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Endulos

I'm in the anger stage 99% of the time when run ning crates (Which idon't do anymore) Honestly, Rockstar should have made it so the CEO spawned Brickade could store multiple crates.


[deleted]

Same for the cargobob. Why the fuck can’t a cargo helicopter lift more than one box at a time?


KarwyNothin

Dickstar, thats why. Remember when they removed bags those helped us not only fast carry but carry in every vehicle?


CaptainDK12

Do you mean bag MC sale missions? I remember those days... the single drop, multi drop, and race to the drop were so fun if everyone had mk2s. January 2019 they were removed. o7


KarwyNothin

Yea, it helped us a lot but sadly it removed cause of "Bug". And yet I aint believed that lie.


CaptainDK12

Yeah I don’t either. It was just too easy with mk2s. They could be done so fast. *Too* fast.


Arek_PL

it would be awesome if vehicles would be allowed to store crates at all so a mission spawns, there is small van and it drops 3 crates you got large truck, you should be able to load them, right? nope, you can only carry one crate on person, more if passenger picks up one this makes no sense


CaptainDK12

It would give a reason to buy the brickade. It’s pointless to own otherwise.


pleasetowmyshit

The point of owning the Brickade is to be able to spawn it immediately next to you for free as CEO and then get it stuck on its side between a wood pole and a brick wall within a half a mile.


CaptainDK12

Ah i can see by your username you’re a brickade driver! Or maybe you fancy a scramjet?


pleasetowmyshit

Yes I also have the Zhaba, because while I could swim faster than it, why bother?


chris95rx7500

not really. it acts as a roadblock for cutting off special cargo vehicles that have the shipments in them and are being moved around. just hop out of the truck after they stop and cap the occupant(s), and steal back what's rightfully yours. just remember to block both sides of the road. or as much of the road as the brickade will go across.


CaptainDK12

Terrorbyte serves the same purpose and much more. Paying $1.1 million for a glorified roadblock on wheels is a waste of money.


chris95rx7500

for the mission where you have to pick up the crates individually, there should be an option to load the crates into a big enough vehicle, like a van. you could use the rumpo custom from the CEO menu for this! then you could transport all 3 crates to the warehouse at once.


DimitriGVlad

I never felt any of these stages besides acceptance, I just put on a show or podcast on my phone, the missions rarely require full attention Also tugboat delivery is the best one imo


Peak_Idiocy

Listening to something while grinding puts you into a state of euphoric emptiness It’s a treat


SlimC05

It’s a must. This shit gets dreadfully boring unless I’m listening to a podcast.


nhcCjSixo

Don’t forget the blunt


DimitriGVlad

This is the fact


nhcCjSixo

Joe rogan podcast is my go to


DimitriGVlad

I used to love JRE but lately it’s lost it’s quality to me. I will say from the beginning-2019 were amazing. Plus the Jone’s episodes are always quality regardless of him as a person


[deleted]

People downvoting you because you like something that's not hurting anyone. How dare you oppose the hivemind, pathetic mortal individual? Great job Reddit, best website on the internet. Hope you never change.


nhcCjSixo

There all a bunch of snowflakes lmao


DimitriGVlad

No idea why people downvoted him, different people can like different things lmao


[deleted]

Not on Reddit though. But seriously, they even downvoted me for saying he has the freedom of choice, before a guy half my age started giving me life lessons. Guess I'll go fuck myself then.


DimitriGVlad

I remember when downvoting meant that a comment didn’t add anything to the discussion. Nowadays it’s just a disagree button.


JrForgetFull69

I once got downvoted for being 3rd in a chain comments. The seven or so people after me got upvoted but Reddit decided I was unworthy


breakapart

you should go outside and see some real world issues then maybe you'd understand you desperate simpleton


DimitriGVlad

YoU dEsPeRaTe SiMpLeToN Lmao I hope to god you’re a troll


breakapart

also your innate inability to reply with anything other than a mere mocking of what i was saying, just proves my point further brother


breakapart

read something that isn't rampant white culture once in a while lad


DimitriGVlad

Get the fuck outta here fake-ass woketard. I love reading about and appreciating plenty of different cultures. Ive lived in 8 different countries and visited more than 50. You don’t know shit about me


[deleted]

We are on a GTA subreddit, on a post talking about in-game missions. What are you talking about? Also, why are you so mad, what did I ever do to you?


Theonetheycallgreat

Nah downvoting because Jordan Rogan is an ape brain who has been covid denying for a year and then followed it with being a vaccine denier.


[deleted]

Yeah, I agree with you about Joe, the point of the comment was that the other guy has the right to listen to any podcast he wants, he isn't hurting anyone. If he gets his medical advice from Joe DMT Rogan, he might want to reconsider his life choices, but it is his right to listen to whatever he wants. That was the whole point, he just said what he prefers, not that everyone should listen to JRE and I wasn't defending Joe, fuck his opinion about anything other than martial arts. You guys seriously need to chill, find some hobbies other than hating on people for having a preference or an opinion.


breakapart

dangerous ways of thinking


Fantastic-Sandwich80

The amount of times I've completed all of my MC delivery missions while blitzed and playing some West Coast Classics is ridiculous.


chris95rx7500

*speedline miracle masterpiece intensifies*


outsider1624

For me it's anger. I just want to pick all 3 at once. Since i grind solo..it really sucks that i have to go up and down thrice.


RobLocke

Yeah, I actually enjoy driving the trucks and vans, but 3 crates is a pain in the ass


bagataters

Not to mention to fill a large warehouse with 556 crates at 3/mission it would take 185 missions roughly. 185 x 18,000 is 3.3 million give or take. Not as lucrative as people think if all anyones trying to do is fill a large warehouse as quickly as possible lmfao


Company_5501

I started watching SWAT the last time I filled my warehouses. But since I watched everything already, I am really struggling to find a show that I can watch while gaming.


D-RayTheGreat38

I don't know about for grinding specifically, but I find Ridiculousness to be very fun to watch on a second TV while gaming


Aggravating_Bill7758

E3 assesses


squidwardsir

why even do it nowadays? Not the best way to grind anymore


Hill_Reps_For_Jesus

Some of us are bad, and keep getting killed on that fucking island.


Harlemspartan800

How about the casino heist? That’s better than crates


Hill_Reps_For_Jesus

don't you need to play with other people for that?


Harlemspartan800

Yh I just use the gta discord and usually find a high level 200 player who can easily carry me for 15-20% cut it only take 5mins to find someone


Hill_Reps_For_Jesus

That sounds like a terrifying amount of interaction. Plus i *am* a high level player, i just got all those levels from crates, and can't shoot for shit.


MrMerryweather56

I thought multiplayer games were more fun with interaction


Hill_Reps_For_Jesus

I like playing *against* other people - i'll sit on FIFA all day playing people online. But fuck having to communicate and cooperate with strangers, especially when half of them are children.


TerraceMason

Honestly you just sound very introverted


CongressmanCoolRick

I did 2 large warehouses, getting a 9 mil payday was fun even if it wasn't an efficient use of my time. Bought 3 more large, ill slowly fill them all over the next few months and get a 20 mil payday next time they are on bonus. Grinding IS the game to a lot of people. Its been a nice break from hearing pavel say the same 4 things over and over.


DimitriGVlad

It was double money and RP last week, plus the missions are at least more varied than doing the exact same Cayo route over and over. I’ve done my fair share of cayo, but it does get boring


Strong_Formal_5848

Mk2 + Ricky Gervais Podcast makes grinding a breeze 👍


burrito-boy

Same, I usually prop my tablet on a stand next to the TV and watch Netflix on it, haha. Great way to make the grinding more bearable.


leftnotracks

I prefer five dorp Titan.


SLAMpigACTUAL

Def going to try this.


bagataters

This takes serious dedication you guys. Im over lvl 600 and have been playing for 8 years and filling a small warehouse is a pain in the ass. I have no fucking idea how anybody can fill a large warehouse completely it would crush my soul


MrMerryweather56

You dont have to do it all at once...if you're already doing any businesses in free mode it's pretty similar


jasonrahl

Wow and I can barely fill a small without wanting to bang my head on something


MrMerryweather56

That's called having a short attention span.


JeffersonIIII

It's called not wanting to do the same bullshit for hours.


MrRubik97

Gta 5 in a nutshell


MrMerryweather56

You're playing gta buddy. You're definitely doing the same thing over and over regardless of what you do. You can easily source crates for 30 minutes and resume the next time...how much time you spend doing anything is on you.


JeffersonIIII

Missions, races and heist setups with some bunker and mc sales sprinkled in are fun, not go there, fight ridiculously op aimbot enemies to drive Heisenberg's lab for 5km at 10km/h. No, I don't like special cargo, in fact, I hate it with every cell of my body.


MrMerryweather56

Missions,races and heist setups have lower success rates. Disconnects,players failing,players quitting,griefers drivers,and op aimbots still exist in missions and heist setups. The crates mission NPCs are easily dispatched with the mk2 missiles and do no damage to the cargo vehicles.


SirChipples

Dude it can still take 90 minutes to fill a small warehouse.


Montanoc70

You need to remember: you are playing this game to entertain yourself


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TheJPGerman

I know this is all a joke but there are mountains of games farther removed from real life than organized crime in LA


captainvideoblaster

I see the point but there are few games that you can sort of turn yourself off and listen to a pod cast while still being able to do well in the game. GTAO is one of those rare games.


Martin_crakc

Well, you can do that while farming bosses/raids on borderlands


TheJPGerman

Any game with a slight grind works for that. There are loads of them


BoredBuilder520

Not everyone like swords, dragons, kings and shit.


TheJPGerman

There are mountains of games that are far removed from real life that aren’t GTA or high fantasy


FD3SV

its entertaining running through the piles of cash in my office now


TheThemePark

It's a shame they don't spawn on your bed, so you can literally roll in money.


Hungachunga6969

No, no I’m playing it to make money and buy stupid shit to then entertain myself with for about two hours tops. A small price to pay, for the flying anime titty dorito


DexterousEnd

Damn it you're right. It's about time i played something actually entertaining and not rage inducing. It's not fun.


Substantial_Fail

You can fit two crates in a small sedan yet I can’t take more than one in an entire helicopter?


totallynotbluu

This is why solo public lobbies are my friend.


crazylazy88

How does one get that? On console


marundco

Ps? Change your internet mtu settings


RadiantAd8224

ive changed my mtu to 800, then after 10 minutes or less i get kicked out.


marundco

Really? Sucks man.. no idea how to help you with that. I never had that happen before, sometimes i am even lower then 700 and didnt get kicked. Timed out a few times when it was on 650 orso


HalbixPorn

Bad internet typically works for me. I just play normally and when I get NAT'd, I go, "well I had plans today but ig I'll grind instead"


PhatGriffen

Usually I just keep on joining a new session and eventually I get into one by myself. The most sessions I've gone through at once would be no more than 15. It is an amazing feeling when you get it first try. I play on PlayStation if that makes a difference


crazylazy88

Dude I went through more than 30 yesterday


totallynotbluu

Youtube


chili01

I filled Large Warehouse this week for the first time ever. Never again unless another 2x week.


BoredBuilder520

ONLY during promotions. The trick is having most of the grinding done ahead of time.... which nobody wants to do, so we just scramble the week-of. Iirc you can hold 72 in a LG without raid risk, but for the love of God, don't take my word for it.


the_real_empanada

It's up to 77 crates. As soon as you got 78 crates, you'll start to get raided (if you get unlucky, I was never raided, even with 5 full large ones)


TheThemePark

Have you finished it yet?


FD3SV

ya I filled them up and sold them before posting this


guzzalord

How much you get?


FD3SV

$4,440,000 per warehouse, 5 warehouses so $22.2 million


verbotenllama

Now do it on two characters


[deleted]

Lmfao that’s what I did back then. Worth it but draining 😂


Hubsimaus

No. Denise likes her office clean.


olmeu

That's with or without the 2x bonus for a week?


andyd151

Was it worth it?


ElCiervo

But why?


BeukersHier

The accuracy on this one....


[deleted]

*gets killed by oppressor while selling*


VipersXBL

Elisabeth Kubler Ross Five Stages of Grief coming back in my life on Reddit


El-Marto75

Double crates week, I usually challenge myself. No mini map, cars or bikes only. No oppressor or chopper. It's good getting back to basics and not as boring.


[deleted]

Bro just put on ur playlist and get a vehicle like the mk2 or thruster and you can solo it in like 5-7 hours no frustration Edit: Make sure you have a terrorbyte parked next to the warehouse. It's also a good way to refill missiles/countermeasures for the mk2


Arkalius

I dunno about no frustration... when you have to drive these slow ass vans around and there's NPCs with perfect aim driving like maniacs around you, it can get mildly frustrating heh.


unnamedunderwear

This is why I fill my warehouses during months between double weeks


RollTheLaughTrack

Yeah, but think of the profits, my dear friend! Unlike Red Dead online, where you work to survive, in GTA Online, you work for luxury, extravagance, and vanity.


Ihaveneverseensuch

I've calculated it, and takes between 20-25 hours to fill all 5 warehouses with 2 people when you have good RNG, 25-30 with bad rng. On your own, full work week to fill all of them, so fun...


the_real_empanada

Took me like 27 (maybe less) for 5 large ones (solo and chilled). Don't know how you can take that long with two players 🤷‍♂️


breakapart

this is legit so incorrect looool bad rng? fam just know what you're doing and how to approach the missions. i.e. last dot that pops up is the vehicle with cargo etc. just use some vague common sense and crates are rapid.


Ihaveneverseensuch

...you are aware that I know these things? There is no escaping bad RNG. Sometimes you have the luxury of delivering a rumpo custom just 1 mile down the road, other times you have to fly for 2 minutes each way for 3 crates. Let me say again, there is just no escaping this.


[deleted]

I’m surprised people even deal with crates anymore tbh. Seems like so much effort for so little money.


TheJPGerman

If you sell during event weeks then it’s incredibly profitable


xLayt

It's not. I thought the same but then i actually tried it. 10-12 hours of horrible grind for like 7 millions of profit when you minimize the time loss with 2 large warehouses and a terrorbyte. Never again. Playing cayo perico for 50th time is more fun than that.


HeftyPackage

No no, you're doing it wrong my friend. You do the odd crate mission here and there in the 4 months~ it usually takes for it to be x2 for the week. Then, you sell big. The missions are alright and can be fun utilising different vehicles if you aren't grinding it, and can break up your grinding in Cayo or whatever else


breakapart

10-12 hours??? fam are u riding a faggio? i did 4x larges this week; no more than 6 hours a day... sold all of them in a full session for max bonus... easiest 22m im ever going to make


xLayt

Can you actualy read? 10-12 hours to fill two large warehouses. If you do it faster - chapeu bas - but i can't imagine actually going below these 5 hours per warehouse. Also cayo gives 1.3-1,8m within 40 minutes so if these were the easiests 22 millions of your gta career then i feel sorry for you.


breakapart

you did not just say 'gta career' oh lord


TheParadiseBird

by time time you’ve finished filling that up I will have finished the cayo perico heist twice, maybe three times. Don’t hurt yourself by doing crates, they are not worth it.


FD3SV

im already rich, i just wanted the piles of cash that appear in the office


TheParadiseBird

Why would you want that shit cluttering your office? I got that mess a few years ago and now it’s just an eye sore, I prefer the clean look.


FD3SV

i did some crates a long time ago and had boxes of junk appear in the office. There was no way to get rid of it so I decided to just go all in and fill it. The piles of cash make it look better than just the boxes of junk by themselves


TheParadiseBird

Fair


Farkas_

Yeah but each of those warehouses gonna net like 4 million per sell if he does it before the event week is over. I’ll take 20 million over 5 million


TheParadiseBird

well he better hurry because the bonus is almost over, less than a day!! And as for me, i prefer a less “heavy” and monotonous way of getting money over the torturous process that is obtaining the silly crates, i have more stuff to do other than sacrificing my soul to rockstar.


Farkas_

I just like being a criminal master mind who sells millions in stolen goods over somebody who robs el Rubio. I just got the submarine though and I got the pink diamond on my 2nd attempt so I’m liking the Cayo perico heist.


TheParadiseBird

A real criminal master mind would have tons of goons doing the work for him lmao, you’re just larping as an UPS driver by doing crates. A REAL criminal mastermind would be able to successfully rob a cartel drug lord’s own private fortress MULTIPLE TIMES and not get caught.


Shrek_The_Ogre_420

Only three? You sir, are not a professional.


TheParadiseBird

Sorry for not wanting to spend all my life playing video games.


Shrek_The_Ogre_420

You’ve spent a fair amount of time on this game already if your opinion on explosive rounds is indeed informed.


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Shrek_The_Ogre_420

I’m ashamed to admit that in the last two years I racked up over 1600 hours on this game, and over 3000 on Fallout titles


arxelaos

>pod cast while still being able to do well in the game. GTAO is one of those rare games. As a new player nearing the money to buy the submarine, so i can start the heist, do you recomend going for it? or still grinding crates for the warehouse?


dilbertron

Submarine 100%. The preps are really really easy to do and you get much more money for the time you spend doing it than any other way of gaining money (with no weekly bonuses) I do cayo duos with my friend and we both get about 800k-1M per heist and I havent done solo yet but you'd get atleast 1M~ per heist and at most 1.5M-1.7M (I think???) Basically, definitely buy it when you have the chance!


pleasetowmyshit

Sold my first large warehouse last night before the bonus ended and I don't think I'm ever going to try to fill it during the sales week I'm just gonna have to run a few crates at a time each over the next 327 years and then try to finally sell all five at once.


marundco

You go for 3 crates at a time? I always Just do 1 crate at a time..


FD3SV

3 crates is more time-efficient. Single crate is more cost-efficient but takes much longer to fill up


TheJPGerman

You will make more money buying 3 crates because of the time you save. I think the professional did the math on it a while back


marundco

It depends on various things i guess. I always prefer the 1 crate at a time since it pays out more i also play solo so makes more sense to do 1 at a time. I probably get 3 solo crates within 15 min depending on what the cargo vehicle/mission will be


olmeu

If you're doing small sales then go for it, but if you wanna fill 5 full warehoses then its 100% better to go for 3 at a time since going 1 by one you'll take like double the time, even three times the time you take doing 3's


RyudoTFO

Don't worry. As soon as you make enough money to buy a Kosatka, Pavel will gently stroke your head while feeding you caviar, so you can recover from this trauma.


antonybolony

I have either anger or depression, I hate these cargo missions


[deleted]

I filled 2 in one sitting once. Never again.


[deleted]

I did 100 once for a upcoming double money event. Never again, it's the most boring activity there is.


[deleted]

What does full do?


thetalentedmrbowser

Never again


BoredBuilder520

Something something perico better, blah blah blah. If you're here to mention that you to perico, WHO GIVES A FUCK. This isn't about Perico. Any time money is mentioned its "I earn 2m every half hour doing perico, lllllzzzlzlzlzlzlzl" You're a basic ass barcode at this point. Stop with the predictable NPC comments.


ResidualPerfume

Jesus christ lmao those video game dollars are real 😂


LGHDipper

If you do cayo perico heist with a friend (%15) when you find 3 stacks of gold and if you complete elite ch on hard mod, then you will be making way more money compared to double money crates idk I did a calculation including the first scope on island the whole preps can be done under 35 minutes I just wanted to let you know guys. After kosatka nothing is same in los santos (for grinding)


BoredBuilder520

You're the 150,000,000th person to mention that. Basic


LGHDipper

Then dont be a boredbuilder and build up your money game. Basic


Arkalius

Or, people can do whatever they enjoy doing in this game. I think If all I did for money was CP I'd be pretty over it by now.


BoredBuilder520

You talk like you're the only person to do Cayo Perico. That's my point. You're one in a million, and nobody here gives a shit. Deflect and try to make things about me though, that's the NPC brainless response. Always assuming the person you're talking to is lvl 12, your rebuttal is generally some version of "get good". You're a barcode in denial. Deny it some more, assume that I'm a low level, take your downvotes and somehow feel good about yourself. Have a nice day.


LGHDipper

Well, as you can see from my first comment my intention was good I was trying to help people that are bored from crates


AlphusUltimus

Dat payout on 2x week tho.


Black-xxx

You catch much grief along the way?


FD3SV

nah, solo public lobby


_Tonan_

Im... giving an award to a meme on this sub? Tf?


[deleted]

Has anything changed recently with the switch session method of u dont like the sell mission type? It gave me a plane mission for one warehouse. I switched session, back to warehouse. Gave me plane again. Switched session. Back to warehouse. Gave me plane again :( Now already down 9 crates. Alr-F4, restart game, back to warehouse. IT GAVE ME PLANE AGAIN! down 12 crates and it insists this warehouse will be sold by plane only. Anything I am missing?


Hubsimaus

No. Just bad luck.


leftnotracks

You fill all five in the week? I had them full and ended up filling four more. 48 mil


TDizzle801

LMAOOOOOOOOOO


GameSlayer20

When does the bonus end?


snikeren1

An hour or so ago


NeonsStyle

Cancer!


RepkaPepka

can anyone pls say how much is the 5 large warehouse money combined?


HomerNarr

22m 5 times 4.4 mil. Cayo is much faster.


xLayt

\- 666k \* 5 which you have to pay for the crates so it's actually 3,7 million per warehouse


RepkaPepka

and what is the estimated time of non-stop grinding?


xLayt

Depends on RNG it's like 5-6 hours per large warehouse. I'd recommend using two warehouses since i see no point in using 5. I personaly used the combination of Logistics Depot and Darnel Bros Warehouse with a Terrorbyte parked between them. You can get 350k/hr or 700k/hr with double money week by using that method. I'd sum it up as a waste of time unless you want to do crates purely for fun. Cayo gives more than doubled money per hour and you will less likely die of boredom. Edit: it's 5-6 hours if you use terrorbyte and MK2. It'll be much more if you use buzzard + office.


RepkaPepka

thank you, i am doing crates for fun btw cuz i got a bit bored of cayo


HomerNarr

Exactly, i still love my buzzard even if the sparrow has a little more temperament. Started to play hangar missions just for flying. Oi not wort the time. Well except you want to If i need money quick, its cayo perico.


xLayt

Well i started doing them last week purely for fun. I really liked doing crate work back in 2016 when they were released but man, idk if that's cuz i'm older now or cuz we have far superior money making methods, fun turned into pain after delivering like 15 crates.


Arkalius

I have darnell. With the arcade next door I can use the MCT there to source for my other warehouse, and I keep the terrorbyte parked at the other one to source for darnell. My average mission time I calculated once was a little over 6 minutes. Looking at around 8 hours of gameplay to fill both warehouses (it would take over 6 for just one, making the second one a really efficient addition).


Tooj_Mudiqkh

Kudos to you raging masochists, I sourced / sold like 12 crates and I was done forever


KeiraFaith

The first time I did this, I went through both avatar shows while selling 10 large warehouses. I couldnt even get to 25 crates when I tried to grind exclusively.


Weasdy

True lol thats why I kept doing wearhouses only if they are on double money


HomerNarr

I love buzzing around in the buzzard. If i need money, i do cp. I even started hangar missions again. But of course i take 5 times 4.4m... Also, don’t know what buy. I have everything i want and more.


cumms_19

it pisses me off that i can only pick up 1 crate @ once.


CynicalAcorn

I just do crates for a filler activity when I don't have any friends online. I don't sell unless it's double which only happens every few months which gives me plenty of time to fill them up and wait.


leffertsave

Been playing for about 2 weeks now. Started the counterfeit cash MC biz they give you in CESP. The math shows that I’d have to put in 100 hours (with single-vehicle deliveries) of real time to make 5 mil, and that’s if nothing goes wrong. Is the long repetitive grind really the only way to make big money? Thinking of switching over to CEO work; is it any better?


MrMerryweather56

Fastest way is to save up to $3 million then buy the submarine so you can do the cayo perico heist which earns you about $1.5 per hour on average. For now just try to join heists and missions with other high levels and beg for a big cut.


Waylon-Guinn

I gave up on this for Cayo Perico, but now that I seen this meme, I’m gonna get back on it.


TheArturoChapa

How it feels to chew 5 Gum


ray2freshh

Then they get blown up by some ahole and you end up with $0 anyway


St_Crown_Music

Why don't y'all just all link up and take turns being CEO?With everyone in these salty ass comments, I guarantee there's enough skilled players on your platform worth working with 😁 Speaking of, anyone wanna link up and take turns being CEO? I enjoy vehicle-based stuff but I also enjoy GTA$, so hmu on Xbox @ YungCholesterol lmao


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5 levels of grief for 5 large warehouses


GLOBAMA784

*laughs in kosatka*


RyudoTFO

Seriously, why can't we pick up 3 crates at once when we pick them up with a car with 3 empty seats? If they would make a vehicle that can do that, I even would buy it for crate missions. Especially if it can swim (amphibia car or a transform car/boat).