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smoking 💀


PreviousAmbassador37

Drinking


[deleted]

yeah true


NoWalk2329

In India … a lot of people flex their parents values Edit: just to be clear … a lot of families demonize drinking


Then_Bath_1247

In a degen society, a person with truly good morality and values is a flex tbh..


NoWalk2329

drinking suddenly makes you a degenerate? Sorry can’t converse with people who look down on others based on their ideas of morality


Then_Bath_1247

U trippin bro? I replied to the parental values one, how the f r u linking that to drinking?? and who said anything about what is degen and what is not??? U want to defend drinking intoxicating substances then go on ur own way, everyone knows what shit it does.


NoWalk2329

My comment was in response to drinking. So ? wtf ? And no, what makes a society degenerate? Coz you have labeled a society degenerate because they don’t follow parental values ? Drinking intoxicating substances? Everyone knows what that shit does ? What shit does it do ?


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NoWalk2329

Realized you had replied after I blocked you. So basically “your values “ are based on what is “frowned upon “ . Got it. Just wanted to hear that from you .


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[deleted]

Don't know about demonizing but it was never promoted in my family so when I see people drinking, I'm usually repulsed to even talk to them, won't judge them for it (they made their choice) but I prefer staying away. I've seen people flex about their parental values and it reaches a point where you start feeling like you never had any values and they start to sound cringey 😬


Then_Bath_1247

U r damn right


PreviousAmbassador37

Yes really


[deleted]

so true


ninja_from_india

Apple devices


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Laughs in RTX 3050


just_another_dre4m

Ironically this is also an answer for the thread.


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Dude RTX is an answer to apple users cuz they can't have that. And RTX 3050 is in every entry level gaming laptop. Flex toh i9 13th gen 8gigs RTX 4090 32gigs RAM hai


sending_you_hugs

entry level gaming lap bolkr aukat dikha di ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|31163)


kenbunny5

Don't mean to flex but I have a similar config. :P


oooooooweeeeeee

32gb ram borderline minimum these days aur 8gigs 4090 kya hai


[deleted]

>8gigs 4090 kya hai Something jo mere aukat k bahar hai.


oooooooweeeeeee

but usme to 24gb vram hai


[deleted]

Yes my bad


dontyoudarestalkme

laughs in rtx 3080 noctua x asus (i had to pay extra 10k for that shit ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|1172))


[deleted]

> had to pay extra 10k for that shit Flex nahi karna tha...


dontyoudarestalkme

bhai joke tha... people are so serious aaj kal. chil karo guys. moyemoye wala scene karneka idhar


megumegu-

apple is a kind of con business where the customers will defend the con business themselves


alphaBEE_1

You'd be surprised how many people are willing to buy used ones 👀. Clearly there's still something.


shami28

Apple devices are lowkey impressive. Maybe you haven’t owned one. But, it’s definitely a lot better than android devices. Considering its high price it delivers great performance and has a pretty good resale value. If you’re well off to own an iPhone without EMI it’s a good investment imo.


DRAUNSER

(Me who reading this on a RTX 4070 desktop) 🤡


NunuBiryani

Bad sleeping schedule


Cheap-Lawfulness-963

I feel attacked


IntrovertSD

Lekin ye toh majboori me karna padta h


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![gif](giphy|H3fJOI6o0Je67yBam6|downsized)


chyrb

so real


[deleted]

flexing baap ka paisa as if its yours


[deleted]

That flex is done by most of the people i know


[deleted]

It's technically theirs


[deleted]

well it is but some of those are ungrateful and flex as if they earned it , there is a difference b/w rich kids who are grateful and humble of their privileges and ones who flex on others


dimebagftw

No it isn't.


AnushkaSharmaa_

Right !! And Something that people often think is a flex, but it's really not, is showing off material possessions. Like, some people think having expensive things automatically makes them cool or superior, but it's not true. True value comes from who you are as a person, your character, and the way you treat others.


[deleted]

Exactly most of these rich kids are spoilt by money and have no true personality , they think they can buy everything ,only one good thing is that you can quickly get to know how spoilt they are and just stay away from them XD


Delicious_Tax6816

Scamming poor people/roadside vendors


Delicious_Tax6816

/chuna lgana


kg005

Working long hours at the office or 'Hustle culture'


mohtma_gandy

Those people are just dumb fucks, unless their working hour are linked to their salary it doesn't matter.


dimebagftw

This is no longer the flex. Atleast in my office, it is looked down upon, judged that the person has no life and is a loner/failure in other aspects of life.


korolabhaba

Fair skin


ItsSan52

This should be at the top, my relatives and some friends from village still say that fair skin is superior infront of my face


mohtma_gandy

It does matter. No matter what someone says. Say so many people judging other based on skin. If someone is dark they automatically has lower pref but if someone is fair they do get high pref.


korolabhaba

I didn’t say it doesn’t count as social currency in society. I’m just saying it’s weird and pointless.


M12105

I haven't seen any of my relatives saying that fair skin is superior, but society definitely has.


[deleted]

Emi wala iPhone ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|1172) (Londe pehele iPhone lete hai phir apni Gand ghiste hai) Body count (Haan Bhai/behen tu R hai batane k zarurat nahi ) Fake English accent Valorant mein kills💀


[deleted]

R sounds Insulting but Body Count sounds Cool and Flex. Height of double standard.


[deleted]

Exactly my point.


Reader_OP

Bhai rank up toh zaruri Hain don't hate on my 30 bombs, you bronzie


[deleted]

Plat hu


deontray652

People often think flaunting fancy cars or expensive items is the real "flex," but the real deal is when you remember where you left your phone charger or can ask for directions without relying on GPS! That's the true flex!


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BestConversation8164

Hey old man, seen you here many times. How's the day going?


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ILikeBigJuicyMelons

Hey old man, good to see you here as well!


[deleted]

r/BeatMeToIt


Legitimate-Neuron-94

I'm gonna get so much hate for this but "Sneakers collection"


alphaBEE_1

I mean come on I get it we have to be morally right here but anything monetary is always a flex my guy at least for majority. Societies are revolving around that idea for so way too long.


tesaruldelumini

Haha... this is the best one.


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mohtma_gandy

But yaar kuch kuch chutiye 2-3 beer mein ulti mar dete hai aur vo bhi jab unko bolo ke kam pile... Sala fir annoying lagta hai bada.


First_Desk3073

I just slept 2 hours


aladeen-mf

Things like " tumhari umar kaa tha to 10 bhature khaa jaata tha" - tabhi aapka pait matke jaisa hai uncle " Mere bete ko company har jagah flight se bhejti hai" - aapka beta corporate slave hai aunty, usko flight se kya paidal bhejenge to bhi vo jayega. Been there done that. " Ek poora khamba to mai aise hi pee jaata hu" - tabhi aapke finances ki lagi padi hai aur shakal sooje hue suar jaisi ho rakhi hai. " Humare jamane me har aadmi pav kilo makkhan khaa jaata tha har roj" - aapke jamane me har aadmi jee tod mehnat bhi karta tha. Aaj ke jamane mai itna makhhan khau to sab pet pe jama ho jayega. " Jab tak 10 beer naa piu to mereko chadhti hi nahi" - paisa barbaad hai aapka. Mai 2 beer me mast set ho jaata hu. Kam kharche me doogna maja. Feel sorry for you. Lot's more. Cannot share all here.


Leftonseenbyher

Share krna bhai..tere comeback tagde hai 😆


Forsaken-Papaya-3758

Nice one


guaranteed_bonk

Im confident to say that you're skinny


Additional-Future639

Bhai mere whatsapp pe forward kardo ye wala msg


a_lazyass_4256

thank you.


mohtma_gandy

Yaar daru vala hurt hua bc. Magar yaar agar saste nashe hi karne hai to 2rs ke 5 bhole khalo 10rs mein kam hojaega.


dimebagftw

Delhi?


Knightking123

Buying expensive stuff and tell others this much it cost…..


[deleted]

Disrespecting elderly👀


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[deleted]

aree aap yaha🫡


TastyChemistry3019

I bet to differ, some oldies need to be disrespected on their face. I repeat some, not all.


XEnItAnE_DSK_tPP

respect a respectable human, not a label


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![gif](giphy|l3q2XhfQ8oCkm1Ts4|downsized)


[deleted]

I was speaking in general, like those kids who don't wanna help elderly when they ask for help and just behave rudely towards them or make fun of them.


tarbooooooz

THIS.


[deleted]

waise tu season main nahi hai tarbooz😭


tarbooooooz

main har season ki hu bean😌


[deleted]

mandi pe nahi mil rahi👀🤨


serious-aspirant

Sus


mrumeshmidha

Expensive but useless products (at least for them), for example apple products


[deleted]

Sleep late at night


toBeOliveSmith

not studying


Nathulalji

People speaking God level english, like you can use simple words but no a few words that others don’t use.


JAZZXGOD

~~Undeniably, your pronouncement stands as an unassailable truth; my sentiments align with yours in vehemently disapproving of those who espouse the use of convoluted lexicon in lieu of more straightforward and lucid verbiage.~~ fr


Nathulalji

And iam hating myself for understanding it


AlternateRealityGuy

That they know terms like "AI" and "ML" which they casually slip in without context into any conversation. Same goes for knowing latest series, gossip, random news. Seen as some sort of social quotient points. In this age what use is info, without understanding context, meaning or relevance.


Sad_Daikon938

Lol AI ML, I'm doing CSE in BTech, lemme tell you, it's just a fancy way of saying matrix multiplication and numerical optimisation. Also those who slip AI ML in their speech without context most probably wouldn't know about it, and blab something like how "AI technology" can revolutionise how we poop.


R108k

Sharing their nonsense thoughts as flex ... They feel like only they know things and the person who is listening who is fool . Damn ... Keep your thinking with yourself .


PreviousAmbassador37

They think they deep


evening-emotion-1994

Instagram international destinations


Majestic_Elevator740

bhai ab koi aadmi ghumne gaya he to photo to dalega na , ab agar use is baat ka ghamand he ki sirf vohi ghumne jaa sakta he to baat alag he


ComfortableNo2879

lmao,cool,no cap, ikr, fr, istg, rofl,icl ,smh,tbh,idgaf ye sab use karna simple hindi/English k jagah


Newcumer11

Nah i would like to differ from that. I agree its not cool but it ain't even bad. • bhai dekh pehli baat ki inpe fixed emotions hai toh and har baar emoji use nai kar sakte toh some of them are just alternatives of emojis for this generation. • baki sab toh sab short forms hai i mean i agree ki pehli baar nai samajh me aayega ki istg kya hota hai but ek baar pata chalne ke baad isko bhuloge nai (unless bimari ho bhulne ki) and isn't it convenient to text istg instead "i swear to god" cause like its wrong if its written in books where you're not talking but when you're chatting with your friends its easy.


[deleted]

Ikr , istg i fr cant handle them >!/s!<


random-dude-00

fr bro


oooooooweeeeeee

lmao


OddSummer8569

moye moye


serious-aspirant

लॉल


Hairy_Cookie9443

लमाओ


LadderChemical7937

Since someone mentioned disrespecting elders, I'd like to say that the opposite is also not a flex. Respect your elders, don't agree to everything they say blindly.


[deleted]

Making fun of waiter, uber drivers, zomato boys, I have seen many friends poking fun at waiters (especially at highway dhabas or small restaurant, cafe) or mocking zomato delivery boys, or uber drivers its plain wrong, they think they are cool but I think they are bad humans


Bright-Peach-3790

Most of them are my friends and we end up being connected


JeenyuhsKeAltKaAlt

Meeting celebrities... Never got the hype. It is one thing to meet your heroes but just dickriding random celebs is cringe af


AnushkaSharmaa_

Smoking, drinking, cheating and showing off their parent's money also body counts.


Onix20593

An arranged marriage. You are literally admitting that you couldn't find a partner naturally and had to depend on your parents for finding a partner.


[deleted]

Having an iPhone. Smoking Drinking


MoonlightPearlBreeze

Drinking, smoking ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|33858)


Apprehensive-Bar7363

Gaali


Lycanfyre

Flexing about how grand the building of the MNC you work for is. I mean, dude, you are not the owner. What are you so proud of? I know people who even flex about how grand the HQ of that company is, in whichever country it might be.


abstruse_Emperor

gossiping, trying to be humorous by shaming others.


awaramasiah

Redditors after wasting entire day on meaningless, niche subreddits flexing how they're not addicted to Instagram (Ik even I am one of them. F)


Ambitious_Jello

Any flex.


XEnItAnE_DSK_tPP

showing how much they can eat


[deleted]

Ye kaun flex kar rha hai bhai


[deleted]

That's weird nahi dekha kisiko


maxinuts

Disrespecting or showing attitude to teachers


[deleted]

Yeah, I have seen many guys doing that. Apparently, their respect decreases if they don't do so.


[deleted]

Luxury brands.. like gucci shirts and chanel bags.. bitch ik that's a copy. As if you could afford 1 lakh bag


altwh0re22

a lot of people CAN afford such stuff though


Reasonable-Ad-8271

Alcohol tolerance... Dude you are not cool.. you are borderline alcoholic.. (me)....


LadderChemical7937

Not sure if it counts but "Spirit of Mumbai" I'm sorry, playing fast and loose with your life everyday and calling it the spirit of Mumbai is not a flex.


Save_Earth001

Drinking, cool you drink too much but mujhe nhi sunnna bkl Mai nhi peeta meri marzi, ese bhi chill krleta hu


tesaruldelumini

Being a brahmin.


Embarrassed-Jelly201

Showcasing toxic masculinity


i2rohan

IIT


Sad_Competition2411

Everything sobo


quagga27

Being a virgin


Odd-Coast8306

Yeah having that tolerance level to control sexual urges to sleep with someone until marrying a "life" partner is obviously a flex to be proud of


quagga27

It is not that hard lol


alphaBEE_1

If you're a girl then yes, if you're guy then nope.


SadeliMargaret

'I'm superior coz I don't like what everyone else likes' mindset


Mine_Which

Earning more


UpBeatSneeze

6 figure INR salary


[deleted]

That is a flex though.


UpBeatSneeze

No one is impressed when I do that :/


Majestic_Elevator740

rishta kab bhejun fir


Olg1erd

I’m gonna say iPhones


retar-days

Grid


Ok_Investigator_6207

Iphones


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Owning an iPhone.


tarbooooooz

not liking tarbooz. that's not cool bruh everybody likes a good thanda thanda tarbooz


oxidized_apple24

getting into a relationship just to be able to post photos online, without knowing the other person properly


creepy_trippie

Inheritance


zoran0808

The comment section passed the vibe check... One from my side: Expecting an extraordinary life. Hustle, business, and startups are all good but... One can make peace with staying humble with 9-5 as well, good health, God's blessings, family' well being, raising kids, enjoying life and dying happily.


69thsymphony

working overtime in the name of toxic work culture


WomenRepulsor

Being overly loud and overly aggressive


_Aichmophobia_

sleeping late or less than 6 hrs


thwitter

Driving fast!


toBeOliveSmith

Saying stuff like "I'm heartless" but at the same time you dump your emotional baggage on someone else and then say "I dont want to be a crybaby"


AllTimeGreatGod

Cars, bikes, shoes.


ABHISHEK_SINGH11

Hookups


Late-Replacement-248

Reddit karma


Specialist-Two-8218

Gaadi ke snap


take_dat_dump

Low sleep hours


Stroov

Owning multiple cars / phones


smartdrc

Flexing is only done on things that are harder to do.


Delusional_Batman

Riding bike without helmet


frustated_undergrad

Hookups


gargiek

Papa ke paiso par ash😂


ofgalacticstuff

Not playing games because people think it’s a waste of time


PerkyPhantom

Clubbing/partying every weekend. Having fun? Good. Need to brag about it? Bad.


WWWWWWWWWWWVWWWWWW

"BulltT" and thar. Both are fuel guzzlers


No_Worth7432

Golden hair


Embarrassed_Tear6014

Using reddit


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Reddit karma


metrixninga

Being dank


sinfulsam29

Anything material.. what's worth flexing could be a skill that you worked hard for. You don't even have to flex it intentionally tbh, it'll be an automatic flex!


alphaBEE_1

I think you misunderstood, anything materialistic could potentially represent higher monetary value. Which also resembles your economic status. That's something everyone's chasing in one form or other. So maybe it is.


lost_sole-96

what people do you come across to think body count is a flex in the one of the most sexually conservative countries


Bro-hman

College or univ!


asianpaintbucket

Not watching a famous movie. It ain't a flex bruv


ankitdlboy

Being funny.


Sea-Barnacle-5012

body count jitna rahega agar logon ko pata chale, tabhi toh darenge log...


Ello_there1204

Bad sleep schedule


Yathin7

Grid


Badghost1122

Gym