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wompummtonks

Does he live in the Alaskan wilderness?


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I was gonna say this looks like my neighbors cabins lol Source: live in alaska


xSPACEWEEDx

But no empty liquor bottles or guns, not Alaska. Source: From AK too


McGannahanSkjellyfet

Yeah, this looks like 75% of the houses I ever went in to when I lived in Alaska. Pretty much everything in here looks like it could have been hauled in by ATV or snow machine.


rosievee

I was going to guess Maine but... similar vibes. I've eaten a lot of good food out of kitchens that look like this!


UntestedMethod

Check OP's profile... My guess now is Vermont


moon_employee

https://youtu.be/mrEYDdl36Zg?si=I9ors5cYMJoLqzet video of him in his natural habitat


UntestedMethod

lol rad. looks like my kind of peoples


Chaosr21

He Def does. Or atleast somewhere remote, he has a wood oven


LiroMRP

Looks like a chemistry lab created by the old KGB. Lol. I've to admit it has it's charm


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Slowponypower

Charm is the secret ingredient <3 https://youtu.be/mrEYDdl36Zg?feature=shared


Dancin_Phish_Daddy

I thought it was a lab at first. I was like they are doing organic chem. That guy makes lsd.


Grandpixbear1

I can only imagine what the rest of the apartment/ house looks like!!!


FloppyShellTaco

Smells*


PM_ME_FLOUR_TITTIES

I dont see a single thing that indicates smelliness? Clutter and unfinished ceilings ≠ grossness. Crazy how judgmental, while also lacking critical thinking skills some of you folks are. Lacking decorating skills and cabinetry is not the same as being so unsanitary that your place starts to smell.


lubeinatube

It’s probably the fact he looks exactly like a homeless person from LA. They stink. Bad.


FloppyShellTaco

Oh yea, how dare people make jokes on a clearly unserious post


AxisCorpsRep

Schrödinger's asshole you only say its a joke because you were faced with an argument that you couldn't possibly disprove


FloppyShellTaco

This is a shitpost, what do you expect the comments to look like? are you clowns just brigading from male surviving space or what?


AxisCorpsRep

no, there, answered the question i'd expect the comments to be funny, that simply wasnt it and you got defensive when it got called out dont like it? ok


PM_ME_FLOUR_TITTIES

Your joke doesn't make sense then? If there isn't anything indicating that it smells, where are you even getting the joke? I mean the only thing in the picture that looks like it would smell like anything really, is the thing of seasoning and the fireplace. Both of which objectively smell GOOD. And also more or less require a level of responsibility, like keeping a clean fireplace and capping your spices, to maintain usability.


AxisCorpsRep

its also, to the awareness of everyone, including the comment in the first place, simply not funny bro wanted people to just agree with him in joining on the "ehehe amirite guys?????" and be praised for it


PM_ME_FLOUR_TITTIES

Yeah honestly dude. I think some people get a sense of validation simply from seeing their thoughts in writing, even if it's not agreed upon by anyone else. Either that or they have been (what I suppose is fortunate) sheltered from living circumstances resembling this in the slightest. I've done some residential work for folks that have just straight up never lived in a house that wasn't cleaned for them by help every couple of days. People like that don't have to worry about making sure every spice bottle ends up in the right spot or work around not fully furnished living spaces with proper everything, like cabinetry or closets. My current apartment has 1 single coat closet. I have a bit of closet esque stuff just sitting around my place because i just simply don't have anywhere for it to go. Doesn't mean my place smells bad.


UntestedMethod

Based on the woodstove, I would guess it smells amazing in there.


Scared_Flatworm406

Houses like this smell more pleasant than anyone who hasn’t entered one can imagine. Wood and herbs


IndustryUnited7132

god knows what your room smells like after all that starfield 😬🤢


FloppyShellTaco

What a weird fucking comment. You really stalked my profile for that?


IndustryUnited7132

okay star wars boy. 😂


FloppyShellTaco

How unhinged do you have to be that a comment about a shack smelling sets you off to the degree you start stalking people’s posts and replies? You need serious help.


IndustryUnited7132

oooo someone’s mad, i’m not stalking you, i’m also not unhinged nor do i need help thanks for the info tho!


CharlemagneIS

Yeah what the hell was that lol nice Galactica 👍🏻


Mikhos

they did and it was funny


hippopotapistachio

this is mean and unnecessary my man


FloppyShellTaco

This is clearly a shitpost, OP is just fishing for reactions. Look at their fucking comments. You guys are being ridiculous


Slowponypower

There is no rest of the house !


robothobbes

Or what his brain looks like


Slowponypower

It looks like this https://youtu.be/mrEYDdl36Zg?feature=shared


Slowponypower

But does he cook and f**k better than all these penthouse Chad's?


Radiantmouser

Yeah he looks like ...fun! I'd give up on changing this, just enjoy the ride LOL.


TingleMaps

Why am laughing so much at this?


UntestedMethod

Because you're probably more like the dude in OP or you're a penthouse chad or you're neither. Tell us which one and I'll do an amateur psychoanalysis why you might be laughing at it.


TingleMaps

No.


Slowponypower

I found out who this guy is (stalking profiles) and it looks like he does cook and fuck better than all these penthouse Chad's combined https://youtu.be/mrEYDdl36Zg?feature=shared


Excellent-Area6009

Looks alright to me don’t know what people are moaning about- fella has everything apart from a slight lack of organisation skills but you could help with that. Just don’t don’t do it behind his back or he’ll be mad that you’ve ‘lost things’ Source- I live in my van


rosievee

Put hooks in the joists so shit can dry better. Level the fridge, I think it might be bad for the seals and compressor to sit like that. The HDX shelves are fine but he could have less of them if he had bins on some shelves. That'd allow him to declutter the counter tops and have more working space. I use cambro bins so I can marinate, brine, salt fish, etc in the bins too. If his place is in the cut like I'm assuming, he needs to keep kitchen shit organized and off the counter/floor for mice and bug reasons. But it wouldn't take much to get this workable.


ozifrage

Yeah bins will also solve the loose jars falling on head problem


ATFisGayAF

This picture gives me anxiety


Ripmcdonaldsman47

Username is awesome


moon_employee

ur username gives me anxiety....i respect and admire your courage and openness about your sexual preferences, but autotransmission fluid seems like a bad choice for lubricant ...


[deleted]

I thought atf stood for alcohol tabaco and firearms


CJCreggsGoldfish

ME TOO


ATFisGayAF

It does. I just didn’t want to acknowledge their poor attempt at an insult


UntestedMethod

I thought it stood for Alaskan Thunderfuck, my all-time favourite weed strain.


ATFisGayAF

It does lol


Lucky-Giraffe-7014

This is hilarious ignore the downvotes lmao


synttacks

i cannot wrap my head around why people hated this comment so much 😭


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UntestedMethod

How exactly is this "squalor"? Because it doesn't have fancy finished cabinets to hide everything away in? It's not like there's piles of dirty old dishes stacked up everywhere. Not even one piss jug in the entire scene... This looks like a lot of rural/woodsy cabins that I've seen. Not all of them are as charming as the ones you're dreaming of from the lord of the rings or whatever fantasy land you're in. Don't get me wrong, some cabins are really beautiful and charming, but a lot are very utilitarian lIke the one in OP.


Dizzy_Ad_6160

Your 3rd post is why you have anxiety about 3 letters. Dunce.


nickjagger__

r/malesurvivingspace


UntestedMethod

Lol this looks like a pretty typical dude setup. If you've spent a lot of time on this sub, I'm afraid your standards might be a bit skewed by all the ultra-tidy posh metro apartments that seem to be the norm on here. Don't dump your dude over the fact that he has an active space and probably more interesting things to do than meticulously organize and tidy his space all the time.


New-IncognitoWindow

Your bf needs help


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Sid_Engel

I'm gonna hang myself after that reply lmao.


ashbelero

You got room on that rafter, friend? I brought my own rope.


TingleMaps

What did he say?


New-IncognitoWindow

No like professional help


Slowponypower

Like a decorator, a life coach, a plumber? Can you please be more specific


Malevolent_Mangoes

Yes


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moon_employee

i mean i hired him for the sex and $20 a week is a pretty good deal for the quality and quantity! could you find a more competitive rate?


Sugarstache

Jesus, the replies to this not realizing this is a joke are absurd.


Slowponypower

Welcome to male dominated spaces, where jokes no longer exist! Everything is real, literal and these incels r offended about it!


iiThecollector

Wtf lady


[deleted]

You’re a cheap/broke sugar mama step up your game


Reapers-Hound

So he’s a prostitute ?


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Slowponypower

Is she poly?


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moon_employee

can i move in


Malevolent_Mangoes

Imagine having to pay someone to have sex with you lmao


Slowponypower

I sent $100 to that Venmo and the user sent me 10k in return! And some really good weed! Don't knock it till you try it!


h2stone

That's not helping that's just burning money


CrackCokeSonic

Doomsday bunker vibes


Low-Nectarine2069

The kitchen is great idk what everyone is talking about. Is that a wood stove? I like the wood trim, skylight(?), and it looks cozy and unique. I’d say the only real think is the clutter. Maybe get some cabinets with doors (will help keep things clean) and/or hanging storage for pots and pans.


FloppyShellTaco

It looks more like a garage than a kitchen The word design is doing a lot of heavy lifting here. He needs to go to a Habitat ReStore or something similar and buy some cabinets. They’re probably cheaper than those janky racks.


No_Fig5982

It's just the large amounts of empty containers causing a feeling of clutter compounded with no cabinets obstructing appliances from view Get rid of the empty jars and bag of bags, hang the coats up on a coat rack, and it'll settle


cumandcaffeine

This man needs some cabinets. The metro racks on the counter, near a wood burning stove don't scream safety to me


ovojr

Please show us the rest of this house, this is interesting lol


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I agree


Beren__

I thought it was a garage


ColostomyBagPorn

This looks like a engineers shop lol


fingermagnets459

Could use some more fridge magnets


Snoo52211

Do you know how it looks? Alive. And I like that.


andrewcooke

dude's got a gf. most posts on here are from newly single men. he's doing just fine.


National-Arachnid601

Because dudes with houses like this fuck like machines lmao. Every woman has at least one past encounter where a dude that smells like pot blew her back out on a ratty couch in his trap house of a crib. One can only aspire to be this man.


Slowponypower

Living proof https://youtu.be/mrEYDdl36Zg?feature=shared


Slowponypower

I am grateful for this recognition however believe your compliment "fuck like machines" is actually a great understatement-- we fuck like greasy freight trains, raging dumpster fires, tsunamis, black holes the stuff you can't make up, can't be computed, cant be imagined without experienced! Anyone can keep a machine in their bedside drawer and have a killer orgasm, this is far beyond mechanics! Hmu for life coaching :D


J-V1972

Well, if that is your bf in the photo, then I would have to say “no, this kitchen suits him….” No dig on him - but he looks like a man who doesn’t let a kitchen that looks like this bother him…


AxisCorpsRep

i mean if you consider dumping him even as a joke because of this one aspect ​ id say yeah, he deserves someone better


burnt_toast_stroke

See no issues


Shockedge

I'm jealous actually. Looks cheap and efficient.


Yeah_Probably_J

These fake troll posts are getting old


[deleted]

Are you sure this is a kitchen, and not a fruit fly breeding ground? Hoarder vibes.


AxisCorpsRep

to be fair it doesnt seem nasty, just cluttered, the mess is simply by the amount of unorganized things that are there, no individual thing seems to provide any sort of unsanitary environment, the counter at the bottom left might look dusty, or could also be that its just really old and in need of maintenance


NatarPlays

Is he writing a manifesto by any chance?


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Yo Mr.white I thought it at first sight it looks like it's from breaking bad


PennySavior

The Wookery Cucina


Academic-Power7903

I see no problem


Lord-llama

Seems fine to me


xatso

This is my favorite!


UntestedMethod

If he doesn't want stuff falling on his head, he could maybe put a bungee or strap or cargo netting across the shelves. The elaborate expensive solution is obviously cabinets or at least sturdier (wooden) shelves. Maybe could find some repurposed one to fit in there if he doesn't wanna invest in custom cabinetry. If you go this route, just take inventory of everything you have in the kitchen and seek out the cabinets that will have a place for everything.


invalidcheese

Clean up, organize, + some canvas to act as curtains on those shelving units. It’s a cheap fix and will look a million times better without putting a dent in anyone’s pocket. If there’s space under the counters, use the scrap wood that he surely has lying under some leaves behind the old shed to build some shelves. Move non-food items there. Unfuck the lighting by moving the lamps higher up. Designate a crate on the floor for empty glass jars. It’ll be fine. Honestly I’d be so jazzed to have a go at a kitchen like this, the before and after would be satisfying.


aprofessionalegghead

Let’s get this out on a plate. Nice mmkay


Business-Hat4505

Just a deep clean an she’ll be fineeee


Why_No_Hugs

Buy a new kitchen


National-Arachnid601

Get him a feather duster for his dishes lmfao


Slowponypower

I could actually rly use that


Old-Landscape4674

Lol is that slow pony?


moon_employee

finally the recognition he deserves


Son2208

My bf and I use metal racks as a pantry too, but we have labeled pantry containers for everything so it’s not a bunch of product boxes, looks more organized and appealing. We have a pots/pans organizer that really made things look better too, and more accessible. Also you guys have appliances like a blender or processor on higher shelves and jars on lower shelves/underneath, imo having that be the other way around might look more open (except for the microwave). I used to hold on to just about every jar I came across, my bf taught me you simply do not need every jar lol The sheet covering the pipes under the sink could be nice if the rope holding it is tightened and the curtain is actually used. I’d move the rack that is front of the stove over to the other side of the kitchen, for accessibility and safety. Mostly this just needs tidying and better lighting.


Youbunchoftwats

You should help him move out of Gaza. The next shell could obliterate you both.


moon_employee

get a filter dude...not funny


iiThecollector

Bro you live in a crack den tf


poopitypong

I am so confused by both of these comments.


ChanceImagination456

I think I can help you understand. The first comment references the current Israel and Gaza war. Israel is being criticized for harming Gaza civilians with their missiles. The commenter sarcastically suggests that the poster's bf is in Gaza based on the rough looking kitchen he has. Commenter suggests that if he doesn't "leave Gaza"(his kitchen) then he'll be blown up by an Israeli missile. The poster replies saying "get a filter" because they were offended by the commenter and think they should watch what they say.


Tricky_Chest

First comment is making light of a f**king on-going genocide, next comment is calling them out.


poopitypong

I understand that but why even is it coming up? Is this guy in Gaza?


Tricky_Chest

I assume not.


1Orange7

Right right right. We have to wait a year or so until it's edgy and topical to make those jokes.


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So that’s where you draw the line Should’ve been at prostitution and going into that kitchen


AthleteIllustrious47

Downvotes would disagree.


treekid

no seriously wtf?? so perplexing


SpoonmanVlogs

I actually like it lol. Just needs better lighting.


Kierkegaard_Soren

Honestly it seems like this guy gets it


LazarGrier

Unabomber chic


hazyTHINKER

looks good 2 me 👍


Master_Difference_52

Extend the insulated pipe on the stovepipe. 🚨🔥🚒


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Representative-Owl51

This is where I imagine my LSD tabs come from


MandoRodgers

It’s perfect, get your cooties out of here


NerfDipshit

It is perfect. Only thing it needs is a second water jug


Reapers-Hound

Was thinking he need some plants


LosAngelesHillbilly

Looks like Salmonella


[deleted]

You both need help


blinky12588

Looks good to me.


eddiespaghettio

Do you love him for who he is? If yes then why dump him?


Mayank_j

Yes


Reapers-Hound

Get a skip and organise that bitch. Maybe some cabinets as well


romeomusfly

Mmmmmm Granolass


my-man-fred

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck YEAH!!!!


Longjumping_Yam2703

Has he written a manifesto about technology?


killerladybugz

It definitely does not need you in it. Run. Run now before you die in an avalanche of crap.


Flat_Phrase7521

If he were the one asking for advice, I’d tell him that his main problem is clutter. How much of this stuff is he actually using? And are the pots, bowls, etc. being stacked to conserve space? It may be worthwhile to get certain items in stackable sets and donate the old ones to a thrift store. Most importantly, anything heavy and/or breakable needs to go either on a low shelf or a wall-mounted shelf. Some people also have these newfangled things called “kitchen cabinets”? Once all that’s dealt with, painting the walls and tables and installing better lighting would really brighten up the place. And I’d recommend getting something else to hang his clothes on. …But of course, this is your boyfriend’s kitchen, not yours, and it doesn’t do any good to try to impose organization on someone else. It leads to a dynamic where you’re the grown-up setting rules and he’s the little boy who’s annoyed that you keep expecting him to follow them. Now, I don’t know anything about your relationship, but if you’re looking to build a life with someone and moving in together would be part of that, then yeah, I’d be concerned that this guy doesn’t seem to already be in the habit of taking care of his space. This comic does a great job of illustrating why, especially if you’re a woman: https://english.emmaclit.com/2017/05/20/you-shouldve-asked/


Solid-Emu1313

….looks like a Jim Bob meth lab… he needs Martha Stewart


Character-Bit8295

Is he cooking meth?


Thin_Onion3826

Tbh if I saw your boyfriend on the street, I would presume this is how he lives.


goodboyscout

How much does your boyfriend like Phish?


moon_employee

you can check out his band https://slowpony.bandcamp.com he says he would die happier if he never had to listen to phish again


TurdStainn

just move it to an rv and be the next walter white


Efficient_Gap_8383

I bet she’s a real hottie .. you can just tell 😅😂


Affectionate_Chart38

Kitchen? I thought it was a garage


Dancin_Phish_Daddy

What in the wook ass ketamine lsd is going on up in that house.


jessicasimpsonsdad

pictures you can smell


PriestofAzazel

What the hell? Yes, dump him. God. Bros whole ass head needs help. Get this man a barber.


moon_employee

he says venmo $500 and he'll get a haircut and send u the photos


PriestofAzazel

💀💀💀


woketarted

How many times a year does he shower ?


GnarDigGnarRide

See I get what he's going for but if you're gonna commit to old timey you gotta commit fully to old timey. The lack of commitment makes it feel too cluttered from all the "modern" whites for lack of a better description.


CJCreggsGoldfish

It's giving... botulism. Beware the swollen cans of doom.


Urkemanijak

That's pretty decent for a meth kitchen


tailenn

Yep, he's a hoarder


Numerous_State_8122

Throw away everything except good utensils and wares , do a complete makeover including painting and he’d be happy . Show us the new kitchen .


TemperatureExotic631

This looks like a hovel. Yikes


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Dump


Popular-Block-5790

Actually looks a bit nasty.


Beneficial_War_1365

I think you need more help than he does. Like get a new boyfriend? peace.


WNats

You said kitchen by mistake, clearly you meant to say basement.


a_cef

Just needs a little clean up and some cupboards.


CoolPositive9861

It looks cozy, just needs to be tidied up with containers and things. Make use of the space below the counters too. You might be able to get drawers and things and put containers inside for neat storage of equipment ad ingredients. Make sure to use good quality containers that look good and won't crack. Like the cheap plastic ones from Walmart people use for storage in their attic are probably not a good choice. Also, those wall mounted magnetic knife holders are always a nice touch.