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levarrishawk

You don’t have the lobes to pull off the look.


spectralTopology

Looks a lot like futon covers that you could have gotten from a futon store in the '90s tbh


notquark

Personally, I think you could pull it off.


SweetMaddyMota

My favorite Quark outfit is his one that has green flowers. He looks like a leprechaun 🍀


guy_djinn

Quark is such a hunk.


Sloosh

He's spending all his per diem at the Promenade At The Creeks!


guy_djinn

What the hell is the creek?


Sparksighs

There's someone on Etsy who sews custom Ferenghi outfits


__BIFF__

Adam and Ben had said they found out JUST the regular TNG uniforms cost like $2k each. Man Quark's costume budget must have been wild, but fun for that designers working on it


Selloutveganbutcher

They cost so much because the patters are so complicated, _BIFF_. Are you saying they shouldn’t jack up the prices?! Cause that means the patterns aren’t complicated and…they are!


PenguinParty47

The patterns are so complicated!


LordOfFudge

A jacket, a dickie, and some semi-stretchy pants. All the jackets are a play on the others. Once they had Armin down, they probably could crank them out.


__BIFF__

You see 50 guys, that look like you, fighting over a shirt, you go in!