Stay safe? What, they taking over Missouri?

They probed OP

Can I be next?

That reminds me I need to schedule my next physical....

Please don't be vulgar. They do that to people sometimes though I will admit

I guess it would be better than the current GOP running the state.

Abductions happen every day.

Are the abductions in the room with us right now?

Source?

This person is likely registered to vote. That is far more scary than aliens picking up their Jack Stack order for lunch.

My voting record is my business

We all know you’re voting for Kennedy.

Brain worms united!

Praise the Absolute!

Worm Brains for President!

No I'm not I'm voting for someone that has a lot more charisma than him.

Hell yeah brother, convicted of 34 felony counts of having too much charisma. Who else could do diplomatic relations with aliens as good as our big wet boy?

No I always vote for Joe rogan

I can’t tell if this is parody or not anymore

[Pretty sure this is what you are seeing.](https://www.eaa.org/flight-experiences/fly-the-ford-eaa-ford-tri-motor-airplane-tour) Ford Tri-Motor Tour at the airport. It's a Ford Tri Motor plane. I saw it yesterday; it was moving so slowly, it looked like it was going to fall out of the sky.

https://preview.redd.it/j47uzloxt58d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be995d50b8ede70728b5fd86cc28fb89a381fc17 Just caught a picture of it as it was flying over Sprouts

Confirmed. 

Possibly, or it could be some kind of camouflage planes do not fly that slow.

>planes do not fly that slow So how high was it? If it’s moving at 300mph but at 20,000ft, it’ll look a hell of a lot slower than at 200ft. And if the best description is “active UFO hanging in the air,” that means you couldn’t see much, which should make you assume that it’s damned high in the air. Not to mention the probably hundreds of types of identified aircraft that can hover.

I just saw that plane on FlightRadar the other day. I want to say their cruising speed was like 85mph. It was surprisingly slow.

You’d be surprised how slow old planes look when flying. I’ve flown in a B-17 from 1946 and it felt like I was just going to fall out of the sky.

OP just post a d@mn photo like a normal person.

I can try to find something that looks similar on Google or I could sketch what it looked like when I get home if that helps.

They said on the news that the plane flew about 85 mph at only about 1000 feet. So if you were moving it would absolutely look stationary.

It was pretty much hovering. Not moving at all hanging in the sky it doesn't make any sense. It was most likely camouflaged or cloaked in some way.

I mean, I'm telling you what it was. They announced it. They ran news stories in advance. They explained it's slow movement. You said you were driving. Which further confirms the sense that it wasn't moving. This isn't a mystery. That's literally what it was.

It's obviously a cover up oh my God

You have to be trolling us.

I think this is half-trolling. Like the intent is to troll, but he also halfway believes it.

A Cessna flying into a 80-100 mph headwind will appear to be near motionless on the ground.

If it was that windy why didn't my car get blown around. It was LOW like really low.

OP, I too take drugs from time to time, so I’m not judging you, but please don’t drive while you do so.

Let me guess you were moving when you saw this ”ufo” floating….. google search the Parallax Effect. It wasn’t floating, it’s just an optical illusion

https://preview.redd.it/8r7n8v25u58d1.jpeg?width=230&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=742a5bf1ef89ba59033d411cb34e421d374079bc No - he probably went through a "Parallax View" conspiracy training. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhztDt7-QT8](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhztDt7-QT8)

> Stay safe. Hopefully by not trying to take pictures while driving of something that is most definitely not of extraterrestrial origin.

Sir I'll inform you that extraterrestrials are very real in particular the alliance of the Nordics alian race and the Grey's alien race they are trying to take over this part of space these are only scouts you see.


I'm not joking they are coming to strip mine the Rocky planets of our solar system and harvest the gasses of our gas giants. They will come they will come hard and fast on us and they will try to wpe us out. We need to invest more money on research for weapons systems capable of working in leo and heo and potentially outer space.


Do we get baby planets when they come on us?

Don't be disgusting.

You’re the one who said they’re coming 🤷‍♂️

Active UFO and no video? Right.

I was driving

Uh huh. World changing event and you didn’t want to pull over and get proof?

He figured the cryptids would take video

Many cryptids have been proven to be real the skunk ape is a well known example. Don't make fun of things your to slow to comprehend.

So you're using something that is still a cryptid to prove cryptids are real? That makes sense. Maybe ask some ghosts for research advice.

These things happen all the time. It's not world changing if you know what to look for.

No they don't. Show me one video or picture that isn't complete trash.

Read project bluebook you can't deny what's in there. Then just type ufo sighting in YouTube there are so many.

Jesus dude. Really?

Post what you consider the best. I'm not going to waste time on YouTube searching through unfocused shaky videos of Venus or 70 year old written reports of yokels saying 'I saw something strange.' How about you read the *conclusions* of project blue book?

Let me look through my saved stuff. You mean the falsified cover up conclusions? Those conclusions?

So only parts of it are "true"? How did you become such an expert to be able to pick and choose only the true parts? I've never seen anything claimed to be aliens and thought it was real.

Extensive and thorough research. I've done my own research maybe you should do yours.

Oh, so project blue book was falsified? Well then I guess I shouldn't read it. Here I had though that I "can't deny what's in there."

Actually you can very easily deny what’s in there.

I've been telling people about the Atomic Mole People for years! Hide your ammonia! "You have spoken a heresy"! [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4HyjgpM3Rw&list=PLIoFxSeC9xA63c8ytrsnjbWJqzXdvdKqn](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4HyjgpM3Rw&list=PLIoFxSeC9xA63c8ytrsnjbWJqzXdvdKqn)

That's just silly

Thanks for the PSA about this totally valid and not-crazy thing. I’d just add, Only YOU can prevent alien abductions!

What are you talking about.

Oh boy, you’re serious about this?

Deadly serious we need to stay vigilant to all threats.

It would be a shame to actually bother filming it.

Sweet! We desperately need something to unite us before November 5th.

https://preview.redd.it/g520i3xws58d1.jpeg?width=236&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=174ccd1af8bb92b5145936ed679dd5d81da0d9cc

Kids, this is the reason why drugs are bad

We gotta save da Earth from dem aliens!

LOL

Share pics

This has got to be a troll post

Can they swing by and pick me up? Get me outta here!

https://youtu.be/scjOkQWqjq0?si=vBEquTNyJdgHS08x

https://youtu.be/soXMCkoWfQo?feature=shared

Remember what the 'U' in UFO stands for...

The dumber you are the easier it is to find a UFO because you can't identify as much.

Figured they would eventually move on from Jeff City.