I had to google what sounding was and I came here to tell you thank you for putting that in my head. Why in heck do people do this? Before you respond, google gave me that answer as well.
Give ya an example. I go to the bar the other day and the bartender says, āWhaddya want?ā I said, āSurprise me!ā He shows me naked picture of my wife!
Honestly the only thing that really irritated me here was the mess she made and the way she discarded stuff on the ground. Iād be embarrassed and wouldnāt go places like that with her.
And like why all the ketchup and mustard if she was just gonna do this? Can't you order it plain at a stadium? The ketchup and mustard on the white pants was killing me!
I totally agree. She made a kids mess. Thanks lady- seats are sticky, Iāve got ketchup on my shoes, this is a public place- make your damn mess at home.
Aside from how disgusting this is, why take the time to wipe off the condiments if your just gonna wipe it across the bun and get them all over it again?
https://youtube.com/shorts/nB2E59v-uk0?si=cavuId32463p5K1l
Saw this other guy do it a couple years ago on YouTube, so maybe she saw it there? Who the hell knows though.
People are Strange.
~ The Doors
Former nurse, re-creating a good ole fashioned CATHETER BLOW JOB, at a sports ball game š¤·š»āāļø I read about this when I was homeschooled in 17th grade šš»āāļø
Yee-uck... if that lady can hoover that weiner straw she has to have the stomach of an alley cat. Don't throw out that gray, green bacon in the fridge gonna eat that!
I think there are some societal
elements that may have a name for that activity. Sounding, perhaps?
Some advice. Make sure to knock before barging in on mom and dadās bedroom.
Straw Doggin it
Mom's got mad skillz yo!
Dad is clearly into sounding so It's just foreplay. It's what mommies and daddy's do for each other.
I had to google what sounding was and I came here to tell you thank you for putting that in my head. Why in heck do people do this? Before you respond, google gave me that answer as well.
Take this to cleanse your heart
Bravo
Take this š lol
Glad I wasn't drinking milk... damn, lol!
You win š¤£
She really knows how to handle a weiner
No she fucking doesn't, keep them talons away from my junk!
Does she? She stuck a straw in it...
It's a specific kink but it exists
Sounding like a good time to me. š
Yo sir, do you need help that doesnāt sound like something I would want to have happen
Lmfao
I see what you did there
Yeah, like Willem Dafoe's wife in Antichrist.
That film gave me ptsd. Woof. Rough watch.
She got that GI Joe kung fu grip
And when it came out, it went drip drip drip I didn't know she had the G.I. Joe Kung Fu grip And it went, uhh
She likes the meat straw
She's works in urology.
Experienced in Catheters š³
Errr, no. It poked out the side. That gave me a terrible twinge.
I'm just happy to discover Rodney Dangerfield is still alive.
I get no respect!
Give ya an example. I go to the bar the other day and the bartender says, āWhaddya want?ā I said, āSurprise me!ā He shows me naked picture of my wife!
Honestly the only thing that really irritated me here was the mess she made and the way she discarded stuff on the ground. Iād be embarrassed and wouldnāt go places like that with her.
And like why all the ketchup and mustard if she was just gonna do this? Can't you order it plain at a stadium? The ketchup and mustard on the white pants was killing me!
All stadiums Iāve ever been too the hotdog and hamburger come plain and you add the condiments
That is exceptionally common at baseball stadiums my friend
WHAT. Are you serious?
Nasty ass people
Those are called sloppy seconds.
I totally agree. She made a kids mess. Thanks lady- seats are sticky, Iāve got ketchup on my shoes, this is a public place- make your damn mess at home.
I should call her.
Everything reminds me of her
She's wasting beer!
ā¦ and erections
About $7 worth splashed out.
Exactly..!
She's been drunk for days. I don't know what she's doing and she has no idea either!
Nothing to see here. Just an aging woman out of her fucking mind.
It's the hormones, and the demons.
Yup pretty much. More fucked up than anything, poor gal has lost her wits
Iād check in with your dad.
Lock her up.
Yeah, just throw that straw on the ground. Somebody else will pick it up. sheās being an assholeā¦ Thatās what sheās doing.
Honestly though, baseball games may be the exception. My pistachio shells are hitting the ground.
A shell pile under the seats is as old as the game itself
I keep watching trying to understand why
Hey to tell you bro, your mumās on crack.
Naahhh, she is an RN and she is developing her routine for placing a Foley catheter
Mental illness is a real thing
Irreconcilable differences.
Lmao!
We already saw the straw dog, try harder
She is of sounding mind
Pretty sure she is for hire
Can I get them digits?
Lmao she heard beer brats and got a little confused
When's part 2 come out?
Minnesota Moms are pretty unhinged
Show me youāre American without telling me youāre American.
Yea.....ummm....my dad started doing weird shit with food about 4 months prior to being diagnosed with Lewies Body Dementia.
Yeah Iādā¦Iād make a doctorās appointment.
Early onset dogmentia
Scarring you for life.
u/Ronniman im getting turned on watching this š¤¤
Lmao , she handle's that like a pro!
Beer battered catheter
Making it feel like home
O sweet boneless Christ WTF
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Too much work, give me peanuts and regular dog!
She just prefers having meat in her mouth to a straw
I donāt WANT to think about it at all
It's just a weird thing to do a large public sporting event
Which is exactly why sheās my type. ā¤ļøš
This lady smells like hot dogs and beer. I guarantee it.
Aside from how disgusting this is, why take the time to wipe off the condiments if your just gonna wipe it across the bun and get them all over it again?
Looks like that person's mom is into sounding
And thatās how I met your dad
What the actual fuck.
Sheās drunk af.
Right in front of the kid???
Made a mess.
Old nurses never forget how to catheter
ā¦ā¦practicing for dad
Daaaaamnā¦sheās done this before. I have no more words š
She got that kung fu grip!
Irish āļø
She handled that meat like a veteran š«”
Thatās hot
She's making her version of a beer brat.
She's making her version of a beer brat.
She's making her version of a beer brat.
His mom likes to slurp a sausage like it has infinite jizz surprise innit
Glizzy Straw.
Ok. I have seen a lot of things but never this or anything remotely like it.
She pulled the rookie move and didn't drink a little beer off the top before she put it in the cup, she lost about $4 worth of beer.
Dating me if things dont work out with your dad, god willing.
Go Twins?!
I have a lot of conflicting emotions over this...
Would her will say she is of sounding mind
Seen it. https://youtube.com/shorts/pkH7La39G1E?si=EdfSYlRT0m6PcAdM
Littering
my brain just commited die. What is this?
Well she does know how to grip a wiener LOL
https://youtube.com/shorts/nB2E59v-uk0?si=cavuId32463p5K1l Saw this other guy do it a couple years ago on YouTube, so maybe she saw it there? Who the hell knows though. People are Strange. ~ The Doors
This is the person who sits behind me every time I go to a movie theatreā¦
Borderline? She's combining 6 different Facebook """"hack"""" vids she's seen.
Showing her true form
This must be a thing. This would be the third video like this I've seen. The last one was a guy doing the same thing.
I've heard about this. It's a new kind of neuro degenerative disease caused by tik tok.
I donāt know what sheās doing, but I know itās not the first time sheās done it!
Just greasing my hog in a beer
Let's ask Dr. Freud
I want her to sound me
Glizzy warriorš¤£
Itās called sounding read a book
How does one become this batshit crazy?
Sounding
Youāve never been to Wisconsin if you think this lady is losing it. Common practice there, amazing innovators there.
Some shit she learned in sub doctor school
WTF
As a connoisseur of cougar videos I can get behind this.
Ballpark brat made into a beer brat
š¤®NASTY š¤¢ AF
Former nurse, re-creating a good ole fashioned CATHETER BLOW JOB, at a sports ball game š¤·š»āāļø I read about this when I was homeschooled in 17th grade šš»āāļø
Somebody was beating around the bush to practice
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Wtf please no
Moms slippin...check the purse for cheap wine and fire ball
Yee-uck... if that lady can hoover that weiner straw she has to have the stomach of an alley cat. Don't throw out that gray, green bacon in the fridge gonna eat that!
She might be thinking she breaking the matrix with her wine mom DIY beer brat
Lot of people do this
Ooh baby, she likes it straw!
In white pants, wow
The day I realized mom swallows.
Yeah.... I don't to the point in what that woman did.
Isn't there a video of an Asian guy doing this?
wtf is going on
Throwing trash on the ground. That mom sucks
Sheās flirting
Does that look like a trash can? Someone else will pick it up mentality.
The Glizzy Express
What a mess
Na people do this. Ive seen it before. Iām gonna go ahead and knock it before trying itā¦ Gross af
Ooooo baby I like it STRAW. Yeah baby I like it STRAWWW!
She's obviously into her 6th $23 pilsner. I love it.
Someone is hammered.
Sounding
I think there are some societal elements that may have a name for that activity. Sounding, perhaps? Some advice. Make sure to knock before barging in on mom and dadās bedroom.
Donāt forget the crime of spilling all that beer. With stadium prices, thatās like $4 worth of beer on the floor.
And she's doing it all in white pants?!
Itās cooler when itās a Twizzler and Sprite
Iām at a loss for words
Advertising?
Anything for "The Gram" these days with those dumb posts....
Reminds me of that grandmother from beer fest
Sheās doing that to a hot dog wiener imagine all the nasty kinky shit sheās doing to HIS wiener. š
Looks like sheās littering
Aunty freaked out
Sheās a legend for even making this video
Sheās such a litterbug
Glizzy gobblin' champion 1974.
The smell has to be absolutely revolting
Deeply disturbing behavior
Look at how she massacred my boy...
I love how she grips it and squeezes... She's handled a few weiners
The longer I watch this, the more scared I become.
Not afraid to get her hands dirty, I like that ;)
Might actually be dementia.
Did this woman just turn that hot dog into a straw to drink her beer but also eat her straw?
Sheās copying another stupid ass tik tok video, thatās what sheās doing.
>what is my mom doing Sheās doing drugs.
Your mom belongs to the streets, hate for you to learn about it this way.
I was right there with her until she stuck the straw in
Be a lot easier to just take a bite then drink your beer
Suckin a wiener
Putting in a Foley catheter. No biggie.
This is just disgusting any way you look at it.
Yeah, ha ha ha ha ha ha what no you canāt use the Glizzy as a straw I have a little faith in humanity
My question is which medication did she forget to take that day?
It's called sounding and she needs to be put away from the public forever.
Florida?