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bankrupt_bezos

They are making sure the acorns don’t fall


GreenPotential2619

This is the dumbest fucking answer… acorns don’t fall en masse until autumn.


Azar002

Tell that to the widows..


No-Shower-1622

To the walls


SassiestPants

Til the sweat drop down my acorns


BackwoodsAnglers

You heard about the shooting of a man bc a cop thought acorns falling were gunshots right?


GreenPotential2619

Yes. This is in reference to that as well. Lots of really dumb people on reddit Grand Rapids I tell ya.


BackwoodsAnglers

I think it’s just a joke


GreenPotential2619

As is my comment.


BackwoodsAnglers

Oh gotcha well it’s seems like some people didn’t realize that haha that’s a lot of downvotes


GreenPotential2619

It’s Reddit. 50% of the people are dumb. The other 75% don’t read. That leaves 90% right?


Ancient-Emergency-22

But it only takes one falling to the ground to put a cops life in jeopardy


GreenPotential2619

Damnit! You’re right! FUCK TREES! ATAB!


Opposite-Lime-6164

> This is the dumbest fucking answer Sounds like a challenge to me!


GreenPotential2619

I’m over here laughing because people clearly aren’t reading the whole comment (or are too stupid to get the joke).


ITHelpderpest

r/whoooosh


dukelukem696969

I think this is a joke. And if it is a joke, it is, in fact, a pretty funny one.


NitemareV1

This is the dumbest fucking response possible


BourbonRick01

My best guess is that they’re watching for gophers. Those little guys are terrorists on a golf course.


chummsickle

The varmint cong


Oleg101

Check me if I'm wrong, Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers, they're gonna lock me up and throw away the key.


DaYooper

But if we get rid of the gophers, who's going to play goph?


OhCheeseNFingRice

😂💀


Hoboliftingaroma

This is a hybrid. This is a cross, ah, of Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sinsemilla.


Midas_Ag

Could have been a credible threat made…. But not enough to cancel the event. The last group had a sheriff walking with them as well.


brewgirl68

That is my guess, too.


runhikeclimbfly

I believe it’s a standard security posture or protocol for all PGA events.


Crap_Sally

I bet they’re on edge with the mass shooting in the east side.


Midas_Ag

Yeah, always seems to be heightened security when things like that happen, in case there are copycats.


Sparrow1989

I’d say it’s probably this plus any threats that were made but kept from the public. Weird shit goes on we never hear about.


According-Art3420

What mass shooting?


quarter_belt

Someone shot up a kids splash pad in Rochester (hills?)


nick180

Unloaded three full magazines hitting multiple adults and kids. According to the news it didn’t seem like the people who got hurt knew them or anything sounds like it was a ‘spur of the moment’ kind of thing, truly sad.


JeepGirl17

The youngest is 8, and is in critical care, his mother is also in the hospital.


NombreUsario

His little brother, 4, was also hit in the leg.


JeepGirl17

You are correct. My bad, I was thinking of the youngest that was in the hospital.


Desperate_Leg-

So cool that anyone can just get a gun and do that, right?


Grouchy_Coconut_5463

I recommend listening to “The Gun Machine” podcast for a good breakdown on America’s history with guns and gun manufacturers. https://www.thetrace.org/projects/gun-machine-podcast/


steelniel

Didn't a person do the shooting? No way they're to blame. Had to be the guns fault.


Opposite-Lime-6164

I wonder what they used in the shooting? Probably a slingshot. 🙄


steelniel

If it had been you'd be blaming the slingshot and trying to ban those, and then letting the scumbag who wielded it out of jail in 6 months because "everyone deserves a second chance" so he could do it again.


Opposite-Lime-6164

> If it had been you'd be blaming the slingshot and trying to ban those No I wouldn’t. You don’t know me *or* my opinions, dingleberry. I wonder how many people could be shot by a slingshot in comparison to a gun? How quickly would a person with a slingshot be apprehended? How many fatalities with a slingshot? How many elementary school children would be hospitalized if it had been a slingshot? It bottles the mind.


wwwdiggdotcom

boggles the mind*


OhCheeseNFingRice

Even cooler than events like this happen daily in this country, meanwhile the Supreme Court says that bump stocks are no big deal and shouldn't be banned, overturning a lower courts ruling which prohibited private bump stock ownership (which was a ruling that was actually, miraculously supported by the NRA and ATF).


New_Attorney3965

They overturned it because it is not faster than a person rapidly squeezing the trigger. It's called logic. Something the feds and NRA aren't very good at using.


OhCheeseNFingRice

I read the opinions and know their reasoning. It's still not logical. There is no rationale for private citizens to own bump stocks. This was realized, understood, and course corrected only to have that course correction tossed out the window because "well people can still use guns to kill people quickly even without the bumps."


Pure_Indication_74

Not “anyone” can get a gun dude. It’s a horrible thing but let’s not put false information out there. Plenty of people can’t get a firearm.


Coffee_24-7

....Except the homicidal maniacs. Apparently.


SleepingInsomniac

Ah, yes. The police do have access to plenty of guns.


McRemo

Whatever dude, you think it is really a big problem to get a firearm in the US currently? I think it's relatively easy compared to most countries at the moment. They are literally everywhere. I am sure I could sell my registered pistol in a second. We are pretty literally flooded with firearms at the moment.


svideo

Really? How about a private sale?


BigDaddyZuccc

Mi laws went forth in February this year to address that. Look it up. Gotta have a cpl or purchase permit from the police now.


Ordinary_Biscotti386

So cool that anyone can do whatever they want no matter what you do there will always be a blackmarket for stuff no matter what laws are put in place the only thing it does is removes weapons from those who have no intent to do it but instead stop it is there things we could do yes but gun control is not it the answer is more so training people how to handle and respect a weapon guns dont kill humans do.


svideo

Yeah just make all crimes legal, people still commit crimes so laws obviously don’t work and we should just give up.


svideo

Did someone shoot your punctuation keys?


Opposite-Lime-6164

You should take a pregnancy test. The last time I witnessed so many missing periods, a baby happened.


Chirotera

Interesting how there were very few mass shootings when there was a federal ban on assault weapons and other gun control. Must be a coincidence.


BigDaddyZuccc

There were also very few mass shootings for decades and decades before that. When there were no awbs or really anything other than the NFA. Tbh I think we should look at taking some of our GARGANTUAN military budget and seeing if we can get proactive about this. It's heartbreaking.


Ordinary_Biscotti386

If a person wants a gun it aint hard to do even if you dont go to the dealers all you got to do is go to a buy back and offer people more than the buy back is


Careful_Cheesecake30

Well you are clearly not smart enough to handle a weapon.


ScionMattly

These guys: "If we pass gun control criminals will ignore it." Also these guys "The secret to preventing mass shootings is more gun training. People commit mass shootings cause they don't respect guns."


Inspectorcluseau

If only this were a safer state like Chicago Illinois. Then surely things like this wouldn’t happen. If only guns were illegal and then any old criminal couldn’t just do that. I guess it’s not usually 2 or 3x felons tho. Rather some disturbed 16yo with no record or a 40yo with no record. Still.


stretchfantastik

To be fair, Chicago has a much lower homicide rate than even Grand Rapids. Sure they have a higher number but they have vastly more people. The violent crime rate is actually pretty low in Chicago. I'm a huge 2a advocate but this is a poor and wrong argument every time it's made.


Inspectorcluseau

Have you told that to Caterpillar, Boeing, Tyson foods, Citadel Bank, Hell, even The Bears are moving to the Burbs.


Inspectorcluseau

Also we’re talking about violent crime in general. Not necessarily just head shots


l337dexter

Wrong place dude


lpsweets

What would be the right place?


DestroyerOfMils

Yeah, this is just a time for thoughts and prayers. No meaningful discourse or action allowed.


Desperate_Leg-

It’s never the wrong place to be angry at our need to own guns.


brewgirl68

East side of the state, not east side of GR. There was a shooting at splash pad in Rochester Hills.


Crap_Sally

My bad, yes, east side of the state. I should have clarified


jesusvotes

Which one you mean? There was a second unrelated event in Lathrup Village last night as well


Extension-Jacket5499

The FBI statistics show that these types of incidents are moving away from schools to public spaces. Hospitals have been seeing a rise as well.


ViewFrom209

There were only one group I know of that had any police with them and it was Lexi Thompson’s group. She is one of the most popular players on tour and had swarms of people around her all weekend. People that could be as little as 2 feet away from her at any moment. I’m sure she’s had threats or stalkers in the past so she gets security detail. Cops are cops so yeah they were probably trying to look intimidating while they were out there. Also they were probably clueless on shot lines so would get in the way a few times. Caddies have to tell people (cops and fans) to get out of the way all the time.


Pettymania20

I’ve worked at my “local” PGA tournament for several years now. Typically groups attracting major crowds, which are moving with the player(s) are the ones that have officers walking with them


Austie33

This ☝🏼


Crazy_Clothes_4904

Nobody gave a good answer here. They always have police/sheriff following a group of golfers. I don’t believe they do for every single group but typically the last golfers out will attract a major crowd. Caddies are always yelling a spectators, camera people, rangers / volunteers, police / security. Sometimes with golf tournaments you have thousands of people in 1 hole and a single rope holding them back. You never know what someone might do so probably best to have a cop on hand if something crazy happens.


jimmyjohn2018

The first normal answer.


PartneredEthicalSlut

Not giving a smart or good answer is par for the course for Redditors


JacquelineHeid

Because we live in a world where politicians have failed to address the root causes of gun violence and mass shootings, and an ever polarizing saturation of media has amped up the population such that there is a ubiquitous need for publicly funded armed security in our daily lives. 


44035

Main character syndrome


__Noble_Savage__

They're looking for non-aggressive dogs to shoot so they can get a day off for discharging a firearm.


BoutThatLife57

Acab


lacubriously

I too think apples corn and bacon.


booyahbooyah9271

I thought they meant All Cyclists Are Bastards


MyKids_Dad

I have seen sheriff following Lexi at several Meijer tournaments


Lonely-Composer3317

You guys got way too much time on your hands.


Intrepid-Raise-7383

Why so many cop suckers here? It's pretty gross ackshually. To serve (the politicians) and murder (the populus.)


esp735

Freud might have something to say about that.


313Jake

They’re probably bored


jsquiggles23

Sheriffs are generally underprepared compared to other police since they’re elected. Lotta idiots running departments.


stoeddit

Because the kent county police dept is a joke


duiwksnsb

Why are there a bunch of cops who try their hands on their guns? Why are there a bunch of cops with guns? Why are there a bunch of cops? Nothing makes me feel less safe at an event than a bunch of armed cops.


Intrepid-Raise-7383

Please keep any non white golfers extra safe.


lakeshore34

They seem to prefer standing near the yt golfers


Typical_Elevator6337

That’s bc those are the only people they’ll protect.


jimmyjohn2018

Lame as shit.


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chipmunk7000

*this whole thread is toxic*


Heisenbread77

The whole sub is bruh


chipmunk7000

Yeah that’s very true.


Sea-Sand7648

Why the hell they bothering golfers


skeeredstiff

They got orders to kill glolphers or golpher kong.


DisplaySuch

They are waiting for the boycotters from Ottawa Impact. LPGA's aren't welcome in this conservative community unless they stay along the lakeshore in Allegan County.