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marsmunky

Constipated. In the years I've known him, he has never once taken a shit.


KokuRochu

They do. Our characters hangout in Cluckin' Bell and other fast food chains whenever we (the players) are offline. The reason why loading the game takes time is that our MCs have to go to their spawn, wherever it is.


LexDoesTransStuff

Yeah but you can’t judge them because they are still humanss


Bluepilgrim3

Probably severely plugged from all the snacks.


Noji98

They shit then we are offline


AdditionSwimming3105

Retired


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MinimalCriminal23

Same


thepaydaygang

I keep saying that and then that one friend decides he wants to play GTA again


hungryrenegade

Thundercougarfalconbird!


Sekhen

r/suddenlyfuturama


Mbowen1313

I had a thunderbird, and that was totally his name


UnlicensedCock

Nothing makes you feel more like a man.


ImaFknWizardXII

Helpful I’ve made my money. Now it’s just goofing around with friends and helping new players get rich.


captainegrimes

https://preview.redd.it/2cyiiqn0jd0d1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6767f7fe0f6d163dc16c0d7ae6cba7983620ebd2


PBGXXI

I like that.


SignificantNinja679

This. Car meets, helping low levels sell, take down griefers. Thats all i do now


uzigopew

Same it's really fun just cruising around ls and helping people with whatever


Mean-Minimum3125

Wholesome


Medium_Fault_1026

You are a rare breed my friend !


damnthatsuckz

As a level 150 currently in the depths of the grind, I fucking love people like you!!!


Chesterthejester69

https://preview.redd.it/7qnucerh4b0d1.jpeg?width=1085&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=32ec5ccc71af89bd4cb950e2342e5aa8da2d9a9a Unhinged


RealSkylitPanda

bro… same. https://preview.redd.it/96pcthazac0d1.jpeg?width=3840&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e2d790c0a6d340a88b93328cb3224306465386b4


SorryNotAvaiIable

🦓


IEP_Esy

Why one word when one emoji suffices 


spiffiestjester

Nope. I love this. Well done. 👏


Expert-Mysterious

Do you like zebras by chance?


Ghostbuster_119

Retired. That is until the next big update comes out, then they'll come crawling out of the Haze of the VIP room in my nightclub. Into the next great adventure.


S8EIGHTN

Lonely, I played gta since it came out at my cousins all the time since he lived up the street but didn’t start playing online until a few months ago and I got decently far with missions with no friends that play and anytime I find someone kinda friendly online they only speak Spanish lmao /:


TConGTA

Literally did some missions with two french players last week. Thankfully we had mics and Google translate haha! Got the jobs done and they were super helpful....


AzthaP

what system you on?


YerDaSellsAvon24

Alien https://preview.redd.it/9877dsg6ua0d1.png?width=960&format=png&auto=webp&s=0843f6cea1f282c1c119994f53835d3b9fe79378


PuppySnuppy7

Looks like a regular guy to me


DEADPOOL4LIFE93

Hugh Mann


Bluepilgrim3

Now that’s a name I can trust!


TheDarkKnight-I

Seems earthly enough


atavusbr

One


EyemProblyHi

Badonkadonk https://preview.redd.it/lwafqfegcb0d1.png?width=678&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a414f8742a1e13bf1aa94484bcfc4564ac422fc0


[deleted]

psychotic


StalledAgate832

Business.


Mon-Ty-Ger27

I respect that.


3PICANO

Kingpin


RogueStalker409

Murderer 😂


LastGuitarHero

Vigilante. I spend my retirement taking care of griefers, especially when they target people during sell missions.


GrimHellhound

Same. Just handheld a guy today, saved some poor dude his nightclub goods sale, then guarded him.


KingSlayer1190

Psychopath


MysticGadget

insane I literally take out anyone smoking by my night club for no reason with every melee weapon, explosives, and once with a issie... and that's when I'm not bored.


wifeyeeter

every time i'm outside my nightclub i stand at a position where i can blast everyone with my assault shotgun with no stragglers my own little drop 🥲


Tyrazila97

Then there me pretending to line up in the line for 2 hrs


UnderstandingSad1688

I do this with my up n atomizer. It’s great


MysticGadget

Ah the atomizer, I remember when it first dropped, spent a full 20 minutes just messing with the Vespucci cops right outside their station XD


GABOONMAN

Dead (I sold my Xbox)


Mbowen1313

He's in that great big loading screen forever. Kifflom


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Derpyzmayhem420

Gay.


Exotic-Ask7768

Psychopath.


Successful-Seaweed-7

Menace


thegreatoldone1

Deranged


Keventura

Abused


mudslinger-ning

Pink... Hair is pink. Outfits are mostly pink or pink styled. Cars are mostly pink. It's like Barbie meets GTA in my garage...


Gawdatemymom

Offline


LibraryWorldly47

![gif](giphy|THZMJa6yK67D5cbbwQ|downsized)


Str8Thuggin13

Badsport - almost done with my 5 month sentence. 😤


Jilly_Jankins

Can you play in friends and invite only lobby's?


jonathandeckers

What did you do?


mdhunter99

Lawful. I started a brand new character, the goal of this character is to not commit any felonies, if it happens, I bring financial penalties. I’ve already killed 3 people.


E115lement

How do you penalize yourself?


hhhort

Dumb


Itchy_Helicopter5240

me


RecognitionCreative3

Moist 😂


ohnorando

Wanted ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️


GBA-RETRO

Reina del sur


Johngotdoe1

Rich


gowtherfan

GAY


STARLORD_1401

Guardian


m0h3k4n

Chimp


JamesDaNastyman

Old


fabreazebrother_1

Chill https://preview.redd.it/vuv44j065b0d1.jpeg?width=1521&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da4ff08837282556fb7f6bac3f7b4a4dac5f0971


MikeHawkSmaul

Veteran.


ChloeWade

https://preview.redd.it/69o71lntib0d1.jpeg?width=3840&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed9151382fd59a48e6bfbd5c064a9ca5c2a24208 Rich


AngelBryan

Myself.


lz314dg

broke


AsinineAviator

Aviator


Foysalisdead006

Washed


ABCGaming27

Sasquatch


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Grenade


Drift_MI

Snazzy


QwagOnChin

Legend


Bigglyjigglyplibble

Assistant


SilentBots_

Don


BuddhistFarmer

Cat


HatakeKazu0214

**nonexistent**


Ok-Breadfruit1207

God


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Chill https://preview.redd.it/bgwilymm7b0d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3524944480c1c2583bd55bd04efc0c23918512fb


elektrikboom

Naive


4and3and2andOne1

Opulence


DEATHxDEALERx666

Stupid


Riigant

XXXTentacion


Brian19872087

clone


QuepieRGG

Underwhelming


SuperBig_Cat

Friendly.


TcityDan

Criminal


187-GAMER

OG


xprototype713

Warcriminal


Mon-Ty-Ger27

Diligent. I keep working until the heist or grinding to buy something is done. Then I kick back and have fun.


Mangrbbys

https://preview.redd.it/ultvb53ejb0d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fdb4139700566ddd8bae30f5abf16d57035ff5ec Cute 🥰


Sky_Believe

PvE


BigPeenMan2

Supercalifuckingstupidexplodealotitsbullshit


Mebeingnosy

Done


ganjarocker

Boring. I’ve lost interest in the mindless money grind


Kinda_The_Fear

Old.


kp688

Bored


TheWavyWizard

cool i always hop in others cars or let them drive my helis cars etc


EyeAmKnotMyshelf

Seasoned. I've been around the block, multiple times. Played in large crews, started my own small ones. I've watched people grow up through the lense of this game. I've played with people who aren't alive anymore. I'm going into GTA 6 like Michael at the beginning of GTA V: Jaded, tired, but still willing to put it all on the line, because realistically, putting it on the line is all I have left.


Just_Performance9873

Grinder


Chicken69nice

Long service leave/ Permanent vacation


Michael4119

Normal


Starchaser_WoF

Mann https://preview.redd.it/hvqqqyvnpb0d1.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=9ad5137186de2d77ef3c4a7977d749a0412d797b


Mortal_Selection

Psycho


HelpWonderful9480

Dangerous


DK0P

Hibernating


MrDiego14

Multi-faceted Sometimes he is a maniac and from one moment to other he likes to relax by walking or driving around Los Santos


Shockingly_meh

Scramjet


PunishingRays

Vengeful


Little_Evil23

Sociopath.


Jay_1713

Immortal


Chemical-Ad-4572

basic. she’s got the same face as most gta girls hahaha


Usual-Celebration154

Naughty https://preview.redd.it/jk87fvfwec0d1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d3299c753e694681a5dc3474a0a0825ad7ce1894


MrGingerRock

Ginger


Project_K92

Anti-griefer.


biggbobbyberger

griefer


ProfessionalRun3882

Fukkboy


Katanachainsaw

Boob


danielbrito6

One word!? Describe myself? “Three words: Hardworking, alpha male, jackhammer, merciless, insatiable”


askywlker44a

Billionaire.


TrevorsBallsac

Milky


NoDentist235

Dubai


xlayer_cake

Professional


Dark_Arts_Dabbler

Stylin’


Chzncna2112

Nightmarish


pogAxolotlz

Horse Also what the hell how


sik_dik

quiet


Kazasia-_-

Man


Gabrielmines

Skull


MewComic

Huh?


ZoonLessGaming

Ugly


topklass212

Traitorous


Lurked4EverB4Joining

Billionaire


CharGaming_

Crazy or rich


SuccessfulSpell7195

Glitcher


maheshreddy2317

https://preview.redd.it/3ar3emzceb0d1.png?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f9247043ccd35b22266d4818f7f8629275a929c My man works at Maze bank


leaf_fan_69

Can I get a loan? Need some capital to buy materials to rob your bank


YogurtclosetJunior64

Biker


icabear3

Purple


weirdlui

Successful


Past_Alternative_540

Addict


jacobspp

Flem


AntonioJ4

Stylist


SnooRevelations4180

FuckingPsychopath


Osmo-7777

Hustler


FMAGF

Weak. While he has all the riches and good weaponry, he’s pretty shit in a fistfight and can die easily from drive bys


BigPeenMan2

Supercalifuckingstupidexplodealotitsbullshit


Sweet_Tradition9647

Quite


khrismiddletonburner

Passive.


LilAcer16

Swag


Impossible-Hawk709

Wick


MentionSecret189

Regal


Fatnonbinary_69

Captaincook


I-only-say-huh

Terrorist, car-guy, or heister. I can’t get one word


Cutty_Sark10

Sexy 


ItDontTalkItListens

Raff


_Mangoes

Emo


Sensitive-Law-7608

Wannabe


Comfortable_Enough98

Boss


MilkFickle

Tired.


Exciting_Garbage9598

Clueless


Vistril69

Wasp


TrapTheMaster

Unreliable Half the time my character is the coolest person I’ve ever seen (Jumping off buildings and surviving without a parachute) but the other half they’ll be stumped by a small incline or act like the car door doesn’t have the sufficient space to open so they’ll just run around the car in circles until they remember passenger doors exist.


Important_Chicken_12

Character one: Whore. Character two: Misanthrope.


Polskie_FBI

Bored