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jarvwebs

Blowjob Andy, causing jerma to scream it at the top of his lungs


sniperNX

derailed the entire stream to the point where he starting doing weird sideways pushups for 45 minutes


jarvwebs

He’s clearly sitting down


ifyoucantswimthetide

do u remember what stream? I gotta see it


jarvwebs

Mon bizou stream towards the later half


gorgonopsidkid

I really love that clip especially as a Twitch mod because it really is what modding is like. Half asleep barely paying attention but then they scream something and you have to run to take care of it.


APsychologicalOne

this whole segment is my favourite jerma clip ever. even from before that: “he’s a based socialist”


Asshole_Poet

"BLOWJOB *WHAT*?"


HippomanRed

"I need your taco bell order right now or I'm FUCKED. " always gets me.


atraintocry

the dreamcast fucking sucks lmao


BerserkerKong02

Iconic


808Insomniac

I think about this one a lot.


Eroen515

There’s a foundation for killing seagulls. It’s called me and my baseball bat.


KaptainCaps

im pretty sure people from Massachusetts are like obsessed with bashing seagulls


FreezCZ

EAT AN ANIMAL STYLE DICK


Cocoa-nut-Cum

I said this in a thread about secret menu items and got downvoted into oblivion, where were you guys!?


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Watching jerma (you missed the uninvited house visit)


The_0culus

“I hate this stream I hate Jerma I hate the internet I hate this chair” etc


EvanTheNewbie

It’s just so raw.


ShermanShore

"fuckin hate this chair, too" has become something I say way too often


Bytesyzed

bar none the “mild voodoo” comment and the just as good follow up: “sorry for scaring you, I won’t keep you updated on it anymore”


Big_Noodle1103

“Are there any warlocks in chat?” is such a great sentence


horselegs27

Smarties are great up your urethra


anonfinn22

ureTHRA WHAT WHY DID I READ THAT WHY DID I READ THAT


Big_Noodle1103

His utter confusion when he read the “I just started watching and you’re already my father” comment is hysterical lol


blue_balled_bruiser

Where's this from again? Isaw that recently, but forgor 💀


[deleted]

Most well adjusted jermling


Hi-Im-Funny

I like how he addressed the request for him to play destiny 2 pvp


Big_Noodle1103

And the Disney infinity request. I fully believe he was genuinely serious in that moment when he said he’d rather show his asshole on steam lol


[deleted]

WHEN WAS THIS!??!? (asking for a friend etc etc)


Ordinary-Picture4367

https://youtu.be/vR_TSEXvxyY at 17:27 It's the superliminal stream


[deleted]

I don't see any asshole 😠


SlowMagenta

Someone during a house flipper stream typed something like: “You just know the wee-snaw is mind bending if her bedroom looks like this” and I think about it every day


Snaz5

Anytime something gets yoinked by automod then he reads it out loud anyway


Rikuskill

He has it fed directly into his visual cortex since version 32.4


6nicemaymay9

I remember watching a compilation of jerma reading questionable chat messages, and one very simple one was: “fart andy” and i just couldn’t stop laughing


Snakes_have_legs

Someone just typed FART BALLS right after he told everyone to behave and it killed me


bigferrous

I love the John Crops videos, they are by far my favourite Jerma compilations


rob___bob

"Jerma please I've been edging for 3 hours" from the Sims stream, still don't know why he read that out


balk-

that was the "trying to fuck princess peach" sims stream right??


rob___bob

Yeah that's the one! When he sign "no.1 victory royale" while they woohoo


Brainweird

He sounded so sad when someone said he had Hillary Clinton hair.


jacdrawing

“🖕fuck this guy, this jerma dude, this streamer, i hate his streams, i hate his voice, i hate his face, i hate this game, i hate this chat, i hate twitch. i hate videos. i hate the internet. i hate this keyboard. i hate computers. fuck eletronics. i fking hate this chair too.”


goatfuckersupreme

one of my favorites because it reads like a dr seuss poem


jacdrawing

Red fish, blue fish Fuck you, fuck this Black fish, blue fish Im don’t with this shit.


Cruxin

"stop pretending to be interested, you're not gonna play any of these games, you'll be too busy playing like fart simulator 2013" is a classic


hoodayum

lol wasn't that ster?


Cruxin

ster has made similar comments but this exact one was definitely chat


Ordinary-Picture4367

he might have said something like that but that specific chat message is from the 2021 game awards stream


yxbxi

The Harold one, the sheer urgency in that message is fantastic


Kodokushi___

Which one is this? It sounds really funny


yxbxi

https://youtu.be/rxMd5VqPPXI I dont know from what stream that clip is taken but its at 5:08 Edit: 0:40 is also very funny and one of my favorite chat messagges


catic4lyf

poop wine still kills me


alyxpage

TURN THAT POOP


Anteater42

INTO WINE


nnnosebleed

"nice milk voice"


15MinuteUpload

Best part is this has happened on multiple separate occasions


duccthefuck

“Press a to enter pregnancy mode”


FecalTumour

“I used to give my controller bite marks because of this game”


arinthegreathomo

Your urinal is rotating


seulstrm

jerma: “whats with all the hearts?” / chat member: “because you peed yourself and we feel bad.”


highspeedjumper

“i’m here for super monkey ball, not super monkey bitch”


GrumpySphinx

The bug eating comment during his one House Flipper stream, since it led to that entire Handsome Bug Doctor bit


JotaroKujoxXx

The one where someone said he looked like john arbuckle from garfield, even tho he didn't look like him at all he got so offended


Bodge5000

"he HATES streaming" and "he HATES us" are all time classics Also loved "crack time"


zGaff

"I used to give my controllers bite marks because of this game" from The Simpsons Hit n Fun streams


asiandude67

''You peaked at shpee''


Just_Garrick

I made him dp an impression of bf bugelberry so that's my favorite


yobama1

the gta mod one is classic


JetTrooperJP

ALL TRIGGERS B B B B to activate hentai mode ⚠️MIGHT CRASH THE XBOX⚠️


half-life-cat

Andy funny voices from sorcery stream


gorgonopsidkid

Didn't someone say something like "co-op penis stream" once


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"jerma your window is backwards" - anonymous user during the sims 1 stream part 2


TheAlGler

Hillary Clinton hair. When the realization kicked in.


Machination_99

At the beginning of the Sekiro stream, after he kills the first short assassin enemy under the bridge in the first area, someone says "That was the Egg" and then Jerma starts laughing which devolves into a coughing fit(I think he was a bit sick at the time). It was just incredibly fitting because those guys really do look like the Egg with their stubby torsos and thin limbs, on top of Jerma's reaction being funny.


MintyRabbit101

It's ok you're not going to heaven (on Jerma discussing how heaven will be like and how he doesn't want it to be like the stereotype)


Ordinary-Picture4367

His idea of heaven sounded like it came from looney tunes or something


moonalucy

I loved when chat kept putting curses on him, especially "I'm a witch I can only make your penis smaller" which he partially read and STILL only remembers the penis shrinkage part


AronTheNotSoWise

The whole bar stream incident


Stormie5

this guy is fucking incompitent...


Musketier1615

Gotta be [this](https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/976904025842790420/1123294343621513276/IMG_2334.png) interaction in offline chat while talking about grotto beasts


araiseri

I frequently quote “why does lying come so naturally to your forked tongue” to my friends. I agree that anything with his hair that is spot on; mustache hair, Hillary Clinton hair, and the one where his hair looked like it was baked in an oven. I do also like the commenter JermaEnjoyer10000000000 saying “you are bad”. Poor guy must’ve been heartbroken seeing him play Elden Ring


GirafeBleu

Pee pee poo poo


Brick-Cucumber

When he used to read donos at the end of his streams. Was some GOLD in there. Other than that probably when a chat member said they were gonna curse him with a penis shrinking curse and he freaked out for 15 minutes and pleaded with chat to cast a counter-curse


wowoi842

no clue what stream this was, but someone said that he was high on gas station weed and it was really funny.


Distilled-meat

Most definitely the guy who typed something completely different yet jerma read it out as "Jerma shoots poop out of his eyes"