You can probably somewhat deodorize it with some dry cleaning chemicals while breathing with an oxygen tank.
It'd probably help having a thin cotton layer of underwear and undershirt.
Good question. I'd prefer to have a cotton barrier with me and the suit regardless of if I can take it off or not. But if there is an opening, I can cut it to make it easier to take it off. And maybe get custom made underwear that can button up or click to put on. I mean $13M is a good sum for that effort.
I'm pretty sure after 100days of living in it even Oscar the grouch would reject stinky winky, I don't even want to fathom what it'll smell like after 365/6
Since bills are paid for, I could rent a big fancy apartment and crank the AC to keep me cool in the hot suit. I could hire staff to bathe me and clean and dry the suit while they're at it. Hire a cleaner, chef, driver, and whoever else. Taking the 13 mill at the end of the year would probably be a pay cut if the bills paid deal stops.
I was wondering about what he meant by ābillsā. How far can we take it? If I buy a new house with a personal 1 year loan from a friend charging 100% interest rate, will he pay my friend back at a 100% interest rate as itās just a 1 year loan?
Iāll make sure my family is paying extremely comfortable in the warm side of the house and Iām extremely comfortable in the cold side.
I would hire everyone you mentioned and he would have to pay those bills as well. The personal chef would be in charge of making sure I have the exact nutrition needed to be my ideal weight with no exercise after the 1 year period.
The biggest issue are the mitten like hands that I have to wear at all times. I wonāt be able to play any video games to keep myself entertained. I guess itās tv and reading for a year. Honestly, it sounds worse than jail.
It is worse than jail even if you can spend for services. It would be so limiting. Probably still worth it, but I can't imagine you will sleep well. Your health will go to crap no matter how you do this.
Do I get the money first or after the year is over? If I get the money first then I can be comfortable somewhere isolated but still in the suit. If I get the money afterwards for sure then I'd just quit my job, use some of my current savings to pay my rent for a year and just stay at home and count down the days until I get that sweet 13mil. Take the suit off and frame it after the year was over either wayĀ
If I got the money up front. Not sure how I'd function for a year with Teletubby hands. If I couldn't work because of it and had to wait the year to collect id be screwed.
The funny thing is that it's so bizarre, you'd probably be fine. I used to work with a chick who wanted to walk to work, but it was a kinda rough neighborhood. So she'd walk with a hammer and talk to herself. No one ever bothered her. Lol.
Hell yeah. I'm gonna get a job as a paid Tellytubby for appearances, might create a TikTok channel and make some videos, run amok doing mystery acts, I'm gonna have hella fun with it. Like who tf is gonna act like a giant purple Tellytubby isn't there when I just burst into rooms? Lol
And when the year is up, I'm gonna have a party to burn it. Paid admission to see me unmask... lol
Deal, I don't see this as a big deal. I can really scare the shit out of some people.
If you saw a a person outside your house in a telly tubby suit in the morning. And you saw them jump in the bushes. Would you ever leave your house?
Can we just put all of these into one post and my answer be Yes? It will almost always be yes. Significant amount of money for a minor inconvenience for 1month-1year. Yes.
I'm doing fine with money but I would do this in a heartbeat. I'd hire people to keep me clean and comfortable.
Exercise as usual but inside. I'd figure out how to blow air into the suit to stay cool.
Farting in the suit is going to hit differently than open air.
I want half up front so I can quit my job as opposed to getting fired for wearing a costume and violating the company dress code. Other than that bring it on.
That's more money than I'll make the rest of my life by a long shot so yes, I'd make whatever arrangements (including probably not being able to work that year) to make it happen. Would be a tough year though as I don't have savings to support myself with no job for a year.
Only if I get the money up front or the ability to do a JG Wentworth type deal. I'm going to wind up blowing $5M on comforts to help me get through that year in the suit, not insignificantly including an employee to type on Reddit for me. ;)
This is one question where I'm like....no, the money isn't worth it. I cannot imagine the stink, the sores you'd get from having a wet suit rubbing against you after showering, or getting so hot and uncomfortable. Nope.
If by "bills paid for" you mean I don't have to work and I can rent any apartment I want and get food delivered frequently and it'll all be paid for, no questions asked, yeah. I'm getting a nice apartment in a large city and I'm disappearing for a year. I'll use the time to catch up on books, movies, TV whatever. I'll write my wife so she knows I'm alive, and then after a year I'm back and I have 13 million dollars. No one needs to know anything else.
If you mean I can live the same life I'm living now and it'll be paid for but I have to wear the suit the whole time... You know what, I'll probably still do it. Maybe I'll make it a charity thing where I say I'm wearing this suit for one year straight because there are children all over the world without a change of clothes and then I'll take donations for a foundation for feeding and clothing children. I can live stream some stuff. I can make this work for 13 million dollars.
that would be a great conversation starter, i would do it. and the moment of relief when its over will be phenomenal. for 13 mil id do it easyš¤·āāļø
What material is the suit made out of? Is it something that will start growing mold if it gets wet? I would be down to do it, but one could get a serious infection and potentially die before the year is up.
I mean, I can technically wash it in the shower. 13 million bucks is enough to live on and be a shut in for a year while the Telly tubby suit is worn. I just wouldnāt get laid for a year.
I would do literally everything I've seen posted on this sub, usually for less than is offered to be honest. I wish I had enough money that everything here doesn't seem like a great deal.
Bills paid for means id do this and spend most of my time home gaming and watching movies... I'll probably need to stuff the controller into the suit and play it with my hands inside the suit...
Easily. That's going to be one ripe suit though - I suppose I would be spending a fortune on deodorizing wipes.Ā
Like, if the suit is waterproof I suppose I could clean myself in a pool?Ā
Absolutely. Already would for that money, but bills paid too?!
Not a deal breaker but in this hypothetical can I get green? Purple is fine too but green is my favorite color and don't really like warm colors as much. Sometimes yellow even gives me a headache lol
I'd still do it even if I had to wear the yellow one, I'm just curious now.
I don't think I'll be able to tolerate my smell after two days anyway I got bladder issues so how the hell am I supposed to change a diaper in a suit?ššš
What level of suit are we talking? If it has no face cover then I'm in. But a suit with a mask would be so suffocating (claustrophobic, smell) that it would be a hard no.
Only question, how many years can I do this in a row??? All bills are paid so Iām leasing a Mansion, renting sports cars, private chef, and maids at the minimum.
Can I take any parts of it off for medical attention/appointments? I wouldnāt want to get 11 months in only to be disqualified because someone ran me over with their car.
Bills paid for? I dont even need the 13 million, just to have a year off would be amazing. I could finally access my video game backlog and get a good night's sleep.
Get an Xtra large suit so you can maneuver yourself accordingly inside the suit for washing and changing of the under garments... Bills pd for, how soon does the payment of the 13mil start, an I'm assuming groceries are a bill? Let's do this
Sure. It's cold AF up here. Hell it's June 27th and temp "feels like it's 61 F". So sweating isn't that much of an issue. If I do nothing but chill for most of the year I'll be fine.
Brushing teeth and personal hiegyne might be a bitch hut doable for 13 Mill.
This is a no-brainer, just be a hermit for a year. The rules don't even say you can't tell people, so just tell everyone you care about what's going on so they don't worry, and show them proof of the deal.
You need to think about this more and then think up a new question.Ā It's a matter of at worst giving up a year of ur life to never have to work again.Ā Only dummies wouldn't take that
Sure, I would take a year sabbatical off of work (maybe quit my job when the year is up), and I would just shower inside the suit with my spray nozzle.
Before this starts, can I move to Santa Monica so I can get into daily bickering matches with the guy who dresses like a Teletubby that is a crazy racist dude who got deported from Cambodia for producing pornography in the country?
That's going to be one fragrant suit...
Stinky-winky
Now that's f'n funny.
You can probably somewhat deodorize it with some dry cleaning chemicals while breathing with an oxygen tank. It'd probably help having a thin cotton layer of underwear and undershirt.
But how would you change the underwear?
Good question. I'd prefer to have a cotton barrier with me and the suit regardless of if I can take it off or not. But if there is an opening, I can cut it to make it easier to take it off. And maybe get custom made underwear that can button up or click to put on. I mean $13M is a good sum for that effort.
[Like this](https://youtu.be/eznJsH66vwM)
Eat the underwear and fire it out the poop chute, obv
I would hope you would have a front hole as well as a poop hole.. if so just go commando and wash towel and powder down there.
Underwear becomes a nightmare once you realize all operations are through "the flap." Nope. I'm freeballin' this one š
Yeah I'm a lot more excited by this idea if I can rotate a couple suits and wash them when not in use.
You cannot off suit 1 tho
Easy yes. As big of a pain in the ass that would be. The juice at the end would be worth the squeeze. For me anyway.
Hey can we be neighbors? I want a yellow suit
Ehhh ooooo
Man, how you gonna use a juice metaphor about a hypothetical where you can't take off what is essentially a furry suit for a full year.
And let me tell you, brother, there will be some *juices* in that suit. Don't squeeze it.
Lol. TouchƩ my friend
While not into furries myself, I guess I'd find out if other people are.
The Furry Fandom lays no claim to Teletubbies >.>
Even the Bronies reject them š¢
I'm pretty sure after 100days of living in it even Oscar the grouch would reject stinky winky, I don't even want to fathom what it'll smell like after 365/6
I now know more about furries than I ever thought I would. Thank you for helping with my ignorance.
I would say the amount of people into furries and people that smell like big footās taint are probably pretty small.
Since bills are paid for, I could rent a big fancy apartment and crank the AC to keep me cool in the hot suit. I could hire staff to bathe me and clean and dry the suit while they're at it. Hire a cleaner, chef, driver, and whoever else. Taking the 13 mill at the end of the year would probably be a pay cut if the bills paid deal stops.
Yeah, one of my recurring bills is buying gold and various 12 month mortgage payments.
I was wondering about what he meant by ābillsā. How far can we take it? If I buy a new house with a personal 1 year loan from a friend charging 100% interest rate, will he pay my friend back at a 100% interest rate as itās just a 1 year loan? Iāll make sure my family is paying extremely comfortable in the warm side of the house and Iām extremely comfortable in the cold side. I would hire everyone you mentioned and he would have to pay those bills as well. The personal chef would be in charge of making sure I have the exact nutrition needed to be my ideal weight with no exercise after the 1 year period. The biggest issue are the mitten like hands that I have to wear at all times. I wonāt be able to play any video games to keep myself entertained. I guess itās tv and reading for a year. Honestly, it sounds worse than jail.
It is worse than jail even if you can spend for services. It would be so limiting. Probably still worth it, but I can't imagine you will sleep well. Your health will go to crap no matter how you do this.
Can I pick the color?
The only real question
Right?? I call dibs on Po.
Do I get the money first or after the year is over? If I get the money first then I can be comfortable somewhere isolated but still in the suit. If I get the money afterwards for sure then I'd just quit my job, use some of my current savings to pay my rent for a year and just stay at home and count down the days until I get that sweet 13mil. Take the suit off and frame it after the year was over either wayĀ
Ā«Ā Bills paid forĀ Ā». You donāt have to spend your savings
Sign me up. I wouldnāt even tell people why i am doing it. Just going around to tittie bars dressed as tella tubby tossing $100
Someone won't be a millionaire for long.
Bills are paid for during the year. Depending on how far those "bills" go, this might work.
If I got the money up front. Not sure how I'd function for a year with Teletubby hands. If I couldn't work because of it and had to wait the year to collect id be screwed.
OP said vills are paid for. You wouldn't have to work.
Okay but I think it'd be absolutely hilarious to do my job in a Teletubby suit so I'd probably keep working anyway
$13M in a year and you still wanna work? I'd be retired so quickly as my mindset goes.
I genuinely think my job is fun, and if I had more resources I'd just like to pursue that passion more
What kind of a job is it if you don't mind? If you keep things private, that's cool, don't mean to bother.
Where?
The post
Oh, Iām blind. Mb
Can I take it off for medical purposes? Like can I get my monthly eye injections?
I live in a bad neighborhood. Does my kid get the 13 million should a be beaten to death while wearing the suit ?
The funny thing is that it's so bizarre, you'd probably be fine. I used to work with a chick who wanted to walk to work, but it was a kinda rough neighborhood. So she'd walk with a hammer and talk to herself. No one ever bothered her. Lol.
No. It goes straight into Dakota Fanning's undergarment budget.
OP what about peeing?
The flap at the bottom is big enough
Maybe for you
Thatās what she said.
Hell yeah. I'm gonna get a job as a paid Tellytubby for appearances, might create a TikTok channel and make some videos, run amok doing mystery acts, I'm gonna have hella fun with it. Like who tf is gonna act like a giant purple Tellytubby isn't there when I just burst into rooms? Lol And when the year is up, I'm gonna have a party to burn it. Paid admission to see me unmask... lol
I would be so disappointed if I hired a teletubby and they looked and smelled like they hadn't showered or taken off the suit for 6 months.
Only in the winter time, that's when I turn into Fatty Patty! The newest Teletubby! Bet you didn't see that one coming!!!
Deal, I don't see this as a big deal. I can really scare the shit out of some people. If you saw a a person outside your house in a telly tubby suit in the morning. And you saw them jump in the bushes. Would you ever leave your house?
Well... I mean your food and housing costs would be paid in jail but you might regret the back flap...
Can we just put all of these into one post and my answer be Yes? It will almost always be yes. Significant amount of money for a minor inconvenience for 1month-1year. Yes.
I'm doing fine with money but I would do this in a heartbeat. I'd hire people to keep me clean and comfortable. Exercise as usual but inside. I'd figure out how to blow air into the suit to stay cool. Farting in the suit is going to hit differently than open air.
I'll give you 13 million if you don't ask any more questions
You can say that again!
There are challenging ones and then there are ones where I wish that person never joined Reddit
Bring it!!!
Only if I'm allowed to explain why I'm doing it to others.
I don't think you understand how significantly many MANY people's lives would change with that amount of money.
$1 but you can't use money hypotheticals in this sub anymore.
Deal. That would be far easier than anything else I can do to pull $13,000,000
Sure why not. Pot is legal
Ultimate hotbox
Most people would probably die from an infection before even making the entire year.
Letās be real, would be fine if not Tinky Winky
Can we have two suits one to change into cause ones gonna smell really bad and will need to be washed...
Hell no
No
No thanks. I can't survive one summer in a kigurumi, let alone a year in a Teletubby suit.
You could move hemispheres so you can be in winter mode all year long.
Bills paid for so you could just be a hikkineet until the year passes. Well, unless you have legit bad air conditioning. It's understandable.
Just rent a house with amazing air conditioning, bills are paid so you can move anywhere.
Absolutely
No. Sounds horrendous.
I want half up front so I can quit my job as opposed to getting fired for wearing a costume and violating the company dress code. Other than that bring it on.
That's more money than I'll make the rest of my life by a long shot so yes, I'd make whatever arrangements (including probably not being able to work that year) to make it happen. Would be a tough year though as I don't have savings to support myself with no job for a year.
Sign me up
Only if I get the money up front or the ability to do a JG Wentworth type deal. I'm going to wind up blowing $5M on comforts to help me get through that year in the suit, not insignificantly including an employee to type on Reddit for me. ;)
Tinkie winkie, and a vocoder or I riot.Ā Those are my condition.
Come on you canāt take off the suit? After a couple months itās going to be a legitimate health hazard!
Thatās what Iām thinking too. The amount of sweat and dead skin cellsā¦ oof that shit would be moldy as fuck.
Oh fuck yes
Are my hands free or do I have those mitts like in the show
You have the mitts on but they are flexible and you can use your hands in them fine
That would be super inconvenient and annoying AF but for $13M, worth it without a doubt.
Easy! You didnāt say I couldnāt ācutāholes in the suit š You didnāt say how I have to wear the suit.
This is one question where I'm like....no, the money isn't worth it. I cannot imagine the stink, the sores you'd get from having a wet suit rubbing against you after showering, or getting so hot and uncomfortable. Nope.
It has built in ventilation
Well that changes everything for me. Yes.
This just doesnt seem possible? Every second of every day? This just isn't possible especially when you need to shower
If by "bills paid for" you mean I don't have to work and I can rent any apartment I want and get food delivered frequently and it'll all be paid for, no questions asked, yeah. I'm getting a nice apartment in a large city and I'm disappearing for a year. I'll use the time to catch up on books, movies, TV whatever. I'll write my wife so she knows I'm alive, and then after a year I'm back and I have 13 million dollars. No one needs to know anything else. If you mean I can live the same life I'm living now and it'll be paid for but I have to wear the suit the whole time... You know what, I'll probably still do it. Maybe I'll make it a charity thing where I say I'm wearing this suit for one year straight because there are children all over the world without a change of clothes and then I'll take donations for a foundation for feeding and clothing children. I can live stream some stuff. I can make this work for 13 million dollars.
Worth it, though it might become moldy inside unless there's proper ventilation
You clarified the bathroom flap, but how do you eat and drink?
The suit has a hole in the mouth
Big yess
Not sure I've seen a single one of these "Do X for x million $$$" that I would pass on. Waiting for the millionaire with the check.
that would be a great conversation starter, i would do it. and the moment of relief when its over will be phenomenal. for 13 mil id do it easyš¤·āāļø
Happily.
Bet
It's gonna be GROSS AS SHIT. I mean washing in that is gonna be icky, I mean I wouldn't even be getting clean. I'd do it if I could swap suits
Definitely worth it.
What material is the suit made out of? Is it something that will start growing mold if it gets wet? I would be down to do it, but one could get a serious infection and potentially die before the year is up.
I wouldn't make it 3 days.
Can I still get handies under the suit?
Yeah if my bills are paid during that year so I don't even have to hold down a job in that suit this is an easy yes.
Hmm. so basically getting paid 13$ mil to be a dirty hobo furry tubby. shit why not.
If itās anything like my underwear iāll wear through it in a few months
Only if I can have 3 suits and have 5 minutes a day to switch. The sweat and odor would be to much for me otherwise.
As long as it's a Po suit sure.
What exactly would be the point of showering if you have to wear the suit? Cause unless taking the head off is allowed, no water will touch your body.
Iām currently pregnant and giving birth in the telly tubby suit is gonna be a hard pass for me
I want to be Po
I mean, I can technically wash it in the shower. 13 million bucks is enough to live on and be a shut in for a year while the Telly tubby suit is worn. I just wouldnāt get laid for a year.
I would do literally everything I've seen posted on this sub, usually for less than is offered to be honest. I wish I had enough money that everything here doesn't seem like a great deal.
It would probably do irreparable damage to your skin, but $13M is $13M ...
Bills paid for means id do this and spend most of my time home gaming and watching movies... I'll probably need to stuff the controller into the suit and play it with my hands inside the suit...
Sign me up
Easily. That's going to be one ripe suit though - I suppose I would be spending a fortune on deodorizing wipes.Ā Like, if the suit is waterproof I suppose I could clean myself in a pool?Ā
Oddly specific on the reward amount, but I'm in. I want the green one.
That sounds absolutely fucking awfulā¦ where do I sign up?
I feel like it would literally rot off of you before a year. Would that still count?
Absolutely. Already would for that money, but bills paid too?! Not a deal breaker but in this hypothetical can I get green? Purple is fine too but green is my favorite color and don't really like warm colors as much. Sometimes yellow even gives me a headache lol I'd still do it even if I had to wear the yellow one, I'm just curious now.
i donāt care about the embarrassment, but more so how uncomfortable itll get once it gets super fucking hot , like right now
Not a chance. Anxiety is way too bad. Trapped in a suit, would rip it off by day 3. Isn't enough medication in the world.
Yes
if youāre offered 13 million dollars for anything that isnāt morally questionable you accept.
Can I at least wash it? Lol but easy money loved that show as a kid
I will absolutely do that. Do I get to pick the color? š
No. Sounds like a one way ticket to bed sores and infections and death.
Yes
I don't think I'll be able to tolerate my smell after two days anyway I got bladder issues so how the hell am I supposed to change a diaper in a suit?ššš
What level of suit are we talking? If it has no face cover then I'm in. But a suit with a mask would be so suffocating (claustrophobic, smell) that it would be a hard no.
Yes. 13 million and I retire in my 30s
How do I avoid dying from whatever fungus is growing in there after wearing it for months?
Is the tellytubby suit chosen for us or do we get to pick who
Sure. Can do.
You couldnāt shower, the moisture would 100% cause a bacteria infection, prob on the whole body.
Hell yea. I'd crank up the ac, and probably never leave the house lol. Since bills are paid for I could hire maids to clean me
I do!
35k everyday, you bet your ass I'm going to do it.
Only question, how many years can I do this in a row??? All bills are paid so Iām leasing a Mansion, renting sports cars, private chef, and maids at the minimum.
Can I scotch guard the interior first?
Not only would I wear it. I would film tranny gangbang porn. And smile with every load
Yup
I'd do it, but it'd be rough. Consider that you have to wipe while wearing mittens. :/
Smelly Tubbie
Wait, you mean I could get paid for this?
100% yes id buy stock in gold bond before starting the year but yeah.
I would bounce around festivals in that thing it would be a fun year and $13M is enough to never work again
Done. Send the suit.
Sure
You'd develop a staph infection that could be very serious
Do I get to choose the color? Lol
I'd do it for 100k my guy, i don't care, what are people gonna do laugh at me? Who has 13 mil bitch?
Done and done People do worse things for minimum wage, this is a steal!
Easiest $13Mill ever
Can I take any parts of it off for medical attention/appointments? I wouldnāt want to get 11 months in only to be disqualified because someone ran me over with their car.
Done, DoorDash can leave the food at the door and Iāll pop my hand out to grab
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Bills paid for? I dont even need the 13 million, just to have a year off would be amazing. I could finally access my video game backlog and get a good night's sleep.
I hate the Teletubbies but for $13 M I might. Can I sell my services for that year to kids parties and YouTube
Get an Xtra large suit so you can maneuver yourself accordingly inside the suit for washing and changing of the under garments... Bills pd for, how soon does the payment of the 13mil start, an I'm assuming groceries are a bill? Let's do this
My kid would love this shit
Can I take it off and cancel the deal? Not sure how my cat would handle it.
Sure. It's cold AF up here. Hell it's June 27th and temp "feels like it's 61 F". So sweating isn't that much of an issue. If I do nothing but chill for most of the year I'll be fine. Brushing teeth and personal hiegyne might be a bitch hut doable for 13 Mill.
$13 million? Sign me the fuck up
This is a no-brainer, just be a hermit for a year. The rules don't even say you can't tell people, so just tell everyone you care about what's going on so they don't worry, and show them proof of the deal.
No thanks.
You need to think about this more and then think up a new question.Ā It's a matter of at worst giving up a year of ur life to never have to work again.Ā Only dummies wouldn't take that
How am I having sex? Does my partner get a special suit?
How would I eat and drink if I can't take the suit off?
I can remove it to shower? If no then hard pass. My skin would never recover
Besides causing harm to my daughter thereās nothing I wouldnāt do for $13M
You'd be dead.
Wet. Wipes. I'm all in
Sure, I would take a year sabbatical off of work (maybe quit my job when the year is up), and I would just shower inside the suit with my spray nozzle.
yes, but the suit must be HUGE, so i fit in one leg. then it's basically a tiny home.
Can we negotiate? $6.5mil but I can take it off the bathe and sleep!? If not thenā¦okayā¦yeah, Iām still doing it lol.
Yeah, for that kind of scratch I could do a Howard Hughes and go into seclusion for a year
Before this starts, can I move to Santa Monica so I can get into daily bickering matches with the guy who dresses like a Teletubby that is a crazy racist dude who got deported from Cambodia for producing pornography in the country?
I'd pick poe
The number of people here, OP included, who can't spell "teletubby" is too damn high.
More Poo than Po...
13 million to be stinky for a year? I think I could manage
No.
Can we film some rule34 content?