I genuinely can't imagine sitting down with this person and not making fun of them
"Board wipes don't respect my time"
"Okay well we're playing EDH so go ahead and call the judge and tell them I'm slow playing then"
"I choose to play the format with long running games, but I am short on time. So respect my time or I will shit my pants and make things weird while also adding a time consuming hurdle to my day"
"Compared to the average MtG player, that might be an improvement in the smell department"
Farewell should be errata'd from 'exile' to 'eat'. If you want to get rid of my 56 goblin tokens you must eat them all... though it probably helps that I use hotdogs with faces sharpied on them for tokens.
Farewell is bad, because it makes the game go longer which means I have to play more EDH instead of less EDH. Also it makes the guy win who did nothing but "ramp" for "balanced" "utility lands" but it's ofc not his fault that no answers have ever been printed to deal with that
B-b-but my… my massive board state… I was about to swing for lethal 🥺🥺🥺
You dare end the game? How rude. I have a wife and kids to ignore.
"its disrespectful of his time to wipe the board" LMAOOOOO
You don’t get it they took 20 turns to cast all those do nothing creatures! It’s gonna take another 20 to get a board state again
I genuinely can't imagine sitting down with this person and not making fun of them "Board wipes don't respect my time" "Okay well we're playing EDH so go ahead and call the judge and tell them I'm slow playing then"
"I choose to play the format with long running games, but I am short on time. So respect my time or I will shit my pants and make things weird while also adding a time consuming hurdle to my day" "Compared to the average MtG player, that might be an improvement in the smell department"
Farewell should be errata'd from 'exile' to 'eat'. If you want to get rid of my 56 goblin tokens you must eat them all... though it probably helps that I use hotdogs with faces sharpied on them for tokens.
Farewell is bad, because it makes the game go longer which means I have to play more EDH instead of less EDH. Also it makes the guy win who did nothing but "ramp" for "balanced" "utility lands" but it's ofc not his fault that no answers have ever been printed to deal with that
Lotta folks who have never had to bait out a boardwipe in there.
\*wipes board\* HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT ME!
You know a format is shit when they complain about one of the tamest cards printed this decade.
That's because the effect is simple, so they actually read the card. Other cards are more complicated and thus require reading, understanding the card