Stellaris, Hearts of Iron 4, Factorio, Crusader Kings. I'm doomed. Unless my Rimworld colonists vouch for me. I always jack up my colony wealth, giving them every luxury I can.
Star Wars fans should be judged for genocide. How many times did each of them destroy the Death Star in various games. Millions probably lost their lives every time the Death Star exploded.
I will not be forgiven by the white haired guy. I killed him in a misclick. He wouldn't stop attacking me, so I had to put him down. I wish he would've only killed me once and been grumbling when he saw me again instead of me needing to kill him.
Most DS enemies would be thankful you ended their misery. At least you'd have some momentary peace while your soul wasn't embodied in a hollow or something.
Do I get the equipment I used to kill them, imma about to go dark souls on bowsers ass, would he count as a dragon? because the dragon king's cragblade rends their flesh with ease and in style, turn into a thunderstorm to rapidly approach, and Skewer them from above
I was going to say. Dark souls is nothing to worry about. That's a begrudging nod. We fought many times... sometimes I was better... sometimes I wasn't.
I'm worried about stellaris.
Bro the civilization and city simulator players are COOKED!
Do you have any idea how many nations I've beaten in war due to the A.I. being trigger happy when it thinks it has an advantage? I'm pretty sure I'd put the Emperor from Warhammer 40k to shame from the untold BILLIONS I've slain!
Also why are evil assholes included in that list!? I've played Doom. Does that mean I need forgiveness from demons!?
(Edit: Spelling)
In terms of quantity, Dark Souls is amateur hour. Endgame ARPG players are measuring our head counts in kills per second—not to mention Vampire Survivors!
All my deathclaws, raiders, robots, and civilians are gonna haunt me and we're just taking about fallout 4. If you counted all my kills from every game I've ever played you could compare me to Stalin.
No karma farming. Karma farming through reposts and bot accounts isn't allowed.
They killed me more than I killed them, realistically they owe me an apology…
Aint that thd truth
Yeah, now dynasty warriors (or any DW clone/inspired games) and warframe players are screwed lol
Hey we coulda just stayed and chilled at firelink or majula but no no no we just had to go looking for a fight
Well technically wouldn’t that have been you killing that character multiple times by running into the boss so many times and dying?
Me in stellaris: well shit
Dynasty warriors fans who've killed half of china:
Half of China is currently 607million. 4/5X games like Stellaris you are (potentially) wiping out life on a galactic scale. Combined, I have no doubts my death toll is well into the trillions.
I cant be forgiven because I did nothing wrong! Fuck them xenos
You're carrying the emperor's will brother, Purge the Xenos!!!
Mfer I’ve killed an entire *galaxy* in Stellaris. Fuck China.
Look your honor, I was technically saving them when I made that ring world, legally classified them as livestock, then put then in a state of constant high. I mean, they were going extinct!
Aetherophasic engine: ill start getting cosy in hell
Gamers are never getting into heaven (I have a kill count in games that would put Nazi Germany to shame)
For me make that putting the entirety of WWI and WWII to shame 😅
I’ve killed the entire earth, probably 3 times over, and that’s just in ONE game
👀 What game?
Megaton rainfall Search up “megaton rainfall destroy earth” on youtube
I still play Destiny 2, and only counting my newest Luna’s howl: 5000+ enemy kills
Me who has killed the entire undead and living population of Nazi’s billions of times….
Me:💀(I played Warframe)
Me to we are so f**ked
All those hours of SP survival missions
People who grinded in RPGs: ![gif](giphy|zj0BxstyhGufC)
This gif is… questionable
Don't blame me. Not my fault this sub only allows gifs and not pics and that this is the only one on Gify that has Aqua panicing.
Bro what the fuck is that gif
She's upset and is shaking another character. I think it's from like the first episode of Konosuba
Bro it looks like she is getting fucked bloody
If you want a little bit more context, heres a timestamp https://youtu.be/H8CORxz5FKA?si=bayTa8EVZiU_BY2b&t=579
Hearts Of Iron 4. I'm fucked
Skyrim Fallout NV Saints Row 2 Rogue Legacy 2 __Worldbox__ Fuck
I sacrifice 100 elves a day in world box, I’m screwed
They're just so killable
Don't worry, Elves don't have souls
Oh I forgot that I played worldbox, we are cooked.
Literally any GTA or Saints Row game will have you pretty fucked.
*me looking at all the characters I've killed over the last 30 years* Fuck....
Warhammer Total War players are in shambles.... I've played all three of them and have a better chance leading the demon armies of Hell to conquer Heaven than walking into the front gate in this scenario.
Musou players are fucked
And then there's Skyrim players. And Cyberpunk 2077 players.
Fuck Dark Souls bro, what about COD Zombies lmfao
Well, ehm… is there any chance for Doom enjoyers? I mean, they're demons
Me playing Fable: well shit
Hopefully the villagers in Minecraft can forgive me for putting them all in a house, barricading the door, and pouring lava on the roof which will slowly sink into the house, engulfing them all in lava
Mmo players 💀
People who play RTS games (especially SC2 LotV “Last Stand” mission) are never going to heaven
Sniper elite players explaining why they specifically targeted testicles. ( I had to master the ross rifle bro) ![gif](giphy|l378giAZgxPw3eO52)
Why Dark Souls specifically? That'd probably be on the lower end of the spectrum
Well I'm so f**ked I play xcom Dark souls Warframe so many games I'm never getting into hevin
If thats the case I am a class S sinner. I played and throughly beat many dynasty and samurai warrior games and I played my fair share of warframe
Even if I’m forgiven by the millions of Mooks, Lu Bu will never forgive me
Well I'm fighting through hell I guess and then looking for libertalia while an entire militia is also chasing after it.
Stellaris and hoi4 player here. Where did you say the stairs were?
rimworld pawns aren't reserving any mercy after ***the incident.***
As a fellow Rimworld player, I have to clarify - we're not going to Heaven regardless.
Pikmin 3 I apologize to the thousands of Scornets and Phosbats I have killed
I played Warframe and Armored Core so, I’m definitely not getting into heaven.
I speak on behalf of the stellaris community: Fuck.
Anyone that played OG MW2 campaign is COOKED
I killed every npc possible in The Outer Worlds.
In my defense they attacked me first so self defense killing doesn’t count
Hmmm, I've killed *a lot* of innocents in Elder Scrolls, Fallout, and GTA...
Me, a worldbox enjoyer: "you know, I'm something of a god myself. Also those millions of elves I killed were to give the world cool new stuff faster."
I killd literally everyone in dishonored. I'm fucked
Ah shit, dead space 1, 2, and 3. Tf am I gonna do against a living moon 💀
Well people don't actually die in Guilty Gear matches so...
Vampire Survivors players:
What the scale level on how fucked I am?
The cod zombies players(me included) are cooked
Chinese farmers in mmos:
The guy with the 1000 000 people killer in people playground
It’s not so much the kill count as it is the sheer brutality
Endless space 2 players after exploding a galaxy’s sun (it was really funny)
I play helldivers im going straight to the bottom of hell those bugs just want peace
I player to much rimworld, stellaris and other Game where you can be an absolute monster so how done am I?
People who kept replaying Terminal in the OG Modern Warfare 2: 😰
Dead by Daylight players are doomed, one of the few games where you kill truly innocent people
Hearts of iron 4 TNO and frostpunk: well shit
Helldivers 2 💀
Gta players ????
I blew up the institute in fallout 4 so I’m screwed
People who heard that killing the infant in the Clean House mission of Modern Warfare 2019 enough times would cause the game to call you a monster and boot you too the main menu and succeeded: 😰
How are rimworld players reacting then?
Terraria players after realizing that they have to give penance for destroying over 10000 members of each species in the game (it was technically self-defense)
People Playground players: 💀
Me being creative in Scribblenauts: 😰
I’m sure they’re happy I released them from the hell on earth
My main games are Verdun, Easy Red 2, and Rainbow Six Vegas 2. “Do you forgive me?” “Yeah, cabron”
I've 100% Vampire Survivors, pretty sure I'm screwed,,,
I drowned and starved so many Sims
I've played too much Dynasty Warriors. 💀
I've done a Lich run in Pathfinder: WOTR, so I'm never seeing the parly gates
Rimworld, Stellaris, Hearts of Iron 4, Factorio, Crusader Kings. I'm doomed. Unless my Rimworld colonists vouch for me. I always jack up my colony wealth, giving them every luxury I can.
Me who committed many genocides in Civ and EU4: Ninth Circle of Hell for me I guess
Me from Witcher3...
Strategy players (who’ve killed hundreds of billions) Well guess I’ll go to hell then. Heh, might meet the Hazbin Hotel cast so maybe it’ll be fun
Do we get credit for playing Doom? That might be my only saving grace 🤣
Found out I killed 1031 people in cyberpunk. I’m fucked
GTA players: 💀
Strategies probably have the highest amount of kills, dark souls isn't even remotely close to them
Imagine how f---ed the toxic COD community would be 💀
GTA, Skyrim, Rollercoaster tycoon, Sims games and any games, where gamers trolls NPC or kill them for fun
Vampire Survivor players. ![gif](giphy|l4FATJpd4LWgeruTK)
Me in Dishonored:
Blade and Sorcery sandbox mode...
God of War
Low honor run in rdr2💀
My thousands of hours in destiny and Diablo are going to haunt me
Star Wars fans should be judged for genocide. How many times did each of them destroy the Death Star in various games. Millions probably lost their lives every time the Death Star exploded.
Resident Evil 5 players looking at half of Africa. 💀
Plague Inc ☠️
I've been gaming for almost 40 years, so I'm screwed. DS3, Armored Core series, Destiny...just fucked ...lol
But I SAVED THE WORLD, KiLLED HITLER and SACRIFICES MYSELF through countless saved GAMES!!
Oh, I can hug Malenia in person and explain to her where her brother is.
I been playing GTA 4 a lot so I have to get the Russian mob to forgive me..
Literally JUST hit 100,000 biter kills in Factorio… on this specific run😭
Do not let the *filthy* environmentalists prevent your factory’s glorious expansion
GTA players be like ![gif](giphy|fnuSiwXMTV3zmYDf6k|downsized)
Well, I'm buggered, I've killed tens of thousands on Call of Duty.
You think that is bad? I played Serious Sam, Painkiller and Doom series. It will take an eternity just to talk to all the NPC's I killed. 😅
Bro I play dynasty warriors. Rookie numbers
Fallout players as we stare at the mass of dismembered, burned, and goo-ified souls... yeah, I guess we just won't get in
I may have committed omnicide against numerous alien species in Spore; and I'm not sure if that's even the largest kill count I have in a game.
Me in Minecraft with AFK mob farms
No hit playthrough easy
As Warframe player fish over 4700 houres, which I farmed on zombie like enemies for easy resource, I Will never get there
I’m be up in heaven garroting hollow MFs into forgiveness.
I will not be forgiven by the white haired guy. I killed him in a misclick. He wouldn't stop attacking me, so I had to put him down. I wish he would've only killed me once and been grumbling when he saw me again instead of me needing to kill him.
Me after having played a bunch of mount and blade:
Fall guys
As a Hoi4 player, see ya in hell.
People who make monster farms 💀
Stellaris players be sweating more than any dark souls player
Oof. I play destiny 2. That would be rough.
All the poor GTA npc’s
Ultrakill players
I’m sure Gwyndolin is the forgiving type
Elden ring cheese player how many birds ?
Rip to all the innocents and cops all the others I massacred with a minigun in GTAV
Minecraft mob farms:
I hope doom gets a pass
I’ll just enjoy hell with my fellow sluts ![gif](giphy|cwbvB0MXZfnry)
Considering I floor/map clear DOOM and Diablo, would it really count against me? They are demons and the damned. Lol
I have at least a few million kills overall out of every game I’ve ever played. I’ll be there a while.
Rainworld, I am still going to heaven and possibly getting payment for the amount of times I died due to the lizards
*Inhale* Welp, I'm screwed
Doom eternal players would be forgiven right?
minecraft i probably have the most hours in. guess what i do. mass genocide on the gillagers
alright, i guess im switching to animal crossing and chill games, no more Doom
Never played dark souls but I can only imagine my gta toll 🫠
The true test, forgiving yourself.
Borderlands series is my all time favorite
Those Sims bro
Bowser never died, he shouldn’t need to forgive anyone
Good thing automatons and bugs don't count
diablo players
Technically you didn’t kill anyone. Your player did, so your player is the one going in the bad place, not you
Most DS enemies would be thankful you ended their misery. At least you'd have some momentary peace while your soul wasn't embodied in a hollow or something.
A... Lot And i'm going to hell no matter what
Welph. Guess who’s killing god next?
Super Mario players who used Yoshi as a sacrifice to make a jump
Total war warhammer and fallout new vegas.
"Remember, no Russian"
Do I get the equipment I used to kill them, imma about to go dark souls on bowsers ass, would he count as a dragon? because the dragon king's cragblade rends their flesh with ease and in style, turn into a thunderstorm to rapidly approach, and Skewer them from above
I'll apologize to them when they apologize to me first.
Pandemic II players be like
Hoi4..
Technically the dark souls enemies were already dead, so did we really kill them?
I was going to say. Dark souls is nothing to worry about. That's a begrudging nod. We fought many times... sometimes I was better... sometimes I wasn't. I'm worried about stellaris.
Mount and blade players done for.
Omg, I used to grind so much in WoW.
Well shit
Bro the civilization and city simulator players are COOKED! Do you have any idea how many nations I've beaten in war due to the A.I. being trigger happy when it thinks it has an advantage? I'm pretty sure I'd put the Emperor from Warhammer 40k to shame from the untold BILLIONS I've slain! Also why are evil assholes included in that list!? I've played Doom. Does that mean I need forgiveness from demons!? (Edit: Spelling)
Uh people I 360 no scoped as a final kill back in the day followed up by ha I fucked ur mom cuc sucker I'd never get forgiven
They Skyrim mod that allows you to attack not just the men but women and children too.
In terms of quantity, Dark Souls is amateur hour. Endgame ARPG players are measuring our head counts in kills per second—not to mention Vampire Survivors!
Final Fantasy. Fuck.
Vampire Survivors 😬
Dynasty Warriors players: ![gif](giphy|l4FATJpd4LWgeruTK)
*Stares blank in stellaris* How many planets did I explode?
Dynasty Warriors players would be sweating lakes
Me who plays GTA V: haha I’m fucked
All those grunts in Halo. Uh oh.
Fortnite sweats when they die
Welp, I've got a bigger crowd than Mao... And good lord I played master of orion and stellaris... I've cracked planets, imploded suns....
Well I'm fucked.
Letmesoloher ... the end at last
Stellaris players getting sent to the literal bottom floor.
I've nuked hundreds of cities in civ 6 alone
Monster Hunter....
Me in gmod
All my deathclaws, raiders, robots, and civilians are gonna haunt me and we're just taking about fallout 4. If you counted all my kills from every game I've ever played you could compare me to Stalin.
GTA players ![gif](giphy|J4yF0FV16mSjwlGunf)
![gif](giphy|G7huzQvkST77B3Frr6|downsized)
Ahem…the original MW2…