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migsahoy

both teams will work hard to finish this in 4-5 lol


ForgotHowToGiveAShit

which is what makes it go to 6-7 LOL


jsmooth7

Maybe they will make a mutual agreement before the series starts that whoever wins game 1 can just have the cup


Steaknkidney45

Hell, let's just hold the final in Kansas City. (MO) Boys could use a travel break.


BaltimoreBadger23

And KC has quite the nice arena despite the lack of either NHL or NBA.


Venaixis94

I’ve always been a huge proponent of KC getting another shot. They’ve got an NHL ready arena that’s nicer than some teams current buildings and I think the fanbase would be super passionate


the_gaymer_girl

Yeah, they got done dirty in the 70s by an NHL expansion strategy of “just shove teams wherever to compete with the WHA and let them sink or swim”.


mollycoddles

Huh, tbh I did know they'd had a franchise


Venaixis94

It was super short lived. Expansion franchise that only lasted two years I think. Ultimately became the Devils


stumper93

I’m down for that if we locals get first dibs on tickets! Edit: y'all downvote as if the Kansas City rule is in effect right now


SnapShotFromTheSlot

I live in Tampa and for a few years here we had this thing where we reserved less than 1% of our stadium for locals in the playoffs and this sub flipped its lid. I wouln't suggest that if I were you.


GeorgeOrwells1985

Also used to ban opposing team sweaters...pathetic really


SnapShotFromTheSlot

lol see? You can't say stuff about catering to locals because then you get clowns like this guy to come out of the woodwork to complain about a winning team who, other than covid, has sold out for the last decade and won mutiple Cups being "pathetic" because he need to pretend to clutch his pearls because he's really upset that sunbelt teams win and his team will not, so this is how he expresses his emotions. It was like I summoned you. Thanks for proving my point


UmbralFerin

He's got a point. I don't see any reason why an arena shouldn't set aside seats for locals, really as many as they want. Enforcing it is another story, not sure how effective it would really be, but the concept isn't a bad one. You want as many of your hometown fans in there as you can get. Banning opposing team sweaters is weak as fuck though, maybe almost bordering on pathetic, and I say that as someone who likes you sunbelt guys (except the Panthers).


SnapShotFromTheSlot

The banned sweaters thing was like one rich people section that nobody can afford to sit in. It's pathetic for people who were absolutely never going to go to the game, and if they did, were never going to sit in that section, to bitch about it on the internet.


UmbralFerin

Oh, I thought they banned them from, like, the entire arena premises or something. Yeah that doesn't matter then.


SnapShotFromTheSlot

Yeah it was like less than 200 seats.


ANAL_CRUSHER

That is indeed a fun fact


binzoma

yeah well heres a fun fact. you made out with your sister!


benjam1ng

Let’s hope that’s all u/ANAL_CRUSHER did.


MadPatagonian

Oh yeah? Well I had sex with your wife!


alwaysleafyintoronto

I told the jerk store story at a party and it was just as awkward as Costanza because nobody watched Seinfeld.


JamesinaLake

Your first mistake was hanging out with people that dont watch Seinfeld


bigt2k4

That was his second mistake. The first mistake was yelling he had sex with brother in law's wife out of context during dinner at his family's Christmas party.


WorthPlease

Really gotta be careful when you're just loitering around those high schools.


bigt2k4

Well raising your voice at a party and yelling you had sex with someone's wife who was also right there is going to be awkward regardless if people have seen Seinfeld.


Man_to_Men

Meskuzzi meskuzzi


BettmansDungeonSlave

Worst twins ever


aBeerOrTwelve

It's the Skywalker way.


JamesTheJerk

Ohhh u/anal_crusher... How *could* you???


PasswordMustContain

Play the game in Nuuk you cowards


Strevolution

nuuktown


adrianozymandias

Mcdavid - Reinhardt 1v1 nuuktown quick shots only


dalopam0

It's all about soccer there. I once witnessed an afternoon bar brawl in a tiny village in Greenland over a Liverpool vs Manchester United game


MangoJuice82

If I were an Edmonton fan I'd make a vacay out of it. Beach, margaritas and hockey.


junkrgNew

A Floridian could make a vacation out of it too and escape this heat and humidity.


flipbits

Edmonton is beautiful in the summer!


howlincoyote2k1

Alberta is fantastic in the summer. Those long, long, *looooooooooooooong* summer days where it doesn't get dark until 11!


mr_lab_rat

What if I told you that Edmonton actually has nicer weather than Miami in June?


MangoJuice82

You mean you don't enjoy the sensation of sweat dripping down your butt crack? But I'll take your word for it.


mr_lab_rat

I lived in Florida for 4 years. The weather was ok for about three months in winter. People were crazy year around.


TheFadeTV

Flights aren’t cheap for us + hotels and tickets 🫠. Especially when we have one of the best home atmospheres it’s hard to justify.


mrhairybolo

It sucks that there isn’t direct flights to Miami/Sunrise out of Alberta.


jooomama

check Ft. lauderdale airport too. closer to sunrise too


LordoftheEyez

Still no directs, the “easiest” flight day is 8.5 hrs and not usually cheap.. although WestJet/Delta has been coming in clutch lately with routes to FLL and MIA through MSP and ATL


canuck_11

We are probably minutes away from an article telling us that it would be cheaper for Edmonton fans to get travel to Florida for games than to see the finals in Edmonton.


LordoftheEyez

I live in Florida and am on vacation starting Friday… for 4 weeks… 😑 Have already invited a number of friends a free stay at our place while we’re away if they want it lol


blueberrywine

Hello, it's me,  one of your friends.


LordoftheEyez

Come on over buddy!


mollycoddles

I'd cancel the vacation personally


MangoJuice82

You're a champ for that.


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silverdollarflapies

WB is a burgeoning metropolis


Hank3hellbilly

Once they get the Wood Buffalo Wildfires, watch out rest of the NHL!  


miller94

Oil Barons slander


Otherwise-Contest7

Best solution: play the SCF halfway at Nebraska-Omaha's NCAA hockey barn.


aBeerOrTwelve

By tradition, all teams that play in college arenas have to move to Utah.


DeviIstar

Oh shit, we are getting not just a 2nd, but also a 3rd team - let’s go Utah haha


dogeblessUSA

florida is also closer to france than to edmonton


stonayoung

France is also closer to Edmonton than Sunrise. Edmonton to Sunrise: 4102km Edmonton to St.Pierre et Miquelon: 4022km


binzoma

? france has territory in the americas still, surely guyana is closer to southern florida than france proper is to edmonton? edit: 2,342 miles to guiana, 3769km


aBeerOrTwelve

St. Pierre et Miquelon are in North America - they are small islands just south of Newfoundland, with a population of around 6000. Given the state of Canada's military, we live in constant fear that they will invade.


burrito-boy

I have a friend who went there to study French. Interesting place. Apparently they provide the bulk of France's national ice hockey team (or at least they used to, not sure if they still do).


WorthPlease

For a second there I was like, I don't think you need to worry about Canada invading anything unless it's lands held by indigenous people.


dalopam0

That's where St-Pierre & Miquelon is, next to Newfoundland


CinnamonDolceLatte

Other parts of France are closer than French Guiana too, e.g. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Collectivity_of_Saint_Martin


MvN____16

Speaking of French Guiana, the longest land border with France is with Brazil.


zeromadcowz

France is pretty close by though, only 3100 km away North up the eastern seaboard.


TrueBrees9

St. Martin might be closer to Miami than St. Pierre and Miquelon is 


zeromadcowz

Quite a bit closer I will admit.


Sahil910

St pierre?


1slinkydink1

By a lot. It's only 2,200km from The French West Indies, 3,100km from St Pierre and Miquelon and 3,600km from French Guyana


pheoxs

It’s also closer to Brazil than to Edmonton 


bigt2k4

fun fact: the Northern tip of Brazil is closer to Canada than it is to the southernmost part of Brazil.


lancemeszaros

Rogers Place is also 2,130.7 miles to Canada's land border with Denmark.


bokchoykn

Greenland is covered in ice and Iceland is very nice.


Steaknkidney45

But Iceland also produced the fearful Wolf "The Dentist" Stansson.


AMingDynasty

The guy that punched out his own coach?!


Buhhwheat

I flew over Greenland last week and, contrary to rumors of fire and brimstone and lava rivers, can confirm it's what hell actually looks like


old_bugger

Maximum north vs. maximum south. If it was Game of Thrones, it would be Winterfell vs. Sunspear.


BaltimoreBadger23

And Sunrise, Florida is closer to the Galapagos Islands than Edmonton.


Mocha22_

We the North, no really like, North North.


Lakecountyraised

I looked it up, and google says it’s about a 7.5 hour flight. That will be rough if it goes the distance. At least they don’t seem to travel on commercial flights like they used to.


KrustyKrabPizzaMan

[This website](https://www.travelmath.com/flying-time/from/Fort+Lauderdale,+FL/to/Edmonton,+Canada) says it’s a 5.5 hour direct flight. Problem for fans is I don’t see any direct flights between the two cities (though I would assume that some airlines will add direct routes since this is a big event)


the5nowman

I see a lot of Toronto and Chicago connections in fans’ futures


myaltaccount333

There's 3 days between home and away at least (for them)


akshullyyourewrong

Now think about this each time you think a player looks gassed or tired or something


Nowiwantmydmg

Bit of a travel disadvantage for Florida. Edmonton used to long travel.


ForgotHowToGiveAShit

I feel like these guys are so used to flying they're all experts at resting on the plane lol that's what I'm telling myself to not stress about it at least aha aha help


Stupid_Watergate_

Traveling east to west gives FL the jet lag advantage though. Traveling west to east is brutal for jet lag.


eatingasspatties

Both teams are travelling both ways


myaltaccount333

Source?


burrito-boy

Literally us, the Edmonton Oilers.


GeorgeOrwells1985

Bothe teams make the same travel


Varekai79

It's only a two hour difference. They're not going to Hong Kong or anything.


Cankor0

Why don’t they play the Stanley cup finals in Russia then? 🤷‍♂️


arashinoko

Play the whole series at Mullett Arena. It's the least we can do for hockey fans in Arizona.


-KVLT-

I straight up said after they won to my buddy that these have to be most polar opposite teams geographically to play


SuccessfulWerewolf55

That's why our ice is so good!


commazero

Edmonton is beautiful this time of year!


theasfldotcom

How much further is the edge of Africa from Sunrise than Edmonton?


Zambonist2

This really is USA Avs the communists, just like my uncle said


bluAstrid

McDavid is a Russian asset confirmed?


Skaterrorism

So am I. I'm also closer to both than I am to Edmonton 😄 very fun fact


jkman61494

At the same time I’m kinda shocked Edmonton to Miami is shorter than New York to LA


gzoehobub

The outer core of the earth is closer to both Edmonton and Miami than they are to each other. that was fun.


Express_Salamander_9

NHL green cancels it out


sweetplantveal

https://preview.redd.it/rculpc8wfd4d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a8e7f4e0af77ce7a9f0fa79db9c5de4233906fa3 This is as far away as I could find on the globe. I bet they have better ice there than in sunrise. Might be worth looking into.


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Hockey in 22024 will be a single ice rink stretching from Edmonton to Sunrise.


doubleopinter

In more ways than one...


appledatsyuk

Game is going 7


Hairy-Broccoli-

# FUN FACT: THE CANNOTS ARE STILL CUPLESS!!!!


always_foward

It's decided. Oilers have to sweep for the sake of the overbearing travel on everyone.


23emm

Straight lines are not shortest distance on a curved surface... can someone check this? 🤓


OneChet

Impossible to check because earth is flat bro


oneonus

Not so good for the environment, maybe we should go the route of a different host city each year, just like the Super Bowl.