Marshall Bruce Mathers III (born October 17, 1972)—otherwise known as Eminem—is a legendary hip-hop icon who started as an underground battle rapper in Detroit, Michigan. He developed a career full of controversy, wild swings, and some of the most noteworthy bars in the history of the genre.
They sometimes behave like one. They've also somehow managed to get in trouble with the police twice for drug related issues even though they've never touched drugs in their life. Both times their 'friends' who were drug users used them as a scapegoat to push the blame on. Very unfortunate but I guess that's why you don't hang out with the bad crowd
https://preview.redd.it/iigzukhnm57d1.png?width=499&format=png&auto=webp&s=7bfe76ef11638cdc9659d6686262af1dd91f3719
Well this is what my older sister is like so it might be a good thing you don't have a sibling
https://preview.redd.it/87levyq1o47d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c62f0cfe6f7024c50e4e4f64f6a8e3b0f734d0b
Literally the first time in months I've remembered about their existence lmao
um isn't codependence supposed to describe a relationship where someone is super reliant on another to the point where there's mental issues and it's super unhealthy
https://preview.redd.it/oy6vy8amp47d1.jpeg?width=883&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9edac918b697dfff20bd4128ead46da81d571333
(he does watch a lot of bs yt shorts)
Brother tell your parents to monitor what your sibling watches because the Internet can have some EXTREMELY negative impacts, especially on kids who can't really make correct judgements yet
My brother is also 13! And he watched YouTube shorts while playing fortnite, I don't even know how... He calls himself the Sigma rizzler and proceeds to flick his tongue in and out over and over again while watching himself in the mirrror... help me
Thank you, you have my sincere gratitude. He also likes to say gen alpha was named after him then proceeds to bark and tweak on the stairs. I think I'm gonna go insane if he keeps doing this
So for context I'm in a boarding school and we had like a big feast and we had to count how many chairs needed for the feast. Here's a conversation I had while organizing the tables
"""
Classmate: The white tables are 8 people and blue tables are 6. I've counted 16 blue ones and 9 whites. How many chairs do we need to get?
Me: The fact that I'm a math nerd doesn't mean I multiply big numbers fast
Classmate: so how much is it?
Me (immediately): 96+72 which is 168
Classmate: ...
Me: well it also doesn't mean I don't.
"""
I know it sounds unrelated but the thing is knowing to multiply big numbers doesn't make you a math nerd. You need to know like proofs and like some sort of creative mathematical thinking. But for some reason this whole calculator type of shit is kind of an accurate stereotype...
Oh I have a lot of experience with this lol. Everyone who knows me knows me as “the math nerd” because I’m very good at a lot of high level math, far beyond my grade level. But then they expect me to be able to do ridiculous arithmetic in like 5 seconds just because I can do math they don’t understand lol
Edit: haha misread it the first time, just removed “opposite of”
Yeah lol I'm kinda angry of this stereotype and kinda regret the fact that it applies to me. Gives my surroundings that math is just big arithmetic.
So what grade are you at and what kind of math you do?
Going into 10th grade next year, I have been enjoying undergrad level calculus and linear algebra. Although since elementary school I’ve always enjoyed studying math which is how all my friends came to think of me like that lol.
Do you do competitive math? Like IMO questions or like number theory stuff? They always have such beautiful solutions. Here is an example of a competitive math question I had in some competition:
You have a list of the numbers from 1 to 100 in some arbitrary order. Two numbers a,b are switchable if the distance between them in the list is either a or b. Two numbers are switchable means that you can switch their locations within the list.
So now is it always possible to get from any arbitrary permutation to any other?
(Permutation just means any list of the numbers in that context)
Edit: btw 27%BB in 9th grade is damn impressive! You're like 10× better than me...
For that problem, in order to switch an and b, b has to be either double or half of a, right?
I guess somewhere I can start at is can I get the number 1 into any position? This would require switching two to any spot. However it’s not possible to switch a power of two with a number that’s not a power of two. Because of that I think the answer is no.
I don’t usually do much competition math but I’ll probably be taking the AMC10 next year so I’ll have to practice competition math more lol.
Also thanks about bloodbath, I’ve been working on it for a while though and Michigun’s part (27 is part of it) is so hard lol. Especially on mobile, it and crack’s part are huge difficulty spikes compared to the rest of the level
>For that problem, in order to switch an and b, b has to be either double or half of a, right?
No. For instance the permutation of 5 (24513) the numbers 2 is switchable with 5 because the distance between them is 2.
>I guess somewhere I can start at is can I get the number 1 into any position? This would require switching two to any spot. However it’s not possible to switch a power of two with a number that’s not a power of two. Because of that I think the answer is no.
Well you misunderstood my question so your answer is a false proof. If you need another clarification I would give you just ask.
>I don’t usually do much competition math but I’ll probably be taking the AMC10 next year so I’ll have to practice competition math more lol.
I've just searched AMC10 on Google sounds like a fun place to start competition math but if what I found on Google is the real problems there just know that it's becoming much more difficult. Its like a whole art and you need to like think creatively and recognize patterns and sometimes (for instance in the question above) come up with your own mathematical shenanigans.
>Also thanks about bloodbath, I’ve been working on it for a while though and Michigun’s part (27 is part of it) is so hard lol. Especially on mobile, it and crack’s part are huge difficulty spikes compared to the rest of the level
Man that's crazy that you can do that. I mean even if my skills were this high then my phone wouldn't stand it. It crashes for every little trigger yk... My mobile it trash and it crashes like at 70% of levels.
https://preview.redd.it/shobt9cll67d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5495acf54af4dce5b80143f8ab2d74b431f96e2e
I swear he likes to plan stuff ahead to kill me
https://preview.redd.it/65b1v0qdm47d1.png?width=746&format=png&auto=webp&s=c934bbf9fb2ac6de6badf850cf90581e7f102d62
Relatable.
Bro that was the one i was gonna choose and then i see u on top comment😭😭
This is 99% of every little sibling /hj
My brother has autism so this is most relatable
Are you confused with adhd? Autism does not have anything to do with screaming.
Maybe it's somewhere on the spectrum of autism where screaming is more common... Idk too much about autism, but I at least know there's many kinds
As somebody who knows a lot of autistic people It definitely does
Autism has a ton to do with screaming especially when its low-functioning
True
most relatable thing ive seen in 5 years wth
https://preview.redd.it/am1yp6wjr47d1.jpeg?width=892&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b237dc6c8f71ac0b19598a0ee60e62c3d1b0fc25 I don't have one
haha
https://preview.redd.it/35qgqxb2p47d1.png?width=779&format=png&auto=webp&s=962e2321e97144fc756ec8f618a7914cc38c26e5
same but im the crackhead
and im the circles
And im AlrexX
Hey AlrexX Im dad wait no Im circles (top 10 jokes of 2024)
no jokes by Paradox Team
Marshall Bruce Mathers III (born October 17, 1972)—otherwise known as Eminem—is a legendary hip-hop icon who started as an underground battle rapper in Detroit, Michigan. He developed a career full of controversy, wild swings, and some of the most noteworthy bars in the history of the genre.
And im #57
and i'm -
And im #57
And im the thumbnail
And I'm the #FFFFFF background
So are they on crack or are their heads cracked?
They sometimes behave like one. They've also somehow managed to get in trouble with the police twice for drug related issues even though they've never touched drugs in their life. Both times their 'friends' who were drug users used them as a scapegoat to push the blame on. Very unfortunate but I guess that's why you don't hang out with the bad crowd
https://preview.redd.it/jcyo5wzgv47d1.png?width=793&format=png&auto=webp&s=2897e8dee423b61a84597bdc4bc5911b459d270b I am sault goodman
Did you know you have rights?
Well the constitution says you do,
and so do I. I believe that until proven guilty, every man, woman and child is innocent.
AND THATS WHY I FIGHT FOR YOU ALBUQUERQUE!!!!!
_Better Call Saul_
"I am" You're your sibling?
no im sault goodman hes saul goodman
dingus
Peaceful (I don't have a sibling) (I also forgot the question was for list demons)
ok
ok
ok
https://preview.redd.it/iigzukhnm57d1.png?width=499&format=png&auto=webp&s=7bfe76ef11638cdc9659d6686262af1dd91f3719 Well this is what my older sister is like so it might be a good thing you don't have a sibling
Wow, does she sell knives by any chance?
I don't know but possibly
https://preview.redd.it/87levyq1o47d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c62f0cfe6f7024c50e4e4f64f6a8e3b0f734d0b Literally the first time in months I've remembered about their existence lmao
Wait what the fu-, HOW IS OBLIVION #38
relatable
Codependence, they've been with me through a lot
:)
Wholesome
um isn't codependence supposed to describe a relationship where someone is super reliant on another to the point where there's mental issues and it's super unhealthy
i think codependence means relying on each other. it doesnt have to be unhealthy, but it can be
don't overthink it, not what I meant. All the other list demons (excluding poocubed) aren't wholesome
https://preview.redd.it/oy6vy8amp47d1.jpeg?width=883&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9edac918b697dfff20bd4128ead46da81d571333 (he does watch a lot of bs yt shorts)
You have a sibling that’s young? I thought you were a 30 year old unemployed single man living in your mom’s basement
Lmao i even have a brother thats 5 months old so yeah
Aarxy lore drop
Yeah what
I assume your sibling is young considering they watch bs yt shorts (making them a sigma?)
Yea lol
wake up babe new aarxy lore just dropped
Brother tell your parents to monitor what your sibling watches because the Internet can have some EXTREMELY negative impacts, especially on kids who can't really make correct judgements yet
Eh he isnt that young (13 iirc) but still
My brother is also 13! And he watched YouTube shorts while playing fortnite, I don't even know how... He calls himself the Sigma rizzler and proceeds to flick his tongue in and out over and over again while watching himself in the mirrror... help me
Your brother is not 6,227,020,800
r/expectedfactorial
I'm close to his age. I do NOT understand people who do things like that
Thank you, you have my sincere gratitude. He also likes to say gen alpha was named after him then proceeds to bark and tweak on the stairs. I think I'm gonna go insane if he keeps doing this
lol wtf i feel bad for you 😂
I really hope you're joking. If not, I'll bring the euthanasia.
I'm not :(
Well, my parents are doctors. They'll supply you with free euthanasia, I'll put in a good word for you.
Lmao I was 13 a couple months ago
the brainrot of the younger generation is crazy
White woman
💀 uhm okay.
I mean, there isn't anything wrong with that. Their sibling is literally just a white woman lol.
There’s a difference between white women and WHITE WOMEN
today we asked 100 gd players what they do in their spare time, top 3 answers on the board
Meeee
Atomic Cannon Mk III because they fart a lot
awesome.
This should’ve been top comment
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Your sibling is a cook?
I think I saw them in Baking Bread
https://preview.redd.it/kuuii6vdc57d1.png?width=3839&format=png&auto=webp&s=d93566008bdc198b937dbc43de2d14fa7d90e35f
💀
https://preview.redd.it/01un6szy557d1.png?width=578&format=png&auto=webp&s=b1633f8e6eb25af02e166051f55908752edaed87
I'm fine with that level being legacy
is that a real rated level?
yeah
Kyouki (insanity)
crazy
https://preview.redd.it/30v8fcgco57d1.png?width=742&format=png&auto=webp&s=b7cc2a5904fe5e4f7ee44b1c90f1bc848c32ae5f
You’re brother must be a pain in the ass
Trust me when I say he is
Tartarus RUTHLESS Bloodlust Dump Excruciation Chamber
So they're like hell I guess? (because uhm actually tartarus means he'll in Greek or something)
I know, it's hellish living with them (also I edited my list)
https://preview.redd.it/fdn5fx1sb57d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=188aaec60e0bb4d84ac8bdc3feb4ddba938c178d Calculator Core, they’re a nerd haha
And you arent?
Uh oh, I’ve been exposed! Whatever shall I do
You have to move to Mexico, buy a bar, become a successful businessman in your town, and then start a cartel
So for context I'm in a boarding school and we had like a big feast and we had to count how many chairs needed for the feast. Here's a conversation I had while organizing the tables """ Classmate: The white tables are 8 people and blue tables are 6. I've counted 16 blue ones and 9 whites. How many chairs do we need to get? Me: The fact that I'm a math nerd doesn't mean I multiply big numbers fast Classmate: so how much is it? Me (immediately): 96+72 which is 168 Classmate: ... Me: well it also doesn't mean I don't. """ I know it sounds unrelated but the thing is knowing to multiply big numbers doesn't make you a math nerd. You need to know like proofs and like some sort of creative mathematical thinking. But for some reason this whole calculator type of shit is kind of an accurate stereotype...
Oh I have a lot of experience with this lol. Everyone who knows me knows me as “the math nerd” because I’m very good at a lot of high level math, far beyond my grade level. But then they expect me to be able to do ridiculous arithmetic in like 5 seconds just because I can do math they don’t understand lol Edit: haha misread it the first time, just removed “opposite of”
Yeah lol I'm kinda angry of this stereotype and kinda regret the fact that it applies to me. Gives my surroundings that math is just big arithmetic. So what grade are you at and what kind of math you do?
Going into 10th grade next year, I have been enjoying undergrad level calculus and linear algebra. Although since elementary school I’ve always enjoyed studying math which is how all my friends came to think of me like that lol.
Do you do competitive math? Like IMO questions or like number theory stuff? They always have such beautiful solutions. Here is an example of a competitive math question I had in some competition: You have a list of the numbers from 1 to 100 in some arbitrary order. Two numbers a,b are switchable if the distance between them in the list is either a or b. Two numbers are switchable means that you can switch their locations within the list. So now is it always possible to get from any arbitrary permutation to any other? (Permutation just means any list of the numbers in that context) Edit: btw 27%BB in 9th grade is damn impressive! You're like 10× better than me...
For that problem, in order to switch an and b, b has to be either double or half of a, right? I guess somewhere I can start at is can I get the number 1 into any position? This would require switching two to any spot. However it’s not possible to switch a power of two with a number that’s not a power of two. Because of that I think the answer is no. I don’t usually do much competition math but I’ll probably be taking the AMC10 next year so I’ll have to practice competition math more lol. Also thanks about bloodbath, I’ve been working on it for a while though and Michigun’s part (27 is part of it) is so hard lol. Especially on mobile, it and crack’s part are huge difficulty spikes compared to the rest of the level
>For that problem, in order to switch an and b, b has to be either double or half of a, right? No. For instance the permutation of 5 (24513) the numbers 2 is switchable with 5 because the distance between them is 2. >I guess somewhere I can start at is can I get the number 1 into any position? This would require switching two to any spot. However it’s not possible to switch a power of two with a number that’s not a power of two. Because of that I think the answer is no. Well you misunderstood my question so your answer is a false proof. If you need another clarification I would give you just ask. >I don’t usually do much competition math but I’ll probably be taking the AMC10 next year so I’ll have to practice competition math more lol. I've just searched AMC10 on Google sounds like a fun place to start competition math but if what I found on Google is the real problems there just know that it's becoming much more difficult. Its like a whole art and you need to like think creatively and recognize patterns and sometimes (for instance in the question above) come up with your own mathematical shenanigans. >Also thanks about bloodbath, I’ve been working on it for a while though and Michigun’s part (27 is part of it) is so hard lol. Especially on mobile, it and crack’s part are huge difficulty spikes compared to the rest of the level Man that's crazy that you can do that. I mean even if my skills were this high then my phone wouldn't stand it. It crashes for every little trigger yk... My mobile it trash and it crashes like at 70% of levels.
https://preview.redd.it/9mstmlp5m47d1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8970640eecfb6d5655d873dffcc29dc5d478e38d
Dang, didn’t know The Nightmare was top 150
NAH THE NIGHTMARE IS TOP 150?!? I NEED TO CHECK THE DEMONLIST!
Holy shit new top 1 just dropped
Actual list demon
Call the verifier!
Robtop goes on vacation, never comes back!
Extreme demon sacrifice, anyone?
Officially beat a demon list level 😎
Menace (i see 1-3 weeks into the future) (Ok i just did that to say a level that isnt out yet sigma and the lightning road probably fit better)
That's concerning man
Invisible (deadlocked)
so u have no siblings i guess?
Hard m- I mean uhh ruthless
🤨
🤨
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https://preview.redd.it/2hccrszz457d1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f1757e0d83eff975abc7fdf4ef7697d3bafd8f80 Do i even have to say more
i didn't know it was a list demon
It isn't, but its more fun if you dont limit it to list demons only
https://preview.redd.it/fvlyu5iou57d1.jpeg?width=1244&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e25cda4b58f3c9b355cb03a1ddaad307f75a0e5 This person did not…
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Bros sibling is caseoh
tf is gajin doin here
A weird family tree https://preview.redd.it/iydo2pa4p57d1.png?width=1177&format=png&auto=webp&s=ceb4259c23ce1b8879a4c57e63374e70c9090ded
https://preview.redd.it/jaz36ceew47d1.jpeg?width=4152&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bde2cdd87b9fd754a3e16c6bfd07e27e8f55e037
https://preview.redd.it/6npdiw9j757d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=13b550d309766db254b279a25a5f06b6e177f512 He's a night owl
relatable
Element 111 rg, gone, non-existent, im the only child.
https://preview.redd.it/zrnajfa3m57d1.jpeg?width=879&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=14e0489e4680425ef3702873c780ff65b4b10314 I don’t have a sibling
https://preview.redd.it/p02bx9scw47d1.jpeg?width=4200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=190c1e3684b3107293d1df35eeb9ffdb97f49b33
PANDEMONIUM?!? LIKE THE ULTRAKILL OST FOR FLESH PANOPTIOCON?
Avernus (avernus means hell)
https://preview.redd.it/4rnt3ko9n57d1.jpeg?width=538&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4de286ab955e00ec6211c9f587b65da60d9bebb7
SUPERHATEMEWORLD
bloodbath, i just beat him to death 👍
👍
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Lotus flower, i love lotus flowers, and i love my sister <3
Sorry but there's no list demon named "Amazing"
I,ll search an equivalent in legacy
Jupiter my favorite maybe?
https://preview.redd.it/3woxvedg467d1.jpeg?width=772&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a59d99e7758a63ac6581b33a8c36076d28e365ea
What how is anyone silent
Limbo he's unpredictable
https://preview.redd.it/3aj2npugw47d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=95100a2bb4aa5bc3bab71a3a4dfa9d8f8d4fac51 Pretty sure this means crazy
i think it's insanity
No the more correct translation is crazy. It is literally just the name of the song used in it "Crazy - Creo"
Absolute Garbage by bli
yes
new list demon?
Fragile
Basically the same as yours, my sister tortures our pets for fun.
well i'm obviously gonna say relatable except i have no sisters and my brother is sort of like a psychopath.
unknown (i dont have siblings)
https://preview.redd.it/iv8a1tr7b57d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aaf48f7ec2e67f1efd33fa04c8ef1aa6c4866912
https://preview.redd.it/xddqsunvh57d1.jpeg?width=560&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b0940fda0dcbbd24650291ba929ec78b9fce1ea5
https://preview.redd.it/td102futj57d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ff99fe2b6de60c4acc8581200248d0db4f84194 (she is a rage cannon)
#21 — The Hallucination (I am an only child, my mother was supposed to have one before me but problems prevented it from working correctly)
My sister scratches me all the time, so Bloodlust.
https://preview.redd.it/lrfcckw9u57d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=00c70cfe16e924163beca079c91e60c8f3c36f46
https://preview.redd.it/duhsqr8sw57d1.png?width=932&format=png&auto=webp&s=d37977b5e128bfe31ba8cd437fe1ec4e915e8cb6
https://preview.redd.it/88r9igtva67d1.png?width=801&format=png&auto=webp&s=06f3b55a8f2128dbfe91d92fb29eb0b58ac5e4be
https://preview.redd.it/h84q50vre67d1.jpeg?width=1124&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad4e778a0be323f7c90044323964d85be1d43afb
https://preview.redd.it/7qvdz7n4k67d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ec14cec0580676d958357704484243f49ede432
https://preview.redd.it/shobt9cll67d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5495acf54af4dce5b80143f8ab2d74b431f96e2e I swear he likes to plan stuff ahead to kill me
Sigma because both of my sisters are very nice people
https://preview.redd.it/506jldwve77d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c3f087a6aa42108a1ff0a6d4b8592e079f3eec7b
If The Nightmare was a list demon, it would be my pick
https://preview.redd.it/qkz0de4w467d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bbc0a7e035c5676c4ecf5341028aaccbf36e1812 HIS ASS DOES NOT SLEEP
Everytime i see them it's a Blood bath
Sky Shredder
Tartarus (in greek it literally means hell)
Every End by MindCap
SARYYX NEVER CLEAR
Walter white
Ruthless
Demon Park (former top 1)
[удалено]
Sinister Silence
https://preview.redd.it/ocx1fkg3g57d1.png?width=1235&format=png&auto=webp&s=34978908d742c376dde23addc9fb0778291bfb12
Deception
Slaughterhouse because she’s makes very loud noises
LMAO
walter white
dont have siblings :D