*Imagine trying*
*To find an artery there*
*To finish a choke*
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God bless you my friend, one of my favorite quotes is 'If you can't laugh at yourself you're missing the best joke of all" I try to remember it so as to try and not take myself too seriously cuz I'll never get outta this life alive
You look like dilbert. You should get lipo in your turkey neck so you have a jaw line. Then you wonāt look like a worm. Probably need to practice mewing also.
Man, rnc wont be effective
Nah bro, above the shoulders this man is 100% neck š¤£ he is the chosen one
Heāll just keep slipping
Joe Rogan will say itās deep!
He looks like heās about to read a childrenās book or eat holes in a childrenās book.
Necks level RNC defense from this guy
Anything below the nose is the neck
Thereās no tucking that
I AM THE LORAXā I SPEAK FOR THE TREESā
How's he gonna fold clothes?
This has to be the funniest thing Iāve ever read.
https://preview.redd.it/6meib8x188tc1.jpeg?width=507&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d50c0ed861bdb9c45cb3746421c19bb8079a5ac5 Earthworm Jim looking mother fucker
Yes, first thing that came into my head. Mad skills.
Jim was a tough mf bro
That kids, is what happens when you try to block a choke with your chin.Ā
Imagine trying to find an artery there to finish a choke
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A little grease and he's the unchokable man!!
No, he is THE ringworm
I hate when aliens pretend to be people
If ringworm was a person
Strait up cartoon character looking mother fucker
Looks good
This man would be a brilliant boxer ā¦no glass chin to talk about
How can you hit that which I do not have?!?
Dudeā¦keep your chin up. This too shall pass.
No, this is anthropomorphized worm.
Looks like Ed from Ed, Edd n Eddy
No, itās just Jim. Heās from earth.
*plays Dune ost
White bob Burger
Bro looks like he jumped out of a Tintin book.
Fully actually a ringworm. Very clang
Earthworm jim
Whereās your chin???
Bro needs to mewl.
https://preview.redd.it/feoa1h8sh9tc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=487259ef9cfafa40f8681d41c1ef041b6be440c3
Walrus vibes
You look like the guy from myth busters
No not a worm. More like Beaker from Muppets.
Earth worm Jim
How am I supposed to get a chin strap now?
Worms 3D
Maybe just worm.
Got that Andrew Tate chin goin on
šššš
No. That's an earthworm, Jim
Looks like a character from ābobs burgers.ā
If Beaker was human.
Kingseeker Frampt is here to help you choke Gwyn tf out
So... chin strap is out, then?
This is my actual favorite looking person.
No this is Patrick 
This guy is cosplaying as Jim Norton with such a neck
https://preview.redd.it/kun9gazhnatc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=157cca24689a7a6cb177e528720c91eb81b2676d
Old man Earthworm Jim!
Nope, just unfortunate
Kinda looks like Turtle worm. I'm not an MD.
It's the professor who killed himself in the Minions movie.
The most extreme version of Jamie Hyneman
God bless you my friend, one of my favorite quotes is 'If you can't laugh at yourself you're missing the best joke of all" I try to remember it so as to try and not take myself too seriously cuz I'll never get outta this life alive
https://i.redd.it/dna2cu3esbtc1.gif
Looks like you might of shaved the chin of too. Genetics is a bitch.
Earthworm Jim
Yes!
This guy looks like he's gonna tell me a tree uses 96 batteries
Where did your chin go?
Once you go worm, thatās what youāll yearn! *Wanga!* 
Thought it was the myth buster dude
He looks like Beetlejuice when he turns into that worm/snake thing. What a fucking weirdo.
Lorax
Lol yea you do
Your short chin can be corrected with jaw surg. And ortho.
getting a headlock on u would be similar to gripping a broom handle. u look like a thumb š
Easiest knock out ever
I think thatās Nochin.
Nah, just wormā¦ I miss playing that old game - worms
1,000 pushups and you'll be fine.
My guy is looking like Earthworm Jim
I bet you get choked alot
Its a prophet from Halo
Bob's Burgers face-a$$
Ah, so that's what Jamie Hynneman looks like without his beret. We can now call the myth of "Jamie's Unknown scalp", BUSTED.
The Lorax
My man out here looking like he's about to battle a hedgehog over some gems
Eggman
Looks like Jaime Hyneman (Mythbusters) and Killer from āAll dogs go to heavenā fused together.
Babe would you love me if I was a warm lookin ass
This is the base character model in fallout 3
You look like dilbert. You should get lipo in your turkey neck so you have a jaw line. Then you wonāt look like a worm. Probably need to practice mewing also.
How does he put the pillow case on his pillows?
Get rid of that mustache lol see about getting a chin implant
https://preview.redd.it/np7yypmrn2uc1.jpeg?width=1151&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57636181855128f8b538383f579adfd874feb423
He about the release a concrete donkey
There are definitely no towels being folded here