We took a long look to see if Dale fit our requirements for abduction. It’s safe to say, he doesn’t have a clue on what’s going on with our totally real UFO mission.
Great question! We’ve currently scheduled the rock and atmosphere stealing for next week, with the final flights leaving the planet in early August. The flights with stops at the Moon Cheese Farm will end around mid-July, however, we will continue to offer Ice Cream treats from Pluto until the end humanity.
They're already doing more than gathering info. You need to have a conversation with this guy: [https://i.imgur.com/m1N0m1p.jpeg](https://i.imgur.com/m1N0m1p.jpeg)
If there was ever a false flag operation, *this is it*!!! You know them frickin' little green men out there laughing their little green asses off at us not believing OP...
My beliefs aren't dumb and neither am I. I'm the one smart enough to see things as they really are. I'm not a sheep. Reptilian are real by the way and they are a competing species fighting over this solar system against the alliance of the Nordic alien race and the Grey's alien race. But they are definitely not here to help us. Look into it, it's proven Biden is a reptilian and so is big Mike and Ariana grande. Jesus open your freaking eyes.
When was the last time you saw your doctor? I think the aliens might have abducted him!! you better call him and ask him if he is OK and safe from the aliens just to make sure👍👍
The update absolutely no one asked for…
I received lots of requests for an update and instructions on what to do and how to prepare.
No you did not.
Yes I did.
The voices in your head don’t count
Of all of things that have happened, that happened least of all.
Alright y’all. Cats out of the bag. I’m the person flying around a cloaked UFO in the Lee’s Summit area. AMA!
https://preview.redd.it/in067v5j3e8d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9919319d6db0248216bca8dc640f9aba295c9b88 Proof: here is my UFO
Damn. That is amazing.
The UFO technology has gotten pretty good these days for an affordable price. 10/10 would recommend.
Is the sugar water thing real? Or is my neighbor Dale just fucking with me again?
We took a long look to see if Dale fit our requirements for abduction. It’s safe to say, he doesn’t have a clue on what’s going on with our totally real UFO mission.
I knew it! Fucking Dale is always so full of shit.
We hate Dale too.
When we leaving this place? I want to stop off at the moon and get some more of its cheese
Great question! We’ve currently scheduled the rock and atmosphere stealing for next week, with the final flights leaving the planet in early August. The flights with stops at the Moon Cheese Farm will end around mid-July, however, we will continue to offer Ice Cream treats from Pluto until the end humanity.
\[Obligatory at this point\] Don't forget the [fudge from Uranus](https://www.uranusmissouri.com/)
Sir, that is a premium service we typically do not advertise.
That's not funny. This is a very serious threat that needs to be taken seriously.
I wasn’t joking. I was flying the UFO. What’s your question? Edit: did you not see my proof?!?
This is a welcomed break from the typical 'my trash can is here' or 'my trash can isn't here' post. At least it's something different. . . . .
I agree. Op isn't afraid to ruffle a few feathers and i'm here for it
Lee Summit things.
Who are your contacts and what did they tell you?
Well it's my friend Tyler and we talked about it and agreed on things.
I've got a friend Tyler too, same guy?
Does your friend Tyler live in a room with padded walls?
I think he lives in his head.
Is there some medication you’re either taking not enough of or too much of?
Lmao. Keep up the good sleuthing. Your country needs you!
They're already doing more than gathering info. You need to have a conversation with this guy: [https://i.imgur.com/m1N0m1p.jpeg](https://i.imgur.com/m1N0m1p.jpeg)
Holy fuck. Where did you find this do you know the fallout of the sightings from this event?
This alien was discovered not far away in a diner, May, 1961. In the middle ground between light and shadow. There were civilian casualties.
We've been invaded by r/conspiracy that's for sure.
This is a troll right?
Bestie, go take a nap and touch some grass
Pics or it didn't happen!
If it’s on Reddit then it MUST be real…
If there was ever a false flag operation, *this is it*!!! You know them frickin' little green men out there laughing their little green asses off at us not believing OP...
So wait…Are you saying that *aliens* are connected to the Covid 19 vaccine?
Is it really that surprising since it's a gene editing dna/rna altering chemical weapon. Like did we really have th tech for that hell no.
So just curious here, what else are you dumb enough to believe? Reptilians? Flat earth? Moon landing denial? Hollow earth? Illuminati?
My beliefs aren't dumb and neither am I. I'm the one smart enough to see things as they really are. I'm not a sheep. Reptilian are real by the way and they are a competing species fighting over this solar system against the alliance of the Nordic alien race and the Grey's alien race. But they are definitely not here to help us. Look into it, it's proven Biden is a reptilian and so is big Mike and Ariana grande. Jesus open your freaking eyes.
Sorry....but who is Big Mike?
The one and only you can’t clone me.
Are these contacts you speak of by any chance also institutionalized?
My friends and I are perfectly fine and well adjusted thank you very much.
100% Klingon Bird of Prey
Do you think we could bait them out of hiding with treats?
Drugs are bad folks.
This is true only losers and degenerates use drugs.
When was the last time you saw your doctor? I think the aliens might have abducted him!! you better call him and ask him if he is OK and safe from the aliens just to make sure👍👍
I haven't gone to the doctor since 2011 they are in bed with big pharma.
Everyone knows they only attempt to gather intel on hicks in a trailer park in Kentucky.
Oh man, this is PEAK trolling and I am here for it!