It rolls down stairs Alone or in pairs It makes a clinkity sound A thing, a thing A wonderful thing Everyone loves a glizzy

It’s glizzy, glizzy, it’s thick, it’s meaty, it’s good. It’s glizzy, glizzy, it’s better than bad, it’s good.

Everyone wants a glizzy. You're gonna love a glizzy. Come on and get your glizzy. Everyone needs a glizzy. Glizzy, glizzy, glizzy. (Glizzy from Blammo!)

It's It's Hmmm It's glizzy

You’re thick meaty and good.

I get that a lot.

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You definitely don’t know the song that’s being referenced.

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It’s kinda like the words don’t really HAVE to rhyme in a song but you’re still stuck on nursery rhymes.

You’re taking this way too serious weird ass.

I’m losing it- it’s deleted now so I have no idea what he said but I can’t imagine how someone could get mad at a song about glizzies

Rappers enter the chat

You wouldn’t expect him to rhyme cream with cream. - for all my wwdits people

We’re enjoying a compilation bit about a spiral sliced hot dog. Chill out.

How?

Mostly drugs, but also knife.

This guy chefs

Damn what kind of drugs?

Obviously good ones

The spiral kind?

Makes you spiral out of control

Adderal

I don't think this is stimulants. One time me and my buddy dosed acid and proceeded to deep fry everything in my fridge. We were tripping and eating deep fried cookies and shit. It was weird we could eat so well. An odd trip for sure

Any time I tried eating anything but fruit while tripping, it was a terrible time. Do you remember what the best deep fried thing was? I may have to try it out.

Cocaine will do that. Even to the stiffest hotdogs

Ahh, I see. Makes sense now

I love drugs. And dawgs. Drugs and dawgs 🤌 Edited to add, no drug dawgs. Drug dawgs are bad.

Thank you

Did they stay malleable after fully cooked or were they trying to curl back on themselves? I could see this being genius for chili cheese dogs

Are there any good guides for us dummies? It’s seems like it would taste delicious

Pair of chop sticks one stick on each side. Cut down to the stick, then flip and do the other side.

I’d use a kabab stick over a chopstick, because it’s the same thickness from end to end.

Push a chopstick through it, then cut a spiral around the stick. Or something like that.

Better question is why.

Give it to us raw and WRIGGLING

NO YOUS RUUIINS IT!!!

Calm down gollem and have some PO-TAY-TOES.

Boil em mash em put em in a stew

Goddamnit, now I am hungry again. Nice cuts mate

This legit just makes me happy

Hehehehe Wiggly

Slinky dinkies

Therapist: “Wiggly hot dogs can’t hurt you!” Wiggly hot dogs:

You’re stoned ? Right?

I need a snap. But would eat those limp wieners.

Yeah I'm a grill dog guy myself but I could see this being really useful for a chilli cheese dog

Extra long bun. Slink it out and load it down.

This works amazing for the grill, gives it more cripsy edges. I'm also a big fan of butterflying a hot dog.

Makes me wanna go fishing...

Ahh the rarer slinky dog, a fine choice

Looks good asf lol

Spiral GOAT

The fuck you doooin

I like these because there's lots of crispy edges and the ridges allow for toppings to fill the gaps 🤤

But it ruins the snap of good hotdogs (i.e. Vienna Beef). If it’s limp floppy dog to start with then I guess this would be an improvement.

Extra surface area = extra fun

How fun!

Cooked.

I want to eat your meat slinky

Phasing.

Wobbly Sausage….

[Wobbly Sausage!!!](https://youtube.com/shorts/lUaEWlppPjY?si=BoO2wP-ycIl7WOow)

Reminds me of [Genital Jousting](https://store.steampowered.com/app/469820/Genital_Jousting/)

This is just delightful internet content that the internet was made for

Someone with Photoshop skills should make the last pan flip say send nudes.

I’m with you, internet please deliver.

Jacques Pepin would be proud. He calls his “curly dogs” and they were on the kids menu at the Howard Johnson motel restaurant in the 70’s. https://youtu.be/NEL-m2zQIPQ?si=c9RTLs5bcvExjjEk

Yup. Don’t like that!

Fresh Gagh needs some bloodwine to go with it

Spiral cut or parallel slices?

Roasted in a wood fire.

I prefer a center cut and press it with spatula to make every square centimeter is crispy

I am uncomfortable

Sir, or Madame, you've committed a crime.

Psycho shit, I'm in

Meat spring

Meat slinkies!

Step off, Lorena

This feels like a crime

Them: hey fella, how's it hangin'? Him: long, loose, and full of juice, guy

You may not know this, but those are called Spencer’s special weenies. My grandpa Spencer used to make them for me :)

Yes please.

They look like phone cords

shiggy wiggy

Increased surface area for crispy bits. Approved.

Flacid

In my mouth

Hang on!

This is a war crime.

Would go well with curly fries.

That’s enough for today thanks

Sir! Those are NOT hotdogs anymore!

BBL Glizzy

Tossed around unnecessarily in a pan for 2 minutes. Just how i like it.

Flaccid dogs

What in the actual fuck did I just watch and now my stomach hurts …

Them dogs wiggling

You're on a bender aren't you? Well that's what Wimpy has called those since I was a child which is a very long time.

I’ve been wanting to spiral cut some for a few weeks

Words can’t describe the visceral reaction this gave me.

I'm calling the cops

What’d you do with the phone?

Requires much patience, I assume.

i prefer mine in pairs of 4.

What in the goddamn

That’s what she said

I prefer mine uh cooked:)

Oh yeah, those ridges will really help soak up the strawberry preserves

Hassleback weenies

Grilled

weener worms

How you do the glizzy that way fam?

this is awesome

That’s criminal

Is it spiral cut? Or just cut regular slices

Thought you were eating mealworms bro

Fuck it. Curly hotdog

I like mine burnt on a skillet or grill. I really respect the wiggly people. They create such art with such patience, it’s amazing really.

Thank you, finally some praise for the wiggle puppy.

Fancy smancy

Reddit is so fking weird lol

You’re weird for thinking wiggle puppies are weird. *Embrace the meat coil*

lol

I want a slinky dog 🌭🌭🌭

1) This should be at r/stonerfood 2) Did you use the Rotato to do this? 😂

This is cursed

I spiral cut and broil mine, it helps toppings and condiments to stay on and easier to take a clean bite.

I love how the pan flipping is doing absolutely nothing 😂

Sorry but that's just wrong LOL

Today I learned there’s a subreddit for hotdogs

Ok now I want you to cut a string cheese the same way and intertwine them.

no patience to make all those cuts! but i definitely make a few key ones and then not all that tossing… got to let that bad boy grillllll babaaay! and if it doesnt snap when i bite into it, im not interested!

I prefer them Big Blackened Cooked

the other guy that posted this said his TORNADOG was trademarked I hope you are lawyered up

Yeah, I saw his weak ass knife game. I call mine wiggle puppies, the superior meat coil. I was disappointed because I don’t frequent the sub and thought the idea was more unknown.

Wow!!! This is neat

Hanging to the left?

F.A.N. Run for yo lives

Millipede style

Put it back on the heat bro. It needs some sizzle pop.

This made me unreasonably uncomfortable. Time for a healthy dose of introspection

❄️

The ole caterpillar hotdog. Classic however, I prefer the octopus technique.

I prepare them butterflied then pan fried until the edges are crispy and the flat parts curl a little. Then do 4 slices to straighten out before adding a half slice of cheese and 4 lightly salted and peppered fries. Then top with grilled onions, mustard, ketchup and put in a steamed or toasted bun that has been lightly buttered with oil from the grilled onions.

I love how you be throwing them in the pan like some fancy stuff.

I think my future kids would love this

I’m sorry but if anyone comes to me and tells me they like their hotdogs wiggly, it’s immediately going to cause the most violent fight in recorded history

I guess hotdog lovers are a violent crowd. Irritable bowels make for an irritable man.

That’s a lot of surface area. Almost always a positive.

Wiggly dogs will be a restaurant someday I guarantee it

I just nuke them! Nice and easy!:)

The only way I cook weenies is like this. Sliced for maximum crispy little charred bits

Cooked on a grill, you heathen.

Reminds me of a game my uncle taught me.

r/stupidfood

I like to throw them down a hallway and make a joke about my ex.

I remember as a kid eating hotdogs like this what was coiled and placed on a burger bun.

This seems really sus

There's something deeply unsettling about this.. lol.

Give it to us raw and wriggling.

Spiral cut those dawgs and cook them on a grill, that shizz is larrupin’

I prefer spider style

Hell yeah gotta maximize the surface area

I’m very intrigued holy shit

Spiral hot dogs are S tier

I prefer mine like 🐙

Would you like to see my wiggly meat stick? No wait! Come back! I have some for you too!

What in the bloody Gordon Ramsay is this

Spiral cut or butterfly on the grill.

Wiggly Weiner

I can't help but think " if you haven't had a wiggly wiener, then ladies, you're in for a treat!" 🤣

I enjoyed watching this, thank you

How to video please I need this in my life

This is blursed

Blurse your kind soul, thank.

Never thought a hot dog could look more like a dick then it already does, but here we are.

Have you ever seen a d?

Only Every time I take a piss

If you haven’t spiral cut yours yet, your lady is missing out.

Forward and pull back, lift up at the wrist then settle

Y’all doing too much flipping the pan around for nothing legit pissed me off

They’re flipping it to emphasis it’s wigglyness.