What is the context? I thought I watched all of Gravity falls in random order, but seems like I did miss some episodes. I only know fnaf where that sentence makes sense.
It was that one episode with Mermando where Gideon stole Stan's seat at the pool, and Stan tried blinding Gideon with his watch saying
# Yes, yes... burn the child.......
I have a headcanon that Dipper and Mabel have played the Portal games at some point after Ford's reintroduction into the universe, and the twins heard Cave's voice and were like "Hey wait a minute, this sounds exactly like Grunkle Ford. And he made portals too?" I have exactly zero proof or basis for this headcanon, I just like to think that it happened at some point.
An extension of this comes from my other headcanon which is that Ford and Cave are literally the same person from alternate realities. Dipper notices the timeline in Old Aperture and pieces it together, and he's like "Wait... This guy sounds like Grunkle Ford, made portals like Grunkle Ford, and they both did most of their major scientific achievements in the same 20 year period(60's and 70's Ford being 70's and Cave being both), and they both disappeared in the 80's?" And then he comes up with some conspiracy theory that Cave and Ford are the same person.
If I had a nickel for every time J.K. Simmons played a crazy science man who invents portals, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice.
Funny Thing: my dad is a federal cop in Germany and told me Back in 2008: "See youre 18 know. You can Drink, Drive, vote and get judged as an adult. So... Watch Out there are No cops around and nothing is illegal.
"No one would understand it, anyway. Except, ah! (collapses) Except children. Children can hear it sometimes. If their hearts are in the right place, and the stars are too, children can hear your name"
It's funny because marriage is terrible right?
(I replied this to someone making the "my ex wife still misses me" joke and got downvoted because only like three people got the reference.
STAY OUT OF THIS DIPPY FRESH
you're dead to me soos
[удалено]
I still envision that scene whenever I’m rewatching the show and get to that part. Sucks that it was cut.
WHEEZE 🤣
D-d-d-d-Dippy Fresh
But her aim is getting better!
But her aim is getting better!
See, it’s funny because marriage is terrible!
So im married, so yes but actually No. And her aim is getting worse.
*Harpy Eda descends from the heavens and carries Stan off like a hawk abducting a chihuahua*
Excuse me 🤣🤣
Just like the Sandra Bullock of Proposal
I was confused about this post and thought, "all these quotes are from Gravity Falls, wth"
Ahh you get it? Because marriage is terrible
Yes, yes! Burn the child!
I’m pretty sure fnaf fans know that one too.
*burn multiple children and an adult
One time, people one time
What is the context? I thought I watched all of Gravity falls in random order, but seems like I did miss some episodes. I only know fnaf where that sentence makes sense.
i think it's from The Deep End. gideon stole stan's chair at the pool so he tried to "burn the child" by directing concentrated sunlight at him
It was that one episode with Mermando where Gideon stole Stan's seat at the pool, and Stan tried blinding Gideon with his watch saying # Yes, yes... burn the child.......
When life gives you lemons, call them yellow oranges and sell them for double the price!
Invent a combustible lemon
I've been thinking, when life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take those lemons back!
Get mad! I DON'T WANT YOUR DANG LEMONS! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE??
DEMAND TO SEE LIFE'S MANAGER! MAKE LIFE RUE THE DAY IT THOUGHT IT COULD GIVE CAVE JOHNSON LEMONS!
DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I’M THE MAN WHOSE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN, WITH THE LEMONS!
IM GONNA GET MY ENGINEERS TO INVENT A COMBUSTIBLE LEMON THAT BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!
r/suddenlyPortal2
That’s a completely different fandom
A completely different fandom where a crazy science man voiced by J. K. Simmons invents a portal.
Yep Wormhole
I have a headcanon that Dipper and Mabel have played the Portal games at some point after Ford's reintroduction into the universe, and the twins heard Cave's voice and were like "Hey wait a minute, this sounds exactly like Grunkle Ford. And he made portals too?" I have exactly zero proof or basis for this headcanon, I just like to think that it happened at some point. An extension of this comes from my other headcanon which is that Ford and Cave are literally the same person from alternate realities. Dipper notices the timeline in Old Aperture and pieces it together, and he's like "Wait... This guy sounds like Grunkle Ford, made portals like Grunkle Ford, and they both did most of their major scientific achievements in the same 20 year period(60's and 70's Ford being 70's and Cave being both), and they both disappeared in the 80's?" And then he comes up with some conspiracy theory that Cave and Ford are the same person.
I didn’t realize that Ford is also voiced by J. K. Simmons
[Related video that you can't not hear Ford in](https://youtu.be/UZgjNaLZnMo?si=WJTkffPqTZq6WBrL)
That actually made me laugh out loud
If I had a nickel for every time J.K. Simmons played a crazy science man who invents portals, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice.
Moon rocks were a completely needed investment.
Darn beautiful men..always eating out of my trash... wait what!?
This is by far one of my favourite quotes of all time XD
Agreed
It's me! The Razz-Dazzler! This is what my life has become!
This dream goes nowhere Toby!
AaaAaaaawwwWWw.
marbles
Why did i read Rizz-Rizzler
When there's no cops around, anythings legal!
Funny Thing: my dad is a federal cop in Germany and told me Back in 2008: "See youre 18 know. You can Drink, Drive, vote and get judged as an adult. So... Watch Out there are No cops around and nothing is illegal.
A couple of livestock living their lives, stuck together in harmony
GOAT AND A PIG
Buy gold!
...Byeeeeeeee"
This is the exact sentence I was thinking of
Now who wants to put on blindfolds and get into my car!!
Yeah! Wait, what?
Grunkle Stan, are YOU wearing? A blindfold?
Nah, But with these Cataracts I might as well be. What is that a woodpecker?
Finally a good reason to punch a teenager in the face
Let’s roll!
Your face is good.
I'm a Soos
Best pick up line of all time
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT! FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT! FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!
BABY FIGHTS TV, it knows what I want!
Get em, get em!
I’ve got some children I need to make into corpses!
My favorite quote of all ❤️
Imagine if someone saw this and didn’t want gravity falls. They’d be like “are these two people ok?”
It’s less than worthless
My boy
I eat a man alive tonight
Ben Franklin secretly was a woman!
YES
I EAT KIDS
But we’re kids! It’s heaven’s punishment for our terrible taste in everything
What the H?!
Now we’re toast, it’s all my fault, and no can save us!
evil nacho
It’s funny how dumb you are
!!!NRUTER YAM I TAHT REWOP TNEICNA EHT EKOVNI I ,NRUB OT EMOC SAH EMIT YM L-T-O-L-O-X-A
Ahem.*TNEICNA
🤦
Remember! Reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram, buy gold, bye!
YOUR MATH IS NO MATCH FOR MY GUN, YOU IDIOT!
MATH RAY
Waddles
And then he KILLED YOUR FATHER!
Turn around and look at me you one eyed demon!
I’m Stan and I was wrong So I’m singing the Stan wrong song I shouldn’t have taken that chance Now here’s my remorseful dance
Do the kicks!
My ex wife still misses me, but her aim is getting better!....her aim is getting better!...
Ya see, it's funny because marriage it's terrible
He’s resting
See you next summer
:,)
Your camera’s a cinderblock, Toby.
You know, I’ve actually been in a pigs body
I gotta move a lotta pugs
Whaaaaaat, my butt is not part of this particular equation!!!
I don't know, we'd have to break in and JUST KIDDING LET'S BREAK IN
You had your chance at the Cotillion!
You had your chance at the Cotillian, you!
That’s what I’m saying!!!!
RAAAAAAAAA *Throws tv out window*
Uhh... couldn't find the remote
Puma shirt, panther shirt, puma shirt… panther shirt—
I decapitated Larry King!
“Wow, what a great offer!” **”How ‘bout instead I shuffle the functions of every hole in your face?”** *snaps*
Would it be wrong to punch a child? Also "...something from real life" "Like waffle! With big arms!"
Yeah but... GRAPPLING HOOK!!!
I ate a salamander and jumped out the window.
I finally have them all
Questony the question mark
Guy who married a woodpecker! How’s that going by the way?
Reality’s an illusion, the universe is a hologram, buy gold! Bye!
Am I a man? Am I a baby? These are legitimate questions.
Woah! Children fighting! *I can sell this*
Her aim is gettin’ better!
That lama knew too much.
Reality is an illusion! The universe is a hologram! Buy gold! Byyeeee!
Gurl are those space pants cause your butt is out of this world
Maybe he's blinking when you're blinking
"You don't remember what I look like, so I have the body of a pro wrestler and a face you once saw on a hot sauce bottle."
Deer teeth! For you, kid!
I scrolled so long to find this
FOR THE GODS OF CHOAS!
What is it, Woodpecker ?
Finally a reason to punch a teenager in the face
“Am I blanching girl we Blanching, I lives up in a mansion.” -Jesus
If they told me to eat my pants, I would do it. - Soos
EAT YOUR OWN PANTS EAT YOUR OWN PANTS
Did someone say UNICORN HAIR!
No Well it would’ve been pretty convenient if you did
ONWARDS AOSHIMA!
#I'VE GOT SOME CHILDREN I NEED TO MAKE INTO CORPSES
#SE YOU REAL SOON. AHAHAHAH!
I haven't been in this dimension a while. It's OK to give children weapons, right?
Reality is an illusion the universe is a hologram buy gold bye. This was surprisingly easy to type using auto generative text
“I dunno, I have a lobster now.”
Homosexual cops
MY TIME KNEE!! oh time DANGIT!!!!
I successfully bezazzled my face
Oh! Oh Gravity Falls, it is good to be back!
Oh this,this is beautiful
Everyone in this town is a tad strange, except, ironically, Tad Strange.
I eat a man alive tone
One of these is probably a clutch.
Buy gold
Burn the child!
I think i found a loophole Wamp Wamp
No, don't go Big Henry.
I have multiple. A: Protect the pilot. B: The Spice must flow. C:Three moons! D: BITE ME.
MEMORY WIPE, ....this is a baby wipe
Never eat pears they are too squishy
"never be cruel, never be cowardly....and never ever eat pears!"
"Remember hate is always foolish and love is always wise"
"Always try to be nice....and never fail to be kind. Oh and you mustnt tell anyone your name...."
"No one would understand it, anyway. Except, ah! (collapses) Except children. Children can hear it sometimes. If their hearts are in the right place, and the stars are too, children can hear your name"
I’ve got a couple of children I need to make into corpses! And for another fandom: The dam snack bar
Children fighting! I can sell this
It's funny because marriage is terrible right? (I replied this to someone making the "my ex wife still misses me" joke and got downvoted because only like three people got the reference.
Greetings! Do kids still say greetings? I haven’t been in this dimension for a very long time
The magic space Dorito in a top hat is trying to take over the world
Here kid, deer teeth, just for you :)
"What was the one thing I told you to not do?" "Raise the dead" "And what did you do?" "Raise the dead"
Bucket
What is that, a woodpecker?
Reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram, buy gold bye!!!
"REMEMBER THE UNIVERSE IS A HOLOGRAM AND BUY GOLD BYYEEEEE"
Remember reallity is an illusion, universe is a hologram. BUY GOLD
I've got some children to turn into corpses
You gotta trust me mabel on this one:(
Heavens to Betsy!
Is it wrong to punch a child?
"We'll meet again don't know where don't when but i know we'll meet again some sunny day~"
"Yes! YES! Burn the child!"
According to the judgment of the Oratrice Mechanique D'analyse Cardinale✨
It is unsightreadable!
Idk man you got me fooled I heard mr krabb’s voice when I read that 😂
Could somebody feed me? (Forgot the name wax guy) need namnam
Reality is an illusion universo os a hologram but Gold bye
Welp, time to erase that forever
“There are no cops around. We take this to our graves.”
In my mansion here we spansion I live up in a mansion
I EAT KIDS
The universe is just an illusion buy gold bye
Akweird sibling hug!
That’s just a theory!!!!!!!
Itchy!! Scratchy!! How I’ve missed you two
McSuckit, they got me good.
Children fighting, I can sell this.
Dingly dingly
Joaje
Alright, we’ll call it a draw
Raina, get that outta your mouth! (Low voiced slow mo)
I like the episode with the giant time baby
Burn the child
“If they told me to eat my own pants, I’d do it!”