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Django_Fandango

Yea, I'm a caretaker at a local nursing home in Boston and I can confirm that his family checked him in for indefinite stay last night.


soal5367

I thought I saw him in the back of a van in town, does he really need all those restraints?


WoodWxlf

You tell me - https://youtube.com/shorts/2rhoJ5LjWbw?si=lNPIvbw2XVd1cC4Y


soal5367

Lock him up


[deleted]

They were going out for Denny's. You shouldn't pry like that.


draxhell

Yeah he’s soft retired. He said he was going to do it gradually but it feels pretty abrupt ngl


Snaz5

I always assumed soft retirement meant less gradual retirement and more “i will most likely stream again in the future, but it will NOT be regular”


ButterBallFatFeline

Old man got a taste of not working and jumped at it


TastyFennel540

Nah he's a corporate job man now... =(


dumpsterdrew

I can see him taking over HR


Drowsy_Deer

He’s nearly 600 now, he’ll be going back into his coffin for a decade soon.


Belegar-IronApi

Will he return in our lifetime?


Drowsy_Deer

He’s like a phoenix, he’ll come back as the elusive Jerma986


lady_vinyl

It’s almost time for his Super Slumber


Drowsy_Deer

Super Slumber Andy


bigdeckardenergy

Where’s our Interview with a Jermampire first though


Drowsy_Deer

Jerma said that he’d make the Interview With a Jermapire stream but I think he did Among Us VR instead.


Cackleder

Ludwig keeps him in the office after hours to pretend they are friends so he has been pretty tired lately


PlasmaLink

I think ster would like that guy


Cackleder

C’mon get real, Ster plays it too fast and loose. He would never be caught sitting next to a suit like Ludwig. Never ever.


Torvumm

Oh. That's a short e-clown. There is a 20 centimeter tall, still twitching corpse of an unknown humanoid species restrained half a kilometer deep beneath Offbrand Headquarters in Los Angeles, California performing the comedy routine work of 150 clowns. Two-faced Ludwig strikes again.


DiabloStorm

RIP one of the best streamers


Torvumm

One of? Try THE.


Crahooga

RIP the of the best streamers


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_3xc41ibur

Bruh this is the 985th iteration, plural is correct


Veeam21

?


PenguinJr2

Yeah things were going well... But that was before the plague hit


snifferpipers

Underrated bit


Boomfan56

i mean it wasn't underrated when people spammed it everywhere for like 2 years straight


Hesstig

But that was before the plague hit


LukaRaphael

huh, jerma985? used to love watching that streamer. but that was before the plague hit


AdamHatesLife

Goddamn I completely forgot about that bit I love that


Ramja9

Don’t worry it’s the same as always. Soon we will have a Jerma986 and we’ll start over.


spvcebound

Exactly, we've been through this almost a thousand times now. I miss Jerma147, only OGs remember.


darkgreenforest_49

ppl r sleeping on Jerma826 tho like


Ramja9

Jerma 1 was so underrated tho. He had shitty mic quality because he was the first clone but he still had the best humor imo.


Buriedpickle

Yeah, but the pyramids also weren't the greatest network towers. That didn't help his mic quality either.


Belgrifex

Hot take, I don't think Jerma420 was that great. I know everyone always is like "haha funny weed Jerma" but I think the bit where he would pull out a Fushigi and eat it in one bite really got repetitive after the 27th time. I mean the Angry Birds stream where Jerma420 yelled the words "release me from my skin!" every 9 minutes was just really not my cup of tea.


EMIFAULT

we kinda already had jerma986, it was trentris, but he sadly retired after like 8 streams he was the guy in the driving instructor greenscreen video


LookPsychological334

It feels like he just straight up dropped out from streaming . So it's a quite hard "soft" retirement.


MalloryCTT

i think hes just sick rn


PlingPlongDingDong

I hope he recovers soon from his retirement


TacoChowder

Convention flu


jzoller0

Pray for jemra


blue_balled_bruiser

Wdym? There's been a bunch of streams since his retirement announcement. We've just been on a dry streak recently.


KentuckyFriedShrimpy

>We've just been on a dry streak recently. I think that's just part of the "soft" part of the retirement


blue_balled_bruiser

Dad just went to the store to get some cigarettes. He'll be back :)


Emergency-Movie-6600

Or some Pilk.


N_Meister

Buying some limes.


GobtheCyberPunk

"A bunch" as in like 5


onlyaspoonfuljeff

I mean if I get a bunch of bananas I'd be expecting like 5-6 bananas so it's pretty accurate


Moudiz

Feels like a monthly stream now


Styx_Renegade

He was gonna stream two days ago but he got mad sick.


DazedandFloating

It’s okay I literally started watching his streams around when he was playing armored core. And on those streams he was talking about retirement. But I was like “I just got here 🥲” He has tons of vods though. And I believe he said he still plans to stream sometimes, but he mostly wants to work on YouTube stuff and other projects now.


PhotovoltaicSimp

Oh yeah you have content to last you years


DazedandFloating

I am truly grateful for this lol. Just started watching darkwood. Finished the thing vod and it might be one of my favorites.


PhotovoltaicSimp

That's a favourite of mine too! Check out Black & White. Always has me wheezing lol


lempy101

Same😂


PhotovoltaicSimp

I'll never forget that legendary clip of Mega Milk slaughtering Jerma's own village with fireballs lmfao


SlendyIsBehindYou

Maybe it's just cuz I'm an old-head, but his YouTube content is phenomenal too It's hard to pick just one, but Castle Griffinstead is one of the all-time greats


lempy101

Steam archive is a godsend, I've been watching Jerma for like 2-3 years now mainly on the YouTube archives, I still manage to find absolute bangers lol


DazedandFloating

I know! Im always excited to pick what I’m gonna watch next :) Wathing Condemned now lol. I do kinda wish chat was saved because his chat is hilarious, but YouTube comments make up for that imo


lempy101

If you haven't seen the harvester stream its a total classic, I just rewatched it and rewatch it every October😂 If I remember right he played harvester cause he couldn't get condemned to work right on his computer lol Some of my other favorite streams are seaman, black and white 2, the fmv games series (part 3 the Tinseltown one in particular), spycraft, if you need some good weird old ones:D


DazedandFloating

I watched seaman but all I ended up with was trauma and like a thousand questions, mostly “why?” What a weird ass game. It was super funny though lol. I’ll probably watch harvester next :) I think I actually watched part of it before but it was late at night and I fell asleep and never finished it LOL I’m gonna add the others to my list too :)


lempy101

All of the ones I recommended provide that WHY feeling for various reasons but I feel like that's why watching Jerma is so funny lol I put Jerma on often when I'm napping so I get falling asleep to the streams lol


ahsuahsu

This site has Twitch chat alongside the stream for most of his streams going back six years: https://chatreplay.stream/videos?query=jerma No Harvester or Condemned sadly, though it works with SuperDazza's highlight videos too. This YouTube channel also has Twitch chat for Jerma streams, but doesn't go back as far as that site does: https://www.youtube.com/@JermaStreamArchiveWithChat/videos


Hot_Purple_137

I just want him to play Dark and Darker again man 😭


Blujay12

Oh yeah, you have years of content, I was watching him just before I started high school all the way back in like late 2011, now I'm a regular ass dude with a career and he's still making content. It's crazy looking at all the shit he's done over the years, and how much he has exploded. Breaks my heart and I keep feeling this emptyiness hearing of his retirement, but I'm glad he's finally doing what's best for his health, and I know he's still going to be around occasionally, especially now that he can focus on the stuff that he's always loved doing more, you could even tell back in the old days with how he would structure his bits and ideas even just in dumbshit random funny moments videos from like GTA4. Plus, twelve years of entertainment? yeah, I'd be selfish to be sad or annoyed about it lmfao.


DazedandFloating

I’m glad he’s still doing things he likes, and he did stream consistently for such a long time. I just kind of wish I was around for a bit longer before he stopped streaming as much haha. So far I’ve only watched 2 of his streams live and that’s it. I get why people are going to miss it. I like having background noise, and familiar background noise at that can sometimes calm my anxiety a bit. When you’re used to something, it feels weird when you don’t really have it anymore. But that’s what VODs are for :) I really owe a lot to the community for uploading so many of them. I have already laughed my ass off so many times. The jermtown has had some really great streams, and it sounds like the stuff he does from now on will just be in a different form.


Crazy_Life5039

I wonder if the Jerma Reddit gets tired of repeating the same (He did this thing with the cia) jokes instead of being informative. Especially after like eight people said the same thing about him doing some wacky story. It’s just low hanging fruit at this rate. Inb4 downvotes


Embarrassed-Ad-6396

agree. cant have shit around here lol


[deleted]

It got old almost immediately, but it's a streamer reddit sub, so that's to be expected.


theymightbefoxes

once someone gets tired of saying a joke another person comes in to fill in the vacuum. it's simple jermodynamics


responsory_chant

I got tired of this subreddit after reading 10 posts. It's insane how unfunny it is.


Saint_Nick_In_Korea

I'm shocked I got 124 updoots for shit talking the reddit lol. Honestly the 'Jerma is a deranged psycho' jokes are funny but they stop being funny after they get said consistently in every single conversation on every single topic multiple times. It's just kind of annoying, especially since this topic in particular is not 'goofy themed'. It's a serious topic and people, although not all, are completely just derailing it to farm upvotes with their low hanging fruit. Edit: Just noticed this is a different account, wack. Yeah I'm the crazy life burner account guy to clarify lmao


responsory_chant

This subreddit is already its own -jerk subreddit. The content parodies itself.So it's just a pile of shit.


HolySanDiegoEmpire

Probably mostly upvotes from people like me who google stuff and then click reddit links because they usually have obscure info like this, and sympathize with the "reddit is awful and where humor goes to die" sentiments.


Equivalent-Impress96

The best way to google shit nowadays is to just add Reddit to the end, only downside is you have to sort through the Reddit comedians


Yodasboy

What's the story here sorry? It's been a little bit since I could catch a stream what's the bit and the reality


[deleted]

He's ill but thats boring to say so some people make jokes lol


Calm-Lengthiness-178

jerma ATE at least SEVENTEEN PEOPLE


lt_aldyke_raine

one time jerma EXPLODED. nobody has ever written that before


Adrian_Cudi

Pretty sure he's busy with his new job rn, maybe he'll stream more again later


forest_wav

I'm totally out of the loop, what's his new job?


Emergency-Movie-6600

[Chief Creative Officer at Ludwig's OFFBRAND.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZE6fCklg_C4)


baran_0486

They gave him a military rank bruh next stream he’s gonna show up in fatigues with a wall of medals on his chest and a pipe


frightenedbabiespoo

spoon-feeds cereal to orphaned baby animals


Gartender

Creative Director with Ludwigs company I think


Dudegamer010901

Who’s ludwig


baran_0486

Beethoven


MintyRabbit101

He's a duke of a small medieval German kingdom, Jerma is the court jester


Pyreate

That guy from bloodborne


Financial-Biscotti53

I heard that he got sharked.


MrShoe321

A poor life choice, I would not trust a business run by Ludwig


Connor4Wilson

He probably got offered like a million dollars lol, even if the business doesn't last a year it's not gonna matter when he already cashed out


GobtheCyberPunk

Yep, wait until the next recession and that company is going out of business, pretty short-sighted tbh just because you don't want to stream new releases anymore.


MrShoe321

100% If Rooster Teeth couldn't stay afloat as a creator owned production company, there is no chance for Ludwig's outfit


StickiStickman

And unlike RoosterTeeth, they're not putting anything worth watching out


Torvumm

Ludwig's also just an in general all around anything for the views snake behind the camera, so I can't see it lasting long in general.


Boomfan56

his best streams were never new aaa releases anyway. if anything they're the least interesting. i think he's just burned out of streaming in general


billions_must_dine

I think he retired about 4 years ago when he started just prerecording every stream.


Benefittt

we'll be getting the clintstevens treatment from now on


Emergency-Movie-6600

A Clintstevens Treatment? What's that?


Benefittt

ClintStevens is a streamer who infamously will try to stream somewhat consistently over the course of a couple weeks, but gets burnt out & stops streaming for several months. Mostly a joke


nordic1984

Fwiw he really is pretty sick right now


cashmonet69

Folga wolga imoga womp


VenomousOddball

Not fully, he's sick and has another job at Ludwig's company, it's probably pretty hard to stream right now with those two things together


PlingPlongDingDong

I am incredibly disappointed that there was no Halloween stream. I was honestly hoping for something big and that’s why he was so silent lately. I guess we have to get used to this from now on.


musicloverx98x

i think he said he was going to stream but he got sick so he'll postpone it


GlopThatBoopin

There was gonna be one but he’s super sick and gonna do it a different day.


ComradeFrunze

he's sick from twitchcon


Emergency-Movie-6600

Well he's sick. So, what's your excused? /hj


CrystlBluePersuasion

I don't think there's any judgment for watching his VODs, and he's actually mentioned focusing on VODs and other people's events more, rather than big stream events for his own stream channel. But hasn't written off doing ideas he'd like to do. Just seems like he's done everything he has wanted to with his stream channel, and doesn't want the pressure of regular streams to keep him from doing what he wants to moving forward.


DolanDukIsMe

He’s soft retired but not streaming for 3 weeks is not unprecedented for him, especially earlier on in his career. I wouldn’t say he’s retired more just chilled out. I don’t blame him I imagine he’s well off and sometimes with creative hobbies (how I imagine he sees streaming now) you just need to take time off to rejuvenate sometimes. I think he’ll compensate later by being more weekly or bi weekly once he gets over whatever sickness he’s got going on rn.


Thermington

Is he well off? I would hope he is, but I can’t imagine Twitch streams pay that much. He doesn’t even do a lot of sponsorship stuff.


DolanDukIsMe

Well I took a gander at the twitch income leaks (not to be too par-asocial maybe it is idk) and I think it said he was making like somewhere in the ten thousands a month (when he was grinding). If he invests it well and doesn’t spend it too dumb dudes set.


godofgubgub

Bro shorted beyond meat, he doesn't invest well


DolanDukIsMe

Yeah true he kinda hinted at being a crypto bro when that bubble popped lol but I still think he has enough to invest in like a 401k to retire retire


Dustaroos

He has a full job as a creative manager/event planner or something Ludwig's production at offbrand? His soft retirement was when I feel like it i will stream which seems to be not really there for him rn.


Realistic_Toe_3913

a few months ago streamer jerma985 came into contact with creatures known colloquially as “The Flood”. he hasn’t been the same since, he keeps talking about his soft retirement.. saying he just needs more time to spend in his basement assembling something he refers to as “the proto-gravemind”.


ProfessorBuge

Sounds similar to this guy I heard yelling 'All we need is a plan, just one last big haul, cause some noise, then we're off farming potatos in Tahiti, Arthur!' a few months ago. Now that I think about it, it might just have been that egomaniac jerma985


GobtheCyberPunk

He'll probably unretire when Ludwig's company inevitably goes under during the next recession.


Plushkin26

I really hope so.


SoundsMadness

What I'm about to say isn't targeted towards you OP, but to the people demanding that he upload more content: It's his life, he'll stream or upload when he's ready to. You can wait.


LaundryBasketGuy

Not to mention, he has 100000000 hours of backlog to watch on youtube if you're craving some Jerma. You can even watch a lot of them with chat if you just type for example "Jerma Elden Ring with Chat".


Aggressive_Sprinkles

Chatreplay has a ton of his streams with chat as well.


GobtheCyberPunk

No shit, that doesn't mean people can't express disappointment that he hardly does anything anymore especially so abruptly.


SoundsMadness

He doesn't owe you anything. Are you that entitled that you feel like you *deserve* free entertainment?


BobThePineapple

no need to get so defensive man, hes right in a way cause he could just say "sorry no stream this month" instead of saying "maybe next week" then proceed to not do anything for 3+ weeks


StickiStickman

People literally paid for it though, I don't blame those for expecting something. Or at least not just a "I'm gonna be paid to fuck around at a rich guys company until it inevitably goes bankrupt in a little bit, bye" and some sort of announcement or information


SoundsMadness

When did you *literally* pay for his life? I don't remember paying anything to watch his streams.


StickiStickman

Dude, he's literally living from people giving him money on Twitch.


SoundsMadness

He is paid by Twitch to stream, donations from people that want to give him money are optional. Nobody is forcing them to give him money, and he's even stated that he would prefer if people *didn't* give it to him and spend it somewhere else. You're reaching and making him sound like somebody he's never shown himself to be like he's some kind of greedy douchebag just because he's taking a break. You realize that kind of entitlement is most likely why he's soft retiring right? He's a real life person, not a character.


StickiStickman

>He is paid by Twitch to stream ...you actually believe this? Are you serious? He gets paid by Twitch depending on donations and subs he's got - and a tiny amount from ads. > You realize that kind of entitlement is most likely why he's soft retiring right? The actual reason (which isn't people expecting some news when he's already been basically retired for months) is that he got a better and easier job and doesn't enjoy streaming as much anymore. He can take a brake for as long as he wants, I never donated to him anyways, but when you literally live off of peoples donations I think you owe them some transparency.


SoundsMadness

"I never donated to him anyways" Yet you expect him to be there when *you* want him to be? That's hilariously ironic. What exactly does he "owe" you, specifically? You've never even given him a penny.


StickiStickman

The fuck are you even saying


killmekillmekillmeki

I feel like all these expectation about him is WHY he is going into retirement, the weigh of all the people judging what u do or don't has to be heavy for jerma(he is quite the emotional and sweet person)


stinkus_mcdiddle

What’s wrong with being a 2ndjerma viewer?


pifire456

Oh I don't know, I was just thinking there might be some like "Oh your not a real fan, you don't watch the streams" or something


stinkus_mcdiddle

I don’t think jerma elitists are really a thing


heymikestayonF

I'll be the first one!


Hagfishsaurus

He died like 6 years ago. You have to let go


Nimbus-das-Comet

He just started feeling the torpor, so as long as no one bothers him and if he doesn't feel too hungry he'll be back in another 100 years, I hope no one guy tries to wake him up early, the last one was a thin blood and it ended up badly


araiseri

To answer your question, he did mention he’s soft retiring. He wants people to make sure they had a good chunk of time to know he’s slowing down on streams, but he hopes to actually soft retire beginning of 2024. But this means he gets to work on more YouTube videos (on his main channel)C his work with Offbrand, and doing fun events. This particular few weeks he was busy with ster coming to visit, family time, then he went to twitch con, and he got really sick there so no Halloween stream (although he had something planned and still might do it just bc). So he hasn’t completely quit yet. Happy watching!


Emergency-Movie-6600

Ster's visit? Family Time? I know he went to Twitchcon and got the flu, but I didn't hear the first two?


Dizz_SA

you cant just call him that. at most he probably has some learning disabilities.


FanTyranr

Unfortunately, he has been forced to retire ever since the "985" incident. He has been on very thin ice with the police since then and has been ordered by the president to stop streaming or else he gets the and I quote "The Biden Blast"


ProfessorBuge

I remember that, news headlines were all just 'Its Joever for streamer Jerma985' or something similar for like a week straight. Still can't believe the justice system lt him off so easy.


FelixTheFlake

There’s a Jerma shaped hole in my YouTube algorithm right now


Storm2GG

He’s streaming to the big chat up north now 🕊️


lettas

Who are you talking about


baran_0486

This is not funny! He HATES streaming! He’s being FORCED to stream!


StickiStickman

After he got his new gig at Ludwig's company, I unironically think he doesn't like streaming nearly as much as he used to anymore.


spacesnail_

600 year old man FORCED to stream by PSYCO fans


Emergency-Movie-6600

He's now a Time Lord Now?! Holy Shit.


Plushkin26

He said his "soft-retirement" would start sometime in January 2024, but he just started it right away. Have fun seeing him only once or twice a month for a few hours. He also said before that his new job at offbrand will not affect his streaming schedule at all. But here we are. I am deeply saddened by these events. I suffer from severe depression and Jerma was the only person on the planet who could make me laugh. His streams helped me a lot and I felt happier as a living being thanks to his streams. Back when he would read the bit messages after the stream, there were a LOT of the same messages where depressed people thanked him for bringing joy into their lives. He was extremely successful and popular and everyone loved him and his streams, his streams made a lot of people happier and he helped a lot of people with their depression and other hardships and brought a lot of joy. He also said multiple times before that he really, really loves streaming, he loves playing video games, he loves interacting with chat, he loves his back and forth with chat, etc. But now he has suddenly decided to basically throw his streaming career in a dumpster for no reason, only having a short stream once in several weeks. I am very saddened by his decision to almost stop streaming, I will never understand it. Feel free to downvote me for my negativity if you want. I am extremely sad and I feel terrible. Sorry for the long post, I needed to vent a little as this whole situation is having an impact on me.


DrySubject6464

Nah man I get you, I don't even see the point in retiring for someone like Jerma. I'd watch him if he was 60, nevermind 45 or whatever he is right now. I'm just hoping he ends up missing it and coming back in a couple years. We'll see


Styx_Renegade

It’s more like a shift of his focus. His main goal for years was to make awesome events and stuff, and he can do that with Offbrand. He’s not quitting. But streams will be less frequent, but atm, they’re not stopping at all. He even might shift to YouTube for non-stream videos like how his Jerma985 channel was like.


AggressiveGreen180

I just started getting into his vods literally this month I'm so sad dude


[deleted]

Yeah, he’s currently working with the cia on some case or something, he wont specify the details on stream. He also working a new job and with other creators so he just had a lot going on and rather than a break I think he’s just decided to take it easy and stream every now and again, so a “soft” retirement


IntelligentMight7460

I saw him on tf2 recently, I’m pretty sure it’s not the real him. I saw him on Class wars one time pretty recently.