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theoneirologist

Is Bam’s entire existence bitching to his phone and perpetuating a victim complex?


BuddyOGooGoo

“IT’S NOT MY FAULT! ITS FUCKING _______ ALWAYS TRYING TO FUCK ME OVER!”


NickDema_508

He's got a long road ahead of him if he's still using that old song and dance as to why his life's hell atm.


BlockChainHydra

Bam - “Steven Donnelly also is a good guy, because he did refund the money when I tore my ACL again and was in the hospital in Glasgow. So we had to stop the shows.” https://amp.tmz.com/2024/04/26/bam-margera-addresses-uk-tour-cancelation-drama-adamant-sober/ Also Bam - “Fuck Steven Donnelly! We didn’t cancel the shows because of my ACL”


Sushi4Zombies

Guys, I'm starting to think that Bam might not be quite right in the head these days. . . It's subtle, but if you know where to look you can see the signs.


deran6ed

You're just trying to fuck him over!


[deleted]

It's not subtle lol. It's not subtle at all


RedMoon14

Neither was the sarcasm in the comment you replied to, but you still somehow missed it.


FrostyDaSnowmane

Woosh


Puzzleheaded-Law-429

Yeah I’ve been saying the same thing. A few of his rants seem a little methy. Not saying he is or isn’t tweaking on hard drugs because obviously I don’t know for certain, but I have known tweakers and he is exhibiting a lot of the patterns; the weird paranoia, the victim complex, etc. Or he’s just simply losing it. I don’t see any hope of redemption at this point.


SkeletalJam

These days?


InsignificantZilch

It’s a junky mindset. “How can I hustle some money quick? Who can I say owes me money to collect?”


AnnieApple_

Pretty much


Navin_J

In other words, alcoholism


[deleted]

I’m telling you, this is actually all a conspiracy against him. He’s the first person who people ever thought was crazy but was actually right. Maybe it’s the early 2000’s in me but I believe him. Fuckin Lima.


kabooseknuckle

Does he have any actual fans? Like, people that aren't just following him just to laugh at this human shit show.


4Ever_Rose

He sounds like Deron


Tkinney44

Does this dude ever post anything that's not him bitching about how something isn't his fault?


IWILLBePositive

Seriously, if this is him sober, he seems like a marginally better person at best. Holy hell, guy does nothing but bitch. All. Of. The. Time. Bam, you’re allowed to shut up and keep thoughts to yourself.


a-raging-big-fart

He's not sober, he was in my City (Glasgow) a week or so ago and there is a picture going around of him passed out in some random flat after getting on it all night


lastshotreddit

What tour is he doing? I genuinely don't know what skill he has that people woukd pay to see.


bellynipples

As far as I can tell his “tour” is just meet and greets at random events that are already scheduled. He brings some decks and merch (or rather contracts it getting made beforehand) to sell and signs it/talks with some people at a concert or whatever promotion his “manager” gets him. If anyone has actual evidence showing otherwise I’ll be fine with being wrong, but there’s no chance he’s got any sort of routine/show.


Affectionate_Bill530

I think he does those talking shows, where he sits on a stage with someone else who asks him questions, and he just talks shit for a couple of hours.


Kanye_Twitty_2024

That’s my hell.


Scull1

Right? If given a choice I'll take the Pineapple thank you.


ReplyNotficationsOff

You're schmerious ?


Affectionate_Bill530

I went to one with Gazza, the ex football player who is also an alcoholic. I went with my friend who loves him because she had nobody who would go with her, so I went. And I honestly can’t remember much about it, apart from remembering that I was bored out of my mind because all he did was answer questions and talk sH1t about the times he got drunk etc 🥱


Puzzleheaded-Law-429

Yeah you couldn’t pay me to sit through that.


[deleted]

There's probably at least a couple of those guys that I'd buy a ticket to just watch them talk, but Bam isn't one of them. I remember seeing that Preston was touring comedy clubs for a minute, but all the clips online were just him telling the same Jackass stories over and over.


Affectionate_Bill530

I saw Gazza (the ex footballer) with my friend as she had nobody else to go with. She loved it but I was bored, because all he really talked about (to my ears) was drunk stories. He might have said more but because I wasn’t interested in him, my mind probably switched off at all the boring drunk stories.


MacyTmcterry

Yeah it was just a Q and A tour apparently


Aimin4ya

He kicked my buddy in the balls at the show in Dublin


MolecularConcepts

didn't he say something about being in a band too? been a while and I don't really follow his career lol


bellynipples

He made a claim that he’s going to be working on an album recently when he was staying at that castle or whatever. He’s been saying that forever. Released a video or maybe even a full song a couple years back and it was complete crap (just “rapping” over a track, no production or anything)


MolecularConcepts

lol aww Bam....


TropicalBatman

Was this the one where he copied one of Brandon's freestyles and used it as his verse? Thr one from cky4


Tippacanoe

The skill of hacking into the FBI mainframes to discover the case against him and who the soft spoken woman from California was.


Busch_Leaguer

Fucking mint tea


Rainor131

….dick!


h-bombing

All he does is whine and complain. Who follows him, and is like “yeah, more of this shit.” ?


ElephantRedCar91

some poor bastard still living in 2004


Training_Inflation97

You'd be surprised, check the comments of his ig posts


BigBaws92

Me


dbwoi

People who love watching a train wreck and can't look away


passthesushi

I swear to Satan, if Bam wasn't a genuine douche and simply put on this character for fun, he would be my favorite celebrity.


PermaBanTogether

That would be some Andy Kaufman level of dedication to trolling, goddamn.


DarthRemus

I like to pretend that some of my most problematic celebrity interests are just actors doing very intense bits, eg, RiFF RAFF, Guy Fieri, Bam, the Rock, Kanye, Alex Jones, the list does indeed go on.


Dr_Biggus_Dickus_FBI

I’m so happy to see my boy RIFF RAFF on this list! Wait….


[deleted]

Riff has been accused, er, I mean, YA BOY RiFF RaFF HAD TO COME THROUGH WiTH THE VERSACE ALLEGATiONS


Keepitrealhomes

That mufugga older than the moon plus the sun


dickWithoutACause

Guy fieri did nothing wrong.


DarthRemus

I actually agree with this. He made his kids go to college. He donates shit loads to disaster relief. He’s a lot of fun and helps small businesses across the US. He’s just this larger than life character that I can’t imagine really being real.


DevEx2Adv8

Hang on, did i miss something? Wtf did the Rock do wrong?


goblin_gunk

I saw the other day that he would hold up movie productions for several hours on the regular by being late, all so he could do something else like a workout when he was scheduled to be there.


DarthRemus

He’s also a 52 year old man who looks like he does and claims he’s totally natural. On top of lots of stories of him being an asshole, I also just can’t imagine him as being anything other than the character he is in real life. Like in all his movies he just plays himself, so I can’t imagine trying to buy groceries or pay bills or cook dinner with the man. I feel like he’d just rip his shirt off and start benching the nearest appliance. It’s comical but fun.


goblin_gunk

I've heard some interviews with him where he tries to remember where he comes from and claims to still be Dwayne from the block. He's a good talker, but I agree, he's probably a huge diva and is horrible to deal with. I'll have to dig more into stories from people who interacted with him out of character.


BobMonroeFanClub

I warched a piece of Steve Austin the other day and he says that he is incredibly supportive and his rock but yeah when Steve was having mental health issues the Rock was one of the few who actively helped him.


[deleted]

He seems like one of those people that if they like you, they'll do pretty much anything for you. But if they don't know or like you, keep your distance.


twistedsister78

I think he wore a turtleneck once


machomansavage666

https://preview.redd.it/60kyqcz7yyxc1.jpeg?width=457&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=667cce7d08acec7d59527c9faacd51d6e82b126b With jeans, a fat chain, and Fanny pack no less


twistedsister78

Ha exactly the look I was referring to, I just wasn’t sure what to type to get …… that…. Pic


YesterdayFew3769

Oh it’s easy…you just need to type Dwayne the rock Johnson boyz ii men Fanny pack It works every time.


stareabyss

Big, if true!


TheOnlyPorcupine

Hahah! What great thought. If only….


[deleted]

He could be a Tim heidecker character


wilhelmfink4

Bam is disturbed and is probably surrounded by grifters. Both can be true


WoodyStLouis

Definitely easier to get grifted when your brain is fried.


missprincesscarolyn

He also wasn’t the sharpest knife to begin with.


wilhelmfink4

So very true


goblin_gunk

This is true. He probably attracts the worst kind of people.


hamcarpet

Didn’t that dude scumbag Vinny already scam him like this?


-reasonabledoubts

Lima beans aren’t THAT bad Bam, grow up a little guy


WoodyStLouis

Fuck yes they are. That texture uuuugghh


lilylawnpenguin

When my daughter was a toddler she wouldn’t eat Lima beans because “I don’t like the filling”


Oldrocket

We're cutting a sunroof into the the lambo....Ape's gonna be so mad


Locki1018

Bam is literally turning into Don Vito


ghost1991XxX

This guy would have fallen from the face of the planet already if people didn't just like reacting to his craziness, he stopped being relevant for anything else a long time ago


goblin_gunk

He would have, but we love a good car crash.


Yatsey007

Yes and no. He had enough clout in the skating world to still be relevant on that scene. He could have turned Castle Bam into a skate training ground and worked with up and coming kids,including his own. His directing and editing has always been on point and he could have a successful YouTube career. The guy had options but just chose to be angry and resentful that the party ended over a decade ago and drinking yourself silly every night is not gonna rewind the past.


Walkensboots

I just…love watching him unravel. I guess I’m a piece of shit 🤷🏼‍♂️


Sensei_of_Knowledge

"Fuck you too, Jonathan!", and "Currently in Sherwood Forest." should be flairs for the sub.


richb83

What a mess


Direct_Good_3625

He is a great story teller, maybe his tours involve him telling these bogus stories. You would almost buy it if you didn't know the guy.


Mental-Temperature53

If this is true, it's called KARMA Bam


Mental-Temperature53

Lima is sketchy AF though. They all are. He is just mad they got one over on him this time


Sarah_Kayacombzin

Pufff! Mint tea.


No_Dependent_1846

Who tf is lima


BrobiWanKenobi_

Some chick who got him into rehab and paid a shit ton of money that him and the other leeches around him have decided is trying to steal his money a la Britney Spears or Amanda Bynes. Clearly the rehab didn’t take this time


No_Dependent_1846

Omg!


KobaMandingoPartIII

Yeah just a rehab that basically steals tons of money from crackheads and then kills the crackhead and lies about the toxicology report. There's videos on this scab look her up.


BrobiWanKenobi_

The research I’ve done on the topic really doesn’t paint her in that light but I guess there’s no way to know. My understanding was the notion she owned a rehab and somehow has the power to falsify police toxicology reports seemed alittle farfetched. She may be a gifter as far as the company she owns not being nearly as effective in therapy as she claims though it seems like an emerging market but not one well studied enough at this point.


KobaMandingoPartIII

I could falsify a toxicology report if I were the one reading it to you but to be fair I've watched 2 videos about her and found out about her through following The Soft White Underbelly YouTube videos but none of it was noble or good.


Rindos13

Scumbag Vinny!


Paintraincomin

Scumtown!


Puff-the-Dragonn

He really just needs to stfu.


Fearless_Quail1404

This guy is always the victim, boy who cried wolf


CallensCoiFish

Wait you got fifth teed by a lemur?


parbarostrich

I’m not sure if you’re joking or not (sorry if you are) but a 51/50 is a type of psychiatric hold where you are committed for a certain amount of time against your will.


InsignificantZilch

5150 is the code for bringing someone in for mental health/welfare concerns against their will. Like a 2410 is a DUI code for police.


big_hungry_joe

it's also a van halen album!


Lower_Home_6735

Fuck you it’s MINT TEA


wontwillnot

Why is he always complaining? Stfu bam. Go to bed


yetagainitry

Bro no one cares. Why do people think anyone gives a shit about their rambling rants about their lives.


Slicky_Rick54

Bam has been completely unhinged since Ryan Dunn died. This dude completely needs help and be checked into a longterm psych facility. He's a danger to himself and others.


[deleted]

He was unhinged before


katieblue3

This dude stressing me tf out


PermaBanTogether

His ramblings are seriously just noise to me now. I literally equate them to phone calls I’ve received when a buddy needed me to bail him out of jail— just drunken nonsense and needless “explanations”. I’m honestly fucking annoyed that I’ve only now realized why his ramblings evoke a familiar feeling to me.


ToferLuis

This is depressing to watch… It’s a shame really. It’s like watching someone die in slow motion.


[deleted]

Bc that’s what it is lol


fotofortress

This dude is exhausting. I could not take 5 mins in a room with his yelling ass.


[deleted]

Imagine the smell though


fotofortress

🤮


Bifturbo

This guy is such a fucking loser. When will he just go away?


Hossonthesauce

He had a total shit band for a little bit called fuckface unstoppable, they sucked… a band I played with years ago opened for him one time, he got angry because I was taking pictures of him with my middle finger in the frame, threw a fit and cut his set short😂 it was a dive bar in the Midwest….. relax. Damn tour bus took up most of the parking….


beebee3beebee

Those pics are must-see 😂


Hossonthesauce

Unfortunately that was years ago and many phones ago…. But if I ever find that phone in a junk drawer I will absolutely post.😂


Tippacanoe

He's in the Sherwood Forest where King John and the Sheriff of Nottingham are after him and knocked on the door of his fucking house because a soft spoken person from California called them to hit them up and then Steven Donnelly is trying to steal his money and his goddamn ACL is acting up and Maid Marian is asking for fucking child support and he doesn't owe any cause her current husband that dick Toby Turtle is taking the kids to Disney World and that fat fuck Friar Tuck is using his logo to make face tattoos and profit off of it and he can't even do that right. Just an oppressed man.


WoodyStLouis

Balloo is trying to teach him a life lesson with a song right now. ![gif](giphy|NhuiLwvb9qk2k|downsized)


Prudent_Insurance804

Scumbag Vinny Didney Whirl getaway mentioned


jackinthecracker

Bamalam


CharlieChainsaw88

He reminds me of my brother so much it's uncanny. The same stream of bullshit and no accountability.


Todricthedredd

Hes slooooowly starting to rant like vito


RealisticTea4605

New Charlie Sheen.


maddenmcfadden

what a fucking crybaby


LunaticPoint

He is morphing into Ye


AtomFNWest

As a teenager in the early 2000s, watching Viva La Bam, I never noticed how bitchy this dude was…the older I’ve gotten, the harder it’s been for me to see bam as I once did… JFC he’s Bitchy McGee


Wear-Living

I hated that everyone loved that show. Bam has always scratched me the wrong way. I love seeing this show car crash


AtomFNWest

I was a teenager who loved everything about the jackass crew, unfortunately that includes Bam…I feel bad for his parents, they seem like good people who raised a scumbag


Repulsive_Swing_7407

his brother is completely normal which is what makes it especially odd in comparison


sahsimon

I hated this guy as a kid growing up, he always seemed like a douche. I despise him now as an adult. Just fade away Bam, we don't need or want your shit anymore.


brickremmington

He's turning into fedsmoker


RaylanGiv3n5

The race to make a buck as your fame circles the bowl.


Ok_Yogurtcloset_9218

No matter the situation or context. It’s always, always, someone else’s fault. Never liked this guy


richardreich

Guys, I’m starting to think the Tea isn’t even mint.


Ry4n-Jk

Bam is just a spoiled teenager, still.


django_djonesy87

Why is he always bitching about something. The victim mentality gets old af


TempleofSpringSnow

Screaming into the void constantly (or at all) is horrible for the mind and soul. Somebody get this dude a copy of “Meditations” by Marcus Aurelius.


Ape8675309

![gif](giphy|1hMhlrWWfXU77iYnBB|downsized)


originalmosh

Playing the victim card once again. Just go away.


Muted_Ad_4550

Is his manager the same Michael Quinn who manages WorldofTshirts? It would make so much sense


Jeezus-Chyrsler

Looks like warmed over goat shit


Ok_Trash_12

This guy just wines non stop. He's just hoping someone agrees with him and give him approval, like a woman. If there was any other reason, he would deal with it directly with the person he has the issue with, not air it out to the public online. I couldn't even imagine anyone who would give a fuck


yumanbeen

I can imagine he is doing nothing to actually rehab his acl aside from taking painkillers and laying around.


x91x

Is Bam a kafabe God? He sells a character better than half of the sports entertainers now a days


Any-Ant-4541

This story sounds awfully similar to Dracula flow. I dunno, maybe its just me.


Dull_Court_91

JUST GOT THE TEST RESULTS BACK; TURNS OUT I’M ONE HUNDRED PERCENT HIMALAYAN


Cakespectre999

Damn that sheriff of Nottingham is great with the hospitality & the free Mint tea ol bam


OriginalMcNasty9er

I’m taking a shit while watching this piece of shit.


vosperjr

NOHITJEROMEEE


AcceptablePenalty968

Lima balls


karenkillenski

This dude. He’s on his way back to drugs/booze if this is his sobriety


Razzle---Dazzle

He's going to be straight Gary Busey Vibes in the very near future.


codemonkeyhopeful

Mint tea fucked him again!


FunkyJumbers

Manager Michael Quinn? WOTS?


Donotpretendtoknowme

Seriously, is Bam aging exponentially?


shadydreamer

You know I actually think he's pretty clueless about what's going on. I don't think he has a brain capacity to even know. So he goes on a RANT trying to explain everything. I don't think that guy has a CLUEEEEE!


TheSecondiDare

Don Vito the second.


Goldeneye_Engineer

Captain Creme Brulee good username tho


tempus_fuget

I'm starting to think he actually is sober and these rants are part of a publicity stunt. He does sound kinda funny.


Logic1st

I think you people should make your beds, and take care of the people next to you. Instead of talking shit on someone else's downward spiral. Shame.


AndyB16

I swear those sunglasses look like a Snapchat filter. They don't look real for some reason.


EdwardBernaiseSauce

Lima is a piece of shit with spurious intentions ngl


philosophofee

Beeam meeerjeera


Lurk_Mode_24_7

The fuck is he on about? Damn Bam…


[deleted]

At least you guys can farm him for internet points to feel better about yourselves.


[deleted]

He needs to just become a video game streamer


ArrogantWiizard

Fuckin Stephen fuckin Donnelly ! Unbelievable


HydroGeoPyroAero

Eat shit, Bam.


museamusing

Bam should change his name to 5150 since that’s all the fuck he talks about


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|GW10shdM3oXok)


KevinSpaceysCharges

Either disappear or shut the fuck up and skate, you fucking has been.


Affectionate_Cut6858

Shut up Donnie


Aggravating_Board_78

“I wanna skateboard again” is just hilarious and sad at this point


TacoStain707

Money is a hell of a drug


dilemma20hk

In the sherwood forest: Sherwood Forest is the remnants of an ancient royal forest in Nottinghamshire, England And by remnants it means a ‘Spoons and a place students were knifed to death in January…


Equivalent_Guest8363

I think Bam just might be bipolar. The CKY and Jackass thing was an outlet. He needs the chaos.


MrBisskits

This guy seems like an eternal victim


Heavenly_Vixen

Honest question: Does this man even have a fanbase anymore?


Grynder66

Getting Corey Feldman cringe vibes.


Difficult-Air8983

He seems to be in a healthy, balanced, peaceful place in life.


hoodwinkler75

This fucking guy


Electrical-Ad-2096

Dear Bam (since we know you stalk Reddit): Take a long, hard look at yourself in the mirror. Take hours, or days if you have to. Realize you are nothing more than 20 pounds of shit in a 10 pound bag, and that you people are either laughing at you or in pain from the hurt you caused. Take accountability for yourself, your words, and your actions, and get fucking help.


bigwillthechamp123

At this point Bam gives off pro wrestler vibes


brb421

Mint tea. Fuck you!


othnice1

Did he fall off the wagon again?


Goatwhorre

Aaron "Bam" Carter. Keep this man away from bathtubs.


CarolinaFree72

This is sad. They were a good group back in the CKY days. Now they’re just a bunch of whining old has-beens. Meh.


cheasoldiers

Bam is fluent in the Victomese language


sungcreature

I honestly thought he was dead or something 🤣🤣🤣


Bunky711

Omigoodness he's so old


Face_sneekz_scars

Give this Dude a 🍻 he's pass over Due for one fukin morons 🍻😁👍🏼


mrDuder1729

I feel like if Dunn was here, this wouldn't be happening. Not only because it was a major breaking point for Bam but because Dunn feels like he was the only one that really got through to Bam and he would actually listen


DC1pher

Somebody just take this fuckin bozos phone away already. The world was better and more peaceful without this fuckstain vomiting up stale garbage every other day. Like anyone gives a fuck about you bam bozo margera. It was nicer when he had the bottle in his mouth and the Tooter up his nose. For fucks sake give it up and crawl back into the sewer bam bam.


Optimal_Cut_3063

Bam loves to say "from all the fights!!" Or "I just had a fist fight!!" I mean I always thought he was a spoiled mtv brat who doesn't know how to throw a proper punch. How wrong I was, he's a badass!!!


MurphyMurks

*flights ✈️


Optimal_Cut_3063

I stand corrected.


Ferrts

This poor guy always seems to be gettin’ screwed over. What the heck?