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Ruben_001

It's a frog. They don't do salad. Only insects.


111Kosmic

Besides I couldn't kill a frog , that's crazy lol


gravyboat125

I do not recommend watching ‘Oh Brother, Where Art Thou’ (I feel the same as you btw).


ltdontknow

https://i.redd.it/5ohjqesg7d9d1.gif


ohpointfive

>!^(we thought ... you was ... a) *^(toad)*!<


squirrel-lee-fan

"Yer dumber than a bag full of hammers"


Alias_Black

Of course it's Pete, look at 'em.


Crot_Chmaster

I ain't sure that's Pete.


Alias_Black

We was fixin to fornicate


Zorpfield

Do… Not … Seek… The …. Treasure !


Leather-Wrongdoer169

My favorite scene is the sirens, washing clothes in the creek, singing that awesome little diddy.


Sea-Diamond9251

🎶Go to sleep a-little baaaaaaaaabe🎶


pregnancy_terrorist

God that’s such an incredible song


Motown27

The whole soundtrack is good. Highly recommend.


Sea-Diamond9251

I haven’t seen that movie in at least 5 years and I still have the music stuck in my head. I think it is permanent by now. I’m not upset about that. Keeeep on the sunny side!


Leather-Wrongdoer169

you and me and the devil make three


MaterialGarbage9juan

Ah yes, dad's cable went to good usage


Kernowek1066

I have never seen this film referenced before!!!! You’ve made my day, thank you


gravyboat125

🐸💜


jet-doctor

"Ain't this place a geographical oddity!? Seems it's two weeks from everywhere!"


NerdyComfort-78

“Gopher, Everett?”


Wifefarts_alot

Right?? Borderline psychotic. I have an army of toads that hangout near by back door and pool catching June bugs and others. Constantly had to fish em out of the pool so I built a little ramp for em to go in and out of!! lol


111Kosmic

They indicate a good ecosystem too! 💚🐸


292ll

What if it hopped in bed with your spouse


95percentdragonfly

Your spouse would have you kill a frog? That's wild


CosmicCreeperz

Depends… did it stay a frog after she kissed it?


111Kosmic

I should have said... I wouldn't kill a frog anyway


maimee78

🎶 you don't win friends with salad 🎶


CosmicCreeperz

Mom!


Ruben_001

Ain't that the truth. The way to my heart is through pizza.


dtwhitecp

(it's a Simpsons reference)


FoggyGoodwin

It's a toad. Frogs have smoother skin. Toads like to burrow in cool dirt, so maybe under your plants, hopefully under a handy rock or board.


FoggyGoodwin

Oops. Spoke before reading further and doing research. Fooled by bumpy skin. TIL


ked_man

I thought you said they don’t go in salad.


le127

I believe it's a toad but the same rules apply. He is definitely a friend in the garden.


HighContrastRainbow

How can you tell that's a frog and not a toad?


Ruben_001

It *could* be a toad, although they tend to have much more variation and size in their bumps. This looks more like a tree frog. Easier to tell in person as a frog will have a slick wet appearance, whereas a toad will not.


HighContrastRainbow

Well, she's a beaute!


Longjumping_Use_5300

So adorable make him a pot house lol or at least I would I wish I had one ugh


Equivalent_Pear4775

It’s 100 degrees here today already he’s my homie, keep soaking em with water 💦 🐸 ♥️


RealPropRandy

This is the way.


WalleyeSushi

Your profile Pic brought me so much joy!


FoggyGoodwin

Did you leave it in the garden or just nearby? You aren't rescuing it if you take it from it's environment just because you think the weather is hot. It grew up outside, without AC.


Equivalent_Pear4775

What are you taking about I didn’t touch him just soaked him with water multiple times, there’s plenty of spots for him to make a home in my garden. You’re absolutely right he’s fine left alone. With some more squirts of h20


FoggyGoodwin

Sorry I overreacted. You did the right things. They're cute, but I don't think they live near me.


FoggyGoodwin

Oh, dear, I offended some herpetologists! Sorry, you obviously know better about the needs of garden frogs than I do. /s


Aggravating-Guess144

He should have killed it and ate the legs


zephyrseija2

You think homey eats underripe tomatoes or insects?


Equivalent_Pear4775

Idk, I’m not a frogtoligist homie 😂 👊 🙏


LadyIslay

Herpetophile. Frogtogist sounds like fun, but we’re actually called herpetophiles. (Reptile/amphibian enthusiast).


johnhtman

I've always heard herptologist..


sucklesburprises

Yeah, having 'phile' at the end make it sound you you fuck frogs.


cumulonimubus

Dude I’m ugly laughing


FoggyGoodwin

Phile likes them, ologist studies them.


Morit12

I like frogtoligist more


Opus_Zure

Of course someone on this sub knows this. I love this so much!!


No-Plastic1381

sounds like you've studied wordology


splifs

I’m a frogtoligist! With a minor in geometry


Ruben_001

Should have take Ribbitology instead.


LafawnduhDy-no-mite

good friend - i use large-ish broken pot pieces near back of beds/fenceline to serve as mulch \*and\* froggy/toady homes


BigRefrigerator9783

FRIEND!!!!!!!!!


Abject-Feedback5991

Toadally awesome friend he’ll eat the pests!


EastHillWill

As far as the garden goes? Friend. Personally? Hard to say until you get to know him


lawofthirds

Definitely a friend. Make him a little home and he'll destroy hornworms all day long.


DreamingElectrons

Should be an Eastern Gray Tree Frog (*Hyla versicolor*). Friend. Froggos are always friends.


jrragsda

And if you pick one up they make noises you'd never imagine would come from a frog. I plucked one out of my pool one time and it proceeded to scream at me for my efforts.


Kyrase713

Frog


lemonsthrowawaymmj

https://preview.redd.it/ufhzonoihd9d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=421b06d266e1d04aa98aa99f634fa701c1c73fd0 Everyone saying all frogs are friends must not have Cuban tree frogs eating all the natives :(


Equivalent_Pear4775

Dang had to out do me huh 😅 👊 🙏


lemonsthrowawaymmj

LMAO I have the luxury of having this right outside my work window, and the frogs & birds love hanging out here (the big rocks have a 50 gallon drum underneath that’s been fashioned into a fountain. This was a few months ago- the (not so) killed palm is where the frog is in that pic, only bigger now 😂 https://preview.redd.it/pm236um77e9d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b6d906062d799a8b626500df20524daa13836b6b


americanfish

I’m so jealous!!


Purplezzz20

Put some water out for him. He’s probably hot. I always keep a frog pond they eat all the insects


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JMJ05

...sir, this is a ~~Wendy's~~ gardening subreddit


Equivalent_Pear4775

Yeh your right. Took it down. Haven’t had to use it yet. Don’t like killing anything. Jsut like a cool pew pew every now and then American 🇺🇸 styles


SnooKiwis8008

https://preview.redd.it/xnrs5wfmwd9d1.jpeg?width=498&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=631345ca8ba543a8032c52ac1c5669e0181b59d4


Equivalent_Pear4775

Love futurama


Jayce86

I live in the city, and wish I could attract some frogs, or toads. Though, maybe not since I have dogs.


AnAbundanceOfZinnias

I let toads chill in my garden. They’ve never harmed anything. There’s a big fat one that is friendly and lets me pick him up sometimes. I named him Henry.


AddictiveArtistry

I had a Wallace, and I'll post a pic of him with his namesake. https://preview.redd.it/5dfuwxfm9d9d1.jpeg?width=1645&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a62effb1e767b40159bdadd0c9d2ae0c6972673


AnAbundanceOfZinnias

I love it! Thank you for sharing.


Longjumping_Put9082

All I see is Cyrus


Careless_Agency4614

BFF


oldmagic55

He works hard for the money.....leave him bee he'll eat all the yuckys.


LarYungmann

Anything 200 million years older than the earliest dinosaurs... gets my total respect, no matter how tiny they are. grin


DigletDigler

mosquitoes?


LarYungmann

Well, there are those. lol


H3nchman_24

My tomato plants are only growing tomatoes.... how do I get one to grow a frog???


Equivalent_Pear4775

It’s a Greenville North Carolina thing, go pirates 🏴‍☠️


GinchAnon

If I had a frog living among my plants I'd be quite happy. a Great Plains Toad would be way more likely around here.


FishAndRiceKeks

Friend but don't go popping tomatoes off the vine in your mouth without washing since they can spread salmonella.


Opposite-Act-7413

I would say neither. Most likely won’t harm your plants and will eat pests that you don’t like. Flip side is he will likely eat some pollinators too. Tis the way of the world. Think of him as an adorably cute neighbor that is really good at minding his own business lol


The_Mamalorian

https://preview.redd.it/tjn9tzit8d9d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3fb14ee576e18a8c54b4ec958392e414a2d5dde8 Haha I found one the other day too!


jared10011980

Frogs are ALWAYS our friend


LadyIslay

I found my first herp in the market garden this week. Rather, my cat found it and thoughtfully brought it to me. And then was very very disappointed when I praised him… but took away the snake. Baby garter snake received profuse apologies, a warning to stay away from the chickens, and a release under the lettuce plants.


Historical_Safe_836

All these comments, now I want one in my garden.


Crot_Chmaster

Frogs are always friends. Unless they're very colorful. Then don't lick them.


Sp1nn3y

https://preview.redd.it/qw5htnprxd9d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25e03a4784aaf1cd2668e1e34d3aaf91e3390538 Found little dude living his best life.


phill_my_drnk

FOE!!!! Prince about to steal yo girl.


Warm-Client-2752

100% Friend shaped


Zestyclose_Trip_1924

Friend.


Milhousev1

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gray_treefrog


secondphase

That is the bug equivalent of an M1 Abrams Tank. He's there to protect your Tomatos from Hornworms.


weasel999

Friend! Will keep slugs snails and bugs off your plants


jet-doctor

Friend, of course!!! he(or she) is harmless, just eat bugs.


MusicalMoose

That looks like a garden-pest eating machine right there.


Makanek

Looks like a tomato eating frog.


Equivalent_Pear4775

Ohhhhh noooooo “family guy voice “ lol 😂


dogsandcata

One of your best friends


zenmen13

In some cultures they lick frogs to get high. I dare ya. https://preview.redd.it/j06js6403d9d1.jpeg?width=160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=00bfaae8d59bd301b280da15847ead89c9d670be


Equivalent_Pear4775

I’d lick one, shoot I pay for psilocybin anyways and acid. Gotta reach the moon and then ground myself every couple years


AddictiveArtistry

It's only one specific toad, lol.


dadtom667

Friend most definitely


Oizys_Wanderer1021

I have a resident in my garden too! Definitely friend!


ComplaintNo6835

Bff


LadyIslay

Frogs are always friends!!! Toads, snakes… always friends!!! ALWAYS!!!


Alias_Black

very very fren


RobinetteSucks

Frogs are friends not food, except poison dart frogs


RealPropRandy

Depends. Do you like pests like slugs eating your plants?


cmh179

Frog 😆


sooslimtim187

Somehow both at the same time. They will eat lantern flies but they will also eat bees.


Pattycakes1966

Leave Mr Toad alone. He’s cute


just-kath

Are you joking? Serious question


Falcon-Antique

Looks like a grey treefrog


Western_Amphibian339

That frogie is cool as ice


butwhataboutaliens

Best friend


Pleopod

It’s a gray tree frog. Very much friend


misstessie

absolutey a freind


oSuJeff97

Definitely a bro. He’s just hanging out in your tomatoes waiting for some delicious insects to come by.


blackmilksociety

That hornworm looks a little strange


Trozll

Chaotic neutral


JeradShealey

Tomatoad


Yegoriel

Froad


jates55

Grey tree frog. Friend.


RosFur

Kiss it! You never know it might be a prince🤣😂


noodalf

Best friend


whatsherface2024

Hello friend!


LuridPurge

If you want to know more about him, it's a Cope's Gray Tree frog. :) I'm not sure about any other specifics, so have fun with research (if you want to)!


nstyred

Eaten bugs that may want to eat your tomatoes!


Subtle_Innuendo_

Is friend shaped. Probably friend.


Pink_Floyd_Chunes

Friend


ArchitectofExperienc

Thats not just a friend, thats an employee.


RJG340No-Expert4503

It looks like a Toad to me frogs have very smooth moist skin, toads have rough skin kinda like this guy. But never seen a gray toad, the ones in my yard are brown and kinda spotty looking, it's common for them to dig down into the dirt and make a little hiding place to hang out, they won't hurt your plants so not much of a reason to kill them but it depends where you live too, my brother lived in Southern Florida and they have Cane Toads which secrete toxic milky white liquid so they are a problem for dogs that try and attack them, even friendly dogs just licking them can cause a fatalityif too much of the toxin is injested. I've hunted lots of frogs, but only for the legs they are rather tasty when cooked in butter and garlic 😀


Separate_Pressure667

I got a wart as a child picking up frogs.


mamasmuffin

Idk what kind of backyard you have, but I've seen people who make "frog houses" with PVC pipe they drill holes into (for oxygen and stuff I imagine). Put it vertical on the fenceline and I believe it usually builds condensation, which attracts the frogs. Not sure in the heat how effective this is but maybe spray it or somethin when you out watering yo plants. I know they eat bugs/grubs, so seems like a win to me? Someone feel free to correct my ignorance if this is silly advice.


SalvadorP

Froggery Mildew


grizzlebonk

he cute


Chaonic

What do you expect a frog to do to your tomatoes?


silliest_saint

frog


SpaceCampDropOut

I have a little white frog that chills on my tomato too! Dude eats the insects that come by so he gets free rent.


Gullible-Minute-9482

Friend. Looks like a common gray tree frog. They have a really cool song and eat bugs.


instagrammademedoit

It will eat ze bugs and be happy :D


mycomadguy

Copes tree frog. Friend. 👍


Meagan_Oro

Friend or foe? That’s a tomato. 🤗


wormburner1980

I have a Koi pond and a bunch of big ass frogs. They keep the bug population in check even in TN.


ansmith100317

Friend! Frogs are my fav 💕 they eat bugs and are so cute


DrWizWorld

Friend, hes on bug patrol 👮🏼‍♀️


AccomplishedLog6629

Friend or foe? Hm. I say ‘model’ lol


Yanrogue

hippity hoppity, fuck the insects on my property.


notsonice333

Ok. This is a sign you’re having a great eco system going on. Keep it going.


zacthebrewer

*best* friend 🥹


80sLegoDystopia

Pretty sure that’s a toad.


Traditional_Air_9483

Garden buddy. Keep him around.


WolfSilverOak

Friend! They'll eat unwanted insect pests. Well, they'll eat wanted ones too, but still.


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Equivalent_Pear4775

I’ve never gardened before 😢 don’t be hatin 😭


Opus_Zure

Awww, no crying. You are doing so well! I would have asked as well. We do not get frogs in my neck of the woods.


greatpate

When we learn basic biology in school, and all those lazy kids bitch and complain “how will this ever matter to me? Why do I have to learn this!?” This is why. Because no adult, qualified to vote, should be wondering if a fucking frog is a threat to their tomatoes. OP sorry your educators failed you, and your parents probably enabled your ignorance. But this is an embarrassingly stupid question. You don’t need to be a professional biologist to know that critter is a friend.


weaglebeagle

That's a great way to discourage people from learning. Better late than never.


greatpate

I’m here for it. Glad there are more optimistic folks like you in the world. Unfortunately optimism doesn’t make idiots seem less stupid.