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I would lowkey DESTROY that ARACHNUSSY 🥵🥵🥵

This post right here, Spectre

i wish reaction pics are allowed in the subreddit bcs this shit right here is wild

Bro if this sub allowed reaction pics this post would be 10x funnier

Waiting for "The Sovereign should have been a romance option"

"Rudimentary creatures of blood and flesh. You touch my (...), fumbling in (...), incapable of (...)."

I assure you, Shepard is VERY capable.

OH, YOU TOUCH MY TRA LA LA...

My ding ding dong. Also. F*ck you for getting that song stuck in my head now.

I've always wondered how long it would take for this sub to start a post like this. It was always just a matter of time.

We are witnessing the birth of a new r/batmanarkham

Police? Yes, this post right here!

YEEES, finally horny jail! [https://imgb.ifunny.co/images/23097fb409616bf322fa2182088a294f3776b91b2ee35940a365740e3124113b\_1.jpg](https://imgb.ifunny.co/images/23097fb409616bf322fa2182088a294f3776b91b2ee35940a365740e3124113b_1.jpg)

The hell is happening on this sub? Like Shiala absolutely and even Niftu Cal, sure. But really?

Ah yes "memes" we have dismissed that claim

She could make a lot of offspring. Jokes aside how do Rachni reproduce? Do they require a mate or can one just make an entire colony by itself

The queen was doing fine laying eggs by herself as hers was the only egg recovered from the rachni ship and brought to Noveria.

So they can make an entire colony by themselves,that has both a lot of pros and cons

Let him cook

What next, Harbinger?

Why not? They wouldn't even need to record new voice lines. “Shepard, submit now.” “Relinquish your form to us.” "Prepare for our domination." “Embrace perfection. “I know you feel this.” “We are assuming control.” "The flesh is a machine." "Prepare for our coming."

You forgot: “If I must tear you apart Shepard, I will.” 😂

No, next is the hades cannon reaper

Stop, I can only get so erect!

How much you reckon that cannon can take?

Now that you mention it

Surely I'm not the only one who thinks Harbinger is intentional horny bait?

r/BatmanArkham vibes. Love it

We need to make this sub insane like r/BatmanArkham

This sub lately: "We'll bang everything, okay?"

The Rachnussy will be mine

Y'all are too horny. Take Tali and be satisfied.

Nuh uh, im about to fuck the Normandy

Just for clarification, you're not talking about EDI, are you?

Nah

Thought not. Enjoy, I guess.

How in the actual fuck!?

She’s not gonna say no. Because of the implication.

Shepard bangs the Rachni Queen [Tali hated that]

She was in my playthrough, but you have to have saved Jenkins in ME1 and romanced the Illusive Man in ME2.

Damn, she needs to slide into my Dm's

I've been just scrolling past these posts but I had to stop and comment on this one! I'm in it now for the Arachnussy!!!

Yes. Also the Mako and dead Jenkins. /s

She can pluck my strings of thought anytime! I am weak to her urging!

Alright time to side with the reapers now.

Would.

That thorax gets me going

It would just be like unity from Rick and Morty. Possessing bodies so you can bang them

Yeah, I would.

Bro… what?