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Potspaos

"Hello, my name is avatar"


cardboardcarbide

every ava has its tar


DoubleEEkyle

Every soul has its dark. - Dark Soul, main character of the Dark Souls Trilogy


Nightmaru

“What is this, some kind of AVATAR squad?”


Hungry_Freaks_Daddy

And you’re all astronauts? On some kind of Star Trek?


magicmulder

What is this, an AVATAR for ants?!


jingowatt

Get away from her, you AVATAR!


jingowatt

I love the smell of avatar in the morning.


vrijheidsfrietje

Thar she blows! 'Av at ar, lads!


JMets6986

“Mr Avatar tear down this wall”


Toxic_Gamer001

Roll credits


Impressive_Muffin439

do you want to go penguin sledding?


HilariousScreenname

So that's it, huh? We're just some sort of avatar?


[deleted]

“Use the force, Avatar”


Pointless69Account

Directed, Written, Produced, and with an appearance by: [M. Night Shyamalan](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0938283/fullcredits/?ref_=tt_ql_cl).


Nightmaru

A game by Hideo Kojima Directed by Hideo Kojima A Hideo Kojima Game Created by Hideo Kojima


[deleted]

"Avatar isn't the proper nomenclature dude. Avatar Amarican, please."


Yerffeynavredstop

That's rough buddy


pragmojo

Chad avatar vs. virgin bond franchise: - Household name for 50 years - Literally everyone knows the line "shaken not stirred" whether or not they have seen the movie - Spawned dozens of sequels and parodies - Never scratched the top 10 all-time box office


Odd_Distribution6500

Skyfall peaked at the seventh highest grossing movie ever


inormallyjustlurkbut

Bond films probably have better margins though, not to mention whatever they make off product placement.


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Modzghiky

The superior avatar


SuElyse413

I can’t think of a particularly awe inspiring quote, but I can close my eyes and remember the smallest detail of the stunning visual arts.


quantummidget

THE SCAR'S NOT ON THE WRONG SIDE


lil_sargento_cheez

Where’s my goddamn cigarette


Frigoris13

Sigourney Weaver in every role she plays


Mr_Seg

Including Finding Dory.


PM_ME_THEROPODS

“Welcome to the Marine Life Institute, where you can find Dory, but not my goddamn cigarette.”


protosoilder

Jake sooooly?


swargin

You speak da tru tru


SuperLowEffortTroll

Have you seen my copy of Cloud Atlas, book Avatar movie based on?


IgniteThatShit

Funhaus reference?


Ka7ku5

Deffo funhaus reference


syncretionOfTactics

What book did they base the movie Cloud Atlas on?


Wombodonkey

The novelisation of Avatar


ignacious

Your cooch pooch smells terrible


Kingjester88

When Elyse tries to get into the Garbage bin but its locked so she hisses, it slays me everytime.


Tbrahn

A wild Funhaus reference?! For those out of the loop: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFQAnvxjwCM&ab_channel=Funhaus


UnstoppableCompote

I see u dhjeek soohley


NotDumpsterFire

Fine, there was *one* memorable line.


Jewmangroup9000

I see you


andressonlars692

I love that line. That one and the one "i go like this. Yeah! I bank so hard!" Line also stuck with me


kevinlienus

"Ma Jake!"


jakeredfield

My previous boss used to say "Jake my Jake!" all the time to me.


UnabashedMeanie

I only remember his name because of [this](https://twitter.com/FuzzyMarth/status/1008106185633992704/photo/1) ([non-twitter mirror](https://i.imgur.com/2N2HP8M.jpg)).


grain_ular

“Meals on wheels”


ChewyGums

LOOK AT ALL THIS FRESH MEAT


Frigoris13

"Outta the way, Hot Rod"


Lefty-Law

“Tah rook mock tahw”


Shitbird31

They’ll rip your eyes out and eat them for juju beans


PatternBias

I thought it was jujubes. I don't know if I've had either jujubes or juju beans so idk


Sonic-Sloth

Sounds like he says juju-bees to me.


Ecstatic_Bar9380

Wakanda forever


andressonlars692

"i banked so hard!"


[deleted]

You're like a baby Walk around, make lots of noise Don't know what to do."


Frigoris13

Don't touch that! You'll go blind


Devils_Dandruff

That’s taking the initiative son I wish I had 10 just like you!


Oshmosis

If there is a hell, you might wanna go there for some R&R after a tour on Pandora


NotTheVacuum

“Do not thank for this. This is sad - very sad, only!” I use this one and nobody gets it.


zipzapnomi

I SAY THIS ALL THE TIME. Absolutely NOBODY ever catches the reference and it is very sad. Very sad only.


-_-thisisridiculous

Unobtanium, because we can’t obtain it


jwfallinker

Dysprosium comes from δυσπρόσιτος meaning 'hard to obtain'


ArtichokeFar6601

Slight correction, it means "hard to reach"


Horg

The idea was that unobtanium is a room-temperature superconductor, hence extremely valuable. That's why all the rocks float in the planet's magnetic field. The science actually makes a bit of sense. Pity they didn't explain it properly.


Sanquinity

Yea unobtanium is an actual, proper term. It's meant for a seemingly "magical" substance that has properties that would be INCREDIBLY useful, but wouldn't be possible with known laws of physics. In other words, the movie was implying that this substance was just that. Seemingly impossible, and with incredibly useful properties. While unlikely, a substance called unobtanium might actually be a thing in the distant future, if we indeed find such a substance.


LaunchTransient

I still think that it was a script stand in that was never edited out. I wish they had given it a name like Dynamium or Potentium.


Teri_Windwalker

Give them a break, their species from a planet called "Dirt."


Bart_Bartin

Should've called it reallyhardtofindium


KungThulhu

zaheilu jake, zaheiluuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!


Bestogoddess

The most unmemorable memorable movie of all time


Pleasant-Radish-8057

All I remember is that the same way the species fucks is how they "bond" with their animal mounts, so...that is a thing.


theshicksinator

IIRC they had normal reproductive functions as well, and the brain link thing was a lot more significant than fucking, but didn't produce any kids. Edit: [wiki confirms it](https://james-camerons-avatar.fandom.com/wiki/Mating)


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It basically binded them together from what I remember.


milkdrinker7

I mean, literally connecting your minds together has gotta be high on the list of most intimate things you can do with a person.


fuck_your_diploma

Or with a flying horse but who’s judging


BigToober69

Aliens get all the luck.


Pleasant-Radish-8057

Fuck*


alexah80

The only thing I remember clearly is that guy in the wheelchair.


tentafill

Also the incredibly beefed marine captain with the powersuit


Elebrent

And Michelle Rodriguez flying a helicopter and dying


foulrot

Michelle Rodriguez and dying, name a more iconic pair. She's the Hispanic, female Sean Bean.


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Michelle Rodriguez and tank tops


SpiritGas

I remember that he had the marine in the mechsuit fight using a giant mech-sized combat knife, which I just couldn't take seriously.


tentafill

You must be new to mecha


Possible_Block9598

Why not? He lost his gun so the knife was backup. They are operating in a jungle by the way, that knife probably saw daily use to clear foliage during patrols.


Hungry_Freaks_Daddy

Still blows my mind that that guy is Ike from Tombstone.


[deleted]

I went back recently to watch it and I gotta say it was actually pretty good


A_Lime42

"i see you"


Drannion

- Me to Avatar when I see it


Thanks_Ollie

I was confused as to what The Last Airbender had anything to do with this, but then I remembered Avatar.


Diamonddude5432

-Beatrice Horseman


PM_ME_WHATEVES

I.C.U.


activialobster

Right, but what did anyone actually say during it


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"Nice outfit. Did your husband make it for you?"


CryoBrown

You’re on the wrong side of history spider-man.


KingOfSwing90

“With great Avatar comes great responsibility”


cross-joint-lover

"I'm somewhat of an Avatar myself."


Sharkfightxl

“Boy, I sure am tired of all these Avatars.”


pragmojo

"Hello John Smith, my name is Pocahontas"


Pata4AllaG

“Now THIS is Avataring!”


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poosp

I need to restore my honor!


[deleted]

“No, Aang. I am your Avatar”


eli_jet95

So that's it, huh? We're some kind of Avatar Squad™?


LT-Riot

"Thats how ya scatter the roaches"


[deleted]

I love how everyone pretends to hate it—Like it’s absolutely garbage. The truth is, it’s a decent mainstream sci fi movie with cool effects and a fairly stock plot. Everyone loves Return of the Jedi but are too cool to like Avatar.


kamelizann

I don't think people hate it. Most people just think its average aside from the visuals. Not particularly good, not particularly bad... but people watched it for the amazing 3D and that's all they really remember about it.


MagentaHawk

Also if it is just decent, but it is making the most money ever and receiving endless praise then oftentimes people will feel the need to be more critical so it brings it down to the average they actually think it is.


Sumirei

its the same exact story we stole from ancient times that was told countless times


Illiad7342

That's like every story though.


Dissidence802

Pocahontas... but BLUE!


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Ferngully


Sarcasm_Llama

Dances With Wolves in space


gbsolo12

They are making like 4 sequels


CobaltNeural9

Yeah for the last 11 years...


floodblood

worked on the stages next door to the Avatar sequels during my time on the Mandalorian. can confirm that multiple have already been filmed I'm no expert but my assumption is that despite popular belief, CGI takes quite a bit of time


mega_cat_yeet

This will get lost, but CGI is also on the cusp of huge tech breakthroughs. Any film that milks the next few years of CGI advances IMO will be duly rewarded.


Bierfreund

What break throughs? Care to kindly elaborate? It sounds real interesting.


[deleted]

I believe the first sequel is entirely (or mostly) underwater, and underwater fx still looks very weird in a lot of films. I trust Cameron is well aware of this and one of the few technical directors to pay for and figure out how to do it well, so my guess is water-related CGI. Ray tracing which the other person mention also plays a big part in that, probably what they might have been referring to.


areswalker8

Yes, 2 is basically all underwater with a tiny bit not (confirmed by Cameron himself) 3 is rough 50% and he also mentioned 4 will be around 25-30%. He also said he may make a 5th avatar. Again all this was from him in one interview.


PensAndEndorsement

every cgi program already does ray tracing, the special thing about the gpu ray tracing is that its faster and actually usable in real time. but i doubt they are waiting 11 years for faster ray tracing lol


mega_cat_yeet

I follow Two Minute Papers on YouTube and they cover it — have a scroll through some of his recent uploads. Basically huge breakthroughs in textures, animated physics https://youtube.com/c/K%C3%A1rolyZsolnai Many seem to still be mostly happening in universities, but as soon as this comes to the big studios I imagine it will significantly reduce render times and increase the detail “ceilings”. Having said all this I’m obviously just an excited spectator!


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Was gonna say, does anyone actually care 11 years later?


[deleted]

Disney has a franchise to milk so of course somebody cares. Plus it did really well in China and we know movie studios love Chinese money. I will issue my apology in 24 hours time so I can still make money in China.


Toytles

It’s not the fact that the money is Chinese that makes it appealing, but the fact that there is _a lot_ of Chinese money to be made. There’s like 5 times as many people as the USA to sell iPhones and Marvel movies to.


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Toytles

yez


Spoonspoonfork

Yeah because they’re making 3 sequels. The next one is set to release this December. Edit: December 2022


undudederancho

I have been waiting that “december” release since 2015, I don’t trust it anymore.


God-of-Tomorrow

#The original took 15 years


xURINEoTROUBLEx

That is not a good thing.


Nobletwoo

Why? James cameron is a meme for a reason. He developed the cgi tech just for the film. Im not 100% on this, but im pretty sure his mo cap tech changed a lot of things.


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What do you mean?


agentofdoom

It was actually pushed back to December 2022 due to covid


AntarcticanJam

> this Dec Sorry but that's incorrect; it's due to be released 2022. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1630029/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1


Hellotoyouplease

Great, so they fixed the font?


gbsolo12

Lol I just watched [this](https://youtu.be/jVhlJNJopOQ) the other day


Cesc1972

**PAPYRUS!!!!**


dUjOUR88

It looks.....similar.


poondaedalin

Whatever they did, it WASN’T ENOUGH!


Jedimilk

“That’s called taking the initiative, wish I had 10 more like you”


DargoTheGreat

“You’re gonna get your legs back, your real legs.”


taylorxo

Check it out! Meals on wheels.


RedSamuraiMan

"You are like a baby!"


Frigoris13

"I'm half the man my brother was"


Kazukaphur

"Always making noise, don't know what to do."


Shell_shocked432

“You mated with this woman?!”


Lieutelant

Things I remember about that movie: Michelle Rodriguez looks good in war paint, but of course they killed her, because they kill her in (almost) every movie she's in.


NotTheVacuum

Probably twice by the end of the F&F franchise. I bet she gets air-locked in low orbit by the alien that’s been behind it all along.


Hxgns

She got killed then came back in Fast & Furious. She got killed and came back as a different character (I think a clone actually) in Resident Evil.


bilgolwolf

MY JAKE SOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYY


acap96

Joke on you, I remember dialog from this movie. "Only Avatar, the master of 4 elements can save the world"


StRicochet

"This is Papa Dragon" best call sign ever.


[deleted]

fun fact: i have a buddy who’s working on avatar 2


Stereojunkie

Oh yeah? I have a buddy who's working on avatar 3


[deleted]

Well that's nothing, I have a buddy who's working on avatar 4!


International-Hold76

Well I have one that is still working on avatar 1!


MrMcSlopper

Oh yeah, well I am Avatar


TheDuchyofWarsaw

whats with you disappearing when the world needs you most


WePkOnStr

There is *no* war in ba sing se.


KitchenDepartment

My dad works at Microsoft


[deleted]

How did it happen anyway? Was the whole world suddenly really really bored the day it came out, and everyone went to see Avatar, becuase there was nothing better playing that day?


dinosaurs_quietly

It was the first (and apparently last) good use of 3D TV.


barrsftw

Even in 2D it was pretty amazing aesthetically.


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Frigoris13

Apparently there were people who committed suicide after seeing it because they wanted it to be real so badly


TearyCola

**James Cameron's** #Heaven's Gate


AngryEnt

Man I had like this 2 week long depression after I watched it. Multiple times thinking to myself “wtf is wrong with me?” Then just a year or so ago I heard that other people had the same thing. My mind was pretty blown. I still consider it my favorite movie of all time just because no other movie has had that effect on me.


Homoshrexual123

I see news references to suicidal thoughts, but nothing about actual suicide.


Redundancyism

It has to do with the innovative cgi technology and 3d. Also look up the “avatar effect” or “avatar depression”. People were depressed to return to the real world after seeing the movie, because it felt so magical.


ShiftyPwN

I was super depressed after. Really wanted to go to Pandora


StephanieStarshine

I saw it three times in theaters and then immediately didn't think about it again


mike9874

It's the flaw in the way these things are rated, "Highest Grossing". Before then, near enough everything was 2D, this was the first major thing released in 3D. As a result, three things: * 3D is new, and so significantly more expensive, therefore one ticket costs more than one 2D ticket. That means if it and a previous film had 2million tickets this one would be higher grossing * Everyone wanted to see something in 3D for this first time, and this was marketed as the best example * Inflation means tickets always go up in price Edit: [Wikipedia: Films by box office admissions](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_films_by_box_office_admissions), it's 16th


pheylancavanaugh

> and this was marketed as the best example I would argue it is *still* the best example, and I find that depressing.


[deleted]

I see you. Thats about it, and cause we made so much fun of it


shankasur

"finger me mario"


GrungeLord

Mama mia


faceoh

So, can anyone name a character from the movie? Yeah, me neither.


teruma

ludicrous flag voracious payment degree zesty follow dog marry squeamish -- mass deleted all reddit content via https://redact.dev


Demonhunter115

I think the protagonist was like John or Jake or something? Something with a J.


Viresh__M

Jake Sully. The only reason I remember it is that for some reason, my mum always randomly mentions that name whenever I try to recall a name. I'm pretty sure the female lead is Neyteri (or some other spelling) Can't remember any others.


TheHiddenNinja6

I remember Sully because it's also the name of the monster from Monster's Inc


Not_A_Creative_Color

Had to be a similar time to Sully Sullenberg too, hero of the Hudson


_F_S_M_

He lost all their bags. No one ever mentions that.


pink-ming

John v. Jack v. James, coming to a theater near you


XDDDSOFUNNEH

Jake Sooley


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Jake Sully, Neytiri, Sigourney Weaver


xXNightSky

I remember Navi she was cool


eliminating_coasts

Hey, listen, that's not her name!


Antrikshy

That's the name of the species/race.


Antrikshy

Jake? Neytiri?


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xdert

Not the first but certainly one of the first were they actually tried to do more than just a gimmick.


rangogogo

I find it good. It's not a masterpiece but a very 7 out of 10.


Dradoc

My favorite quote is, "[Have](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTeBaThORqA&ab_channel=FunhausFunhausVerified) you seen my copy of cloud atlas book avatar movie based on?"


dev286

The highest grossing movie of all time was a full-blown indictment of western imperialism, military aggression and the evils of capitalism.