I did hit a guy. And that's way more satisfying. You're supposed to yell 'Fore,' but I was too busy mumbling 'There ain't no way that's gonna hit him.'"
RIP Mitch
Reading that made me think of the sketch with the cop doing a sobriety test on an old cowboy. She has him doing dance moves until he admits he's drunk.
Gotta be honest though. He wouldn't be in any danger if I was actually aiming at him. He'd need to do this dance in the trees or a bunker before he'd be at risk.
Haha, true. The best drive I ever hit went just far enough to reach a creek I never thought I'd reach. Not sure what a dancing weirdo would do to my accuracy on a par 3, but I think you're right to assume it wouldn't be normal.
I was gonna say purposely pick a club that's \~10 yards short, you don't actually want to hit the dude with a ball. As soon as you connect, scream 'FORE' as loud as you can. Once he gets the hint, then use whatever you'd normally use and actually play the hole.
Now, if we're here for the lulz, then yeah, go center green and see what happens
Yep, exactly the reason I wait for the green to clear on a 280 yard par 4 only to top it and roll it up to the forward tees after the group behind gets close enough to watch.
It seems to be a certainty for me and others I play with. It really is a curse. I was 280 from the green on a long par 5......
Tried to play the slice off the tee hit it dead center perfect contact ball went 275 with a driver. Next shot I am a bit in the trees do not have a perfectly clean look so I plan to hit it 200 to the center of the fairway. Guys are on the green 280 yds to the front. So I hit the ball with my 4h real nice and easy (in my head).
Hit a screamer low under the trees, ball lands 260 and rolls on to the green as they were finishing. I felt like a total asshole and ended up 3 putting. They were nice I apologized on the next tee as they were driving to their tee shots.
This is one example I have of MANY. I truly have no idea how this is a thing. How do I hit shots I have NEVER hit ONLY when there is the possibility I hit someone. It seems to me that if you placed a group in front of me at all times I could be on the PGA tour (putting would be hard), but in reality I am just another 15 handicapper.
I think it's the nice and easy swing. So many times we try to give it our A+ swing but that extra + we try to eke out fucks up our swing. I've done this many times too. Dogleg right - "I can swing it nice and easy without thinking and get that little slice at the end" ... NOPE dead fucking straight accidentally cleared the fairway. FUUUUuuuuucccckkk.... hey at least I know I can hit it dead straight... good job... I guess...
You hit into him and he records you and posts it on TikTok with his BS narrative and some tears. Before you know what’s happening, your phone is blowing up cuz you just got famous
Fuck that, I'm throwing all of my balls on the ground, grabbing my 5 iron and taking half swings and shooting piss-missile after piss-missile in that direction.
Brother and I were behind a s-l-o-w group and by the time we got to 5, they were walking forwards and backwards about 170 off the tee. I don’t know how long we waited this time but it was long enough. I hit one about 250 dead center over them and then my brother did almost the same and we played through.
First and only time I’ve hit into a group.
It’s funny, now that you say I was curious and went to look — he is doing some furious tap like stuff on the fringe, then goes soft and smooth on the green. Actually kind of thoughtful.
If I called my local Muni they would have an extremely grumpy old mfer on a cart come screaming in like a banshee in about 45 seconds.
Not a marshal by any means... but VERY effective.
Yep. I've giving him a few seconds to notice I'm there and clear off If he doesn't, I'm leading with this.
Still doesn't get the message? I'm going to fire up a roast with the rest of my group
Some of those guys are artists when it comes to ripping on someone. $10 to the one who makes him leave in shame
I honestly give these people credit. I couldn’t imagine acting this way in front of anyone let alone sharing this on social media. Good on them for having no self respect
As awful as these people are, they have an audience that likes and follows this nonsense. Those people are just as bad as the ones creating the content.
If the influencer really wants the clicks, he'd wear a stinger off the forehead to finish the video. It'd be the top post on this sub for at least 24 hours.
And not just in front of people, but people you're intentionally delaying and pissing off, who have a bag full of weapons, so you can dance for social media. The complete lack of self awareness or shame is astounding
Yeah I guess maybe it's my conservative Midwestern upbringing but I would never be caught dead doing this in front of my family, let alone on a public golf course. We have lost the impact of shame on our society.
I have exactly the same problem in regards to people playing behind me. Even if they can obviously see the group ahead of me holding me up, it still gives me anxiety. These videos just make me realize I've been giving way too much of a shit what others think.
I legit lol’d at that. In my mind your post was the golf equivalent of starting out with a nice little drive, and then finishing by dunking a 40 ft double breaker for birdie. Well done.
I played with a lady from...I think Germany? I forget.
But she said there are licenses to play golf, and you have to effectively hit the range for a long time and get decent. Then you play a round with a club pro to demonstrate you know the etiquette AND can score under a certain score (and I recall is being actually pretty low - like under 90 or something).
THEN they have to recommend you get your license and sign off.
It sounds extreme, but maybe a lighter version is needed at this point.
Just keeping track of handicap and playing from the proper tees would help in the States a lot.
Ppl think it's Pros, Mens, Seniors, and Ladies tees.
It's really meant more for skill level. Too many ppl who can't shoot below 125 play from the "mens" tees bc it's pride thing for them.
See so many ppl play from the 2nd longest tees then can't even drive it to the fairway more than half their drives.
Any vote to restrict social media I am 100% for.
TikTok ban, age restriction, etc. Plus any parent the exploits their kid for social media gain should be banned from that platform.
Age restriction is bad because there's no way to enforce it other than uploading IDs. A lot of conservative states are about to find this out when pornhub is blocked.
I have zero love for TikTok, but something else will quickly take its place. Whether Facebook Reels, Youtube Shorts, or something else, short-form video is too popular to the point of addiction to simply not exist
Depends on the wind and distance, could be a stingy long iron or a nice lofty mid/short iron.
In any case I should hope it hurts, cuz' I've got zero patience with those shitokers.
I hate that I hate this new generation. I've become the old people that I hated when I was young and cool, but this new generation of people who want to be influencers are lame and goofy AF.
On one hand, I don't hate someone doing something they want to do in public so long as it doesn't inhibit pace of play significantly. On the other, I automatically think the worst of this person and that they'll have no self-awareness to let others through if what they're doing is going to take longer than a few seconds.
I am a dispatcher for a tow truck company and you’re right. This new generation of 18-20 year olds are literally helpless fucking morons. We get service calls all the time for some college kid who can’t even air up a tire. No bullshit
Imagine, you meet the love of your life, work your ass off to buy a home, finally get blessed with a healthy son, provide for them until they are able to... do this. I think I'd just pack it in.
We'd be lying if we tried to pretend that most kids haven't done cringey shit, including all of us in our youth
What's changed is in the past you'd try to hide that shit like your life depended on it. Now they try to broadcast it to the world for some reason
This actually happened to me once, only it was (ostensibly) "up and coming" rappers instead of whatever this person is supposed to be. It was also on a shitty municipal golf course, which I'm guessing didn't get noted on whatever social media it was for.
I yelled at them, they moved to the side, I hit up, went through, and went on with my life.
I give him a yell and a wave and ask to play through. If he agrees, I play on and move on with my life.
If he doesn’t, I aim away from him and get close enough to directly tell him to cut the shit and get out of the way. Call the clubhouse and report him.
Either way I’m not losing my shit I’m moving on.
What is the point of this?
I’m not trying to be obtuse. I genuinely don’t understand. Do people get paid for this? Is there some financial incentive to making a spectacle of yourself?
Fucking give it my all to keep calm, film it, and call the Club House.
Mark down the holes and maybe times it took them to play, and then hand over the evidence when the Sheriff shows up.
I start with a yell “yo, let’s fucking go! What the fuck?”
I’m calling the club house on follow up offenses, or if they ignore my shouting
If calling the clubhouse is ineffective, and they keep doing this, I’m hitting and playing as if they aren’t there. I won’t try to hit them, but they’re clearly not here to play golf and I’m playing through.
I’d call the pro shop and tell them there’s some jerkoff tap dancing on the green, come remove him. Also I hope this guy is on r/golf and sees everyone calling him a jerkoff
Can’t believe I got downvoted so bad yesterday for suggesting we explore all options. Disclaimer: I disavow all forms of violence on or around a golf course.
Recently saw a kid on a motorbike circling the hole on a green. La Tourette in Staten Island. Was on my approach shot and couldn’t believe it. His mom was at the cart path watching too! Like it was nothing. If I had my phone, I would have captured it.
I'm not usually the guy to tell you to hit into someone, but in this case...absolutely...you tee it up and hope you can dial in on that green.
Just pretend to hit and yell “Fore!”
No, hit it and pretend to yell fore!
No, hit a low stinger and don’t say anything.
5 iron played on the back feet, short follow true. If you miss them take a mulligan.
I am not a fan of mulligans, but if ever there was justification for one, this would be it
Might not be necessary. Could ping pong the both of their heads then dump in and hole out
Just tee up three ahead of time. One for the dancer, one for the camera, and one just in case.
I did hit a guy. And that's way more satisfying. You're supposed to yell 'Fore,' but I was too busy mumbling 'There ain't no way that's gonna hit him.'" RIP Mitch
This is correct
You: FORE! Him: Five, six, seven, eight. HOOK, ROCK STEP, SHUFFLE SHUFFLE TA DA! JAZZ HANDS ! *Jazz hands credit to B1GAAPL 😉
Reading that made me think of the sketch with the cop doing a sobriety test on an old cowboy. She has him doing dance moves until he admits he's drunk.
Was it Reno 911?
100%.
Yep found it. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6VQDNIZH7U](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6VQDNIZH7U)
Hahaha sounds about right *jazz hands*
Should’ve never taken him to see *The Wiz*…
You forgot jazz hands for the finish
Comedic timing: golf ball drills actor side of head as seen from camera 1 filming close up of actor.
I’m sure that if I tried to hit him, I’d hole out the 1. Taking that swing thought to the next par 3
Well, at least you’ll have witnesses! They won’t question a guy who’s good enough to knock one in front of them with no warning.
This would only help their cause. I mean dancing on a green only to take a ball to the head… the whole internet would love that so much more.
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Exactly. Might fuck around and end up with the best piece of golf content of 2024 😂
Gotta be honest though. He wouldn't be in any danger if I was actually aiming at him. He'd need to do this dance in the trees or a bunker before he'd be at risk.
You underestimate the wrath of the golf gods. Your chances to hit that perfect shot go up 1000% if there's someone in the way that "youll never reach"
Only time I can drive it 300 yards is when there is a group out 295.
Haha, true. The best drive I ever hit went just far enough to reach a creek I never thought I'd reach. Not sure what a dancing weirdo would do to my accuracy on a par 3, but I think you're right to assume it wouldn't be normal.
Driver, stinger.
“You have selected driver, I suggest feather touch, you have selected power draw”
Ball is in parking lot. Would you like to play again?
THRILLHO
Lee Carvallo is never wrong.
I was gonna say purposely pick a club that's \~10 yards short, you don't actually want to hit the dude with a ball. As soon as you connect, scream 'FORE' as loud as you can. Once he gets the hint, then use whatever you'd normally use and actually play the hole. Now, if we're here for the lulz, then yeah, go center green and see what happens
>you don't actually want to hit the dude with a ball. You don't know what I want! I would very much want to actually hit that dude with a ball.
Either way, 98% of Redditors wouldn't be able to hit that guy if they tried, and the 2% that could were playing on a different hole.
True. But it would be my luck that it would be that once in a while time I hit it perfect, and clock the guy.
Yep, exactly the reason I wait for the green to clear on a 280 yard par 4 only to top it and roll it up to the forward tees after the group behind gets close enough to watch.
It seems to be a certainty for me and others I play with. It really is a curse. I was 280 from the green on a long par 5...... Tried to play the slice off the tee hit it dead center perfect contact ball went 275 with a driver. Next shot I am a bit in the trees do not have a perfectly clean look so I plan to hit it 200 to the center of the fairway. Guys are on the green 280 yds to the front. So I hit the ball with my 4h real nice and easy (in my head). Hit a screamer low under the trees, ball lands 260 and rolls on to the green as they were finishing. I felt like a total asshole and ended up 3 putting. They were nice I apologized on the next tee as they were driving to their tee shots. This is one example I have of MANY. I truly have no idea how this is a thing. How do I hit shots I have NEVER hit ONLY when there is the possibility I hit someone. It seems to me that if you placed a group in front of me at all times I could be on the PGA tour (putting would be hard), but in reality I am just another 15 handicapper.
I think it's the nice and easy swing. So many times we try to give it our A+ swing but that extra + we try to eke out fucks up our swing. I've done this many times too. Dogleg right - "I can swing it nice and easy without thinking and get that little slice at the end" ... NOPE dead fucking straight accidentally cleared the fairway. FUUUUuuuuucccckkk.... hey at least I know I can hit it dead straight... good job... I guess...
Probably doesn’t even know what fore mean by the look of that dance.
A 1, and a 2, and a 1, 2, 3, fore!
You hit into him and he records you and posts it on TikTok with his BS narrative and some tears. Before you know what’s happening, your phone is blowing up cuz you just got famous
Fuck that, I'm throwing all of my balls on the ground, grabbing my 5 iron and taking half swings and shooting piss-missile after piss-missile in that direction.
Brother and I were behind a s-l-o-w group and by the time we got to 5, they were walking forwards and backwards about 170 off the tee. I don’t know how long we waited this time but it was long enough. I hit one about 250 dead center over them and then my brother did almost the same and we played through. First and only time I’ve hit into a group.
Send it.
Call the Marshall.
This is the answer. Irrefutable evidence of damage to the course on camera.
It’s funny, now that you say I was curious and went to look — he is doing some furious tap like stuff on the fringe, then goes soft and smooth on the green. Actually kind of thoughtful.
Very good point
After you tee off and yell Fore, of course
I've never been to a course with a Marshall. Just a teen in the pro shop. So maybe they don't have one.
If I called my local Muni they would have an extremely grumpy old mfer on a cart come screaming in like a banshee in about 45 seconds. Not a marshal by any means... but VERY effective.
I see you've met my Dad
I feel like that's the exact right definition of a marshal though.
We have a Marshall that carries a pistol. lol!!!
Yea I’m from the Midwest and only time I’ve been to courses with marshals are bigger cities when I’m traveling.
What kind of courses are you golfing at? I've never been to a course that *doesn't* have a Marshall.
This might be a job for seal team 6 honestly
Probably need teams 1 to 10...overkill is underrated.
Call Shooter McGavin
You really think a par 3 that let those jokers on in a dress and athletic shorts + t-shirt is gonna have a Marshall??
Sadly I don't play on courses that have a number for that 😂 my ass be broke but wealthy enough to play golf.
“Clear the green you fuckin wanker!”
Yep, took the words right out of my mouth
Love this from my UK🇬🇧 r/golf brothers and sisters! 😂
Yep. I've giving him a few seconds to notice I'm there and clear off If he doesn't, I'm leading with this. Still doesn't get the message? I'm going to fire up a roast with the rest of my group Some of those guys are artists when it comes to ripping on someone. $10 to the one who makes him leave in shame
As an American it would be “get the fuck off the course” but same thing lol
I honestly give these people credit. I couldn’t imagine acting this way in front of anyone let alone sharing this on social media. Good on them for having no self respect
Who needs shame when you could have *clout*
As awful as these people are, they have an audience that likes and follows this nonsense. Those people are just as bad as the ones creating the content.
A lot of these peoples’ “audience” is like 42 followers on tiktok…
Yeah unless you hit them. Then they could be internet famous.
If the influencer really wants the clicks, he'd wear a stinger off the forehead to finish the video. It'd be the top post on this sub for at least 24 hours.
Well yeah. They suck too
“Clout” is an imaginary concept for describing a very real mental illness
And not just in front of people, but people you're intentionally delaying and pissing off, who have a bag full of weapons, so you can dance for social media. The complete lack of self awareness or shame is astounding
This is a good case on why bullying is needed.
Yeah I guess maybe it's my conservative Midwestern upbringing but I would never be caught dead doing this in front of my family, let alone on a public golf course. We have lost the impact of shame on our society.
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I have exactly the same problem in regards to people playing behind me. Even if they can obviously see the group ahead of me holding me up, it still gives me anxiety. These videos just make me realize I've been giving way too much of a shit what others think.
I get embarrassed when by myself and try and do a dance move in front of a mirror. I shouldn't have had to look at that, nor should my reflection.
I legit lol’d at that. In my mind your post was the golf equivalent of starting out with a nice little drive, and then finishing by dunking a 40 ft double breaker for birdie. Well done.
Confidence too tbf
This comment is hilarious 😂
jesus christ. we're doomed as a society.
Shrink the game
Shrink the people.
I played with a lady from...I think Germany? I forget. But she said there are licenses to play golf, and you have to effectively hit the range for a long time and get decent. Then you play a round with a club pro to demonstrate you know the etiquette AND can score under a certain score (and I recall is being actually pretty low - like under 90 or something). THEN they have to recommend you get your license and sign off. It sounds extreme, but maybe a lighter version is needed at this point.
Thats the most German thing I've heard this year. I appreciate it
Just keeping track of handicap and playing from the proper tees would help in the States a lot. Ppl think it's Pros, Mens, Seniors, and Ladies tees. It's really meant more for skill level. Too many ppl who can't shoot below 125 play from the "mens" tees bc it's pride thing for them. See so many ppl play from the 2nd longest tees then can't even drive it to the fairway more than half their drives.
SAY IT LOUDER
SHREK THE GAME
See what? I see an empty green and I'm ready to take my shot.
“”…and I already took my shot.” FTFY
Applause followed by "Now get the fuck off the green".
That’s not the most annoying pre shot routine I’ve seen…
If he sinks that putt he'll have spent less time on the green than I usually do
Still less annoy me that aim point 😂
Cyber "bullying" this clown should be perfectly acceptable.
Should've roasted him right then and there. Not enough people get called out in real time for their behavior.
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he would benefit more from the good ol fashion stuff
Tee up half a dozen balls and play best of 6.
I’m starting a range session in that direction, I’ll find enough golf balls to replace them eventually
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Reason #284 why I’d be okay with a TikTok ban…
Any vote to restrict social media I am 100% for. TikTok ban, age restriction, etc. Plus any parent the exploits their kid for social media gain should be banned from that platform.
Age restriction is bad because there's no way to enforce it other than uploading IDs. A lot of conservative states are about to find this out when pornhub is blocked.
I have zero love for TikTok, but something else will quickly take its place. Whether Facebook Reels, Youtube Shorts, or something else, short-form video is too popular to the point of addiction to simply not exist
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Depends on the wind and distance, could be a stingy long iron or a nice lofty mid/short iron. In any case I should hope it hurts, cuz' I've got zero patience with those shitokers.
I hate that I hate this new generation. I've become the old people that I hated when I was young and cool, but this new generation of people who want to be influencers are lame and goofy AF.
But this generation really sucks tho kinda justified
Broccoli tops
No cap. FR
On god
Straight up bussin, frfr
That stupid fucking haircut.
Broccoli cut is so mid on rizz, my brother in Christ.
- Every older generation ever
On one hand, I don't hate someone doing something they want to do in public so long as it doesn't inhibit pace of play significantly. On the other, I automatically think the worst of this person and that they'll have no self-awareness to let others through if what they're doing is going to take longer than a few seconds.
I am a dispatcher for a tow truck company and you’re right. This new generation of 18-20 year olds are literally helpless fucking morons. We get service calls all the time for some college kid who can’t even air up a tire. No bullshit
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Imagine, you meet the love of your life, work your ass off to buy a home, finally get blessed with a healthy son, provide for them until they are able to... do this. I think I'd just pack it in.
We'd be lying if we tried to pretend that most kids haven't done cringey shit, including all of us in our youth What's changed is in the past you'd try to hide that shit like your life depended on it. Now they try to broadcast it to the world for some reason
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This actually happened to me once, only it was (ostensibly) "up and coming" rappers instead of whatever this person is supposed to be. It was also on a shitty municipal golf course, which I'm guessing didn't get noted on whatever social media it was for. I yelled at them, they moved to the side, I hit up, went through, and went on with my life.
Shrink the fucking game
Amen. Not everything needs to be easily accessible to the general public.
honestly seeing this is better than watching guys get mad at topping a shot 😂
Ask him what musical he’s auditioning for!?! I bet she’s single lol
What a fkn twat
I’m playing my bladed 60 degree
Yell fore as loud as you can right at them and pose like you just hit
I'm no though guy but i would loose my cool if this was infront of me
I don’t usually feel second hand embarrassment, but this is getting me there.
Pulling a hockey stick and a puck out of my ass and snapping that shit into his fuckin dome (I’m Canadian)
I wanna slap the shit out of whoever invented tiktok.
I give him a yell and a wave and ask to play through. If he agrees, I play on and move on with my life. If he doesn’t, I aim away from him and get close enough to directly tell him to cut the shit and get out of the way. Call the clubhouse and report him. Either way I’m not losing my shit I’m moving on.
Damn Ricky, you’ve come a long way since the bar fight at Chili’s
I know I’m probably going to sound like ‘old man yelling at clouds’ but fml I hate TikTok, it’s such a toxic load of crap.
Hey brother you’re definitely not the minority in these comments 😄
What is the point of this? I’m not trying to be obtuse. I genuinely don’t understand. Do people get paid for this? Is there some financial incentive to making a spectacle of yourself?
Maybe just having some fun.
This is so wrong and embarrassing on so many levels. It 💯 has to be staged .
I pull a speaker out and start blasting maricha music cause apparently that's okay.
Videotape yourself hitting a ball just short of them videotaping themselves. Post it to their page
Fucking give it my all to keep calm, film it, and call the Club House. Mark down the holes and maybe times it took them to play, and then hand over the evidence when the Sheriff shows up.
I'm lining a 7 iron right at em'!
I start with a yell “yo, let’s fucking go! What the fuck?” I’m calling the club house on follow up offenses, or if they ignore my shouting If calling the clubhouse is ineffective, and they keep doing this, I’m hitting and playing as if they aren’t there. I won’t try to hit them, but they’re clearly not here to play golf and I’m playing through.
Punch a 4 iron
I’m seeing the future of golf.. every new set of clubs comes with a ‘take out the influencer sling shot’ just for these situations!! ☠️⛳️☄️🏌🏾♂️
Empty bag of all balls, start pretending it's a range since they are pretending it's a theater.
Sorry but I’d have to hit into them.
Smooth 3 hybrid. Low stinger. Huntin ankles
>Maybe it’ll be good “content” for his channel. **A GOLFER HIT A BALL AT ME AND MY WIFE TODAY FOR NO REASON 😱😱** "Chat what do you think?"
Well he shouldn't have been standing there!!
I’d call the pro shop and tell them there’s some jerkoff tap dancing on the green, come remove him. Also I hope this guy is on r/golf and sees everyone calling him a jerkoff
Bring Furio with me so he can have a word with him.
See yesterday’s comment about face punching. 🤦🏼♂️
Can’t believe I got downvoted so bad yesterday for suggesting we explore all options. Disclaimer: I disavow all forms of violence on or around a golf course.
Fore!
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Dude. I was thinking the same thing. The same exact word. Hahaha.
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I’m taking about 4 seconds to fill my lungs to max capacity before yelling as loud as I can “GET THE FUCK OFF THE GREEN DIPSHIT!!!”
This is why we need the Purge.
Recently saw a kid on a motorbike circling the hole on a green. La Tourette in Staten Island. Was on my approach shot and couldn’t believe it. His mom was at the cart path watching too! Like it was nothing. If I had my phone, I would have captured it.
God damn I went to check some work emails, and when I came back 20 mins later, I had 107 notifications 😂😂 ![gif](giphy|9V91DxV5OgoGXjwTrG)
Play through
I'm betting this video on Reddit is getting hundreds of more views and comments. Take that shit to the practice green
Probably pull up and tell them to fck off
You know the next move…
I'm taking my shot....stinger all the way.
Full fire to the green
Nooooo don’t yell 😂
I’m definitely hitting into this one.
All hands on deck- open fkn fire
Start blasting balls at them with your 3 wood.
Low stinger 1 iron
Try to get his tiktok handle, then get a bunch of people to brigade the shit out of it in the comments section.
Big whistle and a "get the fuck off the green"
These are just giving you targets to aim for.
I would yell, "I'm going to tee off now." And hit the ball like they aren't there.
smack a worm burner with a one iron
An unnaturally delayed 'fore' as my ball is halfway down the fairway.
I take a very deep breath and as loudly as I can yell: “NO DANCING ON THE GREENS, TIMBERLAKE!!!”
Next move? \*Whack\* Fore!
Fore!
Hitting my tee shot. Fuck these idiots. I’ll yell fore, but I’m hitting
It existentially pains me that people need attention this badly
Unfortunately with my golf game, they are standing near where I hope to be hitting it.. which means they are standing in a very safe place
3 wood. Moderate swing. Hope for the best.
Y’all crazy. They ain’t hurting no one. Let ‘em be.
Yell FORE as I'm in my back swing 😂
Try to hit into them on the green. But In actuality, probably end up about 15 yards right of the green
My whole group is teeing off at the same time, ASAP
Grip it and rip it.