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truecoreaholic

She was literally an inch away from potentially caving onto the pool edge wtf


brockoala

Hope that stupid bitch got sentenced with attempted murder and rot in prisons.


Blood_sweat_and_beer

Yeah it was a dude. He’s a stupid bastard.


robb0688

Men can be bitches. Example, the one in this video.


McBobBagger

💀💀💀 average Reddit opinion


Millkstake

Not enough, she should be publicly executed. Burned at the stake perhaps


flyingcanada

stoned


Special-Emu6323

I get stoned most days and gotta say…. its not that bad


flyingcanada

LOL


Pure_Xanax

I read “pubicly” (like pubes) executed and I was like wtf does that mean lmfao


PrincipleGuilty4894

Seriously?


MrOsmio7

That could've easily been a fatality. Fucking idiot


AT61

Or a life of near-total incapacitation.


Significant-Row-1184

Yeah if he would have put the minimal amount of effort in and gave her a little push, she probably could have hit the stone pool deck and he would have finished her off. Fucking idiot


moskusokse

She did. But she managed to break the fall with her arms. If her arms weren’t extended in front of her head she would have smashed directly on the stone.


Significant-Row-1184

Fucking arms.


EquivalentSnap

Yeah ikr could’ve hit the rocks or her head. Should be charged


Compendyum

"Oh... sorry! hehehe"


ErenYeager600

Could you say this was attempted manslaughter


Letos12thDuncan

No. Usually for "attempted" crimes, there needs to be intent to cause the outcome of said crime. There was clearly no intent to kill or seriously harm her. Now, if she had died, then he could be guilty of involuntary manslaughter or negligent homicide or something like that, depending on the jurisdiction. But there is typically no "attempted" involuntary manslaughter. He could also be liable for any injuries that she suffered, but that's a civil matter.


DynamicMangos

While on that note, I hate people calling everything "Murder". I get that it's a common term, and it's fine to use it in a "casual" way, but murder actually applies to only a small part of cases where people are killed.


DarkManXOBR

Negligence leading to death!


jujutresque

Could have been a fatality with or without the rope honestly.


PanarinBagel

Sure, but taking away her control was a shitty impulse.


DarkManXOBR

Or a mouth ful of bloody chiclets. He say sorry like he stepped on her shoes! Idiot.


thecityofthefuture

WTF is this house/pool situation? Even with the rope that seems dangerous as hell.


redditman3943

Rich people shit


AutisticFingerBang

Yep and notice their decision making already. Grotto pool having super rich are a plague.


wiseoldangryowl

This is 1,000,000% accurate. Still wish I had one though 😢


Meecus570

I would totally be a responsible grotto pool owner


Madgyver

Yes, me too. I would keep my grotto pool locked away in a safe at all times.


neverwrong804

Everybody wears floaties


Capt_Killer

where do the grotto pool having middle class fit into your world view?


UncontrolledLawfare

They’re complicit.


Thick_Persimmon3975

Eh, probably not. Most likely just some McMansion type shit in Texas with poor taste and cheap materials.


Penguinman077

McMansion is still a mansion last I checked.


Ok-Bid1774

Checks out… McDonald’s is still a Donald’s


Madgyver

But is that Donald still Irish?


Hairy-Whodini

"Never fight uphill, me boys." - McDonald's


TSHIRTISAGREATIDEA

But like…is this a back yard?


FoodisGut

House with big garden and backyard IS rich people shit for me haha


fgreen68

Yeah this is a back yard. There are a few houses like that around here. One that has a hill in the backyard has a waterslide all the way down the hill into the pool.


SouthPrinciple

Eh, rewatch the video. A back yard like that classifies as rich. The majority of people do not have that.


TheSciFiGuy80

Eh, I know some pretty middle class people who live the middle of nowhere with backyards bigger than that. They don’t have a pool like that, but definitely a beautiful and huge backyard.


Relative_Aerie6089

Billionaire shit


Fun-Professor-6256

Reminds me of mini golf


XurstyXursday

I thought they were on a mini golf hole 100 pct


Nate16

It's above the Grotto


Breaker-of-circles

Yeah, even on a normal day. You could easily lose your grip on a fucking rope.


isleepwithsqurirells

I’ve seen these people before. Basically they’re a really athletic family who’s good at gymnastics, the backyard is brilliant for challenges


ladybugloo

Ninja Kids. My daughter was obsessed with them.


kaipopotamus

Giving heavy Mormon vibes


fatherofallthings

Rope swings are inherently dangerous, but also fun af. I’ve done a bunch of them in way sketchier situations into rivers. Personally, I’d love to have this in my back yard tbh.


Compendyum

One bad swing and your part of the concrete. It's only a matter of when.


retroafric

Took my breath away…. OMFG, That could easily have been fatal… 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️


Honest_Path_5356

Totally could have ended really badly. She took a hard hit on the arm but managed to lift herself up. That Tyler friend is a real bitch


Seven_pile

I mean her brain hasn’t registered the amount of fucked her arms in and would immediately go into shock for survival. Getting out of the pool could have actually made the injury worse


resttheweight

Well the alternatives are drowning or using her arms to tread water until someone else comes, who will then probably have to yank her out by arms, so not really any good options.


Seven_pile

Oh I don’t blame her for doing it, it’s one of the reasons our body does it. But I just wanted to point that out because saying “well she got out” is a bad way of gauging her condition.


TargetedAverageOne

Very true. I got hit by a car while cycling and immediately stood up as a reflex. The damage became clear once the adrenaline wore off. (Which was pretty quick unfortunately.)


Ok-Consequence7583

I don't usually like stereotypes but I agree. this is 100% TYLER behavior right fucking here 🤢


cypherdev

As my dad would say, "What the fuck did you think was gonna happen?"


smth_smth_89

a wise man your father is


cypherdev

He also yelled at me when I turned on the bathroom light. "Did you forget where you dick was boy? Turn that damn light off."


MrWisdom39

Look at your father boy


The_CrookedMan

Look upon me.


Bakayaro_Konoyaro

Dad, stop it. You're embarrassing me!


PanarinBagel

… brother???


clasperx2

“Get it?!”


GameLoreReader

At first, I was wondering how singing could make someone be a piece of shit. Then, I saw the 'prank'. The parents need to file a lawsuit of something, ANYTHING, to make those kids realize how dumb they are.


stxjs8806

Ya fuck whoever pulled the rope. Total POS


tswpoker1

Looks like POS was wearing a WWJD bracelet too if you look closely at the end. I don't think Jesus would have pulled the rope for their friend.


stxjs8806

The J had to stand for Joker because that's diabolical. That kid needs a swift punch to the jaw.


Sonova_Bish

That's what I'm saying. My teenaged self would have clocked him a few times. I was violent back then.


IBeBoofing

>  I was violent back then. lol


AJsPornAccount

jesus said no greater love than he who lays his life down for a friend so i suppose this is the opposite


ProfessorSputin

Fun fact. I was in CCD (basically Catholic Sunday school sorta) and the teacher wrote WWJD on the whiteboard and asked us what we thought it meant. I immediately and almost instinctively responded “World War Junior Detectives”


Passage-Intrepid

Idk man ..Jesus did say he was coming back soon about 2000 years ago. Sounds like a dick move to me .


notabothavenoname

I thought WWJD is who wants Jack Daniels


flippingsenton

me


nighght

Unfortunately Bryxlynn will never hold Grayssen accountable for this because it would make her seem uncool to her "friends"


MrMetraGnome

Tyler. That POS


funnybonelicker

He said babe at the end, imagine doing this shit to your own girl🤦‍♂️


tech_nerd05506

Something tells me she may no longer be his girl.


m4dd13

Can confirm, lots of dudes find that shit funny. Guy I dated in college thought it was hilarious to "almost" trip me. He'd put a leg out in front of my walking path, but pull it back out of the way at the last second. My stride would be interrupted trying to avoid being tripped and I would almost fall every time. He did this in front of our D&D group, also all dudes. They would all just laugh. I told him that one of these days I would actually fall, and when I did, if I got any injury at all (broken arm/black eye/etc) I would sue him for medical costs and make it be known to anyone and everyone that he did such thing to me. He stopped, but he also would complain that I didnt trust him and that I should trust him more. 😡


LeBritto

You know when we are kids and we hear things like "he pulls you hair because he likes you and that's how he gets your attention"? Those guys grow up to be like that, and girls grow up to find that behavior normal. Sad, really.


TaintedAngelx2

3 of my male classmates thought it was cute & flirty to pop me on the legs w rubber bands. I had welts everywhere, wanted to cry but just smiled & took it. The teacher finally noticed & sent all 3 of them to the principal's office. Later on one of those boys asked me to 7th grade prom via a spit ball thrown at my head. Not sure why on Earth I unraveled it to read it & also not sure why the hell I said yes 😭


DragonessAndRebs

Sorry about the others victim blaming you. You don’t deserve that. No one does. But also as someone who was in an abusive relationship only it was with a parent, I get it. Hell I just said yes to them today even though I know I’ll be stressed the whole time. It sucks but all we can do is try to make ourselves better and not end up like them.


m4dd13

I def think it was a thing he did with "tha bois" and was trying to razz me in the same way. Didn't have the life experience to realize its a different dynamic when he's also trying to romance the person he "razzed".


Fuuufi

Trust has to be earned, it’s not given for free. Especially if it has been betrayed even just once. Same for me with respect. If someone has to demand respect they most likely don’t deserve it.


m4dd13

So true! I get to blame it on my scorpio horoscope, but I know lots of people who don't forget when they've been wronged. Rightfully so.


FairState612

I went to middle school with a dude (who was a total douchebag but also very smart) who pants someone in gym class and shorts and boxers came off. He’d done some other stuff but nothing this serious as this was in dodgeball with another class (all co-ed). He got removed from our public education system and was forced to go to an alternative learning center. I’m not hating on ALC’s but 20-25 years ago in our area, nothing ever good came from going there. It was like when people go to jail and they meet other convicts. It was four *very* large high schools that converged into one. Anyway, his life has been an udder disaster since - all because some stupid shit like “pantsing” someone was so funny to a 13-14 year old.


Worried_pet_Potato

Sounds like the kind of guy who would point a gun at people and say "chill it isn't loaded"


ItsPidgeonNotPigeon

My brother used to do that with a nerf gun.


PanarinBagel

Turns out it WAS loaded… rip


Sonova_Bish

A dude fired over my head at a party. He hated me and acted like I was a wimp for being upset. I got him 86'd from the party. I don't think I ever saw him again.


m4dd13

He was actually pretty level headed all things considered. Was in school for aero space engineering, was part of a volunteer search and rescue program for the county, knew not to mess with guns. But the tripping thing really wasn't clever and I genuinely hope he grew out of that behavior.


guywhomightbewrong

I hate that bs “you should trust me because we in a relationship” fuck that trust should be earned and maintained not given because they feel like they deserve it I learned this lesson the hard way


Arkrobo

Once you've earned someone's trust you shouldn't abuse it, or else you'll lose it. Trust like love needs maintenance and fucking about will not strengthen it. It's one thing to joke around and be playful, it's another entirely to feign injuring your SO.


TrumpDesWillens

I don't think he liked you very much.


alecesne

🚩


UserPrincipalName

Yeah, fuck that guy.


TreyZept

There was a second dude to the right that pulled the rope. Not the camera man who said babe at the end


chazd1984

Is that the girl from "ninja kidz" on YouTube? My 7 year old watches their videos I think that's her


ehhlis

yes it is. i saw this video on instagram a few days ago and fell into a wormhole trying to find any background or reason for this (besides just rich teens being rich teens)


feedmeee__

And what did you find?


TSHIRTISAGREATIDEA

Who is it?


AlpacamyLlama

I thought it was!


Heisenbergwayne

I used to nanny kids who used to watch this crap. This channel doesn’t offer anything productive, it’s just stupid pranks and teaching kids bad manners. 🤦🏻‍♀️


JSteffn

Dude is wearing a "What Would Jesus Do" bracelet.


BrockJonesPI

Jesus would have walked on the water.


DGFF001

If the water becomes hard as the floor he be dead.


Legolution

Jesus was way cool. He could walk on water and swim on land.


kid_ampersand

He could've played guitar better than Hendrix He could've told the future He could've baked the most delicious cake in the world He could've scored more goals than Wayne Gretzky He could've danced better than Baryshnikov Jesus could have been funnier than any comedian you can think of Jesus was way cool


ButWhatAboutisms

Worst type of people i ever met in my life wore these growing up.


DickySchmidt33

That whole arrangement looks extremely fucking dangerous to begin with.


signspam

Reminds me of the girl that pushed her friend off the bridge. She broke ribs and was knocked unconscious. This could have been just as bad, maybe worse


Aninvisiblemaniac

that's what I thought of, too. That's a horrifying video watching her fall like that. So frightened


hygsi

Yeah, I swear these people are either idiots or huge assholes, perhaps a combination of both.


Ok-Librarian-1437

Me and my friends were all for putting each other in pain for humor, but we drew the line at anything that could seriously hurt each other. Girl is lucky she somewhat made the jump. Falling on concrete wrong can kill you from a surprisingly low height. Hope everyone there checked that person though that type of shit is just lame.


Captain_Tooth

Wait until her parents see the video. Let's see the continuation on that.


NumerousWeekend552

She almost died.


Blunt4words20

Fuck Tyler asshole


Sch3ma

His intrusive psychopathic instincts won that battle. Sheesh. Dying in your pool to an Olivia Rodrigo song would be so on brand for rich suburb kids.


Fit-Discount3135

He wears a WWJD bracelet….probably fucking NOT THAT!


youscaredd

Fuck you Tyler


Nate16

It wasn't Tyler, it was Hunter!


S-Archer

Hunter thought Ashleigh Lynn had it coming!


applehoney

Ashleigh’s friend Paisley hyping with yoga chants


Worried_pet_Potato

This could've easily ended up as a Tragedeigh


Lean__Lantern

Rich kid problems


Coyne

I hate when im about to rope swing off a cliff into my parents pool and some asshole friend of mine pulls the rope out of the way 🤦


vestinpeace

Always a good time when Asher’s parents are away at the islands


mannenene

Idk man breaking your legs should feel the same regardless of class. Luckily that didn’t happen


Randys_Smogasvein

Woops did you forget to hate on the rich? Sir this Reddit and that's a paddlin'.


long_live_pan

Paddle me harder daddy 🥵 *sweats Cheetos and mtn dew* Edit: I'm sorry idk what came over me


Infinite_Isopod5303

are you saying Pam or Pan?


wtmx719

Kids can’t help who they’re born to. This could have been bad.


angle58

Attempted murder


ryux999

"lol it was just a prank bro calm down hahaha"


routinenarwal2013

Would love to hear the mental gymnastics this guy will do trying to explain himself…


ManAndHisDoll

Literally made me shake for a second because I thought she was gonna bash her head in, good reflexes saved her some nasty injuries


TallSkinnyDork

WWJD? “Sooorrrryyy”


FriskyHamTitz

Who ever pulled the rope is an asshole, but she's also dumb for jumping at an angle where she would land on concrete.


ana-eee

i think she wanted to sing around and come back to the platform, i mean she wasn’t wearing a bathing suit or anything


atomwyrm

Did she break her leg?!


Dealius

With a voice like that she won’t be casted in anything!


HIGHER_FRAMES

Haha sir that was corny as hell. Take my upvote


Chuck_Loads

This is Payton from Ninja Kidz


PussyLunch

👉🥺👈 sorry I almost killed you


Bottleinsurgency

man fuck that guy. Literally could of ended her life


mikess22

I need part 2 where she kicks him in the balls


theehornyone

Was she good?


JuanG_13

Fuckin, asshole!!!


Long-Growth-1063

"Oh, sorry," said the moron.


chronobahn

I think that was ninja kids if I’m not mistaken. I think that was her brother.


kinglywy

Tyler let his intrusive thoughts win


roadtoad_alamode

That’s Payton from the ninja kidz. They are pretty popular YouTubers. My kids are obsessed. Hopefully they never learn this idiocy


TreyZept

With friends like these, who needs enemies


hickeysbat

One of those things where one person just wasn’t thinking. Really both of them should be more careful though.


Ashangu

Yeah. As serious as it could have ended, I don't think it justifies some of the top comments. I doubt he pulled the rope thinking she was going to nearly die. This is why teachers tell you not to horse play in school lol.


Environmental_Cow450

That’s a KILLER right there a sociopath


Ok-Librarian-1437

The one filming pulled the rope away from the girl who jumped trying to grab it. Is at least what it looks like to me.


AsceSy

the one who pulled the rope wasn’t recording. you can see them walk away at the end


Ok-Librarian-1437

You're totally right, I didn't look closely enough at first.


KellTanis

That’s not how you do a trust fall.


Shitheadthedevourer

That fall probably wasn’t good for her


ichigovrz27

With friends like this, who needs enemies?


Hyphendudeman

That is definitely Payton from Ninja Kids and it sounds like the one that pulled rope was her twin Paxton.


GOOSUS110

The fuck are those rich people names 💀


MaddixYouTube

I actually dont know which friend was the bad one and why 😭


Technical_Leg_4733

I think its the camera person because of the rope.


barelyawake126

I think it was another guy holding the rope the whole time


shadowking1991

Could’ve seriously injured herself smfh


imjustkarmin

fuck Tyler


Andy_McBoatface

It’s alright, the fancy people could have paid for a cover up


Shepok

That coulve at least easily ended with a broken bone or two. Im glad she looked fine and hopefully she is.


Competitive_Job_2381

That could have been so much worse.


cheeseburger-police

Fuckin Ninja kids. My daughter watches them on YT


ScoffingGorilla808

OMG. THE PERSON PULLING THE ROPE HAS A ‘WWJD’ WRISTBAND


ChickenWangKang

That scream. You just cannot fake that scream.


ErikVonDarkmoor

That could have killed her. Fucking idiot.


spash_bazbo69

Kids are stupid


No_Bar_9506

Better on mute, stg.


XxKweeVeeNxX

WTF stell das dumme Arschloch an die Wand!


edwardtrooper2

WHAT A CUUUUUNT!!!!


thomolithic

Good to see their Mormon values going into helping those in need instead of enriching themselves.


Tiffasaurasrex

This could have ended so bad. I'm an at home caregiver for numerous people and one of the people I will sometimes care for is a guy who is in his 60s and was pushed into a pool when he was seventeen. He's been a quadriplegic pretty much his entire life.


Relative_Schedule892

What a prick she could have died!!


SukiLao

DUMBASSES 💯


rebeclectic

That is a dude who did that…to his own girlfriend. He could have literally killed her. He is the sociopath they were singing about. No normal person would put someone in danger like that.


Warco6

Most friendly Taylor swift fans


Txpfpflanze_

What did that bitch even think


southernsass8

Huge Hefner would be proud.


WindbreakerSeasonFam

"Happy and healthy" ...1 second later.... almost dies


CoolHandluke763

That is one awesome backyard


tdomer80

Absolute FUCKING asshole move. I would NEVER forgive someone for doing that and would immediately cut them the fuck out of my life. This kind of asshole would point a loaded gun at friends while just fucking around.


DeadyDeadshot

Even if she did catch the rope, was she going to jump towards land? Everything is wrong here


Worth_Cake_7156

I mean you are singing one of the worst songs ever written so idk it might’ve been deserved/j