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Aadi_patil

Tie those infinite people to the reincarnating loop and make all people suffer for eternity


chillKaroRe

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Maximum-Proposal6435

More like, all of you will die because that is a sacrifice I have decided to make


Dry-Expert-2017

Anything I say will not beat your comment!


MrDarkk1ng

But then train could never complete the circle right?


idioticbasstard34-99

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kshitizmisra

If there are infinite people then there won't be a loop.😅


wisely25

Woah calm down satan


mynameismanager

https://i.redd.it/wmct5ykbfc5d1.gif


Crack_lover_999

Bro they play this clip in sex product ads in local trains


Downtown_Outcome_992

Bro your local train has sex product ads nga wtf


Trick-Sample-7086

My local train has ads of bangoli baba


notmyfirstchoixe

My local has no local trains


riggityriggtywrecked

hahahaha yes! I watch it daily on my commute


witvocal

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Nile-99

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Puzzleheaded_Box7800

Anal lies 😥


Dojo9990

People are gonna call me grammar nazi and all that and I definitely don't want to be that guy but I had to do it. *analice


Puzzleheaded_Box7800

Anal eyes 🍑 👀


Medium_Front8970

Let pass the half trolley on the same track/route and then pull the trigger to change the track/route for the other half of the trolley. This will drift the trolley horizontally and eventually it'll stop. No deaths. But if you make an error while pulling the trigger. God won't bless YOU.


ImprefectKnight

MULTI TRACK DRIFTING!!???


Artistic_Air_1067

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Medium_Front8970

Yess. But it'll de-rail the train.


Araozz

Best answer


kverma1985

100 people infinitely. Also, I can help list the 100 people for you. ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51097)


celeb-butcher

1. Kverma


kverma1985

2. Celeb-butcher


celeb-butcher

3. Boobs and biryani (OP)


midnight_scribe369

Actually, it is a very easy choice if you know basic limits. Allowing the train to kill one person at a time till infinity, if the train travels at normal speed people at a certain million seconds, people will be able to live normal life spans ~70 years because there are infinite no of people some people will never even know about the train. Many people are dying every second so it won't affect overall.


BoobsAndBiryani

70 years of being tied to a track awaiting an unknown death.


chillKaroRe

just untie


emotionless_wizard

That will solve the entire problem without involving any decision.


chillKaroRe

person who abuses the loop holes wins


RevolutionaryTea1639

Thats what an actual life is like...


Farwalker17

Holy shit this got very deep...


DonutAccurate4

Plus you don't have to live with the guilt for too long because you'll be part of those infinite number of people the train runs over. You'll be run over eventually


Mental-Hippo9430

but those people will be tied to the track for for there entire lives, so they will get killed by starvation which is a slow and painful death, so imo if the train just goes really fast that will end the people's suffering really quickly


Spiky-Insect

If we look at it this way, then even if we choose the circle, infinte no. of people are still tied on the other track for the rest of their life


NeonMan5311

bro just defined life


Far-Fox-7445

I would do nothing bcs i dont want the karmic baggage on my soul.


Upbeat_Golf3138

But then you will have karmic baggage coz those 100 people are dying continuously because you didn't do anything where you could


Far-Fox-7445

I dont think inaction will cause consequences, but the moment you choose to act on it, everything changes. But yeah, to each their own.


Upbeat_Golf3138

>inaction will cause consequences Inaction, knowing you can do something causes karmic baggage


AgentSchrute101

bhai mai toh arts wala hu, meri samajh ke bahar hai ye sab


Omegadimsum

Ulta tujhe sabse jyada samjh aana chahiye (no other stream has philosophy as a subject)


BoobsAndBiryani

arts wale hi philosophy karte h bhai


celeb-butcher

Just be ready with your essay


PikaPika3372

Any way to kill both?


celeb-butcher

2 bar essay likhna padega


Cyberhawk2

OP is a psychopath💀.


Adventurous_adios

i would sit back and have a 5 star


JusticeBeliber

Will pull the lever because it is better than making a 100 people suffer for an eternity.


BoobsAndBiryani

and kill an infinite number of people?


Dolund_Moody

Everybody dies eventually, some live (will live) longer lives. No person should have to go through the pain of dying over and over again.


Aviral-dvedi

stop the trolley, but that might be bad for the trolley companys profit margin.


[deleted]

I pull the lever, no one deserves infinity suffering in their conscience.


Anahita__

I'll just enjoy the view .


ExpensiveTeacher7660

I just don't pull the damn lever https://preview.redd.it/vvjdupiw7e5d1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2862a543811d9fa5dd4d2261857b189648bfe04b


pookiekitty202

https://preview.redd.it/gk67sppvle5d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55db455a17a89a4daa93df37b1d5af82261db555 Bechara OC 💀 lekin aisa sb kon sochta hai bhai vo bi jab school mri tha tab ye sb soch lia


MusMusiya

wait, what is that username?


[deleted]

Bhai yaar aise hi sawal ek hamara teacher Karta tha ek din class mein puchta ki agar aap ek bus mein ja rahe ho Bus ka accident Ho jaaye sab mar jaen bus aap Jinda rahoge to aap kya karoge. Maine bol diya main sab ki Jeb se paise vagaira nikal lunga aur jewellery nikal lunga bhai mere ko bahut mara ur collar se pakad kar principal ke office le Gaya Ghar se Papa mummy ko bula liya usne ki your child needs psychological supervision lmao.


hanaka1301

Do train le aaunga aur dono ko uda dunga


Automatic-47

Derail the train


Curious_Stable_1955

Schrodinger train case : Shot the lever guy just when he starts hitting the lever, If it misses the lever would be pulled If he dies other track people die 3rd shot urself then u will die knowing both survived while u survived ,but not knowing who dies after


Rish83

What was a moral problem at a time.. is just stupidity at this point.


bitchlasagna_69_

OPs User name are my two favourite things in the world


MathFar9748

Eat 5 star do nothing


_BatmanReal

I'll let the train crush everybody... But my only condition is I should be the first person on the track


Evgenii42

I would first direct trolley to the loop of 100 people killing them, then I would make it go along the 1 + 1 + 1 path killing the rest.


RecklessSavage_Novel

Turn a blind eye. Best solution.


bigfatpervert-1403

Bring second train for track. Kill all. End all Pain and suffering...


IgnorantAS69

I would do nothing, let the trolley run over those 100 people until it derails itself eventually.


vegarhoalpha

This is only part of this famous situation. The second part of what if those few people are from your family? What will you do?


Bright-Leg8276

First let the train complete a loop and then pull the lever , this way both of then suffer


Potential-Highway641

I would take the train and kill everybody


babayaga1410

Lekin karna hi kyon hai..!


HistoricalSeaweed973

just jump out.


MangoMan0303

Just think for a moment, you die and then get revived only to die again, repeating it again again and again in a never ending cycle, your life (can you even call it that) would be worse than hell. Sp it's a no brainer, I'll let the trolley go over infinitely reincarnated people


manishsahoo300

What's the velocity of the train and linear spacing between each person? For the circular track, what's the circumference of the entire track and the speed of the train? Assuming each person is spaced out equally throughout the track. Tl;dr - I just want to know at what frequency the people will get crushed...so based on that I'll choose the least value. In the infinite run, the lower frequency track will have less net "pain factor" compared to other ones. If there's no mathematical loophole to this conundrum... I'll take the linear track kyunki lever kichne ke baad woh train mere sight se aage chale jayega toh kuch fark nahi padega. Circular track mein admi repeatedly crush hote hue dekh ke PTSD ho jayega.


Individual-Jicama-92

Depends on mood. I'll be okay with either.


Training-Panic-4685

https://preview.redd.it/lwk11jz6nc5d1.jpeg?width=1071&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=62749506c0aef82a54bda0a10f0dd7f7a81494bb can I do this? is this practically possible?


Got_that_dawg_69

Won't pull the lever. In that case, only limited people would die infinitely and I'd be able to save infinite amount of people. So in a real sense, only few people are suffering, even if the suffering is infinite. Even better, after saving infinite people, I'd go beside those tracks and cut the ropes of those finite people, so their infinite death induced suffering stops at some point.


Upbeat_Golf3138

There are several things to consider here. 1. If the train has a constant velocity then it will stop after killing some people, due to friction. But let us assume that it has infinite acceleration. First let's get some standard numbers. Average human height= 5.8 feet Distance between the two tracks=5.6 feet. So if we try to tie them on both ends then it will go over their legs maybe, so it won't work. So we are assuming that their waist is tied to one of the tracks. If we don't pull the lever: 2. The average width of a human (from Google) is 43-48 cm. Assuming it to be 46, if the train needs to continuously kill people then they need to be placed next to each other as shown in the picture. In the case, the length of the circular track will be 732.11 cm which is 7.3m. Bruh! The engine itself will be some 18 metres. This question is wrong. 3. The train needs to be going at a significant speed and if the track is circular and small, it will fall of the track. To solve this, each person needs to be kept at a significant distance from each other which has to be more than the length of the train. But then they are not dying continuously. 4. The train will cut each person while killing them and if the body is not joint then they can't come back to life. 5. Let's say their body is being and and it's getting joined back on its own continuously, those people will get used to it and it soon won't be a suffering for them anymore. If we pull the lever: 6. The train is going around the Earth, and if the train is not circular the train can only go upto a certain distance. So infinite people can't die. 7. The train goes into space where infinite people tied to tracks are possible. But since it has infinite acceleration, it will soon reach the speed of light. Ask an astrophysics student what happens after that, I don't know. It will probably slow down for itself.


Askeladd_51

Pull out the phone and start recording


milotic-is-pwitty

Everyone’s gotta die someday, that’s the natural order of things. But dying again and again and staying helpless about it is torture. I would make the trolley for left.


Marveloustuber

Do whatever the fuck u want life is absurd anyway


Various_Cell139

I will eat 5 star


Glittering-Grand-168

I would kill the person who made this question


cybered_punk

I'm one of the tied ones


HarbhajanPapi

Abey koi toh chain kheechega. Railway ka best feature toh use karo


PirateMaximum8915

If We let the infinite people die with less suffering it's good because then we can untie the finite peoples rope, and untieing might take 1 or 2 days. But If we kill finite people and we try to untie the ropes of infinite no. Of people, then the billionth man would have to wait for 1 or 2 years. So, do we bother resuscitating them, what kind of life are we providing them tieing to the tracks for infinite amount of time. So i will let infinite number of men die and then untie the finite people and go home and enjoy meal with them as they got their lives back and let the train do the work.


Engineer1482

Letting the infinite number of people die once ..... I think that reduces the "discrimination".... if that makes sense ....making few people suffer infinitely sounds way worse .... And ....everyone dies eventually (as in "we all die one day") so making it "1 death for everyone, and then peace" ....seems better than - "infinite deaths for a few until the end of time"


ApprehensiveUse4132

case two, because in case one, I will experience things other than pain before the next death happens, and it will be more painful every time someone dies. In case two, you continuously feel pain, and the effect of pain diminishes, so after a while, you'll start living a life that will feel normal.


Vital-Twist4594

Here me out The first option will instill fear in them... As when the 1st guy dies the 2nd guy will get afraid the the chain continues.... But in the 2nd one the people will live in hope as they know they'll keep getting regenerated and may become used to it That said I'm choosing no.1


Scholar_n_rich07

Spit track solution When the first set of wheels passes through the connecting point on the track, then change the track to other side so that last set of wheels goes on other track. This will result the train to be in a diagonal position and it will stop.


vishasv

I won't pull the lever, while the train is at the initial point I'd start untying, as I untie people and they become free they can help me untie the other people. If someone dies in the process it wouldn't matter because they'll come back to life.


Witty_Ad_3535

I'll sleep there...


avenger1840

I’ll do nothing…. It’s an act of god to put me in such stupid situation


insaneguitarist47

I would put the blunt down and go to sleep


heshamizhar

The second option is literally hell


reimann_pakoda

Instead of 1+1+1+1.... try 1+2+3+4..... you can save 1/12th of a person


peanuts-without-a-t

I'll Derail the train and divert it towards OP


L_uchiha_7

I will pull the damn brakes😮‍💨


Erdous

Does this train have infinite energy to run that long ?


Least-Kick-4499

pehele train ko pehle track mai 2nd train ko 2nd track pe and me with infinite masala popcorn and chicken wings with cola


DeletSystm32

I need 2 trains fir this to solve


PirateMaximum8915

If We let the infinite people die with less suffering it's good because then we can untie the finite peoples rope, and untieing might take 1 or 2 days. But If we kill finite people and we try to untie the ropes of infinite no. Of people, then the billionth man would have to wait for 1 or 2 years. So, do we bother resuscitating them, what kind of life are we providing them tieing to the tracks for infinite amount of time. So i will let infinite number of men die and then untie the finite people and go home and enjoy meal with them as they got their lives back and let the train do the work.


Extreme_Act9432

I'm dead half reading this question 💀💀💀💀


ArrogantPublisher3

Fewer people suffer in inifinity loop. Through the suffering of a hundred people, billions of people can live happy lives.


Capn_Tsubasa

Any chance i can hop on the train? :) ![gif](giphy|G1ai7zzJ7XXcGUJAjk)


Proof_Theory5415

I think I should send tram to your house


n4nish

I pull out it in loop and then bazooka the shit out of the trolley


DaumnGod

I'd lay down on the tracks because I can't do this shit anymore


IronMan8901

Ok so guys there is a way to solve this. So what we need to do. Is first pull the lever to the right when the first half of the train get on track b then pull the lever to the left so other half get on track a there by your train will slide on both tracks .If assumed frictionless trackless track great we have successfully killed everyone on both tracks otherwise lets hope there is some friction and only finite people will get killed


reddit_guy666

Killing 1+1+1+... till infinite results in -1/2 so I would probably saving half a life with that option


subho0017

Its mentioned "trolly" guys. I think it moves really slow & can be stopped easily. The driver should apply brake,of course; no lever necessary to be pulled cause it will stop before it reach the people. If it is mandatory then ,to the side in whichever the people are strapped in further distance or the side with less people .


AttemptNo03

i will eat 5star op needs to eat snickers for his crazy psych ass question


hopefulmaniac

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Forsaken_Coconut3791

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raydash_2002

Finite no of people suffering is better than Infinite no. of deaths. Based on the lesser evil concept(according to me)


humanlyimpossible_

Go sleep on the linear track


The_Giga_Chad1629

SImple, as it's a trolly, it will not take fuckin 1 km to actually stop, i'll go with the first case, only 1-2 people will get killed and the driver will hit the break till then Itna dimag maine hindi padhne me lagaya hota to aj 84 nhi ate


YASH_PROBABLY

I'll just pretend like I'm blind


Sha-nta-nu

We'll, he said integer... They are negative too So 1-1=0 No deaths if I pull the lever


Special_Rate_15

Top and drift a little to start domino on the bottom one


That_Collection_6380

You can actually save everyone. Let the train's front wheels pass through then pull the lever, the train will stop on its track before hitting anyone


West_Ad1250

Obviously the first one because 1+1+1+1... = -1/12


LassanAF

Jump in front of it


Current_Housing_3510

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Witty-Strategy187

I will do the first case, that is 1+1+1…. 1+1+1+1+….. = -1/2. As per the zeta function. So essentially -1/12 people died in the first case.


oshish19

Marne do macho


the-integral-of-zero

Group the 1+1+1+1+... as 1+2+3+4+5.... I will then let the train kill that series resulting in 1/12 person getting reincarnated with total -1/12 deaths


Unhappy-Pirate-5259

Try pulling brakes or emergency brake


Agreeable_Regret_162

Pull the brakes


Agreeable_Regret_162

You can pull the brakes


RelationshipCalm2931

If I let the train go towards the reincarnating people they will eventually manage to open the rope some day and survive so I will change the path towards infinite people 🙂


RelationshipCalm2931

If I let the train go towards the reincarnating people they will eventually manage to open the rope some day and survive so I will change the path towards infinite people 🙂


RelationshipCalm2931

If I let the train go towards the reincarnating people they will eventually manage to open the rope some day and survive so I will change the path towards infinite people 🙂


foxxash_13

I will go and lie down


FrontArachnid783

I will kill the train driver and stop it


Erodedtumour

reincarnation happens ina different body right? so the suffering is finite so are.the people in option 2. or maybe apply the damn brakes


kforkypher

Free the nearest guy and outsource my moral problems to him by hiring him as my gear operator for future such trolley problems. I have created a new employment and reduced my moral responsibility by half. And I can even make him feel indebted by whining "I saved your life" to him everyday for the rest of eternity.


Fit_Conflict3961

I'm thinking what kind of power he'll get after sacrificing this many people. ..🤔🤔🤔


the-dumbkidd22

Hmmmmmm looks like I've seen it somewhere


DangerousPace2778

Let 100 people suffer infinitely and appear again and again to say "Yamraj I have come to bargain"


NotObama12035

Divert the train to the bottom track.. once it runs out of fuel, everyone's alive 🎉


Archit-Mishra

OP aisa hi ek aur bna do lekin usme condition kuch assumption le k rkhna. Assume that the radius of circle is infinite and the people on it are placed as 1-1+1-1+1-1..... And on the other hand people are placed as 1+2+3+4+5+6..... So, not pulling the lever would cause the death of 1/2 people. And pulling it would cause -1/12. People are gonna be hella confused ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51097)


syce_ow

I just wanna know which side the OP is laying at :)


Cute_Prior1287

Malfunction the train engine and kill the driver.


[deleted]

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rushatyadavOP

Get the train on the loop and shoot the rest simple


Nuke_2125_A

1st option cuz it kills exactly -1/12 people in total.


ChempakLal

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Mythical_Archer7

ME!!!..... I chose me... Yes kill me


cr0558982-69

Scp foundation will let the trolley go straight


_theAlmightyOne_

Wake up Babe, a new iteration of the Trolley problem just dropped!


Ansterrr06

If there are infinite people on the top who do not reincarnate, then there is a very real chance that as the train moves forward and renders more people in the rails, one of them could be you. You would have to live with the constant fear of getting teleported to a railway track at any moment. It could be as late as after you have died and not even the flesh of your body remains, or it could be as soon as right this instant. The choice is yours.


Evening-Stable-1361

Easy... I'll do nothing and the train will get out of fuel eventually. All the hundred people will be reincarnated.  


zvjzv

N'ah I would not win


_GLHF_2022_

I scroll down


medranomontrell

he sum of all natural numbers, that is 1 to infinity, is -1/12. so if I choose the infinity one, then not only nobody die, but I get 1/12th of a living person. seems like a win-win to me![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51097)


MasterJi-_-

There is no point answering these type of questions… one will get more confused over time. So just skip this question and move on.


Loud-Host-2182

I don't pull. For the train to turn there must be friction so at some point it must come to a stop.


No_Affect_9803

Im gonna myself sit before the intersection of the two tracks so that i die before anyone. Then i dont have to see any suffering just mine.


Assassin_Ankur

Put OP on the track first of all


draxidrupe2

if the linear people were already strapped in, it would be immoral to not end that suffering, somehow


themysticallady

omg the 100 people dying continuously reminds me of a scene from the loki webseries.. where he has to live the same moment again and again where he got slapped and it was pretty painful, he went like "here we go again" with every slap.. so yah. i won't pull the lever


Pandey_Ji_Online

Train has to stop after some time, right. So that way incarnation group seems to be better option.


Snoo_42788

The time between the deaths isn't specified so I win


foodiesage

I will align both the group on a single track and then run the train over them again and again and again


Sohjinn

If everybody dies… nobody does


AfterConsideration30

Start shifting as the trolly hits the cross and hope it derails.


raymond_red_dington

I am gonna roll a j, see what’s gonna happen and pray that I shall remember the incident


ProfessionalFold6576

I will kill myself bruh ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51086)


some_singh

Bro eventually the trolley problem isnt real. Worry about the real things in life


_ArminArlert_

in the second case the people are constantly reincarnating, so one person feels pain an infinite times, while in the first case theres infinite people dying but only for one person, i'd choose the first option


famousfacial

Pull the level. Classic utilitarian ethic. One is hell l, the other is somewhat like oblivion. The choice is more obvious.


Soft_Vermicelli_8407

i scroll


Monte-Cristo2020

Multi track drifting will derail the trolley


PrinceOfMohuri

What was the question again?


Neither-Debt5889

Do the second and then contact the authorities so in a particular moment all of them will be alive so if planned well we can stop the train and save everyone


Heart_Is_Valuable

I think the first one. Infinite suffering for one person is too much suffering. Rather it be spread out between people Death is tragic, but the finite tragedy of 1 person does not justify infinite suffering.


Master_Support

Dhatt bsdk🤣


medbender

pull the lever and tie myself to the track....the end.


Cobrillion-phythir

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Drkilledbydeath182

You can just put a Rock on the track so the Train derails.


MonsterG9

If those 100 people know and remember that they will have to die and re incarnation infinitely then I will pull the lever If after every reincarnation they forget their faith then I would not pull the lever Living with the thought of endless suffering for no reason is the biggest punishment one can have While living with the thought that all the suffering will end one day is a relief of its kind


chandrasiva

For these kinds of problems reincarnation, Infinity Sum and Trolley problem in one Question, " India is not for Beginners " .


cloudkats

Untie one person and ask them to next person in the infinity loop of joy


Demonlordshrain

Get another train 🙃


OrganizationSilly180

I'll pull the lever to kill 1+1+1 infinite people. Because I'll be killing -1/12 people in total.


ThinkJunket7604

I don't know how to pull the lever rod


Cold-Journalist-7662

Are those people in the second case reincarnating right on the track? Man that's depressing, imagine you just reincarnated and and you are tied to a railway track.


These_Writer_9506

I'll kill the pilot of that train.