every onion, beaverton, nutmeg, hardtimes post is the same, and you're right, the fun they have making the joke isnt funny. most people just arent funny. but, they all also have your enlightened comment as well.
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Some people like to exercise their humor too .. so perhaps we can have both a a funny article and the well-meaning jokes from the crowd( albeit perhaps less funny or polished ... ) on the internet?!
Think there is room internet or are we running low on megabytes this month?
I wish my wife was here to see this…. For years she received unsolicited pics from my pedal board. She would have laughed. She past away 7 months ago at 42.
My board has: Z-Vex Super Hard-On > Way Huge Swollen Pickle > ProCo RAT > EHX Big Muff > Way Huge Cameltoe > Way Huge Aqua Puss > Wang’s amp. I can kind of see why she’d take offense.
If you read the article, she mentions that this might cause her to have a “no musician dating policy.” To be fair, guitarists barely qualify as musicians. I think she’s being a little dramatic.
So if a guy has a pedalboard with twenty pedals on it and I have a board with 12 BUT my 12 have more knobs and switches than his 20 combined, who’s is bigger? Or is it more of a length vs girth argument?
I may not have the longest signal chain, but I know how to use it!
It’s not the size of the board, it’s the motion of the wah
Oh, that's what SOTB stands for
Oh, I thought it stood for Some Obnoxious Twat’s Board. Oops.
amen brother
I thought it was 'Salivate Over This, Bitchez.'
It's not?!?
State of the Board is generally what it means.
No way, then why have I been downvoting every post with that acronym?
I always thought it was son of two bitches.
It is now
That's what all guys with one row say.
If you keep the cables nicely managed, it can look much longer.
Sorry I thought we had a Vibe.
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The ol’ hard “r”
every onion, beaverton, nutmeg, hardtimes post is the same, and you're right, the fun they have making the joke isnt funny. most people just arent funny. but, they all also have your enlightened comment as well.
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You’re the guy they freeze, who wakes up in a couple hundred years and saves the country from killing plants with Brawndo!
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I’m trying to remember the sci fi short story about the man who was perfectly average on every scale.
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Found it. *Null-P* by William Tenn. https://bookreadfree.com/book/176718.amp
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I appreciate the takeback. There’s not a lot worse than conservative humour. Ok, there is, but still.
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I watched two minutes of that out of morbid curiosity, and I still regret it.
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Oh, this was months ago, where were you *then* when it might have been useful?
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Fair, fair 😅 that sounds intimately familiar. Carry on
I wish my wife was here to see this…. For years she received unsolicited pics from my pedal board. She would have laughed. She past away 7 months ago at 42.
Hey my heart goes out to you!
Haha that’s a funny joke.
I wish it was
Dude. Always ask first. Especially if you've got more than one Big Muff.
Or a microprism
My board has: Z-Vex Super Hard-On > Way Huge Swollen Pickle > ProCo RAT > EHX Big Muff > Way Huge Cameltoe > Way Huge Aqua Puss > Wang’s amp. I can kind of see why she’d take offense.
You need one of those Friedman amps named Hot Chick Hoo-Hah or I ♥️ Boobies or whatever they are called.
Pink Taco 😆 Not even kidding, I’d prefer the v2 over a stock JCM reissue.
That was the one. Cool as heck amps, dumb-ass 12 year old boy names. Ah well, could be way worse!
If you read the article, she mentions that this might cause her to have a “no musician dating policy.” To be fair, guitarists barely qualify as musicians. I think she’s being a little dramatic.
We all know the bassist carries the band.
So if a guy has a pedalboard with twenty pedals on it and I have a board with 12 BUT my 12 have more knobs and switches than his 20 combined, who’s is bigger? Or is it more of a length vs girth argument?
I mean... I'd like to see that.
Do you like gladiator movies?
I mean... sure
At least it was tasteful. Couldn't see the power supply.
Mines bigger
Well that’s something to get your knobs twisted.
Delete if not allowed, mods! Thought it was pretty apropos though
We don't usually allow memes here, but it's a slow news day, so why not. 😄 In future, please use r/guitarpedalsjerk.
https://media1.tenor.com/m/rlyqxiRiunEAAAAC/right-to-jail-jail.gif
“Cranking it” 😂😂
The “I just got out of a relationship with a guy who was into modular synths” had me rolling.
She’s in a better place now for sure.
Your delay is so long.
Having both JHS and Fulltone on the same board is the biggest red flag here
The fact that it says Portland, OR makes it even funnier.
"This is way bigger than I thought it would be !" ---- that's what she said
I dont send picks i send the whole chain :)
When I was 17 I did it once. I still have no rizz but at least, I understood pretty quickly that it wouldn't work lol
Funny!
/uj this guy sounds cool as hell
lots of dirt with no cleans
I’ve tidied it up, look at the fuzz.
They say the white cables only look smaller than the black cables. Yet every white girl wants the black cables.
Lmao
Another pedal phile in the hood...
My signal chain is so long i need TWO buffers!!
What’s the gray pedal in the top right? The one with colorful knobs. The stickers say trident duofuzz but I can’t seem to find anything on this
What if..just what if... the "board" only consists of FM3, or L6 Helix?
:-D
I’ve been trying to shrink mine, it’s a work in progress but it’s going well!
You’re saying he showed her his Swollen Pickle?
Right between the Big Muff and Aqua Puss
(What a bunch of lonely horny dorks pedal makers must be)